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Just finished ep 5 of My Adventures with Superman and I hate hate haaaaate the trope where the superpowered one is hiding their superpowers for PERSONAL reasons and everyone else acts like it's some affront to their relationship
#my adventures with superman#unless youre married or something MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS#imagine if some chick you knew for a month started pressing you crazy for your entire family history#thats not fucking normal are you fr#unless it affects you or our relationship personally then NO ONE is entitled to any info about me idc who you are#you could be my best friend of 20 years and you dont get to know my favorite color if i dont want to tell you#MIND YOUR BUSINESS#lois lane#clark kent
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#literally how do you say wanking in a normal way#'self pleasure' hello am i selling vibrators#i dislike the character limit on polls also#can we all just pretend it says 'for real'#fr is to dooshy#dutchy?#no thats land#duch#idfk#what fucking ever#psych#psych tv#polls#my polls#poll#my poll#once again don't know what my tags are this is so stressful#fanfic#shawn spencer#juliet o'hara#shules#tumblr polls#psych polls#fanfic polls
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Physical flashbacks are so weird like "hey the body and amygdala want you to know! *you involuntarily recoil as if the Pain is happening despite there being no actual physical pain*"
And then you have to act like nothing just happened because technically nothing actually happened???? Like how is this helpful
#like brain body i love you but stfu#like fr stfu why is this happening to me the shit im thinking about either didn't happen or was Very Long Ago#well the stuff that didn't happen ig how would i know#but also it doesn't fucking matter!!!! im thousands of miles away!????#i shouldn't have to feel this way why is it interfering with my Life#it's legitimately debilitating but god forbid i seek any supports cuz im too functional normally to deserve help#that's what it feels like anyway#it's not fuckin fair lol i can do it but it's hard#vent#yeah thats what this tirned into lmfao#im not like distraught just. annoyed mostly?#but i promise it's not that serious#Normal For Our Condition type shit
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i should be able to explode people with my mind
#i fucking hate my roommate fr#things were fine the whole year#we didnt talk#it was peaceful coexistence#and then she has one bad say and suddenly all thats out the fucking window#jesus girl#ive had some bad days but you dont see me loudly calling my friends until 1 in the morning every day#i just hide under my bed and debate on if i want to kill myself or not#like normal people do
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i cant believe the day but i finally got a full tower pc. bought it already built and at a considerable discount of some 320 dollars off. its fucking huge and theres so many things going on inside... i was initially planning on choosing the parts myself but finding the graphics card was so hard and everyone else convinced me to just buy it built and honestly? good. id probably have fucked this up so badly by myself
i cant use it yet bc i took too long to buy the monitor that was also on sale and now its regular price -_- tho i managed to find a discount used one for now. well see how that goes since ill get it tomorrow. i tested it on out living room tv and it had some kaspersky thingy open and like thats so cute. i hope they left some treats in the browsing history for me to search through before i wipe it clean
#its a hexer case and wouldnt you guess the front has a hexagonal pattern. so pretty..#it came with 3 fans installed there too that have a cmyk color style to them and it looks quite neat. im thinking of buying some leds to pu#inside the case to go with my keyboard tho idk if id go that far tbh (< gamer rot is setting in. im not immune to pretty lighting..)#its also got a lot of unused space inside. im thinking of making more sculptures to put in. though idk if thatd be safe for it#bc cold porcelain is glue and water. what if it evaporates inside and suddenly everythings covered in a glue film#i wonder if varnish would help? the transparent nail polish sure didnt do shit it came off like 2 days after sculpting the rw slug sleeping#which like yeah of course. its nail polish. but i didnt expect it to flake since all it does is sleep on top of my laptop keyboard#i need miniature glass cake cover tops to encapsule every sculpture inside for safety#looking at it still no wonder these are called towers gotdamn its legit so huge..#it looks awkward tho bc i cant fully make it glue to the wall bc of the cables so its like. awkwardly a bit in front of the wall#im scaared as to how to tell if it ever gets too hot. on a laptop u just press ur head against the left half and feel how hot it is#i think im gonna need software for this.. sigh. tho maybe ill never get to that point since its supposed to be decent#AND its not 8 years old + the 3 fans and gpu fan and cpu fan. surely thats enough. the case even has space for more than that!!#the acrylic side reflects my keyboard too. so niceys. stimulation for my creature eyes#my desk is gonna be so fucked up when i have to organize everything too bc the one i have now is perfecly laptop-oriented#it sits on a custom wooden desk and the keyboard+drawing tablet sit below. but theres a shelf on top of my desk thats too low for the>#>normal monitor to sit to so i wont be able to use the custom desk. and i dont even know what ill do with my laptop either#finally a good change in my sad life routine fr. i cant wait to play watchdogs on this and overgrowth and other ones#AND LAGLESS KRITA SMUDGE ENGINE BRUSHES!!! AND DOUBLE BRUSHES. THEYRE SO LAGGY#A N D ACTUAL FULL HD NORMAL MONITOR. maybe that will get me to not draw in small canvases anymore#now im anxious i just want the day to be over to get the monitor tomorrow aouugh.. just bc i started coding my resources neocities page#dextxt#<the 'major life events' ((sorta)) tag returns. one for the books.. if something bad happens.. itll be here to remind me of the good times
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this game is beyond salvation. like theres no hope for them. swagless losers. eos when.
#spoilers#post: misc#gensh1n 1mpact#fuck this stupid baka game#pisses me off so much fr.#i understand that an immortal character longing for death and finally reaching it is. a normal plot point. its been done#but mans got 23 lines this update. thats not enough character growth before you fucking kill him off.#and like. good for him good for him. he got what he wanted. he totally owned our enemy. but like. i wanted him#lost an additional piece of hope i didn't know i had#going to focus more on sr going forward i guess.
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The fact that intrusive thoughts are intrusive thoughts and not normal are crazy to me a little
#like i picked up a knife and had a vivid image of slitting my own throat and apparently normal people just dont fucking think that???#especially since its like sumn thats been around for as long as i can remember like. what do you mean a healthy minded individual doesnt get#the Sillies from time to time. youre fr??
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my local headshop moved up the street and not only did they play The Interrupters, no they have a pettable and love-addicted dog there 😭
#since i started vaping instead of smoking i have to go there like every two weeks anyway so i can befriend the cute puppy <3#nah i'm so so glad they just moved we all thought they closed down at first#the saleswoman is dope af too she gave me her number if i ever need to ask her smth <3#fr my small town is so great we have the normal and rich people vs the druggies and the mentally ill fucks#thats what you get when your town is known for the only open psych ward and a rehab facility in the whole region lol#my posts
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ok rewatching spn because im a fucking idiot. i hate this show
#cant even focus on the 1st season hes haunting me#dudes first serious gf is named cassie the theme here is interracial couples which is hm but#shes pissed at him all the time valid but theyre in love man. the last breakup too was a misunderstanding#“i dont see much hope for us‚ dean.” “well‚ i've seen stranger things. much stranger.” / “goodbye‚ dean.” fuck you fcuk you fuck y#no one read this i hate myself#i remember the whole season except cassie fr some reason??#so normal abt dean#i missed his normal voice btw. did jensen think he sounded cool or smth#their tech is so goofy#its so strange knowing whats foreshadowing or how much itll change over the seasons#u gotta separate this era from the rest yknow. like thats not the same show#im counting every gay and incest joke theres been 3 and 2 respectively i believe#ALSO !! i love missouri i missed her . underrated#they overcomplicated this show man once they brought chuck in#the s1 aesthetic is so good#mmmmmk shutting up i am so sleepy#rambling to myself
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I get what you're saying and my priv acc is for like. the things i don't want to admit to myself tbh things that i know I'll feel ashamed of someone saw but i just can't not write it, also sometimes it's just negative thoughts that I consider ugly so I think that maybe if I write it down I'll get it out of my body in a way?? kinda like a purification of my mind lmao
ok your ex is just a bitch tbh there's no other words to describe them, you have every right to feel the rage u described bc damn. if someone had this fucked up mindset around me i would be doing the world a favor by throwing a stone at their head lol and isn't it amazing how this type of ppl always manages to make everything about them and bc of them?? u exist bc of them and u act bc u want to get a reaction out of them, no they're never the one who creates the bad vibes in the room and they're never the one to blame if a fight starts it's just so lol at least it's over
oh yeah i get that part of it too. i mostly just keep those in my head. which maybe isnt healthy? but over time i just forget them LMAO so its just as effective as putting it on a priv yk?
and EXACTLY oh my god. like i wont be on here acting like im 100% without fault bc u know what sometimes i just got so fucking fed up that i DID start shit JUST so shed leave me the hell alone but that only worked for like 2-3 days 😭😭 shed b like ok i think we need to take a good break away from each other and id be like AMEN TO THAT (thinking im gonna get like 3 weeks) and then 3 days later shed come in like heyyy are u ready to talk. like? FUCK NO? ljkfhsdfj
#tldr: am not completely without fault. but at least i didnt do that kind of shit to her. i think the worst thing i did was say one (1) like#middle grade level thing to get under her skin and she was like UMMM YOU NEED TO APOLOGISE like girl you need to apologise first. for#everything you have said to me and put me through. thanks. bye.#and like its so fucked up that even me owning up to the fact that im not without fault makes me feel like im the one who was in the wrong.#like i feel like you read that and you were like oh jesus christ YOURE the asshole here. do you see what she has like. done to me? LMAO.#thats what being a people pleaser will fucking get u i guess. manipulated.#there was fr like 2-3 WEEKS in august last year where we just. argued. all the time. we could not talk without arguing. yet she wanted to#try to work through that and get back to normal? like no girl. you have hurt me too many times. im giving up. there is no normal.#snail mail#delusional. swear to god
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mother asked to watch 'The Show With The Boat' with me tonight - unprompted(!).
and im being soooo good at acting all cool and casual about it like 'yeah lol sure. if you want. if you insist. its not like i care or something lmao 🙄😒😌'
#id rather die than show excitement in front of my mom. that would be the most embarrassing thing in the world actually.#(<- completely normal way of thinking)#she still doesnt know anyone's names but she at least recognises The Stupid Hot Guy (fitzjames)#The Innocent Gay Guy Whom Everyone Hates Just Because He's Gay (hickey. apparently.)#and The Guy Who Looks Like An Uglier Donald Tusk [polish politician] (thats crozier)#and she does know who irving is tho i do need to point him out to her ('you know who this is' 'no' 'thats the catholic guy'#'oh the one who wants to fuck the poor gay guy' '...yeah')#anyway. visiting my mother is always An Adventure fr
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i am feeling unspeakably vindicated right now :)
considering watching revolutionary girl utena after seeing how gay the box art is and realizing my fav cookie is inspired by her 💕
#as if thats a normal thing to say#okay. Gay Ass#i know what you are#gay ppl rly will flirt like this goddamn#girl what is WRONG with you 😭 babygirl has never been normal about anything in her LIFE#fucking lesbians lets go babey#i was so right for this fr fr fr#its the way that ‘’win at being a lesbian to impress a cute girl’ is the plot of utena. to ME#thats what utena would be if it was a romcom lmao#thats what these 2 are to me
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never??? posted vibe fucking violent??? awful
anyways the. you know. besties can grip each other Really Gayly its super fine. welcomed even
i want them to fuck
#thats okay. im normal#anyways.#code voltage#my ocs#my art#derek.png#elliot.png#i SHOULD tag the au.... so ya'll know the ages of the guy in the picture#theyre 21 here for example#it gets worse au#god everytime i think about them i just want them to sloppy makeout and for elliot to get all fucking upset about it coz hes the one with#the crush but hes also the one whos HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK#anyways its kinda ooc for derek coz hes. relatively straight you see#and also bestie is not someone to be in a relationship to him#but you know. as much as he's allo and straight and regular just best friend with ellito in canon#in this au. where theyve killed together#i think they can be gay. as a treat. like fr#i love love love it when theyre gay#oh yeah and derek can be aro. idgaf#good for them#had to copy all these tags by hand coz the og post didnt wanna post lol
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Watching interviews from the olden days and finding gold.
Finding out that Hugh Jackman having to "be the alarm clock" for James Mcavoy and Micheal Fassbender because of how hung over they were is simply hilarious.
Also finding out that James slammed them into a Lexus (only doing 12 miles an hour) got thrown 10 feet, immediately got up and looked back to see Micheal (who was once on the back of the golf cart) now sitting upright in the drivers seat after smacking his head on the seat and got a gash scar on his leg from it- Only to start "maniacally laughing" and literally RAN AWAY once blamed, Is also so young cherik coded.
These crack heads definitely were getting into some nonsense trouble.
Micheal saying he thought the scene from the strip club with charles and angel "I thought we looked like the two old men from the muppets"
Micheal calling the x men "Charlie- boy's kids". Perfection.
Also the way James looks at him when ever Micheal just bursts out into song is so pure. The "wow this idiot... thats my idiot." Glitter in his eye.
James finding out that Micheal isn't american by driving up to him on a vespa, and screaming at him in his normal voice is so funny.
"Fuck you erik-"
"His names derik."
"How long has he name been derik?"
"Since the begining- you just keep calling him that."
Even the bloopers of Hank and Charles are such a vibe.
"Hold your breath but make it look like you aren't holding your breath" Man these leather suits gave them so many problems fr.
"I already said im not a man. I cant jump this damn wall!" I think storm says as the director goes right up to hugh and is like "Litsen when I say so youre gonna jump this wall" and hughs like idk about that mate. "Ill be talking to you through the big microphone that everyone hates" says the director. "Were gonna take the batteries out if it" says someone else.
Hughs stunt double: *screams*
Hugh: Let it go sis
Hughs stunt double: *dies*
Something about how the directors talk to hugh and how hugh speaks directly to multiple set members makes me feel like half the cuts they had to make was because of him joking and being a silly theater kid LMAO
Everyone randomly dancing all the time, including old magneto.
James too. The blooper of him violently killing a bug on the chess set in the plane scene is so "insane charles" iconic.
Also poor Evan peters. He kept slipping everywhere. And theres so many shots where hes just standing there in charater getting absolutely soaked while charles and Logan do some ridiculous shit lol. Him at panels is so awkward too. Describe your character " hes a little weird uhhhh hes fast. Hes quick. He talks fast he runs fast..... uhhh its like at the atm waiting for the bastard infront of you to move out the way" "I wish my dad magneto could try these 😀" "thats my dad"
Evan also wishes they would have done the scene in apocalypse where he tells him hes his son and all the metal in the room drops. Im someone has written this already but that sounds great.
"THATS MY SON, QUICKSILVER!" Shouts Micheal multiple times. "My boy!" "Its in the genes darling." "I had him when I was very young 😁"
#bloopers#x men mcu#james mcavoy#micheal fassbender#cherik#evan peters#hugh jackman#x men days of future past#x men#x men movies#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#beast#hank mccoy#quicksilver#dadneto#x men apocalypse#x men dark phoenix
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Not Over the Papaya | OP81
⊹ 。•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : I’m sorry everyone who’s requesting to be added to the taglists :(( I thank you for your support fr! tumblr wouldn’t let me add anymore people. But! I promise I’ll add you lovely people to the maintaglist after this series!
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Warnings : Moderate Cursing , Grammatical Errors
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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mclaren OSCAR PIASTRI!! GRAND PRIX WINNER
!!!🏆
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Y/N. 11h
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oscarpiastri Thank you again Y/Niee🧡 Where’s my reward?
Y/N. So so proud of you Osc! I’m so happy for you. Truly deserved 🥺
Y/N. What reward do you want Mr. Eager?
oscarpiastri Attend the next grand prix 😁 pleaseee?
Y/N. How could I say no to that? 😫 Ok Oscar Jack Piastri, I’ll go to the next grand prix for you!
oscarpiastri Lets freaking go!! Now go to sleep!
Y/N. Aye aye sire 🫡.
Y/bf Someone is being brave 🤭
Y/N. Whatever do you mean my dear best friend
Y/bf Nothing Nothing ~
charles_leclerc OH I SEE 👀
Y/N. well you do have eyes Charles, of course you can see 😌
charles_leclerc yes, and I see you supporting my son~ Are you my future daughter in law then?
Y/N. 🤡 ok bye charles
Y/N 7m
*Incoming Call from Oscar
Pick up or Decline
Pick up
“Hi Osc! nows not a great time~ I’m live in 2 minutes”
“I know, I’m here”
“what do you mean your here??”
“ I’m here at the venue. Is it normally this loud? your fans are crazy not gonna lie”
“Oscar your here??? like America?? like my concert?? your here here??”
“Surprise! went as soon as I can”
“ Your flight was for here?? Oscar you just won a race and you literally flown to see me?? Thats an 11 hour flight!”
“Yeah well. Anything to make you happy”
“Holy shit Oscar… no one has ever done that for me. you’re fucking crazy! I’ll meet you later I swear…. wait for me backstage you muppet! I Missed you so much.”
“Missed you loads. Good luck on the show, Dear”
“Thanks so much my kindest sweeties pookie. Now watch we work”
*Call ended
Y/N.
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Y/N. The chapter has finally closed beautifully. Thank you Florida and the people who made it so✨
oscarpiastri You were so strong for doing this. I’m very proud of you Y/N 🧡
Y/N. Your support and presence meant the world Osc. Thank you for everything 🤍
oscarpiastri wouldn’t miss it for anything.
Y/bf Y/N, my dearest friend. You’ve truly outdone yourself. My tear ducts are empty, you were literally shining. I’m so proud of you!
Y/N. Thank you my OG 🥺 Thank you for holding on to us since day 1.
Y/bf always babe! always.
user1 If you didn’t cry during Y/N’s concert are you even human? fucking bawled my eyes out there.
user2 ik you could feel the hurt in Y/N’s voice when she sang her old songs for Lando. My entire body felt like I was the one who got cheated on.
user3 Y/N is a genius for making her old pop love songs for Lando into ballads. The raw emotions in her voice were both haunting and beautiful at the same time.
user4 Y/N everyone is so proud of you. Your strength astounds us.
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don't you dare put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! *Demonic seductress dance version of the monsters inc. musical number ensues*
i feel like i should be covering my eyes. put it away like my god save some for the rest of us t-boys *eyeroll*
#like seriously though what is the backstory on this picture like what the fuck#why is he almost NAKED in a PUBLIC PLACE#ain’t complaining tho…..#barry keoghan#lgbtqia#transgender#transmasc#listen.... i may be small... but.... no thats it. just wanted him to know im smoll uwu.#jk fr tho i might be small but i love the fact sm cause size kink bbi not in the normal way that people think either i just love all sizes#playing with all sizes is just neat and fun and wonderful and should be done and so yn... enjoy being small and enjoy a éléphant if you can#no exclusion only inclusions my motto personally but hey thaz jus me a lil guy whos jus smol and likes em all and doesn't mind em big n tal#or also short n smol but yn.... hard to find for my lil ass but welcome to it mmmmm smol beans love them sm mmmm big still too ehehe innit#why did i wake up and choose chaos today? idk but shhhh
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