#I’m???

[chenslucy]

discovered these pics of drew on pinterest today. i’m in love??

[simple-persica]

Tell me Persi

Do you jump for the Beef?

Or settle for the Chicken?

I…settle for the chicken???

[blessedbucky]

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[bandzboy]

source

[prettylittledevil13]

saw another one on twitter

i can’t not laugh atp like?? they need to be so serious for just one second cuz wtf

[fallenangelkitten]

I have amazing music taste, a fat ass, pretty tits, I’m hilarious and people still get bored of me

[a-s-t-a-r-i-o-n]

I CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK FAIR IS MAKING ME CRY AGAIN IN 2024!!

[mixelation]

Me: But why did you do it that way?

Labmate: Well, no one TOLD me how to do it.

Me: But why didn’t you. Like. Google it….?

do not reblog please i cannot seem to turn the option off on mobile

[kingofadlivun]

I am that lark, that standing stone,

standing by my lover’s side

My voice is dying in the wind,

as our story starts to fade

I’ll feel your warmth no more, my love,

I’ll feel your warmth no more

But from our love, a seed has grown,

a seed to save our world

[thelovelygods]

coworker: he got his doctorate in bohemia

me: you mean the czech republic?

coworker: idk somewhere in the middle east

me: 👁️👄👁️

[everwisp]

was anybody going to tell me about this outfit or was I supposed to find it myself while looking up full body sprites for reference

[theinkbunny]

laughing during sex…… what?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[churrotowns]

cockblocked 😔