#thats my dad

[freyashiftz]

I've never doubted shifting because my dad was a shifter for years.

He told me stories from his one reality all the time, about how he was a warrior that could transform into a giant black cat, called iekkrans.

About all the other clans of wolves and bears and lions, how he made me a princess that knew how to fight any man that tried anything with me. How the warriors fight with music and create it with the clash of their weapons.

He told me about a crazed princess from another kingdom that was so unstable you could probably find her running down a road naked and not be surprised.

He told me how when you married someone in this reality you formed a spiritual bond so strong that if you broke it, it could kill you, and that HE had his bond broken and barely survived it.

He told me about how in courting culture, the only way to win a mate was to prove to the father you loved them. And the magic knew if you were lying. He told me then about 2 brothers that fought for my heart, and how the older one won.

He told me about eternal cities that were created from exoloding worlds, how those cities were permanent and euphoric, and how if you dare entered one you'd never be able to leave again.

He's told me so many stories about the warriors of the universe and how they become stone cold and trained to kill EVERYTHING they're commanded to kill.

My dad is a fucking bad ass, and I'll never doubt reality shifting because of him.

[liberalsarecool]

Dismantle the patriarchy.

[justtheclippy]

opinion on potato chip (singular)

very important if you dont answer this im going to make kinger spontaneously combust

Uh um I uh potato chip...good???

Please don't combust my dad!

[sqtorux]

uhm rereading jjk rn and why... does... yaga's death... hurt me... morethannanami's COUGH COUGH

[ask-the-face-man]

Your dad is so fine can i get his number.....................

[ohtendril]

[lover-of-mine]

Me trying to convince people my absolute bonkers theory has any legs to stand on:

[monsoon-of-art]

my dad plays Pokemon GO mostly to send me gifts and whatnot, but I diligently taught him how to put his pokemon in gyms so he can earn pokecoins

and the first thing he did was buy the Ball Guy outfit

[gecklund]

This bitch is going to the Jumbo retirement game!!!!

[sirmidezz]

Rambo headcanons

But it's just me projecting

-Knows cool tricks and loves to show them off.

-this man is only good for looks, other then that he has zero rizz.

-loves chocolate. Hates white chocolate.

-arguably doesn't drink. Occasionally he will go out with a trusted person and drink at least a beer and a half but other then that don't expect him to ask for some fancy stuff.

-knows how to waltz beautifully. (Careful when dancing with him you might fall in love 😍)

-will list in alphabetical order all the reasons not to date him.

-has so much love in his heart that is blocked by so much mental clatter it hurts. (Same)

-loves having his hair played with.

-his hands are very rough but are the most gentle part of him.

-if you were to trace his scars you would be tracing them for hours.

-would probably be responsible enough as to not let anyone below the age of 18 cuss, but would probably gift a teenager a big hunting knife.

-he would let me paint his nails. (Yes he would now shut up)

[spocks-husband]

I just wanna say that Benjamin Sisko's laugh is the cutest thing in the world and I love him sm.

[cephalopodsquad]

JOHN 😭😭😭😭😭

[cawnecny]

1000 career points for Claude Giroux!!

source

[wackulart]

Don't worry. I know you won't disappoint. Even if I was, though.. no need to make a fuss about it! Have fun and good luck.

Knock that certain someone dead (not literally).

AUUUUUUUUUUGH?!?!?!

I WILL CALEB!! I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!!!

[egyptianking]

Jurgen's birthday being on father's day...fitting 🫶

[ghostmotifs]

i cant state anything constructive about pjotv yet. i was too busy feeling like a 9 year old who had an intense maladaptive daydream about being a demigod