#their tech is so goofy

[bowsersdick]

ok rewatching spn because im a fucking idiot. i hate this show

[clownery-and-fuckery]

I literally cannot get this out of my head UGH imagine with me for a minute

Imagine Hunter wakes up one morning, on Pabu, the sun is shining

He goes downstairs/out and sees breakfast already started and made

Omega and Wrecker happily chatting about the plans for today

Echo chides them about eating while their mouths are full as he washes the dishes

Hunter goes outside, smells the sea, smells the fresh air, and barely dodges an incoming dart as it hits the dart board right beside him

Crosshair tells him to "watch it" with a grin on his face.

He had hit bullseye, again, and Phee is losing hard. Hunter's too distracted by the dart to really think about it

Hunter keeps walking. The people on Pabu greet him with kind smiles and waves. Like he's always lived there. Like he's a neighbour.

He gets to the beach. The waves lap around his ankles, and things are good. Things are calm. It's warm, and it's safe.

Omega and Wrecker sprint past as they jump into the sea. Echo's not too far behind, lounging on a beach chair. Crosshair and Phee saunter in, bickering about Cross "cheating"

Hunter watches them all. He watches Tech join them, sitting with Echo. He watches his family as they have fun.

Tech stands beside him, watching the water. Hunter can't help it, he grips his brother in a hug, breathless with relief.

Relief that they're finally safe, together and happy. They're not separated. They never would be again.

He listens for a heartbeat, like he always does. Old habits, and all.

Except he can't hear it.

Hunter looks up. Tech is still there, head tilted, asking "Hunter? What's wrong?"

But it's different. He can't hear his heart. It's not beating. It's wrong.

He listens hard. Only hearing three other heart beats.

Like the wind, Tech is gone. Hunter turns, frantically, and watches the beach change. Warp. Its cold, something like metal pressing against his head.

He hears his name. A whisper, a question. It sounds like Crosshair, for a moment.

Hunter wakes up on the ship, down three siblings and crying through his dream.

Wrecker tells him it's Echo's turn for watch, and that he can go to bed. Hunter goes, but he doesn't dare shut his eyes.

[full-of-malice]

i've started watching hannibal...free me from my mortal shell i want to spend all 24 hours of every single day watching this sad man trying to figure out why people are being killed whilst he his homoerotically teamed up with a man who secretly is doing some of the killing [and also the eating] and everyone's mental states are just rapidly falling apart

[destinywillowleaf]

every once in a while i look at the official style guide and ask myself "why are night and daini so much taller in the armor" cause it just. doesn't make that much sense. and a while back i did make daini shorter (but his head did need to be bigger so it is now)

but then i wanted to see how it'd look in an episode next to obsidian and uh.

he's tiny.

[sefusneezed]

Very rough sketches of a different Kat outfit bc all my ocs have to have an Entire WardrobeTM

[techbonnie]

Work Doodles. Bic Pen on paper.

Techs face is the same one I make when my Boss asks for something ridiculous.

It was also my very first time drawing Goofy and he turned out alright, better than I expected for no eraser.

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[meganechan05]

"新しい裁判長はど天然"

"The New Chief Justice is Goofy"

[strawbxsblog]

I'm literally just a girl. Of course I'm gonna have 17 tabs open even tho im only using 2 of them

[freytful]

DidYouKnowGaming leaking that pitch for a WWII metal gear game starring The Sorrow is so wild. That's not a concept anyone would have ever thought of spontaneously. The Joy being a woman was really the only reason we didn't get a game about her killing nazis in WWII, huh? Why else would you even consider starring him instead of her

[quietlyblooms]

i’m thinking of yoshiaki… he’s lounging in my brain, playing his switch and kicking his lil legs… i might need to write him soon 👁️👁️

[clownery-and-fuckery]

twins

[starry-skies-116]

ok so two characters in hsr I headcanon so far to have ADHD are Serval and Qingque, which one of them up next to get hit with the ND headcanon beam y'all-

[giantroboticplatypusbutt218]

Loonatics Unleashed Main Character Popularity Results!

Sure, you could just go look at the poll again, but this is more fun.

In 7th place, with a vote total of 0%, Slam Tasmanian.

Honestly, I'm shocked he's dead last with zero votes no less. Not one of the 61 people who took the poll voted for him. Poor dude. I mean, he's not the peak of interesting characterization, but surely, being an active character with neat powers, he should've at least had as many votes as the person...

In 6th place, with a vote total of 2%, Zadavia.

I did the math, and 1 out of 61 is 1.64%, which rounds up to 2, meaning one person voted for her. I'm not shocked anyone voted for her, but I'm shocked she got more vote(singular) than Slam. She's just exposition most of the time and a plot device the rest. Well, at least she's got neat looking powers.

Tied for 5th and 4th place, with a vote total of 13% each, Ace Bunny and Danger Duck.

Personally, I think Duck should've beat out Ace, but I do see more people actively talking about Ace than Duck so this result isn't as shocking to me. I will note that until 2 days ago, Duck was in the lead.

In 3rd place, with a vote total of 20%, Lexi Bunny!

I'm surprised Lexi got third, honestly. She wasn't given the best characterization in the show, but maybe there's just a lot of people who are more more willing to give her a chance than the writers.

In 2nd place, with a vote total of 21%, Rev Runner!

He and Lexi were neck and neck as the poll came to an end, with Rev holding a lead over her for the first 6 days, Lexi overtaking him with only a day left, and finally him winning out by just 1%. Being an energetic nerd with an excited attitude, it's understandable why he got second. And that just leaves...

In 1st place, with a vote total of 31%, Tech E. Coyote!

I totally get this one. He's a nerd, he's got cool powers, he's funny, and he's the reason the team can function... at all. He builds everything The Loonatics need to save the day, but doesn't get enough recognition for it. However, it's clear that he's got plenty of fans who appreciate him, given that he got nearly a third of all the votes in the poll. Congrats to him, he earned his place in first.

Well, that was fun. The results surprised me a little, and I'm happy to see how many people participated. Thanks for reading this, and here's a link to the original poll just in case you want it.

[ignatiusteto]

guysss... *kicks and toes dirt* i miss metal gear solid...

[yanderedrabbles]

Yandere Sugar Daddy

Money can't buy love, but maybe it doesn't have to.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who's very nouveau riche. Who has the wealth of the elites but none of their good breeding.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who's awfully young for someone so wealthy. Barely out of college when his tech startup went public and the cash started pouring in.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who is still painfully awkward around women.

Being a rich man in a big city means there's no shortage of models and influencers vying for his attention. And Yandere! Sugar Daddy never fails to get flustered when they're introduced to him.

Long legs, perfect skin, tiny ski slope noses... They're the kind of girls who wouldn't give him the time of day back in college and suddenly they're running their hands up his chest and whispering that he's just so clever, so accomplished. What guy wouldn't fall for it?

But he can never keep them around for long.

Their interest slowly dies out when he starts rambling about software development and production scale and AI integration. Money is a great motivator but all his girlfriends seem to leave for greener pastures. For millionaires with better social skills and better taste.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who ran into you entirely on accident. The club was too loud, the girls too pretty, the alcohol too rich. He slipped out of VIP and into the street, pressing his forehead against the cool brick and trying not to spew on the new designer shoes his ex persuaded him to get.

And that was when you came into his life. Cool hands on his shoulder and a voice telling him to take a deep breath and drink some of your water.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who looks up at you through his lashes, his face flushed from too much booze and being too near you. He can't fathom it. A girl helping him not because of his cash or connections, but because they're actually a kind person.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who grabs your hand when you turn to go. Your friends are calling to you to stop messing around with random drunks and he manages to slip you his business card, begging you to call him so he can thank you properly.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who wakes up with a killer hangover and your face burned into his eyelids. Who feels his heart jump when he opens his phone and sees a text from you.

Hope your night got better - y/n

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who immediately zooms in on your profile picture. A candid shot but it still makes him blush. Before the morning is over, he's already tracked down your social media.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who pores over every inch of your life. Your job, your studies, your friends...

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who retypes his message at least a dozen times before he finally responds to you. Who invites you to the most exclusive restaurant in the city as a thank you.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who picks you up in the most expensive car he owns. Who smiles a little at the careful way you close the door and buckle your seat belt. You're just as uncomfortable around luxury as he was.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who doesn't expect much from the date. He's learned not to go on tangents about technology and work, but without it he feels lost.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who realises you're more than capable of carrying a conversation. You're energetic and funny and interested in what he has to say. He feels himself opening up to you and before long, he's deep into a rant about data safety and you actually listen to him.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who realises you compliment him. Like a puzzle piece finally slotting into place.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who ends the night with a lipstick stain on his cheek and a big, goofy grin on his face.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who calls you the second he wakes up and invites you to spend the afternoon learning to horse ride.

And when you tell him you have work, he just laughs and tells you he'll triple whatever you're getting paid for the day. You nearly faint when he keeps his word and sends you a deposit worth more than your monthly cheque.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who wants to call you his girlfriend more than anything. His girl. He loves the way it sounds.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who tags along when you go grocery shopping and whips out his card to pay for it all when your back is turned.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who sends you a huge bouquet every week because you once mentioned liking lillies.

And the closer you get, the more time you spend kissing him and curling up in his bed, the more he spends on you.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who uses spring break to take you on a tour of the Mediterranean. Who rents out entire villas and chateaus to impress you.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who has your birthday dress custom made by an actual high fashion house. Who zips you up and kisses your neck and says he's never met a more beautiful girl.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who spends shareholder meetings daydreaming about you. Who has to pinch himself to stay focused.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who's helpless to stop himself falling for you. You're so real, so empty of pretence and greed.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who showers you with all the wealth he has and is blind to how uncomfortable it makes you.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who looks at you with a vacant smile when you try and break things off. Who pulls out his phone and sends you a deposit with so many zeros you have to rub your eyes to make sure you're seeing it right. Who asks if that's enough for more of your time or if he should double it.

Do you want a new car? An apartment? He'll give you anything, anything in the world.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who looks like a kicked dog when you say you don't want any of it. You hate feeling indebted to him. You hate feeling like some vapid trophy wife. You hate living off his charity.

He can't understand it. You could work for decades and not afford even a quarter of what he can give you. Is he so unpleasant, so unlovable, that you're wiling to turn your back of a life of luxury?

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who comes up behind you and slams the door shut when you try to leave.

You've always seen him as a nice guy, someone awkward and gentle. But the look in his eyes now makes you question all of it.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy whose voice is a low, broken rasp. He sounds on the verge of tears and on the verge of fury all at once.

You think you can just leave after everything you've been through together? After the fortune he spent trying to make you happy?

No way baby.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who grabs your wrist and yanks you up against him.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who laughs when you threaten to scream. Luxury penthouse, remember? Totally sound proofed. Totally private. No one gets in or out without his permission.

It's just you and him, like it should have been from the beginning.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who squeezes your wrist hard enough to hurt. Who kisses you so rough you cut your lips on your teeth.

Yandere! Sugar Daddy who yanks at the pretty dress that he bought you. You want to be an ungrateful bitch? You want to throw his kindness back in his face? Oh, he's going to teach you a lesson.

You fucking owe him.

And he's going to use your body until that debt is paid.