#I’M???
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discovered these pics of drew on pinterest today. i’m in love??
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Tell me Persi
Do you jump for the Beef?
Or settle for the Chicken?
I…settle for the chicken???
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#WHAT IS HAPPENING#I’M???#SCREECHING#CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP#HELP#SOMEONE HELP MAN DOWN#I AM JOT WORTHY
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Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what
#for reference my teeth don’t have enamel#and they don’t know how but most of my teeth are decaying from the inside out? they seemed very confused on that part#I made disco ball earring and forgot to take them off when going to the dentist#he’s so unserious#and when he saw them he turned off all the lights except the overhead light thingy and moved it around and sang(?) horrible disco music#and sadly said ‘I want a disco ball on that ceiling… I’m working on that. /I/ think it would be cool. the office does not.’#then shined a light into my eyes and ‘yea yea yeah squint your eyes at me IM the evil one. uh huh. I’m just trying to see in your mouth-‘#‘-bc it is DARK in there. cave with mouth bones.’#having a gen-z dentist is halarious to me#the nurse tech is just as goofy and I love her for that#have you ever had water from the water floss thingy sprayed at you?? no???? well I have! I????#she also counted my teeth on the X-ray and announced to me ‘did you know you have an odd number of teeth? 27?? why do u have 27 teeth weirdo#I’m???#I was originally upset I had to switch dental offices#but now I love it here ngl#bc wtf is this unserious dentist team#/pos
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saw another one on twitter
i can’t not laugh atp like?? they need to be so serious for just one second cuz wtf
#new jersey devils#nj devils#florida panthers#toronto maple leafs#umich hockey#trevor zegras#vancouver canucks#sidenote zegras and marner were on BOTH slides#like i’ll protect her and touch her and i’ll kill you#i’m???
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I CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK FAIR IS MAKING ME CRY AGAIN IN 2024!!
#wtf was that??#thinking aerith loves cloud and he’s just…#nope can’t be mad against cloud#and he just wants to save him#i’m???#a mess rn#don’t touch me!!#ffvii rebirth spoilers#ffvii rebirth
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I am that lark, that standing stone,
standing by my lover’s side
My voice is dying in the wind,
as our story starts to fade
I’ll feel your warmth no more, my love,
I’ll feel your warmth no more
But from our love, a seed has grown,
a seed to save our world
#two standing stones#sophia brown#élie#fjall#i’m???#i’m crying#her voice and this song#bruh i can’t#the witcher: blood origin#i need a hug
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coworker: he got his doctorate in bohemia
me: you mean the czech republic?
coworker: idk somewhere in the middle east
me: 👁️👄👁️
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was anybody going to tell me about this outfit or was I supposed to find it myself while looking up full body sprites for reference
#I’m???#the makeup (?) the crystals on his face??#not to mention dressed in white with that teal accent hello???#the ruffles?!?#his physique–#I forgot who the cards were for this event but I’m pretty sure he isn’t one
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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?
#I AM SICK#THIS IS SO SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED#we won but at what cost#DID HE EVER GET TO TELL JINX HE LOVED HER#i’m so heartbroken#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#timebomb#jinx#jinx arcane#ekko#ekko arcane
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Support group
#came to me in a vision#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#link totk#donkey shrek#shrek#fanart#I’m right about this
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cockblocked 😔
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laughing during sex…… what?
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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