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[chenslucy]

discovered these pics of drew on pinterest today. i’m in love??

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[bandzboy]

source

[prettylittledevil13]

saw another one on twitter

i can’t not laugh atp like?? they need to be so serious for just one second cuz wtf

[fallenangelkitten]

I have amazing music taste, a fat ass, pretty tits, I’m hilarious and people still get bored of me

[a-s-t-a-r-i-o-n]

I CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK FAIR IS MAKING ME CRY AGAIN IN 2024!!

[mixelation]

Me: But why did you do it that way?

Labmate: Well, no one TOLD me how to do it.

Me: But why didn’t you. Like. Google it….?

do not reblog please i cannot seem to turn the option off on mobile

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

My mom walked into the living room holding her kitten to go “hey does this look like a penis to you guys?”

[kingofadlivun]

I am that lark, that standing stone,

standing by my lover’s side

My voice is dying in the wind,

as our story starts to fade

I’ll feel your warmth no more, my love,

I’ll feel your warmth no more

But from our love, a seed has grown,

a seed to save our world

[thelovelygods]

coworker: he got his doctorate in bohemia

me: you mean the czech republic?

coworker: idk somewhere in the middle east

me: 👁️👄👁️

[everwisp]

was anybody going to tell me about this outfit or was I supposed to find it myself while looking up full body sprites for reference

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[churrotowns]

cockblocked 😔

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[scrawnym4]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside