#I’m???

[chenslucy]

discovered these pics of drew on pinterest today. i’m in love??

[simple-persica]

Tell me Persi

Do you jump for the Beef?

Or settle for the Chicken?

I…settle for the chicken???

[vandersprodigy18]

Yeah, yeah ok. S2 Cait going through it. But someone explain to me why, when she’s being bad, she looks so damn good 👁️👄👁️

[blessedbucky]

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[bandzboy]

source

[prettylittledevil13]

saw another one on twitter

i can’t not laugh atp like?? they need to be so serious for just one second cuz wtf

[a-s-t-a-r-i-o-n]

I CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK FAIR IS MAKING ME CRY AGAIN IN 2024!!

[thelovelygods]

coworker: he got his doctorate in bohemia

me: you mean the czech republic?

coworker: idk somewhere in the middle east

me: 👁️👄👁️

[charlie-assless-chapslin]

Creator: kibby_kat

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[theinkbunny]

laughing during sex…… what?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?