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crimeronan · 7 months ago

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Vee gets a "Didn't Punch Hunter in the Face" dolllar jar. They all agree that she would be justified to do so, but this does decrease the number of violent escalations and Masha ends up getting silly little gifts out of it.

this concept is SO funny. GOD. what are the rules for the jar, do we think. is vee getting paid every time hunter says/does something punchable or is she just at a set rate of, like, "you can have a dollar for every 15 minutes you spend in a room with him without killing him. this is not a bribe so much as an apology. SOMEDAY he may be less codependent with your sister but Today Is Not That Day,"

#logically camila would be the one funding the jar to keep the peace since hunter obviously does not have human money #though i can imagine her giving him like $10 in singles every month and being like #if you somehow manage to do more than $10 of jar-worthy damage in a month.#Then You And I Are Going To Have A Talk.#and hunter who genuinely is trying harder than he ever has in his LIFE to be accommodating and non-combative #is just like yes maam understood maam that would be completely justified. please don't kill me.#i am reasonably afraid of your wrath but actually respect it a lot. uh. i'm gonna go be somewhere else now #replies #toh #princess luz au #vee noceda #camila noceda #hunter toh

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