#thats quarantine baby!!!!!!!!

[skyburger]

count dooku on my mind couldnt even tell you why. star wars has such a vast and expansive canon why am i thinking about DOOKU. hes like not even that interesting hes just some old guy who died. i mean he like had some cool scenes but like? Its count dooku. its fucking count dooku. this is like if i was thinking about general grievous or something like who the fuck cares about him. im sure someone does but that burden should not be mine to bear... and yet? count dooku in my thoughts. not even like coherent things just like. i think hes funny

[savefrog]

me: okay we need to clean

stupid brain: i dont want to clean i only want to look at fish

me: if we clean we can get more fish

stupid brain: GO GO GO LETS CLEAN LETS GO

[hxlcyon]

hallo!! sorry to ask this since it’s been a year since you’ve updated it, but do you have any plans to add the last chapter of ‘in figure eights’? the way you wrote it was incredible and it’s become one of my favorite leona fics!

hello! thank you so much for reaching out! wow, it's been a while since i've thought about "in figure eights"—this ask came in at a super convenient time for it actually! the short answer to your question is: absolutely yes!

the longer answer (and subsequent explanation + time frame)? uhm. hm. a little harder to pinpoint. i've had the final chapter drafted and outlined for a while, but i never got around to what i deem "i-stare-at-the-screen-and-edit-so-hard-i-go-into-a-trance-time" LMAO but it was also in part to three (really one) little things

1. despite my most recent work being an ace fic, i haven't actually been into twst in a hot second! i think... i'm still in early chapter 6..? i watch main chapter translations with a friend, but we got so busy we never caught up to it! so without being able to catch up, i avoided twst just for spoilers and to hyperfixate on other things while i waited! which is hilarious you say that because literally just yesterday, we finally decided catch up this week! so, there's a good chance tbh that i'll hyperfixate on twst again 2+3. writer's block + time/bad memory: yeah. uh. yeah. i've been slowly getting back into writing though! academia work burned me out hard my first semester of college orz

[darkromanceenthusiast]

Slasher Masterlist

NSFW | Headcanons/ Multiple characters

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair (separate) with a S/O who chews their lip

Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, and Vincent Sinclair (separate) "That looks heavy, let me hold it for you."

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Thomas Hewitt (separate) with a athletic s/o headcanons

Kinky shit pt.1

Kinky shit pt.2

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair with an S/O who found out they have abusive parents

Michael, Jason, Bubba and Brahms with an S/O that really loves to sleep.

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt with a hypersensitive s/o

Michael and Freddy (separate) with a chubby S/O

How Michael and Brahms (separate) show affection

Jason voorhees, Michael Myers, Brahms, Bubba and Norman with an S/O cosplaying as them

Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees with a plussize!FTM!S/O

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers with an S/O whos been held hostage

Michael attacking his S/O pt.1

Michael attacking his S/O pt.2

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher bathing their fem!S/O

Michael Myers, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O that has acne

Jason and Michael being gifted flower crowns

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair (separate) with a S/O who chews their lip

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Thomas Hewitt (separate) with a athletic s/o headcanons

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair with an S/O who found out they have abusive parents

Michael, Jason, Bubba and Brahms with an S/O that really loves to sleep.

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt with a hypersensitive s/o

Jason voorhees, Michael Myers, Brahms, Bubba and Norman with an S/O cosplaying as them

Jason with a depressed s/o headcannons

Patrick Bateman, Bubba Sawyer, and Jason Voorhees (separate) with a sick s/o headcanons

Jason x plussize!reader smut

Jason x male!reader smut

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Vincent Sinclair with a soon-to-be S/O who asks to see their face

Jason with plussize!reader headcanons

Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O who faints when scared

Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees with a plussize!FTM!S/O

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers with an S/O whos been held hostage

Jason accidentally hurting his S/O

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher bathing their fem!S/O

Michael Myers, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O that has acne

Jason with a quarantined s/o

Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, Brahms Heelshire with an S/O thats scared of the dark

Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt dancing with their S/O

Jason and Michael being gifted flower crowns

Freddy Krueger

Michael and Freddy (separate) with a chubby s/o

Freddy Krueger with a flat S/O

Thomas Hewitt

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Thomas Hewitt (separate) with a athletic s/o headcanons

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt with a hypersensitive s/o

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Vincent Sinclair with a soon-to-be S/O who asks to see their face

Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O who faints when scared

Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees with a plussize!FTM!S/O

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers with an S/O whos been held hostage

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher bathing their fem!S/O

Michael Myers, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O that has acne

Thomas with an S/O who does crazy make-up looks

Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt dancing with their S/O

Thomas with an S/O who babies him

The Beginning Thomas X Reader

Bubba Sawyer

Michael, Jason, Bubba and Brahms with an S/O that really loves to sleep.

Jason voorhees, Michael Myers, Brahms, Bubba and Norman with an S/O cosplaying as them

Patrick Bateman, Bubba Sawyer, and Jason Voorhees (separate) with a sick s/o headcanons

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Vincent Sinclair with a soon-to-be S/O who asks to see their face

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers with an S/O whos been held hostage

Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, Brahms Heelshire with an S/O thats scared of the dark

Chop Top

Billy Loomis, Hannibal Lector, and Chop Top (separate) with an ADHD S/O

Hannibal Lectre

Billy Loomis, Hannibal Lector, and Chop Top (separate) with an ADHD S/O

Hannibal kills his s/o blurb

Harry Warden

Chucky

Tiffany Valentine

Carrie

Carrie cuddling headcanons

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, and Vincent Sinclair (separate) "That looks heavy, let me hold it for you."

Michael, Jason, Bubba and Brahms with an S/O that really loves to sleep.

How Michael and Brahms show affection to their s/o

Jason voorhees, Michael Myers, Brahms, Bubba and Norman with an S/O cosplaying as them

Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, Brahms Heelshire with an S/O thats scared of the dark

Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt dancing with their S/O

Vincent Sinclair

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair (separate) with a S/O who chews their lip

Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, and Vincent Sinclair (separate) "That looks heavy, let me hold it for you."

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair with an S/O who found out they have abusive parents

Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees, Vincent Sinclair with a soon-to-be S/O who asks to see their face

Is This The End?

Bo Sinclair

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair with an S/O who found out they have abusive parents

Bo finds out his wife is pregnant blurb

Bo with an airhead S/O

Stu Macher

Poly!Ghostface x reader

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher bathing their fem!S/O

Billy Loomis

Short pillow talk blurb with Billy

Billy Loomis, Hannibal Lector, and Chop Top (separate) with an ADHD S/O

Billy Loomis x nonbinary!reader

Poly!Ghostface x reader

Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees with an S/O who faints when scared

Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher bathing their fem!S/O

Norman Bates

Jason voorhees, Michael Myers, Brahms, Bubba and Norman with an S/O cosplaying as them

Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman, Bubba Sawyer, and Jason Voorhees (separate) with a sick s/o headcanons

[m4rs-ex3]

so naturally i was up at 1am the other night watching tdp related youtube videos and i figured i'd watch the 2020 comic con panel since it'd been a while and oh my god some of this shit

(also just me talking about how much i love this cast)

"IT IS I, DARK_MAGE_DAD420" i cannot believe that is real

aaravos: "if i want to do a screen call, i must perform a cosmic blood ritual. with a mortar and pestle. AND FLOATING KNIVES" you are fucking kidding me (edit: i realize that pertains to what he did in s2 but still like "cosmic" "ritual" "knives"? cmon)

jason simpson playing the ukulele. that's all.

jack: *talking about how he had a baby in quarantine* eric: i've been doing a lot of gardening... uh i haven't had a baby, but you never know! i mean if it's possible through social distancing aaron: if anybody can make that happen through social distancing it's aaravos you are F U C K I N G KIDDING ME

racquel: some fun things i did- i uhh died my own hair and burned my scalp and i would like to inform you all it's finally healed and we're good to go, i'm ready to do it again! i'm obsessed with the fact that racquel is quite literally claudia irl

the ttm read is awesome. jack came with the Rayla Voice fucking PREPARED oh my god

i don't think i've ever actually talked about the dnd sketch but it is one of my favorite things in the entire world

rayllum in this sketch is amazing particularly callum he is SO down bad like "my character is a mysterious elf assassin with two beautiful blades to match my two beautiful eyes~~ ✨" like hello that's canon idc if it's a sketch that is canon

"my character cannot help but look at her. he locks eyes with rayla's mage" "....there will be time for roleplaying later" HELLO THATS GOLD

viren in this skit is genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever seen. i cannot emphasize enough this is comedy

necromancer ezran. i think about him daily.

s: "i start swinging my sword at, uhh, idk, rayla's mage" r: "WAIT WHAT" c: "uh wait wait i take it back MY SWORDS GLEAM INTO THE LIGHT AS I LEAP TO THE DEFENCE OF THE BEAUTIFUL MAGE!" s: "hey no takebacks!" sibling ass fight i love them

"LIKE WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO?"

i rolled a 1 😐

i loot their corpses for blood >:D

"do elves have four toes?" "i always assumed that they would have 6 so they could learn how to count to 20" paula my love

someone get sasha some hamantaschen

i don't need arc 3 actually i just need the beta script including as many guns n roses references as possible

racquel: ok call me crazy, call me crazy... jesse: you're crazy, racquel racquel: THANK YOU FINALLY they are literally just them

"I WILL NOT BE POSTING A SINGLE THING ABOUT ICE, FOR I AM JULIA" (okay but.... venous frigoris anyone?)

paula: ugh, no one likes soren jesse: well no one likes rayla racquel: you two should fight ����

long hard sigh

bonus: jason: literally no one likes viren so let's move on

"how old is bait?" "sasha, how old do you think bait is?" "3."

"is-is a glow toad kinda like a toad?" "................kind of"

i fucking love sasha have i ever mentioned that i fucking love sasha

"i think that he's 56." "either 3 or 56 only, apparently"

the saga announcement is great i love how everyone's is so excited they don't even know all of their characters are about to be destroyed physically and emotionally

the way aaron says it so fucking funny "is there gonna be a season 4?" "uh so i think it's really important to emphasize: yes-"

"i too want to cry" "just cry, just-" "IT'S A PANDEMIC. NO TEARS. THERE'S NO CRYING IN A PANDEMIC." "...where is this rule coming from?"

and finally there were a handful of moments that i could not do justice by transcribing in a post so here is a masterfully edited compilation i made

[kellterntempest]

a Bio/Hazmat/Radiation Suit Tier List (rating 0-10 on sexy scale of how attractive they are)

Ok starting off with a classic. ugly color but excellent coverage and chemical resistance rating with a nice silhouette. love the gas mask. 7/10 would be higher for a better color.

i like the black with reflector stripes. is it just me or do we got some disco flared pants? It's alright. 5/10

YEAHHHHHHH firefighter suit!! the silhouette and coverage is perfect, the full face respirator mwah!! only thing i hate is the color. if it was it black or navy or any other color I'd make it 10/10 bangable all day what a hunk

oh my god YES !!!!! another firefighter suit goddamnnnnnn its hot in here! FULL coverage, fire protective, and hell of a date night outfit. get in here hot stuff!! 10/10

OOooooo sexy af!! Love the simple, slim silhouette, the pattern and the gas mask. the all black looks great, grrr arf!! I would wear this daily if I could nobody can see my face or eyes and nobody bother me. I need a Sexy BioHazmat calendar with this one in pinup poses pleeeeeease 10/10

OH HI!!!! <3 This looks to be a slight variation on the pattern of the last one, in an olive green. looks like thicker material. I'm down for some close encounters with this butch dreamboat!! 9/10

She's the OG, the icon, the one. Respectable level D suit. props to her for her versatility. give her some gloves and a respirator and i'm DOWN! 8/10

no pockets :( but a lovely suit with full coverage. The silhouette is too boxy but it is still attractive. 7/10

oh helloooooo !!! LOVE the color, the material, boots gloves and full face respirator we got the whole package!!!! i just know that this suit is gonna make loud crinkly squeaky sounds when things get freaky 10/10

now THIS is a silhouette!!! da bulkier da better!!! we got a sweet belt clip going on and some nice striping patterns. add gloves and respirator and we are bumping mask to mask making out 10/10

UGLY color but WOULD!!!! put those gloved hands on me baby!!! 7/10

Hm. not a fan. the nice orange striping is ruined by the placement. it may be high rating on the safety side but i wouldn't even wear this to paint my house. 2/10

now THIS is a anti-thermal fireproof suit i can get behind 😜 make some feisty smooth moves with this HOT aluminized suit 8/10

gonna be honest i thought this would be sexier but *sigh* its not doing it for me. its full coverage very safe excellent biohazmat suit, but i hate the color and theres just something else im not getting. I could be persuaded but this isn't it. 3/10

BDE! Again, i hate the color but this suit does the job. cameltoe. 5/10

This silhouette is perfect. this is exactly what im looking for in a level B suit! time to suit up in this sexy beast and scavenge for the Company. loses a star for the color, i'm not into it. 9/10

This nuclear radiation suit is sooooo hot we got sweet patterns, belt loops and buckles, AND reflective striping!!! no notes, 10/10

oh FUCK YEAH!! LETS GO IM FREE ALL NIGHT! amazing color!! nobody and nothing is going to get past this level A suit and the silhouette is so good!!! 10/10!! pretty much ALL the alphatec suits are sexy as hell.

we got another fantastic level A suit! classic yellow color, very round shapes and curvier silhouette. advanced chemical AND gas protection, she is SEALED and ready for anything. I love the design and shape of the front visor. 10/10

Another excellent alphatec suit. A lovely color, beautiful and lightweight level B suit thats incredibly chemical resistant, crinkly and loud. no outside agents getting in THIS guy 🥵 10/10

god i HATE this color but its such a good fucking level A suit. FULLY encapsulated and you look so alien, so inhuman its so fucking sexy. louder than crumpling wrapping paper. call me. 9/10

NO!!!!! -10/10!!!! NOT SAFE OR COOL OR SEXY!!! quarantine this clown!

Honorable mentions:

Diver suits!

10/10 Amazing drysuit!!!!!!! get on me right now!!!

these drysuits are stunninggggg these gonna keep ME warm 😘 10/10

a beautiful arc flash protective suit!!!! look at those dual colors and sexy gloves and boots!! light me up! (10/10)

This is a marvelous blast protection suit. the aesthetic design and colors is unmatched! so mysterious, its like daft punk's hot dad I'd like to- (10/10)

[emeraldwhale]

literally just a long infodump about my kennel job

uh feel free to ask questions ig i literally love talking about it

baloney is our longest stay dog right now, hes a pittie and hes such a freakin sweetheart. he had ringworm but im pretty sure hes all better now which is great bc hes such a social dog. we also have clover who is missing a front leg but it really does not slow her down even a little bit. shes the type that really needs to be put to work; she really needs the stimulation so i hope we can find the right person for her bc shes not really a family dog. we recently got a case dog (dog involved in a court case or other social work-esque stuff) so i cant be too specific about them but they are the tiniest freakin thing in the worldddd. one gram of protein ass animal. absolute hamster of a dog. love that thang. we also have some puppies that are a begal/great pyranese mix??? which is an insane combo. one of the puppies is just. way bigger than the other two as well even though hes not any older which is pretty funny. we also have mcqueen who was a puppy when we got her (any dogs under 6 months have different protocol bc they dont have all their vaccines yet) but is now over 6 months which means she can be out and about! i felt bad at first bc she was a little bigger than her littermates and would take their food so we had to seperate them and when they got adopted first i was like "thats what you get mcqueen for bein rude thats karma" but now im like. okay karma over. someone come get ya baby. we also have cats obviously but i dont know the cats as well because i get assigned to them less often. we did have a kitten named anouk who was such a freakin joy. he was in pink (pink is our quarantine room, gotta wear full ppe while ur in there) for a very long time bc he had some kind of fungal infection i think. but the couple of times i cleaned his cage he was so playful i loved it. im super glad he got adopted!!! anyway back to dogs we also have bunna whos a grey pittie with just the cutest freakin face ever and i always underestimate how freakin strong she is. that dog is solid muscle. shes been less high energy lately but im pretty sure its just kennel stress because shes been here kind of a while. we also have tappy and tippy who came here together obviously but they were both so nervous we had to seperate them because they were making each other worse. theyre doing a ~little~ better now; tappy wouldnt eat before but now shell at least have a few bites and she did take enrichment today which is progress! staff put them both in A Kennel (which is like the main kennel, usually dogs there are ones theyre pushing to adopt) which honestly i think its stressing her out more because it gets so freakin loud in there but whatever im not the one in charge i guess. i literally had a woman today be like "whats her story" (aka whys she like that) and i had to be like. maam i have no idea we dont often like. get the dogs history unfortunately. it could be any number of things. a lot of dogs do much better out of kennel tho so i wouldnt fully judge any dog by their behaviors here. anyway i could go on literally forever <3

[mychlapci]

Heyy chase anon here, ive been gone for awhile i almost died during labourr, anyway im back now and ready to send more

Anywayyyy, merformers and Rescue bots!

I feel like Chase would be a Mako shark mer or a Grey Reef shark mix, Both very pretty. But he’d be extremely protective of his babies. Or an orca!

Heatwave would be a bull shark or a red lionfish type mer, dangerous yet pretty.

Blades would probably be flying fish type mer, but he rarely actually flies out of the water.

Boulder would be a beluga whale, because i love them!

But even better if they’re all Orcas and create a pod.

The four of them in a private quarantine facility that’s mostly ran by the burns and the greene’s, since these species are rarely seen and if they’re to be put in aquariums or bigger facilities they need to be quarantined and brought up to health.

At first none of them get along, Chase will only interact with blades since he’s the least annoying and only ever surfaces or goes into the socialising pools if it’s to find Blades or if he gets lured out with food.

Heatwave isolates himself, refusing to leave his private tank and usually only snaps at cade, other then that he’s extremely relaxed and isn’t exactly bothered by touch or the humans in the shallow parts of his tank.

Blades is extremely flighty, yet tries to socialise with the other three whenever he can, and is usually seen surfacing and learning the human language- like boulder

Speaking of boulder, he’s the clever one, and extremely social, so usually he’s being distracted with puzzles or speaking with graham.

Anyway thats all i can think off because im loopy but i wanted them to accidentally pop out babies and idk how it’d work. If they were Orcas the babies would be well taken care of, and we need. We need chase with six titties cause i said so

Finally, merformers rescue bots. I honestly think the funniest (and also hottest. to me) way for them to start popping out babies is while the facility is open to public (probably forced by the mayor or something) and one of ‘em just swims by, stops, squirms, and pushes out a little merpup, in front of all these people. I hope it’s Chase and he gets humiliated. He didn’t mean to do that. 

also yeah, six titties Chase. I want his titties to start swelling while he‘s carrying and after a while he can‘t even keep ‘em covered anymore, forced even further into self-isolation because he‘s embarrassed… but he has to be wrangled out of the tank anyways so that someone can examine him. He‘s usually fairly well behaved around humans, but with his titties so swollen and sensitive he doesn‘t think he can stop himself from thrashing his tail whenever someone tries to touch the puffy nozzles… hgrhhh i don‘t know why i‘m trying to humiliate Chase so much.

[bluegalaxygirl]

Ruthless (Zosan X reader) P1

Plot: Beast off the walking dead series. After the governor attacks your people you head back to help plan an attack back. Luffy's not happy with being left out so ends up following only to end up at the governor's town.

Warning: Death, blood, violence, reader being unhinged, bad language.

Reader is a gunslinger of the crew and the younger sibling to Rick. This isn't accurate to the show but it does contain characters and plot lines, deaths have been added that aren't apart of the show. Zoro X Sanji X Reader, poly relationship, Established relationship, Reader is GN.

P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - P8 - P9 - P10 - P11

Gulping down some water you wiped sweat from your forehead, training with Zoro was hard but you loved it, you got stronger and strong each time but today was different, you pushed yourself more than normal getting yourself ready for the battle ahead of you. The letter you got a day ago told you about the attack on your group and of course you decide to help and plan an attack back. You chose not to tell anyone about it, they know a little about where you come form, an island thats heavily quarantined due to a virus that turned most of the population into walking corpses. You and your family were lucky, the virus couldn't take hold of someone with A positive blood so even though you got bit early on you didn't turn. The group your family formed over the years grew and the government tried to get you all to leave, but they wanted to stay and rebuild, claim their home back. This came with its own probables, other groups weren't so friendly and often attacked each other, you made it your job to create alliances or truces and it worked but if they broke either one it was your job to fix it and in those early years there was a lot of blood on your hands.

You became known as Ruthless hunting anyone down who dared to hurt your people and most groups feared you but one had always met you head on, The governor was civil with you but you two would butt heads a lot on things, luckily it never turned into a full out war even though people got hurt on both sides during your big disagreements. He was a power hungry man and has lost an eye to you but in turn you have a big scar stretching form the right side of your neck to the middle of your chest. Leaving was hard for you but when a large part of your people got sick you had no chose but to take them away form the island for help leaving the group in the hands of your older brother Rick who's almost 13 years older than you. The government made it hard, testing everyone for the virus and refusing to teat anyone until the tests came back. You understand but people died during that time and after everyone was treated they refused to let you back no matter how much you fought. You managed to get in contact with your brother who told you to leave, to live your life and explore the world. Now your hear with the straw hat crew, you have two loving boyfriends and have seen so many places, its like a dream come true.

You plan on coming back but you don't want them to come with you in case they get infected. The virus can only be transmuted through a bite and with how reckless some of them can be your sure one of them will get bit so you told them about your new baby niece and how you wanted to meet her. It wasn't a lie but it also wasn't the full truth. "Im gonna head off soon" you sigh rubbing the towel across your face before looking at Zoro doing squats with a large weight. He grunts before putting it down and stretching "Already?" he sighs taking the towel you offer him and wiping his neck "Well we have been docked or an hour" you laugh a little, you were going to take one of Franky's small boats and meet them on the next island thanks to Nami's log posts. Zoro wraps the towel around his neck and pulls you in placing a kiss on your lips which you happily lean up to meet. Running your hands over his toned chest you hum into the kiss feeling his hands wonder to your lower back before moving down a bit more.

You laugh a little and pull away grabbing his hand form behind you with a smile "Your mean" he comments with a smug smile watching you remove his hands from you and step away "I know and yet you still love me" you kiss him one more time before heading to the ladder and heading down. Zoro sighs and grabs his bottle of water before following. You make it down and head to the shower room only for Sanji to rush out the kitchen and stop in front of you "Oh i was just about to come and watch you my love" he smiles a cigarette dangling from his lips. "I was just about to take a bath before heading out, want to join me?" you ask with a smile, Sanji's nose bleeding a little and nods. Zoro walks up behind and wraps his arm around your waist lifting you up and over his shoulder, you gasp and playfully hit his back "Lets go then" The swordsman laughs putting his other arm around Sanji and walking to the bathroom.

The warm water felt so good on your skin and the steam form the water made it feel like a sauna. "Are you sure we can't come with?" Sanji sighs sitting in front of you and washing your leg for you "I'm sorry, i wish you could but it's going to be hard for me to sneak in" you sigh as Zoro walks over and sits next to you handing you the soap so you can wash your arms "Its only going to be a few days" he groans as Sanji pouts moving to your other leg and pulling it out of the water "I know but... I'm going to miss you" The cook rubs your leg with the soap being gentle with your skin. "Im gonna miss you too.. Both of you but when i get back I'll make up for lost time" you smile getting the cook to stop pouting and actually give you a smile. Zoro reaches over and takes your left arm looking at the bit mark close to your wrist before placing a kiss on it "Just dont get bit again" Zoro knows you won't get infected but it must have been hell to deal with, the teeth marks forever imprinted in your skin. Leaning over you kiss his cheek "I won't, there's not that many out there anymore thank gods" you reassure him as Sanji moves to sit on your other side placing an arm around you. "I love you both" you smile kissing Sanji then Zoro before leaning back in the water with them.

With all your bag packed and guns on your belt you stand on the dock untying the boat Franky set up for you. You said good bye to everyone on the sunny but Chopper, Sanji, Zoro and Luffy insisted on seeing you off. "Don't forget this" Chopper pushes a big bag over to you, he insisted that you take a lot of medical supply's, baby stuff and medical books with you for your group. "Thank you, This will help a lot" you smile leaning down and placing a soft kiss on his cheek making him squirm a bit in happiness "You idiot.. that doesn't make me happy at all" he laughs unable to hide how happy you made him. Putting the stuff on the boat you turn to your friends with a smile "I'll see you guys on the next island" you hug your two boys first, their arms around you with your head in between them "Be safe" Zoro kisses your neck before pulling away to kiss your lips. His kiss was deep and rough but you like it leaning in and matching his roughness before pulling away. "I love you" Sanji leans in placing his lips on yours and licking your lower lip. You smile and open your mouth a little for him so his tongue can enter, you run your hand through his hair and hum a little into the kiss before pulling away "I love you too... and i love you" you smile looking at Sanji then to Zoro who rubs your back "Love you too baby" he leans in again placing a softer kiss on your lips. Luffy bounces a little on his toes waiting for you to say goodbye to him, he's not happy that your going, he wants to go with and see your home but your persistent with saying no.

Pulling away form your boys to turn to your Captain "I'll see you in a few days Captain" you salute making Luffy laugh a little before hugging you. You hug back only to feel him squeeze you more "L-Luffy c-can't b-breath" you pat his back and take a big breath in once he lets you go and rubs the back of his head "Sorry" the captain smiles wide as you step onto the boat. "I know you probably will but... try not to get into trouble" you sigh looking them over, you know your crew well enough to predict what will happen while your gone but at least you told them. They wave goodbye as your boat starts up and takes off through the water, the sea breeze on your face felt amazing but the feeling a dread loomed over you knowing what you were going to walk into. You just hoped it would be over quickly. When Rick wrote to you he said people died and that your niece was born but didn't tell you who died or if your sister-in-law was ok. It worried you but you were going to end this, no more truces or deal, the governor was going to die.

It was sun down by the time you made it to your island, putting the log post away you stayed low and turned the ship off letting it glide over to the large metal wall that surrounded the island, there was only one ship guarding the wall but over the years of no incidents they got lazy and only stayed in one spot making it easy for you to get in. Grabbing the tools Franky lent you, you managed to unscrew the bolts and pass through the gap with your boat before pulling it back to normal behind you just in case the marines deiced to do some actually work. Turning the boat on again you made your way through the rest of the water and to the island where you pulled your boat up the shore and covered it in leaves. You knew this area well so started making your way through the thick forest to your old home.

Your group had been staying inside a large prison for a few years, the last time you sore it you all managed to clear out a few areas inside but according to your letter more than half of the inside has been cleared. Pushing past a tree you make it over the hill looking down on the prison, your breath hitches in your throat once you see the damage that was done. The large fence surrounding the prison was still standing but there were now large plastic and metal sheets covering big holes that the dead were pushing against, the main gate was gone now replaced by a large sheet of metal, one of the buildings to the side of the prison was badly burnt along with a watch tower and the once lush and lively farm area was destroyed, no animals or crops in sight. You could tell the governor went after your groups lively hood, the building they burned housed most of the food you all found but hopefully it didn't take all of it.

Making your way down you walked to the side entrance, it was usually blocked off but now it was the only way in. Making your way around hiding in the long grass to avoid the undead's eyes you managed to get around and close to the gate. Standing up out of the long grass you got the attention of someone inside, you couldn't see who with the fading light but you put your hands up anyway. "Y/N?" A female whispered lowering the gun and making her way to the gate unlocking it for you telling you to get in. Running in she closed and locked the gate behind you, even though it was dark you were up close enough to see her face, short curly brown hair and Hazel eyes. "Maggie?" you whisper with a smile as the girl hugs you with one arm, you hug her back happy to see she's still alive and unharmed. "Lets get inside" She takes your hand and lead you away form the fence and through the destroyed farm area. You got a better look now, the makeshift pig pen and chicken coop were burned beyond repair, blood stained the grass and mood on the floor and there were still odd bullet casings around. The once lush grass was withered and the crap area was torn apart. Making it past the next gate into the courtyard you noticed bullet holes in the ground and lots of dried blood, some of the doors where burned up or kicked in but people where still working on either fixing them or making new doors with spare wood.

You pulled your eyes away form the blood hearing a soft sniffle from Maggie, you stop walking making her stop too, but she kept her back to you her shoulders slightly shaking as you pulled her to you and wrapped your arms around her "It's ok, i'm here now" you whisper letting the girl cry into your shoulder. Maggie is a very strong and brave woman and you can tell she's been holding this in for a while so you didn't stop her, just held her and rubbed her back until she stopped crying. "Its late, we should sleep and in the morning, Rick will tell you everything" Maggie pulls away letting you wipe her tears away with your jacket sleeve "Where is Rick?" you ask concerned that he's not here but Maggie takes your hand and walks you into the prison "They went out looking for food and medicine, don't worry too much, ok?" You nod deciding its best to hear things form your brother since he's now the sole leader of your group.

[ghoularaki]

Lovely pixie,

I hope you know that I’ve been BINGING baby’s breath on AO3 and I have work in a few hours. I cannot sleep because I haven’t been this enthralled in a fic in so long. You are an INCREDIBLE writer. The way you write just feels so real… god you are so so talented. I can only hope that one day I can be nearly as good as you. The way you write Levi and Erwin is just pure perfection. The fact that I’ve been shying away from writing this type of dark content myself because I feel like the niche is fading away (or maybe I’m scared of getting called out because of my old deleted content back in 2019) - you alone have made me fall in love all over again. You truly are a hell of a writer. I’ve been in this fandom since I was in high school nearly 10 years ago, and finding you was a godsend. It’s so good to know that creators still write such good shit in this fandom even after it’s all ended.

I also saw that you have been going through a rough patch mentally, so I genuinely hope you are taking care of yourself <3

I hope you know that your work has truly touched my soul, my heart and my pussy.

Please know that your works are adored and admired. You made me feel something again.

Much love

my dude i saw this while on my way to work and i almost teared up in the breakroom lmao kjrngkrgf and then actually snort out loud at the pussy part, thats so funny. i honestly can't thank you enough for the kind words. it makes me so so so happy that you are enjoying baby's breath so far and that i somehow made you fall back in love with dark content.

i get how you feel tho, back in like covid/quarantine era ppl were so chronically online about darker content and literally cancelling ppl over it. my motto is as long as you are properly tagging your stuff, its not about real ppl or underage content, who gives a shit. cringe is dead, be freeeeee.

tbh i have been in love with aot since i was 13 (literally over a decade now wow) and it was one of the first media i read fanfic for and i became obsessed. i was always so scared to write anything for it bc i was so scared of not getting the characters right. the plot for baby's breath has been brewing in my head since i was like 18? and i finally found the courage to write for aot and knowing at least a few ppl think i'm doing levi and (especially) erwin fills me with such joy.

again, thank you for the kind and encouraging words. and i'm so glad that i pulled someone back to loving fanfic once again <3

[swiftfootedachilles]

What happens when Ian or Mickey get sick

ummmmmm idk i would hope they take care of each other heehee

whoever isnt sick goes to work, but texting the other all day to see how theyre doing. (i have very distinct headcanons in how they text. i 100% believe mickey either texts like my mom or uses voice to speech)

mickey: "u up?" "take meds on nightstand" "soup🥫 in fridge" "u up yet?" "u awake?" "u forgot to give ur boss drs note 😡 ur in trouble 😏 "drink gatorade in fridge not the blue🟦 one tho thats mine" "coming home for lunch u up yet?" "omw with more Pepto" "just saw an asshole on a bike almost get ran over LOL wish u were here❤️🖕🦠🔫" "u like tissues with aloe or no?"

ian: "Good morning baby I left you dayquil on your nightstand 💖 done at 3" "Sleep well while I'm slaving away at work 😮‍💨🛌" "There's chicken broth in the cabinet by the microwave you only have to heat it up like 1 min ❤️" [voice message] [voice message] [butt dial] [voice message apologizing for waking mickey up with the butt dial] "coming home soon 💕 Mrs. Liu is making me stop by to pick up soup dumplings for you"

at home they totally give up on the whole "staying away from you until im not sick bc i dont wanna get you sick too." no mouth kisses but other than that everythings the same. lots of kisses on foreheads and the tops of heads. plenty of belly and back rubs and fingers scratching thru hair.

maybe they dont like the other seeing them really sick? so whoevers sick will just lock themselves in the bathroom, go in the guest room, or whoevers not sick might sleep on the couch to give the other more space to breathe. i know when im really sick i hate being around others and just wanna be in my little quarantine box while i die

[starnightlover]

Hi! I’m the anon trying to get my bff back! Thank you so much for answering me with detail! 🤍 I have a couple more questions if that’s okay

So scripting that her and I have been friends all this time would bring her back in my life? I don’t want to reach out to her first, I want her to reach out to me, how can I do that?

My ex and I both have our old best friends get married and have babies since then and we both want to be in their lives before the babies start growing up. If I script that we were invited to their weddings during quarantine years ago, how would that work?

If I were to revise never dating my ex, would everything bad that happened during the relationship disappear? For example would we both get our old lives and friendships back if I revised by going back to the first time we kissed and revised it by leaving earlier or even getting rejected when I tried kissing them? Do you think thats a good way to script it?

Also do I revise every time we hung out as a couple to get rid of it or just the very first time that solidified the relationship?

And how would I know the revision took place and I am my old self again and can easily be friends with both people at the same time without hurting either of them, would they both forget every thing that happened? I just don’t want to ruin any work I do by moving too fast.

I’m sorry for asking so many questions I really need so much clarification on my situation! Thank you lovely ☺️

Hi lovely! Don't worry about it, you can ask as many questions as you want!

You can manifest her reaching out by deciding that she has and accepting that as a fact! Perist in that assumption and it is done!

By how I took this, your script would work by revising the situation and then you would be in their lives!

You can revise every time you hung out by deciding that a different scene happened! You don't even need to work on each scene one by one you can just decide all the scenarios never happened and thus they didn't!

You will know by how you feel! You will feel like your old self again and will see the changes! Manifestation is instant in imagination and imagination is everything so your desires are instant! There is no rushing because its already done!

I hope this cleared that up for you 🖤

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Babysitter/Babysitting Masterlist

Babysitting Adventures (ao3) - orphan_account ot4 G, 1k

Summary: Michael offers to take care of his nephew for his sister.

chasing down a daydream (ao3) - forforever (preciousthings) michael/harry T, 2k

Summary: michael helps harry babysit lux.

Fix You (ao3) - radioactive_pizza michael/luke G, 1k

Summary: //the one where seven year old Luke tries to fix Michael's boo boo's

It's something unpredictible, but in the end it's right (I hope you'll have the time of your life) (ao3) - orphan_account michael/ashton G, 4k

Summary: The 5SOS boys are babysitting a real life, small, fat, tiny, cute, little, useless, defenceless, and adorable baby. Oh dear.

life and love are the same (ao3) - rocketshiptospace michael/calum G, 2k

Summary: michael and calum are babysitting and feelings get involved.

our house (is a very, very, very fine house) (ao3) - consumeprilosec luke/ashton M, 4k (WIP)

Summary: Single young dads Luke Hemmings and Ashton Irwin met at a Zoom support group for parents in quarantine. Since then, they've been shooting the shit for a while, yet their kids don't know each other well. As they get the kids together, Ashton and Luke realize they need each other in more ways than one.

pizzas and small (ish) children (ao3) - 5sosandfood luke/ashton T, 787 (WIP)

Summary: “Look, Luke, you might be a pretty cool babysitter, but let’s set one thing straight: you break my brother’s heart, I break your face.” Luke wasn’t quite sure what was more disturbing—the fact that a 14 year old girl was threatening to pound his face in, or the fact that she’s in possession of a metal baseball bat that could definitely do some serious damage to Luke’s poor face.

pretty things (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: lukes beautiful pale skin contrasted so well with the bright pink silky panties that were clinging to his hips. and michael couldnt help but take a closer look at what bulged underneath them.

THE BABYSITTER {lashton} (ao3) - orphan_account luke/ashton N/R, 2k

Summary: 'hello, this is luke hemmings.' 'hello luke? um, your the baby sitter right?' 'yeah, thats me.' 'i was wondering if you could babysit my kid...'

we can be pirates (ao3) - bellawritess luke/calum T, 3k

Summary: “Rosie threatened to cut off my head if I didn’t tell her where I hid the treasure,” Luke tells Calum solemnly.

Rosie chimes in, “Hey! It wasn’t me, it was Captain Blackbeard. She’s a vicious pirate.” She shrugs innocently. “I don’t wanna kill Uncle Luke. I’m just a kid.”

“And life is a nightmare?” Calum says under his breath, beating Luke to the punch by half a second.

we'll figure it out (ao3) - whereshiphappens (xiiis16) luke/ashton G, 8k

Summary: In which a clueless-about-babies Luke is left to babysit his little nephew.

You Have No Idea What You Do To Me, Baby. (ao3) - koogolplex michael/luke E, 41k (WIP)

Summary: Luke's parents hire Michael to babysit Luke while they are on a business trip for a week; cuteness ensues. Luke has the mindset of a 6 year old, with the body (and urges) of the 16 year old he is. Michael finds himself having to... explain some things to his "little" companion.

Or, Luke is too innocent to notice that his naivety turns Michael the fuck on.

[scentedchildnacho]

So playing online game apps to me as a drug study is like literacy....sciencepo and urbanization.....so my board kings wants me to upgrade my buildings all the time and this especially reminds me of luxemborg so I get to do memory imagination therapy.....and then i get to better define categories.....tycoon and alpha.......and both games make me steal from others and go to jail .......so thats important steal...jail steal jail........so now that I finished the baby portion of the gaming like mix blocks and number 2048.....which is just pure speed....its important because it really difficult to figure how to not fall when your that positive.....

Now I get to start the toddler drug study and the gaming lets me read.....so now I have Alek arena which is this serial killer fantasy their all super fantasy killers so you get to battle them against each other and not care or feel anything at all because their super fantasy killers and that's what they do .....

So that's that drug study like how would people relate if their kind of doped and Truman about people......she does that because as a child she was very bad....

And that's why I don't like sympathy the game has all these new outfits for the super fantasy killers and they get to ascend to new tactical development and they mostly fight each other about territory and all you have to think about is the tactical field....

So if the games are to be read that is just kind of mellow and I get to start thinking about joining graphic novel groups

Alpha and the helmet is?....owns the whole city

Roman Diego

Then I also color book online otherwise homelessness gets kind of stuffy about craft therapy.....

Sciencepo with June's journey also works well as an imagination therapy but not memory like factories chicks everywhere and they all have a mansion that sponsors their goddess type and you get to build your whole 18th century garden like Versailles outside your palace and

Because it lessens the time and labor for that pharmaceutical company....which was not applicable to issue because there was no 20th century history to the program....

Its just unrecoverable euthanize steal all off the struggling and unaware just a very very embarrassing expression for the American empire to admit to.....

Richard wright the communists will kill a lot of people if that pharmaceutical company keeps leaving people sick and communities debted to it's tragedy

The Columbians could reappropriate the durkheim christian settlements and prefer to work in the wilderness before those Africans first then ku Klux klan gives them cancer if we can't survive it they don't think they can fix it

So that's my krsna consciousness if it was called ones duty to reduce and remove mental pharmaceuticals as class action drug hazard serial killers i will learn phones till I've learned it and don't have to anymore.....

Erik Erikson....ever having to do Erik Erikson about psychology worse then Marxist gun fighters in the wilderness....

It could be all urbanized go before it's too late.....

Anyway reality is a zero gravity vacuum of little breath from intense survival anxiety and overwhelming obligation of feeling which i guess for some peoples duty to resolve conflict or see the good in people despite really awful failure....then fine but i find it vermis filled with grey and an unbearable lightness of being so I'm going to quarantine myself to video games and learning till that's not reality anymore but rather the reality of my fantasy

[icarusredwings]

I like to say the same about sax!! That being reserected so many times bassically destroyed his "Im a time lord, time lords cant get sick" abilities and recently just experienced the common cold and whined to 14 that 'he knows why all those victorian children kept dying now, this shit is horrible!!' While wanting cuddled, but also 'Dont touch me!!' And then crying because 14 wont touch him.

He's a very complicated man. Hes also the type to have ZERO common knowledge about illness so he just comes to a near by adult, tells them his stomach feels funny and then pukes on the floor instead of going to a trash can/sink/toilet to do it.

His head starts hurting and it makes him EXTREMLY paranoid that someone's trying to get in his head again and hes had pounding headaches before (literally) so this makes him freak out more, starts rambling that 'theyre coming again! Theyre coming back! What do I do? I didnt even do anything I just want to go to sleep!!" While literally starting to sob out of panic, confusion, frustration, etc. 14 tries to help the best he can but Donna keeps scolding him because hes going to catch it.

It ends up with him shivering and clinging to 14 under a heated blanket and 14 being sick too. So now Donna has TWO cuddly, cold, 'no I dont want to eat that', 'i frew up', 'my head hurts!!', 'Donnaaaa!!😭', and sneezing, snotty, coughy cry babies.

Wilf is not allowed around them either during their quarantine in the attic and yes, this makes 14 cry more because he wants his dad. And wilf wants to hold him. At this point Sylvia's on gaurd, not letting her father go hold his 6'1 foot tall billion year old sick alien son.

Once 14 finally is better, you can find him on the couch being held and his head petted by the old man. Its a very awkward sight, but its so important for both of their mental health.

Tag treats!

Plus more nonsense

"Oh boy, what did they do to you, hm? Locked you all up?"

"...yes 🥺"

"Well thats no way to treat a guest now is it? How rude."

"So rude."

"Id never dream of caging you up like that. You dont deserve it."

"🥹 really?"

"Really."

And his actual daughter is standing there like "Dad, he was in an attic, not a prison."

"It gets cold up there."

"Yeah 🥺"

14 trying to fix his daddy issues with a 85 year old human grandpa will never not make go "awww he just wants held." That 'I would be proud if you were my dad' had such longing in it. No, Wilfred can't play catch anymore, but he'll tell you stories as you lay on his lap and defend you without even knowing what you did. This applies to both of them.

Donna, following: I knew it was you who broke my vase!!

Sax: *comes running in to hide with wilf*

Wilf: He ain't done no such thing! He's been with me this whole time... right?

Donna: *dont play games with me judas look activated* Oh really? I just saw him do it!

Wilf: Well.. leave him alone! He aint mean it... did you?

Wilf: *turns and whispers* Did you really break it?

Sax: *guilty nods*

Sax: .... *slowly nods*

Wilf: Oh- Boy! You have to stop breaking what's not yours. That was really naughty! Very cheeky! Understand? Don't do it again. *finger wags him*

Sax: <:(

Wilf: ... alright it was kinda ugly innut?

Sax: <:)

Donna: OI! He's still in trouble!

I like to headcanon that as a result of the bi-generation, Fourteen's immune system is complete trash for a Time Lord and he manages to catch just about every illness the humans in his life bring home much to his annoyance. It also annoys the crap out of Donna because Fourteen tends to get fairly whiny and extremely clingy when he isn't feeling well and as much as she cares for him dearly, she isn't too keen on cuddling with him when he's sweaty due to a high fever or just spent several minutes vomiting his brains out in the washroom.

[georgevilliers]

In-Depth Numerology Report for Bill Hader

Life Path = 2

Destiny/Expression = 3

Soul Urge/Heart Desire = 5

Personality = 7

Birth Date = 7

Second Period Cycle = 7

Second Pinnacle Cycle = 5

Challenge Numbers = 1, 1, 0, 1

Hidden Passion = 1

Karmic Lesson = 7

Balance Number = 7

Life Path 2: The Peace Maker

Life Path 2s have the soul of an artist. They are extremely sensitive, perceptive, and a bit shy. These qualities are both their strengths and weaknesses, for while they possess enormous sensitivity to their feelings and those of others, that same sensitivity can cause them to hold back and repress their considerable talents. They are also patient and cooperative. They work well with groups and somehow find a way of creating harmony among diverse opinions. They enjoy music and poetry and require a harmonious environment. They have an eye for beauty and a fine sense of balance and rhythm. They have healing capabilities, especially in such fields as massage, acupuncture, physical therapy, and counselling. However, their sensitivity can also be their downfall. Their extremely delicate ego bruises easily and they can make too much of someone else's thoughtless remarks or criticisms. Because they get hurt easily, they may tend to withhold their thoughts and contributions to the matter at hand. This can cause considerable resentment and anger. Too often, they run from confrontation to avoid a battle. They are a sensitive and passionate lover, their perceptiveness makes them aware of their partner's needs and desires, which they are able to fulfill with almost magical delicacy. However, when they feel they have been mistreated or jilted, they can react with devastating power, sometimes using personal criticisms vindictively. Their awareness, diplomatic skills, and organizational talents give them the ability to bring off difficult tasks. They willingly step out of the limelight to facilitate the success of their endeavour. In truth, they are often the power behind the throne. However, they do not always receive the credit they deserve for the fine work they do, or their role is underestimated and their accomplishments overlooked. They need security and comfort, quiet settings, and the company of loved ones. They are a perfectionist when it comes to their home and work environments. They are a fine companion and possess a good sense of humour. Friends seek them out for their calming and peaceful company. They are a safe haven to other sensitive people, who recognize their compassion and understanding. Once a 2 Life Path has found its niche in life, all the talents and intelligence for great success are there to be employed. They must seek out work that allows their sensitive nature to flourish - be the glue that binds others together.

Crystals: Howlite, Ruby Zoisite, Vesuvianite 

Planet: The Moon

Zodiac: Virgo

Tarot: The High Priestess

Birth Date 7

Seeker of wisdom. They possess a highly-developed mind! They can and should specialize in one given field in order to make full use of their abilities and natural intellectual gifts. They tend to be analytical and rational in their approach to relationships. They should avoid taking anything at face value. Nor should they take excessive chances or gamble. They are not the type that should be given to reckless living. It tends to backfire quickly for them. They prefer to work alone and set their own pace. Their interest leans to the scientific, technical, and metaphysical. They are very sensitive and feel deeply, but don't share their feelings easily and do not communicate them well. They can be opinionated and stubborn. They can be highly critical and self-centered - traits that can lead to much unhappiness. They should make the most of their gifts of mind without losing their heart in the process, and share their emotions with those they trust.

Destiny/Expression 3

Tolerant, joyful, optimistic, inspiring, talented, jovial, youthful. They are optimistic, inspiring, outgoing, and expressive. People see them as cheerful, positive and charming; their personality has a certain bounce and verve that so powerfully affects others that they can inspire people without effort. Theirs is the number of self-expression - rich in imagination and spirit. But they have to be careful not to scatter their talents. Their bane is that they often lack discipline and order in their life. They must learn to concentrate and focus. These are the keys to their success. They have to limit their field of vision and the number of activities they engage in, and bundle their energies into a single thrust. They must focus their life; choose the area that they love the most, and commit. There, they will find success. And a great deal of happiness. They have to learn to accept the involvement of others in your life. They are not loners, nor are they particularly independent. They are social - they need an audience and the support of others to fully realize their abilities. On the down-side, they can be superficial, moody, and intolerant. They are emotional and sensitive, sometimes presuming criticism where none was intended. They can also be jealous and gossipy. Beware of becoming cynical and sarcastic. These traits can suppress their natural creativity.

Hearts Desire/Soul Urge 5

They have sharp minds and a natural ability with words. They are a born communicator, clear, fluent, and imaginative in every area that interests them - which are many! Their Heart's Desire makes them very well equipped for life. Change - the only constant in life - doesn't threaten them, as it does other people. They are highly resourceful. Generally, they can think clearly in a crisis; they have good mental and physical reflexes. Whenever they fall, they tend to land on their feet. They are highly enthusiastic. They get excited easily over a new idea or opportunity. Their nature is unconventional. They are a bit of a gambler, taking risks whenever they think the rewards are worth it. They are very socially oriented and rarely, if ever, dull or boring. They are, of course, drawn to those people who, like themselves, are original thinkers and have exciting personalities. They enjoy being involved in several projects at the same time. They need continual stimulation by the new and fascinating. They tend to discard boring pastimes quickly. Their love of freedom and change can have numerous consequences. They can be irresponsible, especially when it comes to finishing tasks. They have a hard time persevering at a given project and bringing it to completion. They must be careful that their love of sensory pleasure doesn't lead them to excessive indulgence in alcohol, food, sex, and even drugs. They are a bit of a hero and want to save the world. This causes them to make promises they often cannot keep. Deep down, they long to please everyone, an impossible goal. Many fives can be emotionally superficial. They feel love passionately, but fear making deep and lasting commitments. As a result, they resist the depths of emotional attachments and remain on the surface where it is safe. They will experience many changes and unusual events, but they learn best through experience. 

Personality 7

They seem mysterious and different. People see them as serious and studious. They are highly independent and self- sufficient. They are not one to attract people on the basis of their warmth or compassion - though they may be loaded with both - but because of their obvious insight into life's mysteries. They are hard to get to know. They are often withdrawn. It is common for others to see their focus turn inside of themselves in the middle of a conversation. There have been periods in their life when they had little concern for their clothing or fashion, while at other times they are very aware of their clothing and use it to make a specific impression. They appear dignified no matter how they dress, but a well groomed Seven with a touch of dash definitely has an advantage. Their confidence increases when they know they are well dressed. They are an inspired speaker, but only when discussing subjects that really interest them. Otherwise, they are not one for chatter. Their love of knowledge and wisdom shows.

Hidden Passion 1

Their hidden passion is that they want to stand out! They have a great drive and desire to accomplish. They are highly competitive and want to be the best and the first in anything they do. Highly energetic, creative, capable of influencing and even dominating others. Can succumb to manipulation unless their ideals are high. May have struggled with a lack of confidence especially at a young age, but they have the strength to overcome this. They are survivors, warriors, leaders, and often times politicians or athletes.

Karmic Lesson 7

Learn not to take things at face value. A superficial understanding of important matters will prevent them from experiencing the satisfaction of their true potential.

Balance Number 7

They retreat into some safe haven within themselves and hope they will not have to deal with the issue at hand. Yet, the clarity and analytical abilities of their minds are sufficient to provide them with insight into the problem, and a clear path to its solution. They have to work at confronting themselves and the issues they face unemotionally and calmly. They can be engulfed in the emotional aspects of the issue.

Second Period Cycle 7

A 7 Period Cycle during the middle years of their life produces a period of intellectual depth and contemplation. It is a time to concentrate on the big questions of life. They are attracted to science, technology, philosophy, and/or metaphysics. This cycle requires that they focus their energies and thoughts. Regardless of the course they choose, they must immerse themselves and specialize to become an expert in their field. This is a period of inner development; meditation, contemplation, and self-reflection are their keys to enrichment and wisdom. Relationships seem burdensome at times due to their desire to spend time alone. There is also resistance to sharing their deeper feelings with others. Sharing their knowledge by teaching, counselling, or simply talking to others is beneficial.

Second Pinnacle Cycle 5

Their challenge is to prevent themselves from becoming a rolling stone. They need to ground themselves in a particular discipline, career, or relationship. This will not limit their freedoms so much as give them a base for operation. Otherwise, they may find themselves skipping from one meaningless job to the next, one superficial relationship after another. They can also fall victim to the abuse of food, alcohol, sex, or drugs. When a 5 Pinnacle shows up in a numerology reading, it is an indication there will be issues with abuse or loss of freedom. They may fear being anchored or tied down.

Challenges 1, 1, 0, 1

1: They must learn to be independent. They will be forced to stand up for themselves and their rights, and face situations in which they will have to choose between doing what is right, and doing something to please someone else. They will learn to be firm and trust their judgement, not to run with the crowd but be an individual. They will experience much trial and error, and can sometimes include bursts of anger, or suppressed anger and emotion until they are acting on their deepest instincts. They will learn their own set of values, and develop individual and original ideas.

0: Main Challenge - Numerology views this as a very undemanding challenge. Growth is able to take place without any serious obstacles. This doesn’t mean there won’t be any obstacles at all, but there is no overall theme, or consistent challenge. They must stay faithful and focused on their overall ideals.