#thats my wife guys :3

[silamander]

𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩...thinking about her again

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[finedinereception]

wishmaster simon is really funny to me because its like the easiest way to make his relationship with betty work but also. you go to get a wish granted and its this nervous little nerdy guy whos nice but a little stuck in his head sometimes and kinda endearing in a pitiful way and he mentions his wife a lot.

and then you meet his wife and shes a 50 foot tall four eyed primordial eldritch chaos entity that reconstructs peoples organs as tetris blocks for fun and mutates entire worlds. and then theyre just in love and kiss and talk about old sitcoms like a middle aged dorky couple.

[a-drama-addict]

this is canon. to me <3

[urpersonalpublicgalaxy]

tails cosplay mask!! uses the therian cat mask base, modified with oven bake clay (sculpey), foam, and felt by me :333

mostly draws from mania tails, hence the black pupils

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????

anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3

[ratatatastic]

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING THAT IS PLAYING IN A SUMMER LEAGUE OUT OF POMPANO

SoFlo Hockey | 8.13.24 (x)

[bubblyernie]

literally every single one of my ocs (who are dudes, or masc-leaning) are the most doofy-aaaa boyfriend ever. like without fail i don't think i can even write a guy who, regardless of composition and personality, will turn into the most stuttering man-loser the second he's confronted with the sheer beauty/levelheadedness/competency of his boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/whatever

[skitskatdacat63]

If anyone(read: nobody) was curious about Ustinya's scale :D

[anxiously-awaiting]

everyone look at my son

[merchantofwhispers]

Smash or pass. For Vas AND Loki. We want the panel's opinion.

"My dick has led me places I wouldn't go with a fuckin' gun, but when it comes to the redhead I'm gon' have ta' pass. Sure she's a charm, but-.. Sirens and sailors ain't gotta' good history. Tha' Loki fellow seems a pretty thing' t'be on top of though."

"Is this-.. A trick question? Vasilija has my heart. That goes without saying. It feels wrong to say I'd consider Loki, but I just can't. He's very handsome, an absolutely lovely individual, but I would choose Vasilija every time."

"Considering Vasilija is the only woman that I've ever been thoroughly terrified of; I'll pass. Loki, however-.. If based only on physical attributes, I wouldn't mind taking him for a ride. However, he does look the sort to start quoting shakespeare mid-fuck and I'm not entirely sure that's what I'm looking for in a partner."

[montcumbry-gaytor]

if anyone's been wondering where I've been? romancing my wife </3

[micahdotgov]

my favourite parts of all the president's men are easily whenever dustin hoffman sits like a slut

[terrorbirb]

Monday my coworker cleared his throat on me when talking to me for 3 minutes, and I immediately put on a mask, disinfected and moved everything I had to the conference room because he obviously had something. I also immediately told my boss who "was wondering if he should send him home". All of that, but apparently that was enough to get me sick.

Here's the thing, and I know this isn't how it works, I got it from a coworker at work and did EVERYTHING in my power to not get it so i could continue work, so I should get my sick days paid even though I don't have any more PTO. I'm still going to work with a mask on in the warehouse because I, specifically, am needed to complete physical inventory which is incredibly important, but I had to go home at 3pm because I was on the verge of fainting. If I cannot complete these last 2 weeks of work, my company will fall apart, which is why I gave a 5 week notice instead of 2 and delayed starting my new job. I know "fuck this company", but I have enough pride to not want things to be worse than they already are because I Built This Place. I want all the systems I designed to work.

Tldr if a coworker got me sick because my boss didn't send him home when he knew he should, and I took measures to limit my exposure right after being exposed, then I should get my sick hours paid.

[arolesbianism]

I was abt to be like hey guys here's the clangen sprites for the main characters of spiraling upwards ^-^ but luckily I caught myself before I accidentally dropped some Massive spoilers by doing so lol. Anyways take Whimsygoose, Pumpkin, and Daisystar instead because they're so cutsies <3

[todayisafridaynight]

NO PROBLEM BROTHER ENJOY THE MOVIE <3 AND YOUR FOOD <3

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING IT THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR FINDIN IT THE WAIT WAS SO WORTH IT (;´༎ຶ▽༎ຶ`) (;´༎ຶ▽༎ຶ`) (;´༎ຶ▽༎ຶ`)