#thats my wif

[cowboy-robooty]

sorry i lied. polliet grenade

[canariboo]

hello there i have suddenly decided to reappear and i am posting me WoF pixel bases! theyre f2u and should be ms paint friendly if ur that kind of person. toyhou.se link for anyone who wants to look at all my examples ive done wif my own WoF ocs, although i will post those later maybe (i might just fucking vanish again you never know)

(also feel free to edit the bases for hybrid designs, just give credit. i have examples where i edited my own base for hybrids so yall can see that too)

[kn11ves]

my comic is live right now!

kyle and rex is an absurdist drama set in a stagnant afterlife where everyone lies, cheats, manipulates, and hurts each other in order to gain political power and admiration from the public.

with characters constantly haunted by ghosts of the past, trying to stay on top of the food chain despite constant betrayals and having their secrets held up above their heads, comes back kyle, from his long stay back as a guiding spirit on earth, to take back reigns of the throne in the inbetween. though much like everyone else, hes got a long list of dirty laundry that many are aching to reveal. there are no real friends here.

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[werebutch]

WSBH chara q’s: (you don’t have to answer all the numbers, just whatever you want to 𖢘)

16/35/51 for Scotch

1/6/55 for Atlas

I LOVE YOU

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

okay i truly think scotch argues with seraph in his head all the time. ALL the time. scotch largely ignores them, and vice versa, because he dislikes them and they know it. seraph is very conflict avoidant lol, and as long as hes not a "threat" they dont care to talk to him about their problems. he probably argues with atlas and jacob (his older brother) too, atlas about more stupid small stuff, and jacob about childhood and life stuff :p

im trying to think of more general groups he would argue with but i cant come up with anything BAHAH. hes not exactly conflict avoidant in the annoying libra way that seraph is, he more just ignores conflict for his friends’ (mostly atlas’) sake. idk if that makes sense LOL

35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

hmmm.. smallest? i mean scotch strings eloise along for most of the time pre timeskip. its not a main focus but its definitely important in order to understand scotch as a whole. she and scotch go out for a while, and mid way through that he realizes hes GAY gay. lol. and obviously lying to her about that is pretty questionable after a while. especially since he and atlas have been 👉👌 like the whole time. but she kind of knows. well

something a little bigger would be him encouraging or otherwise turning a blind eye to all the weird stuff atlas is up to. he doesn't know what it's like to be a werewolf, he can't say anything, right? lol.... murder is okay if its a talking dog doing it. scotch enabler supreme. actually when seraph is introduced, he and atlas have a 'joke' (kind of starts being real) about luring seraph somewhere to kill them. obviously doesnt happen and gets abandoned. but i think its important to know about their dynamic LOL

51. What’s a phrase they say a lot?

this guy is kind of goofy. i cant think of phrases rn but he has a specific way of speaking.. you could watch pretty much any old pop punk band interview and kind of get the idea. HAHAH

1. What’s the lie your character says most often?

atlas is a big fan of saying 'its fine' for all situations ever. family in mortal danger? its fine. completely splitting? its fine. arthritis excruciating? its fine. hes one of those people that dont like to deal with the fawning of others unless hes feeling real special. Ends up putting people in more danger a lot of the time. i think eloise is the only fan of communication in this friend group to be honest. i should have made her the main character

he tends to make promises he cant keep as well, but thats more general..

6. What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

i have NO idea. i feel like atlas would be a music snob, so maybe his favorite 'super underground' bands. otherwise he'd probably never recommend raw human meat to another human (no matter how much scotch asks -__-).. (he would chicken out anyway)

55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

um. so atlas hates working out. he especially hates running, you know, the thing that wolves are known for doing a lot of? unfortunately the lycanthropy came with a side effect of pretty bad arthritis, so that doesnt exactly encourage him. he DOES exercise, a lot since hes pretty much required for his ermm "side job", but he hates it 😸 besides the arthritis it’s mostly because I think it’s silly that he hates it. yay

[nomairuins]

anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day

[verdantmeadows]

MY BOYFRIEND??? ON MY DASH??? ORGANICALLY IN AN ASK???? THANKS TO ODDDOGS??

[penisliker-moved]

(id in alt) the pfp i drew :] original sketch under th cut bc i ws rly proud of it Huge smile

(id in alt again)

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

my dad just mentioned that he had some chore that he wants me to do, and laughed a bit as he said it, so I said "if it's worth the laughter, maybe pay me"... I'm legit just using anglo-saxon speech patterns in conversation now. Beowulf (the poem not the dude) is eating my brain

[wosoamazing]

Mummy or Leah

Summary: Based on this request.

Warnings: Mention of death (Rs parents, Cancer) - like in last Paragraph thats it, mention of Arsenal's Injuries last year....

Summary: It's only short, but I hope you like it :) - currently I am working on the McFoord Teen!Reader Fic and the next story in the McFoord Baby Series.

Today you were going to your first England camp since your Mum got an ouchie knee that meant she couldn't play for a long time, Beth and Viv had also hurt their knees, and Laura, something about an ACL. Lia, your Mummy’s friend had moved in to help originally but then she got hurt too. You had only recently been adopted by your Mummy when she got hurt, it scared you, you didn't want her to die too.

“You excited bub?” Your Mum said as she got you out of your car seat, you didn't say anything immediately seeing Lucy.

“Ucy!” you screamed as you ran to her, she scooped you up and threw you into the air.

“I think you’ve got your answer,” Alessia giggled.

“Nice to see you again, little one, where is your Mum?” She asked, picking you up, you pointed to where your Mum was standing with her Arsenal teammates, she started to walk over to them.

“Wessi” you said as you made grabby hands for her.

“That didn't take long,” Lucy said as she handed you over to Alessia.

“Oh Lessi is currently the favourite, isn't she monkey,” Alessia asked you as she tickled you, causing you to giggle.

“Wove Wessi, we go pway? Tooney, Mary?” Alessia looked over to Leah, who nodded.

“Sure monkey, let's go find them, I just need to go take my stuff up to my room,”

“We’ve got it Less, don’t worry,” “Thanks Le.”

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“Weah,” you said as you reached up and tugged on her shorts, she hadn't noticed you walk in with Mary, you and Mary had run away from Alessia, so she was still outside, “What did you just say bub?” “Weah”

“Who’s that?” you pointed to her, “is that my name?” you nodded, she should know this shouldn't she, “but I’m Mummy, I’m your-” 

“Leah,” Alessia said loudly as she walked into the common room.

“Weah” you repeated after Alessia.

“Oh, I see the problem, do you think you need to call me Leah because everyone else does bubs?” you eagerly nodded your head, “oh, well yes, everyone else does call me Leah bubba, but that's only because I’m not their Mummy, you see I’m you Mum. Aren't I?” you eagerly nodded your head, “Well then, you get to call me Mummy.”

“O-tay” you replied before a big yawn escaped your mouth.

“Nap time?” you shook your head, “I think so bubba, why don’t you see if Beth will let you lie with her and you can nap,” you nodded slowly and your Mum put you down and you toddled over to where Beth was laying on a bean bag, she almost seemed sad.

“Bef, I nap wif you?” “Sure monkey,” she picked you up and you curled up on her torso, your head resting on her chest. 

“Wove oo,” you said to her, causing her heart to melt, a few tears started to well in her eyes, she tried to push them down as she drew circles on your back but when you drifted off to sleep and Leah went over to her, they left her eyes. Leah didn't say anything but wrapped her arms around her as best she could without disturbing you. A year ago today was the day a few of the Arsenal girls had met you, they were visiting kids in the hospital and saw you just walking about, as soon as Leah met you and found out your Dad had just died and that you had no one to care for you, as you Mum had died earlier from cancer, she knew she was going to adopt you. Your adoption was made official after you had been living with Leah for just over a month.

April 19 2022 marked the best and worst day of Leah’s life, it was the day you became hers officially but it was also the day her whole world came crashing down.

[11queensupreme11]

Those comments about whether Percy should be the ✨️IT girl✨️ of the universe or the multiverse got to me

I started thinking about how beautiful she is and how she is accidentally causing a war between the gods, then I started thinking a little and remembered another situation where the beauty of a goddess/woman caused a war, That's right, I'm talking about the Trojan War

All that confusion (according to mythology) started because Eris threw an apple on the table and offered it to the most beautiful goddess, which caused a conflict between the goddesses who got up to get the apple (Athena, Hera and Aphrodite), not Would it be funny if we recreated this scene with the big three?

During act 4 the yanderes are watching the PJ world, they are watching the PJ gods interact at a visibly tense dance, it is very obvious that the three brothers are uncomfortable or irritated at having to interact with each other, during a small argument between the three of them the goddess Eris approaches

She praises the three for having such beautiful daughters and says she wants to offer this golden apple to the God who has the eldest daughter, she throws the apple towards the three and they all get up to catch it and that's when a huge fight begins over which semi -goddess is the most beautiful (let's change the age at which Thalia became a hunter and we will also change the age at which Bianca died so that they are both at the height of their teenage beauty to be able to "compete" with Percy)

The three decide to use the opinion of a quarter to decide who is the most beautiful, initially Zeus asks Hera to be the judge but she refuses (she totally does this as revenge because when she asked him to be the judge last time he refused), no goddess wants to judge this case so they choose a mortal woman to decide

PJ Hades knows that Bianca is not the most beautiful but it is a matter of paternal love to defend her honor, PJ Zeus is defending that Thalia is the most beautiful both as a political act and as a matter of narcissism but he knows that she is not is the most beautiful and PJ Poseidon is arguing that Percy is the most beautiful both because he loves her and because he KNOWS he is right (this will be the ONLY time that ror Poseidon agrees with PJ Poseidon)

In a similar way to the original tale, the three gods go to the mortal and each one makes a different proposal about what the woman will gain depending on which girl she chooses, meanwhile the three girls are next to their respective fathers, each wearing a beautiful dress and decorated with beautiful jewelry (Percy's dress has a marine theme and she is decorated with pearls, Bianca's dress has a gothic theme and her jewelry is all black, while Thalia's dress has a sea theme stormy night sky and her jewelry is more varied jewelry)

Percy (despite actually being the prettiest) loses the competition since Zeus's bribe was better, it all ends up in an even bigger mess than at the beginning because now Poseidon and Hades are particularly bitter about how Zeus is boasting about his victory and the enmity between the three increases

Unfortunately they are no longer at the height of Greece so waging a war to demonstrate dissatisfaction with the result of the contest like Hera and Athena did is impossible (ror Poseidon is almost having an aneurysm due to PJ Poseidon not starting a war or a massacre in the name of his daughter's honor)

How do the ror gods react to this? (more specifically the three big)

"Poseidon is arguing that Percy is the most beautiful both because he loves her and because he KNOWS he is right (this will be the ONLY time that ror Poseidon agrees with PJ Poseidon)"

WRONG!

there is nothing pjo!poseidon can do that would even satisfy ror!poseidon by 1%

he calls percy beautiful, and ror!poseidon would be like "THATS IT? only 'beautiful'? what, do you need a thesaurus or something, MY DAUGHTER IS MORE THAN JUST 'BEAUTIFUL', SHE'S--" *rants for the next few hours describing his daughter-wife's beauty*

he'd also judge the dress pjo!poseidon gives her 😭 like "is that the best dress you could give her? how DARE you insult by daughter by giving her such a sub-par dress! you're clearly trying to sabotage her!!! 😡🔱"

and omggggg when percy actually loses, someone would need to hold this man back. he's pissed at EVERYONE (except his daughter-wife ofc 🥺). he'd be pissed that pjo!poseidon doesn't even TRY to fight for his daughter's honor, pissed at pjo!zeus for cheating, and pissed at pjo!hades for thinking his daughter even had a chance (sorry bianca, but he hates you for existing 💔), pissed at the human for taking zeus' bribe, etc...

once hades gets a handle on what pjo!zeus' personality is like, he already knew it would end with thalia/zeus winning because he knows pjo!zeus WOULD cheat, so he's not that surprised. disappointed that he would cheat, but not surprised. he's a little miffed that the girls would be put in such a demeaning and embarrassing position tho, and if he were there, he would like to have a word with eris for causing this mess (again).

he'd definitely prefer it if percy won tho cuz he's in love with her AND knows that she's the prettiest of the bunch. sorry to thalia and bianca, but he doesn't know or care for them 😭

meanwhile zeus is cackling and laughing at his loser brothers 😂 he would definitely try to hide behind adamas when shit gets real, but adamas would happily kick him aside and let him face the consequences 😭

[cowboy-robooty]

got desperate asf for some non-shitty heta fanfiction and said fuck it ill read the gerame fanfic cuz the author did make some good shit before (even tho i know it wont be THAT good since ill need to manually edit in my brain alfred as feliciano instead and make a whole extra unspoken lore to explain why feliciano is so ooc).... BUT LORD. IM CHEWING GLASS. IM CHEWING GLASS SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE GIRL ITALY EXISTS IN THIS FIC AND OH MY GODDDD I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT LUDWIG STAY AWAY FROM THAT MAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT EVIL DEMENTED VILE MAN AAAAHHAUHWUSUDJJS STAY WITH FELICIA PLEASEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! LIKE STRAIGHT UP HE DONT EVEN LIKE ALFRED BRUH AND ALFRED DONT EVEN LIKE HIM. ill admit the set up is good (its like a 1950s au and the reason why i trust this author is a whole nother can of worms that i put in my drafts maybe ill drop it later) BUT I CANT EVEN CARE OR TRY TO CARE ABOUT ALFRED X LUDWIG BC FELICIA IS RIGHT THEREE AND THIS AUTHOR GETS THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER TOO. SHES LITERALLY LIGHT OF HIS LAIF MAKES HIM HAPPY IS SWEET AND NICE TO HIM TUGS HIM DOWN AND RUBS THEIR NOSES TOGETHER LIKE MOTHERFUCKER THATS TRUE. THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE I SAW IT. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING THIS INTO A DAMN LUDWIG X ALFRED FANFIC IM CHEWING GLASSSSSS!!!! BC I KNOW FELICIA X LUDWIG WONT HAPPEN I HATE THIS STUPID BAKA LIFE I HATE IT HERE RAAAGJWJSIIEKDODKDKDKXKDKZKKS RAGE RAGE RAGE

so far its a genuinely good fic tho with some nice character development and being able to take a "real life universe" spin on heta characters which i find can rarely be done well! id rec it to any ameger fanheads out there!

peace and pascal! <- (im sorry im lying. im lying. tw lies. no peace only pascal. sorry i lied on main. its a good fic thats true. but i want the earth to explode. feels like im shoving my dick in an anthill)

[little-pup-pip]

Hewooo!!!!

Could i have aaa masc leaning my neighbour totoro moodboard? Wif a deco paci pleaaaase n lots o soft stuffs if thats okay!! Maybe some stars but oo dont gotta :]c !!!!!!

/nf on alllll of dis!!! Hab a good dayyyy!!!! Yay !!!!!

Definitely!!

[brain-ghost-akechi]

do i want to post my old infodump i said to my irl friends about the issues wif the parents of the main cast of saiki k?

edit: yeah i do copy paste-- some may be terribly written and slash or not to accur8 due to this being like last month i dont really like it much because i feel like im missing alot but yeag

toritsuka- raised by monks in a temple, his dad most likely kicked him out of their home and he lives in some other dudes temple how did his parents let him get that bad around women oh my god

Teruhashi- parents are probbles fine, but are most likely a bit neglectful, as st8d by saiki when he met makoto- "how did their parents let it get this bad" seriously how did they not notice how weird he acts toward kokomi espesh that one scene on tv where he just kept ranting about her

Nendou- dead dad, mother cares for him atleast but is hardly there due to the amount of work shes doing to support the family

Kaido- dad is hardly mentioned, his mom is like me when it comes to grades but worse (i consider a 94 not doing good which is a horrible mindset of which i am trying to fix)

Akechi- divorce

Aren- his parents raised him in a horrible setting for a child to be raised in and and are most likely hardly at the house ("oh yeah thats how i learned how to cook too!" -him when responding to nendo saying he has to cook for himself since his moms always working and barely there) luckily his father is seemingly getting better though his mother still isnt seen much

Aiura- no seriously how are her parents fine with her working at a fortune teller stand that is sexual in present8ion (thank god it isnt actually sexual) and move schools just cuz she saw in a fortune that her soulm8 is there

mera- poor af her dad was being chased by loan sharks and escaped to puerto rico atleast he didnt want to put his family in danger so thats nice

saiko- his dad had raised his son on the saying that money could buy anything this man shaped his son to buy friends and never have an actual life to which he can support himself

saiki- dad is also very pathetic and exploits his children alot im sorry but kurumi why are you still with him WHY DID HE DO THAT??????

[ask-the-esmp-emperors]

KATHERINE! How did you feel when you found out Shrub got kidnapped by Xornoth. Were you scared for your wif-? *gunshots*

(I ship them SOOO BAD CNGDNGEJTENFETJSFHSNTSUTMWJT)

THEMM <33333

Katherine: Well, um- uh! Joey: Oh my god, you're blushing! She's blushing! Shrub: I don't think she- Katherine: It was really scary, honestly.. I didn't want anything bad to happen to her. [radio silence for 30 seconds, and then an explosion of squeals and 'THATS SO CUTE'] [click]

[74204-133]

A Normal day ad the beach wif Hunter and denki Hunter Sude Bring the food and denki the fun stuff. But denki didnt brouth anyfing Hunter Said to denki" hey why you Not Bring the stuff thats Not cool man" denki turnd angy and ignord him Hunter than Said "Well Just because your thicc and cute you cant do anyfing so as punishmend i eat all good" Hunter swollowed all stuff down all the food His Belly Not füll of the food waht Made it Look big as a Car "wow i git that all down" hunter layed on His Belly than and Said "Look denki that food cude been inside you but No" hinter than stood Up and slamped His big Belly on denki and Said "now Fell that food inside me already digesting that food cude been your but you didnt Broth the towl and stuff so See" Hunter digested that food fastly wif Petting His Belly and pressing it in denki after some hourses it was digested His Belly big as a ball and His Ass bigger than His haed "Look denki we're my food has gone you cude have been that thicc but No you didnt want to" He slamped His big Butt in denkis face buut. Denki staedet eletricating Hunter who than Fell Out of contens.

After He woke Up Hunter saw He was trapped inside His Tape denki came to him and Said "Well Look whos awake the bussty and the best huh" Hunter Said "why you do that waht you Gona do now" denki lauthed and Said "Well your agrogans Put you Here and because your so thicc and yummy why sundt i eat you now you have all food inside you soo." Hunter stards being scard and Said "but denki of you don't eat me you can have me tonight wif my big Ass how that Sound" denki Just Said "Well im a bottom so No" than denki grapped Hunter and Put His hade in His mouth slowly swollowing him down down He grapped His Ass and pushes him down hunter wifgelt but cunt hove because of the Tape. After a wail Hunter big Ass was in denkis mouth so the biggest Problem Here but denki lerned from vore Videos and opens His mouth Further the young man stard gulping Hunters down wland wif one big gulp He went down.

Hunter wifgelt traying to escape but nothing worked denki Said "comobe bigboy we're you agrogans now huh" but Hunter Said "my plan worked all the planing of you watching vore Videos and bringing that much good wif me and you dont bringing the stuff wif you it worked" denki was shocked " wait you plan was that i eat you?!!!?" Hunter Said "yas i wantet to be Inside you now that im inside you im Happy and now pleased digest me i want to be your Ass and Belly fat please" denki didnt Fink and smirked and Hit His Belly realy hard than He layed on it and moved down and Up wail Petting it after some time His Belly shrinckedand His Ass growed.

He Just Said that "i actully knew about His plan and i Kinda liked him huh Well than now He cant leave me anymore" and than He left the beach. The end (Art editet by me original Art idk)

[therealmsdelulu]

jonah and reader, gushing over their baby who’s started to crawl and has tiny chubby legs. babbles all the time and laughs and smiles.

getting the child a baby piano and the infant hitting the keys, and her parents are like. “Lil’ Elton John!”

the child is adorable and even climbs into Jonah’s face while in their diapers and farts. causing the poor man to gag as he got a whole wif of baby poop coming from the diaper 😂

And he’s like yep this is my child

A/N: (not so) Fun fact I actually had to rewrite this because I somehow managed to accidently delete it. (I almost cried lol)

You and Jonah were currently sitting on the living room floor playing a harmless game to see who Melody would crawl to first.

“Come to Mama,” you cooed and opened your arms in an attempt to encourage the baby to come towards you.

“Come to Dada,” Jonah said and Melody’s attention was quickly caught by her father and she began to crawl in his direction.

“Such a traitor,” you gasped as Melody sat in Jonah’s lap.

“Told you I was her favorite,” he teased and you rolled your eyes at him before returning your attention to your daughter.

“That’s not true right Melody,” you asked and she babbled something inaudible in response. “See it’s not true,” you argued.

“That’s not what she said,” Jonah chuckled.

“Yeah it is,” you claimed.

“How do you know that?” he questioned.

“Super secret mommy powers,” you said before gently booping Melody on her nose causing her to giggle. You watched as the baby crawled off of Jonah’s lap and towards the toy piano the two of you bought her.

You and Jonah laughed as Melody smashed a bunch of keys creating a questionable tune but every great musician had to start somewhere.

“She’s like our little Elton John,” Jonah chuckled and you nodded in agreement. Melody quickly lost interest in the piano and tossed it aside before crawling back over to Jonah. You watched in amusement as she began to crawl up him like he was a tree.

Jonah laughed as well but suddenly stopped when you heard him gag. You were confused at first but the smell of baby poop suddenly filled your nose.

“Eww,” you said before plugging your nose. Jonah gently set Melody down and that’s when you made your escape.

“Where are you going?” he asked looking at you in surprise.

“As far away from this smell as possible,” you replied before walking further away. You came back with a fresh diaper and some baby wipes. “Just like her father,” you teased and Jonah shoved you playfully.

“Thats definetly my child,” he chuckled.

“Well I guess that means you have no problem changing her diaper,” you suggested before quickly leaving the room.

“I don’t know how,” he called out after you.

“You’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out,” you claimed and Jonah sighed in defeat.