#their tech is so goofy

[bowsersdick]

ok rewatching spn because im a fucking idiot. i hate this show

[clownery-and-fuckery]

I literally cannot get this out of my head UGH imagine with me for a minute

Imagine Hunter wakes up one morning, on Pabu, the sun is shining

He goes downstairs/out and sees breakfast already started and made

Omega and Wrecker happily chatting about the plans for today

Echo chides them about eating while their mouths are full as he washes the dishes

Hunter goes outside, smells the sea, smells the fresh air, and barely dodges an incoming dart as it hits the dart board right beside him

Crosshair tells him to "watch it" with a grin on his face.

He had hit bullseye, again, and Phee is losing hard. Hunter's too distracted by the dart to really think about it

Hunter keeps walking. The people on Pabu greet him with kind smiles and waves. Like he's always lived there. Like he's a neighbour.

He gets to the beach. The waves lap around his ankles, and things are good. Things are calm. It's warm, and it's safe.

Omega and Wrecker sprint past as they jump into the sea. Echo's not too far behind, lounging on a beach chair. Crosshair and Phee saunter in, bickering about Cross "cheating"

Hunter watches them all. He watches Tech join them, sitting with Echo. He watches his family as they have fun.

Tech stands beside him, watching the water. Hunter can't help it, he grips his brother in a hug, breathless with relief.

Relief that they're finally safe, together and happy. They're not separated. They never would be again.

He listens for a heartbeat, like he always does. Old habits, and all.

Except he can't hear it.

Hunter looks up. Tech is still there, head tilted, asking "Hunter? What's wrong?"

But it's different. He can't hear his heart. It's not beating. It's wrong.

He listens hard. Only hearing three other heart beats.

Like the wind, Tech is gone. Hunter turns, frantically, and watches the beach change. Warp. Its cold, something like metal pressing against his head.

He hears his name. A whisper, a question. It sounds like Crosshair, for a moment.

Hunter wakes up on the ship, down three siblings and crying through his dream.

Wrecker tells him it's Echo's turn for watch, and that he can go to bed. Hunter goes, but he doesn't dare shut his eyes.

[full-of-malice]

i've started watching hannibal...free me from my mortal shell i want to spend all 24 hours of every single day watching this sad man trying to figure out why people are being killed whilst he his homoerotically teamed up with a man who secretly is doing some of the killing [and also the eating] and everyone's mental states are just rapidly falling apart

[destinywillowleaf]

every once in a while i look at the official style guide and ask myself "why are night and daini so much taller in the armor" cause it just. doesn't make that much sense. and a while back i did make daini shorter (but his head did need to be bigger so it is now)

but then i wanted to see how it'd look in an episode next to obsidian and uh.

he's tiny.

[sefusneezed]

Very rough sketches of a different Kat outfit bc all my ocs have to have an Entire WardrobeTM

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[meganechan05]

"新しい裁判長はど天然"

"The New Chief Justice is Goofy"

[techbonnie]

Work Doodles. Bic Pen on paper.

Techs face is the same one I make when my Boss asks for something ridiculous.

It was also my very first time drawing Goofy and he turned out alright, better than I expected for no eraser.

[strawbxsblog]

I'm literally just a girl. Of course I'm gonna have 17 tabs open even tho im only using 2 of them

[freytful]

DidYouKnowGaming leaking that pitch for a WWII metal gear game starring The Sorrow is so wild. That's not a concept anyone would have ever thought of spontaneously. The Joy being a woman was really the only reason we didn't get a game about her killing nazis in WWII, huh? Why else would you even consider starring him instead of her

[starry-skies-116]

ok so two characters in hsr I headcanon so far to have ADHD are Serval and Qingque, which one of them up next to get hit with the ND headcanon beam y'all-

[clownery-and-fuckery]

twins

[giantroboticplatypusbutt218]

Loonatics Unleashed Main Character Popularity Results!

Sure, you could just go look at the poll again, but this is more fun.

In 7th place, with a vote total of 0%, Slam Tasmanian.

Honestly, I'm shocked he's dead last with zero votes no less. Not one of the 61 people who took the poll voted for him. Poor dude. I mean, he's not the peak of interesting characterization, but surely, being an active character with neat powers, he should've at least had as many votes as the person...

In 6th place, with a vote total of 2%, Zadavia.

I did the math, and 1 out of 61 is 1.64%, which rounds up to 2, meaning one person voted for her. I'm not shocked anyone voted for her, but I'm shocked she got more vote(singular) than Slam. She's just exposition most of the time and a plot device the rest. Well, at least she's got neat looking powers.

Tied for 5th and 4th place, with a vote total of 13% each, Ace Bunny and Danger Duck.

Personally, I think Duck should've beat out Ace, but I do see more people actively talking about Ace than Duck so this result isn't as shocking to me. I will note that until 2 days ago, Duck was in the lead.

In 3rd place, with a vote total of 20%, Lexi Bunny!

I'm surprised Lexi got third, honestly. She wasn't given the best characterization in the show, but maybe there's just a lot of people who are more more willing to give her a chance than the writers.

In 2nd place, with a vote total of 21%, Rev Runner!

He and Lexi were neck and neck as the poll came to an end, with Rev holding a lead over her for the first 6 days, Lexi overtaking him with only a day left, and finally him winning out by just 1%. Being an energetic nerd with an excited attitude, it's understandable why he got second. And that just leaves...

In 1st place, with a vote total of 31%, Tech E. Coyote!

I totally get this one. He's a nerd, he's got cool powers, he's funny, and he's the reason the team can function... at all. He builds everything The Loonatics need to save the day, but doesn't get enough recognition for it. However, it's clear that he's got plenty of fans who appreciate him, given that he got nearly a third of all the votes in the poll. Congrats to him, he earned his place in first.

Well, that was fun. The results surprised me a little, and I'm happy to see how many people participated. Thanks for reading this, and here's a link to the original poll just in case you want it.

[helssent]

I just thought of this and now I cant get it out of my head (kittydog au bc why not, cue Mario music)

Mark: *filming a skit with Cesar* Hey, you want a bananAAA- *realizes hes stepping on his tail* OH NO-

(Cesar says byebye)

Jonah: WHO WANTS A MUFFIN??

(RIP camera 2009-2023)

oiuheg my god asdfmovie quote-

[eclips-moon]

Cute things the Batboys do in a relationship:

Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

Morning Texts: This dude lives for sending those “Good morning, beautiful ” texts, usually with some goofy selfie where his hair’s a mess. He just wants to be the first thing you smile about.

Random Dance Breaks: If you’re in the kitchen or just standing around, Dick will 100% spin you around for a random dance. He’ll hum some random tune and make you laugh like it’s a movie moment.

Spontaneous Picnics: Out of nowhere, he’ll hit you with a “meet me at the park” text, and you show up to find he’s got a whole cute picnic setup. The dude’s got snacks, a blanket, and everything ready like a rom-com lead.

Cuddle Monster: Watching a movie? Cuddling. Sitting on the couch? Cuddling. He’s got an arm around you, pulling you into his chest every chance he gets. And don’t even get me started on bedtime—he’s glued to you.

Pet Names: You’re never just your name. It’s always “Sweetheart,” “Princess,” or something that’ll make you blush and roll your eyes. He loves seeing you react.

Jason Todd (Red Hood)

Cooking Shenanigans: He’s lowkey a beast in the kitchen, but acts like he needs your help. Next thing you know, you’re tossing flour at each other, making a mess, and laughing like idiots.

Protective as Hell: Jason’s that guy who’ll drape his jacket over you before you even realize you’re cold. If it’s raining, he’s got the umbrella over you—he doesn’t care if he gets soaked.

Books & Notes: He’ll leave books for you to read with little handwritten notes inside. Some are funny, some are deep, but he’s always thinking about you even when he’s not there.

Late Night Rides: He’s all about taking you on rides around the city late at night. It’s quiet, and the world feels like it’s just the two of you while the cool breeze whips by.

Forehead Kisses: Not super into PDA, but will definitely kiss your forehead when it’s just you two. It's his way of saying “I got you” without saying a word.

Tim Drake (Red Robin)

Study Dates: Tim’s ideal date is just chilling in a coffee shop, both of you working on stuff, but occasionally reaching over to hold hands or sneak in a quick kiss. He’s not the clingy type, but loves quiet closeness.

Geeky Gifts: He’s that guy who’ll surprise you with some gadget or comic you mentioned once. His memory for stuff you like is insane, and he’ll always find something that makes you smile.

Random Nerd Facts: You’ll be mid-conversation and he’ll just drop some random fact about the universe or tech that he knows will make you roll your eyes. He lives for those reactions.

Caring Vibes: Tim’s the type to bring you tea when you’re stressed or randomly tell you to take a break. And when you’re sad? He’ll pull you into his lap without saying anything—just wants to make sure you’re okay.

Subtle Compliments: He’s not super vocal, but you’ll catch him staring at you, and when you ask why, he’ll just casually be like, “You’re stunning,” with the softest smile. Smooth af.

Damian Wayne (Robin)

Low-Key Sweet: Damian won’t say it, but he shows love in little ways. Your favorite snack? He���ll just get it. Something broken? Fixed. His love language is basically “silent but effective.”

Learning Your Hobbies: Whatever you’re into, he’ll make it his mission to learn it. You mention an interest? Bet, he’s researching it like it’s a case for Batman. It’s his way of being involved without being obvious.

Animals Everywhere: He’s constantly bringing over animals, like “This cat needs to meet you.” If his pets like you, that’s basically a proposal in Damian-speak. And they always like you.

Art Hangouts: He loves painting, so sometimes he’ll invite you to join him, and it turns into a competition of who can make the dumbest art. Expect lots of teasing.

Acts of Service: He won’t say “I love you” all the time, but you’ll feel it in the way he does things for you—like carrying your stuff, fixing something, or just being there when you need him.

[yueebby]

sooo i read your "indulge me?" piece and that's why i wanted to ask for gojo simping for reader that doesn't really seem him as more as a friend and he's fine with it (lol he's not but he's need to keep the facade you know???) hope you write it at some point! btw loving you writing so far <333

11:34pm — gojo satoru

contents. highschool!gojo, fluff, he’s so in love bye, underage drinking, tokyo and kyoto students have a little get together!

“what’s wrong with him?” utahime watches her white haired underclassman down another can of beer. it was rare to see gojo drinking with the rest of the group, always opting for a soda instead.

shoko takes another swig out of her drink, unsurprised. “[name] is on a date.” 

a pathetic groan leaves gojo’s lips and the upper half of his body is splayed over the kotatsu in shoko’s room, sunglasses long forgotten somewhere. he lets out an unapologetic burp. everyone at the table spares him a glance of pity. 

utahime grimaces and mutters a quiet, “gross”. 

“don’t provoke him,” geto scolds shoko, flicking some ash from his cigarette to the ashtray below. “she’s just dealing with clan matters. arranged marriages and whatnot.” he used his free hand to land a firm pat on gojo’s back. what kind of best friend would he be if he didn’t try to comfort satoru? 

“poor thing. i can keep you company in the meantime,” mei mei’s smile is far from something with good intentions. gojo shakes his head to refuse, but with the way his forehead was pressed to the table, it looked comical. like a child throwing a tantrum. 

the only thing that managed to get gojo satoru out of his drunken slump was a soft knock on the door. he could recognize that pattern anywhere. could it be–? the snow haired boy immediately perks up. his drunk dazed eyes brighten as he quickly makes his way to the door. 

geto snorts at the way his best friend reacts. he thinks he can see an imaginary tail wagging, as if he were a dog. 

“you’re late!” gojo accuses you when he opens the door. you blink.

“are you…okay?” your voice is laced with concern as gojo’s large frame towers over you. gojo preens.

“awww, is my [name] worried about me now? don’t worry, ‘m doing just fine!” there is a goofy grin painted on gojo’s face as he leans against the doorway. all conversation has stopped and every sorcerer was listening attentively to gojo's hopeless conversation with you. utahime can’t help but feel just a little compassion for the boy. he was pining so much it hurt.

“i wasn’t worried. it's just that your words are all slurred– don’t tell me you let shoko talk you into drinking with her again?” you sigh. it was hard to miss the smell of beer on him. gojo and alcohol never mixed well, and the last thing you needed tonight was another lecture from yaga. 

from inside her room, shoko shouts, “it wasn’t me this time! the idiot decided to drown himself in beer after we warned him not to!” it was common knowledge that gojo couldn’t handle his alcohol. 

the male in question pouts.

“can a man not grieve about the love of his life being married to another?” gojo deflates. on the other side of the threshold, you wrinkle your nose.

“who said anything about marriage? like hell i’m going to accept a proposal from naoya zen’in.” you grumble. it had been a long night. dealing with your family and naoya was enough to scare you into staying in jujutsu tech for good. you’d rather lose your sanity to gojo than your dignity to naoya. 

“never mind that though, are mei mei and utahime still here? i was hoping to catch up with them!” you smile, crouching under his arm to make your way into the room. gojo doesn’t hesitate to trail right behind you. 

“[name]!” utahime waves happily at you, her mood no longer sour after she sees you. your wave back is enthusiastic. mei mei acknowledges your presence.

“how was dinner with naoya?” suguru asks. your face pinches up. he laughs before handing you a cold can of soda which you accept graciously.

you hear gojo mutter to himself from behind you.

“what’s up with him?” you whisper to suguru.

“you know how he is when he drinks,” he sighs, ushering you to sit beside him. gojo seemed to have his own agenda though, forcefully squeezing himself between the two of you. you shoot him an annoyed look to which he responds with a grin on his face. 

“‘m tired,” he whines, stretching his arms dramatically while letting out a loud yawn. you grunt when there’s a heavy weight on you; gojo has thrown his entire body on your side.

you don’t bother pushing him off. you’ve learned in the two years you’ve known gojo that he is like a baby when he gets drunk. it’s best if you let him have his way.

“go to sleep then, idiot,” you flick his forehead. he juts his bottom lip childishly, looking up at you with wide eyes. his eyes are captivating and you think you see nervousness through those azure orbs.

“will you come to bed with me too?” he rests his chin on your shoulder. you raise an eyebrow in surprise.

“eh? why would i?”

“because i’m cute.” gojo bats those long eyelashes of his innocently. you roll your eyes playfully before taking another sip out of your soda. 

“you’re weird– that’s what you are.” your lips quirk upward, eyes twinkling with mirth. he sulks, chin still comfortably supported by your shoulder.

“‘m not that bad!” he protests, a frown forming on his lips. you look at him for a long moment. this was the first time you’ve ever gotten to look at gojo this closely. 

his hair was getting longer, you note silently. with your free hand, you slowly move a strand of hair out of his face. gojo watches you earnestly. if his cheeks were not already flushed, they are now. 

“can we stop it with the flirting? let us single folk live in peace.” shoko speaks up. you turn your attention hastily from gojo to the rest of your fellow peers. 

“i feel like i’m intruding on something,” mei mei says scandalously. your eyes widen.

“we are not– no way!” you shake your head repeatedly. no one believes you. especially not while gojo is still resting on your shoulder, eyes watching you, full of love.

“stop giving him all your attention and talk to us! we’re much better company,” utahime scowls, pointing her beer disapprovingly at the white haired boy on you. you think you hear gojo grunt.

“alright, alright,” you concede. 

“i hope you don’t mind me asking again, but do tell us how your night with the zen’in kid went,” suguru snickers. you groan exasperatedly.

“where do i even start?”

the rest of the night goes by pleasantly. you had been so engrossed with retelling your experience with dealing with your family that you had failed to notice what gojo was up to. by the time everyone left their respective dorms (or temporary dorms), you noticed the head of white hair sleeping soundly on your lap.

he mumbles something in his sleep, nuzzling himself closer into your stomach. cute. you giggle at how innocent he looks. 

you don’t know what took over you, but you remember bending down and placing a soft kiss on his forehead. to your surprise, gojo reciprocates your kiss. to the best of his capabilities anyway. you watch as he puckers his lips in his sleep. oh my– how precious.

you suppose he isn't so bad.

notes. THANK U FOR BEING MY FIRST ANON ASK. ily!!! i saw somewhere that gege confirmed gojo would have drunken failures when he was a student haha this is my take on that. hes so bf

also thank you for all the support on my first post?!? you guys are too sweet im crying. i literally giggle and kick my feet reading your feedback ><