#thats barbaric!!

[measureyourlifeincake]

interview with the vampire is wild because it'll have you looking at the protag's two main love interests like "this one is an absolute piece of shit motherfucker and i want him decapitated and set aflame but this one is my beautiful babygirl who can do wrong" and they're both objectively terrible and abusive

[vnknowcrow]

You don't actually notice how proper danse talks until you have the dialogue written out in front of you

[on-friday-afternoon]

weird teens ♥️ ♠️ ♦️♣️

[matoitech]

werewolf vander is so fucking uglyyyyyy please be healed into a less awful looking beast man

[thornescalling]

It's probably gonna be a bit weird playing a non-dalish veil jumper elf but. Man idk something about Learning. Choosing to learn. But not being perfect - slipping on the basics. It appeals to me.

[cutemeat]

charmacden actually

[haven-gum-rockrose]

going through it lately. and by it? i mean absolutely nothing actually.

[psychiatricwarfare]

may the staff here at tumblr never forget that as rome fell, those in power screamed and cried and wrote in as many documents as they could what vile and insane beasts they were dealing with, how they would stop at nothing to tear them apart due to how cruel they claimed the enemies of rome to be. there they sat on their thrones of (metaphorical) blood and sinew, built from the suffering and pain of others

may the users remember that we have the opportunity to beat those in power at their own game and make sure it is KNOWN that if this site falls, it is not due to the evil, scary transwomen (who are Actually the ones keeping this site alive btw) but because of the cruelty of those in power not caring about the bloodied cries for help in the streets more than to beat them down enough that their screams cant be heard anymore

[leefi]

guess who needs WIRE BRACES and also SCREWS DRILLED INTO HIS UPPER PALETTE

[mifunebooty]

How come mega fucking legend Wuthering Heights has a 3 star something rating on goodreads but this Violeta book i got from the library has a 4 star rating?

[theafrochick]

→I'm going to go to bed early

→Matches tries to drink my tea so I put the mug on my bed to get out from under the blankets

→Matches immediately vaults over the headboard and jumps on my bed to knock it over

→Bed is now wet

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Y'know. I knew. I had the thought as I was doing it. I knew he was gonna spill the fucking thing so I guess I'm sleeping on the floor cus I'm not putting new sheets in just for them to get wet my God. 😭

There's not enough room for my nest on the floor :(((((

This is the trenches. I would bet money this fucking cat is gonna sleep on the empty bed.

I also didn't get aglea. 60 pulls :) I bet I lose the 50/50 too.

[droodlebug]

taash is cool but im getting a weird feeling about her im struggling to articulate

[themovementgeneration]

dem sundaeys hit different in the nighttime, but I aint got time right now to go out. Haircuts on me

Lets PLAY BALL.

Ba BA Bout Bout BOUT. Cave of Wonders is crazy my nigga

The purple G Shock was ahead of its time im telling you...

The Silk Road aka Ol'Town Road was Crazy back in the day, now everybody want to eat a big mac eith no middle bun and extra big mac sauce. these are 2 completely different farms my gus fringe

Im getting that Pinkeye again...bark

[silhouettecrow]

365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 250

Adjective: Barbarous

Noun: Lie

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Barbarous: savagely cruel, or exceedingly brutal; primitive and uncivilized; (of language) coarse and unrefined

Lie: the way, direction, or position in which something lies; (golf) the position in which a golf ball comes to rest, especially as regards the ease of the next shot; the lair or place of cover of an animal; an intentionally false statement; used with reference to a situation involving deception or founded on a mistaken impression

[betterknownas-immortalhd]

the tp at the gym is rlly bad 1 ply and also has the worst dispenser in the world u can only pull max 3 sheets at a time before it gets stuck and tears so obvs i dont wanna shit at the gym but each fucking time ive gone to the gym i tried 2 shit before going and couñdnt and subsequently ended up shitting at the gym bathroom. Im about 20min away from going to the gym and i can tell im gonna have to shit at the gym again >:(

[milksnake-tea]

❀ ˎˊ- prompt: how they are in a vampire au ❀ ˎˊ- characters: blade, dan heng, dan feng, march 7th, himeko, jingliu, jing yuan, kafka, luocha, sampo, caelus, stelle, yaoshi ❀ ˎˊ- warnings: lots of mentions of blood and wounds, the typical vampire stuff, talks about scents, usage of the word "feeding", intended lowercase, mentions of alcohol in kafka's part, caelus/stelle may be ooc :| ❀ ˎˊ- a/n: NEVER REALLY ANNOUNCED IT BUT YAHOO HERE U GO !!! THE WINNER OF THE POLL WAS VAMPIRES, SO LETS GO ITS BITING TIME HEHE <3 different format bc damn thats a lot of characters i dont have banners for... also first time writing them women so scratches head sorry if it's ooc teehee i tried

vampire!blade, whose bloodlust runs deeper than most. his desires drive him to the brink of insanity at the slightest whiff of blood, the former human despising the animalistic tendencies that now governed his existence. with his enemies, he is content to lick their blood from his face, finding no remorse in the blood of the dead. but when he dares to drink from you, he is gentle - cautious. always his eyes are watching your own, especially before he sinks his teeth into the crook of your neck. for blade is prone to losing himself in the taste of you, and he fears he may go too far.

vampire!dan heng, who despises his species more than any hunter out there. he longs for the normality and companionship of humanity, and often hides his vampiric traits in public as to masquerade as a human. the only time he'll satiate his desire for blood is when he's on death's door; and even then he'll only settle for blood bags at the dead of night, away from any of the eyes of his fellow trailblazers. when the time comes and you offer your blood to him, dan heng is reluctant, hesitant. never in his life has he fed on another, and you can feel his inexperience in how he cautiously sinks his fangs into your skin - opting to kiss your wrist rather than your neck, just in case he lost control.

vampire!dan feng, who will outright refuse blood that he deems to be unsatisfactory to his palate. even if his dietary needs are considered monstrous by other species, that doesn't mean that he himself needs to be barbaric. dan feng treats blood as he would wine - like a delicacy, only to be partaken on occasion. but all of that is thrown out the window once he tastes you for the first time. when dan feng drinks your blood, he does it with the tenderness of a lover. always, he keeps you against a comfortable surface such as a bed or a sofa as his lips latch onto your neck, taking his time as he savors you like a fine dish.

vampire!march 7th, who never really questioned why she needed to drink blood to survive, and always deemed it as normal. although, she doesn't really consider it cute, claiming that it "ruins her cute-girl aesthetic". as such, she won't talk about it unless you start the conversation first, preferring to disguise her blood intake in the juice boxes she keeps around. even when she does drink from you, it's in small sips, a mere nip before she's off to doing something more fun. don't take it personally, march just isn't fond of drinking from another person. she appreciates you offering, though!

vampire!himeko, whose taste is questionable, even for a vampire. for a second, you thought that her horrendous taste in coffee came from her background, but no, it's just himeko being himeko. unlike her other companions, himeko isn't ashamed of her needs. if she needs blood, she beckons you from across the parlor car, taking your arm in her hand as she gently bites your wrist. there's something playful in the way she drinks - she's gentle, yet doesn't treat you as though you're made of glass, a soft giggle leaving her lips as she licks the wound on your wrist.

vampire!jingliu, who makes sure you understand just what you're getting into when you offer your blood. it's hard enough to keep both her mara and her bloodlust at bay around you, and even harder to control herself when you're so willing to help her. time and time again she warns you, saying that she may not be able to control herself once she gets a taste. but if you're strong and brave enough to feed her despite the dangers, then brace yourself, for jingliu won't stop until she's fully satiated.

vampire!jing yuan, who loves to nip at your fingers playfully, flashing his fangs whenever he can. honestly, jing yuan's the type of person to forget he's a vampire until the time comes and he needs to feed - and even then, it's more of an inconvenience to him than anything else. but that won't stop him from messing with you, after all, he loves the disgruntled face you make whenever he pretends to snap at you. however, when jing yuan does drink from you, he prefers to take it from the back, hugging you from behind as he languidly drinks from your shoulder - making sure the process is as painless as possible.

vampire!kafka, who teases you when you first find out of her species. are you afraid of her now? how cute, but really, there's no need to be afraid. she wouldn't hurt you, not intentionally, at least. kafka can't help but laugh as you playfully hit her for her words. can you blame her, though, when your reactions are just that endearing? kafka isn't one to take blood directly from the source, instead, she prefers to drink it in a wine glass, mixed with some sort of alcohol to really amp up the effects. having both wine and blood in one drink can be quite intoxicating to a vampire, but kafka wouldn't be kafka if she were afraid of the after effects.

vampire!luocha, who becomes addicted to your blood the second he tastes it. over his lifetime, luocha has tasted the blood of many, each with their own flavors - ranging from savory to sweet to downright disgusting. but with you, the drinking of blood is less so a matter of feeding, but rather an intimate act between lovers. he is tender as his lips latch onto your neck, his arms wrapped around you and hands massaging you to ease you through the process. and through it all, his eyes forever hold your gaze as he tastes heaven once again.

vampire!caelus, whose inexperience often makes him dangerous. caelus doesn't know how to deal with his urges, nor does he understand why a hunger builds up within him whenever he sees an exposed patch of your skin. he's a sweet guy, no doubt about it, it's just that he doesn't know how to stop. it's up to you to guide him and tell him when to stop, for caelus is young, and doesn't understand the durability of the human body compared to a vampire. but he's willing to learn, even if it means driving off his own needs in favor of yours. the last thing he wants to do is to hurt you, after all.

vampire!stelle, who nuzzles up to you whenever she feels the slightest thirst for blood. like caelus, stelle has no idea what she's feeling nor how to deal with it. when she starts getting hungry, she becomes clingy - she starts hanging around you more, often staring at you and leaving you to wonder just what it is she wants. it's only when she starts tugging at your sleeve that you realize that she's hungry. when stelle drinks, it's... well, it's not as unhinged as caelus, but she still lacks the control as he does, and you have to tap her head to snap her out of it. but when she's done drinking, you can't help but coo at her adorable face, like a kitten full of soup.

vampire!yaoshi, who prefers to give their blood rather than drink it. they would hate to put anyone in danger, after all. but alas, their instincts won't disappear, even after their ascension to aeonhood. ironic, isn't it? the giver and sustainer of eternal life is also the same one who drains that life. when they feed from you, they prefer to have you in their arms as they do, your back pressed against their chest as they drink. they whisper sweet nothings each time they rise from your skin, their tongue licking at your wound to soothe you. but it never hurts when it's with yaoshi - perhaps it's the dew from yaoshi's trees that numbs you, or the poison in their tail. if anything, you feel as though you are in a hazy dream, not yet asleep, yet not quite awake either.