#yes MAAM at her

[bubblyernie]

literally every single one of my ocs (who are dudes, or masc-leaning) are the most doofy-aaaa boyfriend ever. like without fail i don't think i can even write a guy who, regardless of composition and personality, will turn into the most stuttering man-loser the second he's confronted with the sheer beauty/levelheadedness/competency of his boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/whatever

[modkatisbacc]

Saw some folks point out that Lilly was most likely like the youngest in the Alliance, since her dad fought alongside Libby, Ray, and Maya in the War.

Consider, Even if this is more of me throwing a little bit of AU out there: Her father dies when she's twelve, and wanting to keep all the elemental masters together, Wu and Garmadon bring her into the Elemental Alliance, knowing that she already had the powers of Earth.

The other elemental masters freak out because,,, *points* that is a CHILD.

But they also understand that if she was left to her own devices (her mother passed when she was really little) then she could put herself or others in grave danger with her powers.

They absolutely deck little Lilly out in impressive weapons and battle armor.

Now here we go into heavy headcanons/au territory.

With Libby being the second youngest EM in the group, her and Lilly form a close bond.

Like her parents, Ed and Edna, Libby is great at creating things. She LOVES building- mechs, especially. With Libbys help, Lilly's first mech (the one donated to TOS I've decided) was created.

Yes they may have gone all out on safety features on the mech, but would you completely trust a twelve year old with a very large elemental mech?

One day she brings over a boy. Wu and Garmadon are WORRIED because the boy is NOT an elemental master, he doesn't even know anything about fighting. She is sixteen and could punch the head clean off someone's shoulders with her powers...

These two are worried the most because they personally made it their mission to make sure the EMs were ot being hunted or used for their powers. So, bringing in a non EM into the fold was deemed risky.

They of course warm up to Lou, who thinks Lilly is the coolest person in the world and he learns basic self defense from her.

The EM Alliance falls apart when she is only 20 . *I say that bc everyone looks like they may be in their 50's, mid-late 50's after the Merge With Lilly being a decade younger well .. she would've been a decade younger at least :/*

She gets sick after she defeats Grief-Bringer. It wasn't bad at first, she honestly just thought she may have caught a cold. Also yes, in my headcanons and AUs Cole has been born when she goes to Shintaro. I have another post going into an au-headcanon mashup (I say headcanons because it isn't necessarily disproved by canon) that I kinda want to write about some day.

Knowing she was going to get worse, she started working on making sure Cole was prepared to become the next Master of Earth. When she was feeling well enough she would leave the house (unfortunately she also didn't tell Lou where she was going most of the time fidjxjsjshd)

Refused to pass on afterwards and instead keeps an eye on her family. Is the reason SOMEONE survives stuff that he shouldn't have.

Fun Facts about Lilly!!! That are canon in my stories!!!

- She is a realm hopper. Yes this is based on the fact that she apparently spied on Garmadon while he was in the Underworld in that one comic. I haven't read it but you know. I want to do something with that knowledge.

- she isn't in the Departed Realm especially after the Merge. She's trying to keep an eye on Cole while trying to find her husband and her friends. She found Wu first, of course. And with Wu, she found Garmadon. Before the Merge she would switch between watching over Lou and Cole.

- She is the only Previous EM of Ninjago to participate in the TOS, which may or may not be canon. I say this bc of that outfit and you know... The mech....

-Cole is 9, she is 29 when she dies. Also it's freaking sad because ain't no way Ray and Maya knew this until almost a decade later. Wu keeps a close eye on him and Lou afterwards. You know since he was canonically there for his birth hello??? *According to the comic*

- fun fact about me it literally took me 6 hours to write all this in one setting bc I was at work. Lilly did this to me.

Also, if there are any timeline problems that aren't just me pushing it for the AU tell me about it so I can fix it please I don't want it to be too off the course!!!

I think that's it for now,,,

[crimeronan]

Vee gets a "Didn't Punch Hunter in the Face" dolllar jar. They all agree that she would be justified to do so, but this does decrease the number of violent escalations and Masha ends up getting silly little gifts out of it.

this concept is SO funny. GOD. what are the rules for the jar, do we think. is vee getting paid every time hunter says/does something punchable or is she just at a set rate of, like, "you can have a dollar for every 15 minutes you spend in a room with him without killing him. this is not a bribe so much as an apology. SOMEDAY he may be less codependent with your sister but Today Is Not That Day,"

[galaxywarp]

there’s a really specific kind of girl that I like and idk how to describe it besides “the kind of woman who looks like she could be someone’s stepfather.”

Stronger than me. Wears reading glasses. Usually wearing jeans and some sort of button down. Owns at least one bass pro shops snap back and probably has about 3 pictures total on the Facebook they’ve had for over twelve years and one of them is of her alone in a kayak fishing.

Pretty much always a brunette.

[zer0point5ive]

going into a catatonic sort of state over this scene again

[pawbeanies]

pawbeanies life update but recently my coworker (very nice grandma) has been trying to gently suggest i meet up with her nephew for coffee or something and described him as someone who is nice and enjoys going to concerts and "ball games". now as a puppydoggy i enjoy many a Ball Game. however .

[thetoyboxs]

One thing video games taught me is being evil makes you a lil bit ugly

[frostyfloat]

TAPIRS!!! from s4e4 Love and Rocket

[jesuistrestriste]

mmmm tashi fingering me while i fuck art with a strap-on

[mappingthesky]

…can i say something

[jadeoru]

therell be no sl update tomorrow sorry <33

[untilyouremember]

Aoba-kun's Confessions

Available digitally

[bittsandpieces]

Massage kink giving and receiving.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

I loooove receiving massages (thank you chronic pain) and I like giving them as well, though not as much! At my first sex party one of the attendees brought a massage table and oils, and she was one of thee absolute hottest women ive ever met... I ended up getting a massage from five people at once (they all asked for my consent to touch me) while at least 50 other people filtered in and out of the room 😅 it was shockingly erotic and relaxing given the number of people and the fact that I never actually did get touched in an explicitly sexual manner...

[magpiesbones]

ohhhhh this character. she’s so awful. I simply wish to spray her in the face with water every time she says something batfuck insane about gender and/or war

[istherewifiinhell]

oh my god???

[ID: Transformers Victory [89 anime] screenshots. Star Saber, a large autobot in blue red and white, speaks to a nun. 1. The nun is sitting on his open hands, to speak closer to his face. He smiles politely and says "I'm Jan's foster parent, Star Saber."

2. Waist shot, the nun sits at table now, outdoors. She holds spectacles in one hand, and paper in the other. She says "There, I've completed the paperwork." There's a teacup infront of here, and a mountain range scenery behind.

3. Wide shot. The nun, at her table and chair, is on a roof top. She looks across at Star Saber, who's head is level with the building stepel. She says "Oh... I suppose that's not quite possible."

4. Location shot, Star Saber from behind, standing by the building in full. It is 3-4 stories tall. He says "I will send a reduction of my signature later." END

just like. are we all seeing this? yes?? FANTASTIC.

[puppetmastery]

had a dream about a beautiful and demanding trans woman who could turn into a massive black dragon petting my head in her lap and infodumping while I tried not to fall asleep from the comfort of it all. um. um. ��🤲