#thats a bad telltale. bad telltale.

[konjkitkatty]

Heya, saw your recent thoughts on S&M: Devil’s Playhouse- curious if you have any other critiques or maybe some praises. I didn’t yet get to play this re-release but am happy to listen to what others might think. Also my personal favourite of the games would be Hit the Road- which one is your favourite and why if you don’t mind asking?

oh user msl-229 you have unleashed a floodgate, get ready to read.

I have very few praises for devil’s playhouse because i kid you the fuck not the entire game is the just the writers treating sam like garbage. to quote an ACTUAL LINE from the game that I heard with my own two FUCKING ears, sam is “made to be ordered around” and “useless”. and do u. do u wanna know who called him useless? Max called him useless. Max. not as part of a gag or “oh it sounds better with context” no it was an insult because max is this game’s special good boy who can do no wrong and needs to put sam in his place. and people who played this fucking game cane out of it thinking it was good because it “challenged the dynamic” NO. IT RUINED THE DYNAMIC. ITS JUST A “MAX IS A SUPER SPECIAL GOOD BOY WHO FUCKS CRAZY, GUYS LOOK AT MAX HE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS!!! Sam? Oh we don’t really care about sam lmao” and ok listen sam isn’t even my favorite character. I like him a lot- hell, I AM NOT ABOVE JOKES AT SAMS EXPENSE but i like max (and also poking fun at max) just as much!!! just like my other s&m buddies tho i feel i have to defend him extra because of how BADLY this game treats him. he is constantly called fat, treated like he’s an idiotic child (both of these so much so that i’ve made it a goal to draw a little sam for every “sam is fat/stupid” joke there is about them), he’s pretty out of character in some scenes (like one where he doesn’t wanna resort to violence despite having literally no reason NOT to, and if u know sam u know he’s not above that) OH it peeves me off oh it peeves me off so much. It’s also just not really that funny, there’s some really strange scenes involving kids at some point (episode 2 i think), don’t even get me started on the pseudo-incest plotline where apparently sam and max’s great-grandparents are implied to be shacking up which. um!!! not gonna go any further into THAT. i’m being vague but man is it STRANGE!!!

One thing I will say however is that I do really like Noir Sam, which was in episode 3. With little spoilers (though why would u care u wouldnt wanna play this dumpsterfuck of a game anyways) episode 3 starts with the duo being separated and Sam goes nuts trying to find Max, leading him to become this rugged, more violent detective-esque type of character. which I think actually very nicely portrays just how much the duo need each other to function. Sam is more competent but clearly unhappy. It gave me “Adventures of Sam & Max episode 9” vibes where Max was on his own and had a similar (butnotreally) vibe of needing Sam or else the world was just. worse. cuz that’s what u do with duos like sam and max, u separate them to show the viewer just how good they are together so they root for the duo’s reunion more

My praises end there because we are only with Noir Sam for a maximum of like 30 minutes and then the rest of the episode becomes another circle-jerk in max’s name. per usual.

In my opinion? Skip it. Just read a summary of the sam-shit story if you’re curious and play a better game. Literally ANY other sam & max game would be better.

[dirt-str1der]

What ive learned about the yakuza community is that you guys are way too hung up over that scene in y4 where he pinned haruka to the ground then started panting really heavily , that didnt happen for me , that scene wasnt real to me i forgot about it.

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

I hope your day/night gets better 💜 sending positivity your way💜💜

(You don’t have to answer)

jfkfjfje YOU’RE AN ANGEL OK PLEASE NEVER FORGET THAT 😭✨💫👍💖🫂🩵

thank you so much for this message ❤️ i’ll get there in the end (i hope) this ask means a lot <3 sending positivity on your way too!!

[gravityqueen]

i thought people didn't like this, and made fun of it. does the bio/ware fandom/tumblr really like this stuff..?

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Why do people like to make plans when I’m busy with things that I can leave till later, but if I do then I’ll never get round to it again?

I just set up my VR to play TWD:Saints and Sinners - which yes, I can do later - and I’ve just been invited out. Sir I can’t do both and I really want to get into my Rick Grimes persona.

[shatteredfears-arch]

things abt harvey bc jessies starter reminded me and ima be at work all day so even tho i have the reply written i cant format or add an icon until tuesday;;; (CWs for the obvious if you know any of his various versions: parent death, abuse, forced institutionalization of the mother, manipulation, etc)

His coin is an american half dollar, misprinted so both halves have a face, and he’a had it since he was a kid. It’s sort of become his stabilizer, in any event you can catch his hand in his pocket fidgeting with it, and when he’s speaking for political events you can see him rubbing it between his right thumb and forefinger.

He’s left handed, but due to his interest in dualism, did learn to be ambidextrous while ‘testing the differences’.

His mother is guatamalan and cuban. Her grandparents immigrated.

In the comics, he has a brother named Murray. But as he’s too young to be the series Murray’s brother, i altered it a bit.

Thus, his birth father is M/urray F/ranklin, whom he knew. They were never married, and Harvey inherited his mother’s name: Dent.

Murray kept Harvey a secret, and would claim his mother was just ‘a helping hand’ or ‘old friend’. When she started talking, he belittled her mental state to get her institutionalized. Something he clearly intended to do with Harvey as well, using his declining mental health as an excuse— Harvey’s intense desire for justice stems entirely from the treatment he received from his father, and the mistreatment given to his mother. The way law enforcement agreed to help Murray just due to his fame (and, lbr, the fact he’s white) led to Harvey’s intense distrust of police as well, and his desire to ‘clean house’ on them when he was older. His political desires stem entirely from being mistreated his entire life, and wanting better for others.

He was at the studio when Murray died, and he smiled when he saw it. He’d tell the police he didn’t see anything.

When he was 17, he filed and became fully emancipated.

He got various odd jobs here and there so he could afford law school, and never inherited anything from his father. He has, however, kept every piece of documentation he had to prove Murray was his father, and what he did to him. Fully intent to one day destroy his already tattered image once Harvey made his own. He does not believe the dead should continue to be glorified if they did something wrong.

he became a lawyer at the age of 26, and became district attorney at 30. he’s currently almost 32. and he is older than bruce.

His survival skills taught him how to be manipulative. While part of him does consider Bruce a friend, he’s mostly friends with Bruce for Bruce’s money, and the knowledge of what that money can do for a campaign. plus the fact bruce also seems to distrust most of gcpd.

he’s mentioned before that the same day the waynes were murdered, so was his father, and he hasn’t been allowed to see his mother in years. it’s part of how he got bruce to be his friend.

he has an ex wife, and a daughter. his disappointment that they only had one child and not twins led to a level of resentment which is what broke apart their marriage (and.. the fact they got married and had a child at 18 years of age) and he ignored Duella most of her early life. When he finally went to therapy (outside gotham, he travels to metropolis) and started medications, he found it easier to show her love and affection.. but by then it was a bit too late.

Present day, Duella is 13, and Harvey and her mother share 50/50 custody. in both houses, Duella has an ‘alter’ to ‘criminals’ she idolizes. He did not mind when she had the ‘alter’ to J/oker. He does mind now that she has one for R/iddler.

His medication is kept under lock and key now due to Duella, during the R/iddler streams, flushing all his medication down the toilet and trying to take and destroy his precious coin. Causing the back to be completely defaced. His ex refused to also sign off on therapy, since she’d need to keep up the visits to metropolis when duella was with him, so he sent duella back to her mother during the rest of the r/iddler streams. he does not take her to events. He will occasionally mention her, however, and does not try to keep her a secret. He does tell people she’s troubled, though, and has used asking for advice as a front for empathy towards him and his career.

[princessbrunette]

jj eating out reader while john b is talking her through it and stroking her hair :(( -🪞

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you feel hot all over, like there’s a million hands on you when really there’s four, and a tongue — a smooth and skilful tongue that belonged to none other than jj maybank.

he circles the wet muscle around your clit before sucking on it, three fingers plunged into your hole this time making you cry and squirm around the stretch. it felt so good you would have full on hyperventilated if it wasn’t for john b’s warm body pressed against you, thumb stroking your cheek as he talks you through it. come to think of it, you’re not sure if that simply just made things worse.

“damn she’s messy.” jj comes up for a millisecond to breathe, choosing to comment to no one in particular about just how turned on you were. you whine in embarrassment, though the blonde had no intentions of making it sound like a bad thing in the slightest. to make matters worse, john b chimes in.

“you hear that, pretty girl? you must really need it today, like really really need it.” his warm, deep voice carries a tinge of rare cockiness which only serves to make your clit throb harder against jj’s tongue, a tear wobbling at the precipice of your eye.

“i do.” you try to say, and it comes out a mere whisper — as if you were having all the air punched out of you, making you hollow.

“thats nice. i like it when you let us take care of you, you get so cute when you’re about to cum.” you wonder how john b knows, but maybe the telltale sign was the way you were gasping for air, jj wrestling your thighs to hold them open as he pushes himself further up the bed determinedly, his tongue speeding up.

“oh— oh god!” you sob, hands clutching the brunettes tanned arm, digging in your nails to leave half moon shape indents that he’ll never complain about.

“nope, not god. juuust jj.” john b smirks, clearly enjoying his own commentary — especially as you’re briefly aware of his own hard on pressed against your side. “and me, of course. i’ll get my turn once you have your fun, puppy.”

and like clockwork — the puppy nickname takes the reign each and everytime, making you explode against the blonde half of your boyfriends mouth, whining and whimpering your heart out.

“thaaats right. let it out bubba.” john b cooes, and it seems jj assumes the command is also directed at him as he lets out groans of his own, grinding his cock against the mattress.

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[bonezonejpg]

୨୧ : INTRODUCING MY INK VARIANT INX

Based off of my personal experiences. A year ago I was in a pretty bad headspace and had created him to help cope with my situation. Came upon him again and decided to make a ref+ revamp !! Anyways !! Some info about him <3 Inx deals with Chronic anxiety and Derealization. Despite the fact that knows the world around him is real, he struggles to fight with those irrational thoughts that its in fact not real. He feels like he's in a dream while existing which causes him to panic, and will get intrusive thoughts about him or others around him not being real. These intrusive thoughts can trigger panic attacks which happen to him frequently. Instead of using close range attacks, he specifically sticks with using long range attack as much as possible. Getting close to his targets causes him to panic, and most of the time he's not in a calm enough headspace to react on time and make strategic battle decisions. He tries his best to support Dream and Blue from the sidelines. He shrunk from stress.. LOL Dream is one of his comfort people. The two of them now live together and he spends most if not all of his time with Dream. When not around the other he can panic or go into spirals which take a very severe toll on his mental health. Because of this Dream makes sure to stay close to him and tries his best to accommodate him. He does have medication he uses sometimes, but he only uses it when having severe panic attacks. The viles are extremely hard to continuously manufacture so he has instead developed coping skills to deal with his issues best he can instead of taking his "medication" 24/7. The viles basically help him calm down and sort of reset his magic nervous system or whatever it would be so his panicking starts to cease. It doesn't last forever, but its a really good feeling when he takes it and it reminds him of how he used to be before dealing with all of this. These issues completely popped out of nowhere and the root cause is unknown by him and others around him. He had a thought that the world "wasn't real" and then got triggered into his first panic attack which then spread out into the issues he now has. [Literally exactly what happened to me except I'm okay now! Well sort of, not the same but def a LOT better :3] His eye will flash a bunch of different colors when he's about to have a panic attack or having one. This is a telltale sign that his stress has pretty much reached his limit and he's at his breaking point. He will leak and spill Ink from his mouth when trying to express the thoughts going on in his mind or his emotions. This is because his anxiety causes him to assume others will think he is annoying or attention seeking so he literally becomes choked up on his own words. Inx deals with constant paranoia that no one likes him and everyone finds him to be a burden. Despite others and himself trying to reassure himself, the sinking feeling that no one truly loves him also resides deep inside his bones. He doesn't get a lot of his sleep because of his derealization and anxiety. Constantly being in a state of panic makes it quite hard for him to rest because his body can't calm down enough to actually relax so he can fall asleep. He usually can only rest when with another person with some TV playing, or when he is so exhausted he literally cannot stay awake anymore.

Inx still enjoys to draw and visit AUs, it just has become quite difficult now because of the amount of stress he deals with. Obviously this has caused him to become pretty depressed so he has a really hard time picking up his hobbies, but he still attempts to use them as coping mechanisms even if he can't really make anything detailed anymore. Inx will constantly think about how he used to be before all of this and will wish that he could go back in time and just be normal again because he's so exhausted from everything.

Alrighty... For now thats all I can really think about!! I probably will look back at this and be like "awh dang why didn't I add this.." So expect me to most likely edit this little post at some point !! Also, all of these facts are 100% based off of experiences that I have went through. If you have any questions then feel free to send me an ask and I'll totally answer !! Plus some old art from when I first made him in 2023 when I was having that EP

Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy reading all this despite it being super long... heh.. I'LL SEE U LATUR !!

[auxiliuno]

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HIII I HOPE YOUR WELL!! I was wondering if you could do a Dom!Konig and Sub!reader? Where he just kinda man handles you after a long mission, maybe a bit of bondage, overstimulation, and breeding kink with praise🤭🤭, THANK YOU SM LOVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dom!König x sub!reader

NSFW 18+

Bondage, overstimulation, man handling, breeding, praise, size kink, p in v penetration, full nelson, mentions of pregnancy

Minors DNI

It had been a few months since you last seen König; apparently this mission he was on was a very important one and his superiors were drilling him about how he couldn't mess up blah blah blah....thats what he had told you before he left. Now it's been 3 months, and you received message from him that he'd be back today! You were so excited, you started preparing an exquisite dinner and cleaned up your shared home so it would be perfect when he came back.

Your heart pounded in anticipation at the telltale sign of your husband at the front door; the familiar twist and turn of the doorknob. After a few minutes of waiting, your long anticipated arrival of your husband came through the door. The only problem is, he seemed to be fuming about something. That was when you knew, you were in for a long night.

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His hands reach back down to slap your bouncy ass as he sheaths you down again on his cock. "Fucking whore, taking me like a good little slut" König rasps, as he keeps using his weight to trap you under him. He's spearing into you at a rapid pace, causing your whole body to bounce against him and the bed to creek. You don't know how long you've let him use your body like a sex doll; ever since he came through that door fuming, telling you how stressful he was on that mission, and how much he missed you. You agreed to let him use you for relief as your need for him was equally insatiable.

"K-könig! I'm your little slut so please fuck me more!" Snarling, König picked you up by your legs and hoisted your body up. Your back was against his chest, his hands behind your knees, and your feet in the air. He kept furiously pumping into you, each thrust sending shockwaves of pleasure throughout your body; making you moan and roll your eyes back. "Fuck...yeah maus, you'd like me to fuck you all night huh? Fuck you until you're round and full with my babies?" The lewd slapping of your ass against his pelvis echoed through the room. "Y-es König! Breed me like a mommy!" His pace quickened, his end goal was to make you cum as many times as possible. "Good mommy, you'll come as many times as I want you to, yeah?" His large hand which easily dwarfed your own, reached over to rub fast circles on your overstimulated clit. Squealing, you tried to move away from his hand, but his body was too strong for you to move around much, and his grip was iron tight. You felt your body convulse as another wave of orgasm rushed through you. Your aching pussy

Your pussy squeezed his cock so tight as you came; making him moan and roll back his eyes as he fucked you through your 5th orgasm that night. You could tell he was close too by the way he moved, hips fast but stuttering. "M-maus I'm so fucking close...pl-please please let me cum..M'gonnna make you a mutter -" all you could do was nod your head feverishly and scream out his name. With a stutter of his hips, he rammed himself into you as deep as he could. You felt him hit your cervix, white hot cum spilling into your precious womb. "Ah - König!" You felt the cum start dribbling out, leaking onto your pussy and ass.

König was still thrusting lazily as he fucked out the last of his orgasm. "Liebling...Fuck" His breathing heavy labored, he gently laid you down on the bed and flopped on you. "Mein got, you were amazing engel, you were an amazing little mutter for me". You were still catching your breathe, but you turned your head to look at him; "you want to make me a mommy that bad König?" You smiled at him, high from the after glow of your multiple orgasms. "Of course liebling, there is no one else I'd rather marry and have children with." That made your cheeks light up. "That...makes me so happy König! There's no one else I'd rather spend my life with and have children except than you". You both grinned at each other, König pulling you close to his body as his arms hug you into a cuddle. "Good, Liebling...you are the best thing that's ever happend to me". You smiled in his arms, content to fall asleep.

Hello Hello! Hope you enjoy it, and I'm sorry for such a late update. Have a great day! 💐💖

[devine-fem]

Hii I know the post is a few days old by now, but I just wanna say I get you with the fact that "lego batjokes is the only okay batjokes"

I LOVE that movie with a passion, but I will become its number 1 hater if someone uses it to push puritan shit on me

The ship itself is okay, but I don't think it's a good batjokes shit I think it should have its own little corner separate from batjokes tbh

No, I actually cannot stand it anymore like I don’t seriously, seriously hate it that bad its just like the constant remark of how people are gross for shipping batjokes outside of one piece of media is literally SO ANNOYING.

STOP BEING A COWARD. you’re not better than anyone here. like dude, if you want to ship just one specific iteration of batjokes that has not been touched in years, SHIP SOMETHING ELSE. We don’t want you here.

Honestly the WHOLE “you can’t ship this ship anywhere but this universe” IS SO ANNOYING IN THE COMIC BOOK FANDOM. like i even get that for jondami where people said you can only ship them in dceased. DUDE JUST SHIP THEM, NO ONES JUDGING YOU AND NO ONE CAN STOP YOU. STOP MAKING IT EVERYONE ELSES ISSUE.

like huh???

its just annoying like i want to make these people bite concrete. like lego batjokes is a bit cute but the allure of batjokes is that its messed up.

okay, let me calm down.

the appeal of batjokes is exploring the relationship between bruce wayne and the joker if you add explicit romantic or sexual elements to it. its more of a study than anything. what would happen between these characters if you gave them a bit of dick?

BUT ISNT THAT JUST SHIPPING IN GENERAL. like yes, its toxic, yes joker is horrible, yes bruce is horrible but like thats the point, it could have an interesting turn about to it THAT YOU WONT GET WITH HEALTHY SHIPS.

did you ever think about how interesting it would be to watch bruce jump over mental hurdles to pursue something with the joker WHEN HE HAS KILLED JASON? CRIPPLED BABS? did you ever think about how someone likes that?

you ever read dark romance in your life cause lemme tell you… and it might surprise you… ITS DARK. GASP !!

like yes my only option is to be a hater to lego batjokes now. do i hate them? nope, because i ship them and i love every version of batjokes because i ship them dude and media like lego batman and telltale batman is a TOOL FOR ME AS A FAN TO USE if i want something more healthy and domestic between these characters, not for some rando who doesn’t touch comics to use against ME for BEING NORMAL. oooo, you don’t like this piece of media the EXACT SAME WAY I DO AND CONSUME THE EXACT SAME WAY I DO, GROSS! kys.

sorry, i get passionate about batjokes but oh my god, one day can we PLEASE stop saying this. its so annoying.

[motleycrueobsessed]

Hey darling, I heard that you were back and I got so excited! I’m so sorry about your loss and my thoughts are with you ❤️

I was wondering if you could do like a smut with slash where the reader and slash are out and about and slash has been absentmindedly teasing the reader and when he finally realizes he helps her out a little. Thanks so much!

IM SO SORRY i didn’t see this post. I forgot i even posted the im back thing. I dont remember posting it. Anyway, first fic in a while.

Pairings: Slash x AFAB reader

Warnings: Teasing, Slash being clueless, Slash eats reader out, PnV, Public sex, fingering, edging, slash calls reader pretty a lot, no gender specific pronouns i think, reader gives slash a blowjob & slash calls himself daddy once or twice. thats all i think.

MDNI, 18+

Smut below the cut

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You & slash had gone out together. Just you and him. He had just got back from a tour that you couldn’t go on, and he hadn’t seen you in months.

He had been teasing you all day sub-consciously. Rubbing your inner thigh, giving you this grin that made your knees weak. He thought that grin was innocent, but it was NOT. The things he did to you were insane.

He walked you into the movie theatre, grinning happily with that same grin that made you weak. There was a movie you were desperate to see and he knew it. He took a turn and talked to the employee.

You tuned it out, letting your thoughts wander a bit.. thinking about all the things you wanted him to do tonight. How bad you needed him.

He led you to the house, the movie was in house 10. You guys walked along the long, quiet hallway. No children, few people. It was quiet, for now at-least. The seats that he had got were up high in the corner where teenagers came to make out and have sex.

By now, the movie was a quarter of the way over now and suddenly he was more cuddly. He must have smelled your pheromones or something but before you knew it, his hand was slipping under the waist of your pants.

“Slash?..” You whimpered.

“Yeah pretty?” He whispered back to you.

“What are you doing?..” He hummed, two of his digits slowly pushing into your heat. The little sounds you made were music to his ears. “You seemed like you needed a little help.. theres nobody else in this movie theatre.. and i figured neither of us wants a quickie in the bathroom..” he flashed me that grin thats been driving you insane all day.

His fingers pumped in and out of your heat quickly. Your back arched off the seat and you whined, feeling that knot about to break. You clenched around his digits, a telltale sign you were about to cum. He quickly pulled his fingers out of you, bringing them up to his mouth so he could lick them clean.

“Y’taste so good, pretty.” He mutters in your ear before getting out of his seat. He dropped to his knees in front of you and worked off your pants & panties. As soon as your glistening heat met his eyes, his mouth started watering. He dove in, making you moan quietly. His tongue flicked around your sensitive bud as his fingers went back to work.

You rambled incoherently. You could feel the knot about to snap again. “Oh.. oh, Slash! Im- im gonna cum..!” You weakly moaned. He groaned into your cunt which sent a warm shiver up your spine. “Go on pretty, cum for daddy.” He groaned into your heat. His words sent you into a spiral, as you gripped the armrests for dear life.

Your orgasm was beautiful. This was the first time in months you had came off of slash, instead of your fingers or a dildo you thought was about slashes size. And it felt so fucking good. It was so beautiful. You came all over his face and he licked it all up. He let out a low groan as he got up and sat back in his seat.

“Knees.” He commanded.

You obeyed and began to undo his lace up leather pants. As soon as you got them off, knowing he never wears underwear, you took his big cock into your mouth. You hollowed your cheeks and bobber your head. His hand was buried in your hair, guiding you. At one point, you stopped and let him fuck your throat.

He twitched in your throat and came down your throat. He groaned, pulling you onto his lap. He had already kind of prepared you so pushed in without prepping your hole. You whined at the feeling of being so full.

He made you bounce on his cock as you writhed. His hands on your hips and his words running through your head. You moaned loudly, squirming. “Mm- slash.. harder, please!” You whimpered.

“You want it harder baby?” He whispered. His thrusts got harder and you felt him twitch inside of you. He groaned loudly.

That knot that had been building up snapped and you whimpered as you came for the 2nd time tonight.

He soon made one final thrust into you, the head of his cock resting against your cervix. His warm seed leaked and painted your walls, dripping out of you slowly.

He held you close to him, hushing you softly.

“Did so good for me baby. So good.” He reassured in your ear quietly. He pulled out of you and helped you get your jeans up. “Why don’t you go to the bathroom and i’ll go get snacks from concession?..” he offered. Of course you said yes, how could you not?

He helped you up and led you to the bathroom, you cleaned up and went back to the movie. He was sitting in there with a bunch of snacks and that grin. You smiled, and went to him. He let you wear his leather jacket, holding you close while he fed you snacks.

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Woahhhh first fic in like a month and a half!!

Anyways, surprise im back. Sorry for dying.

[dufferpuffer]

Got any lupin appearance hcs?

David Thewlis does such a good job at portraying most of who Remus is to me. But David is not Remus. He is David. It is very unfortunate, I know. If he WAS Remus then Remus would be real. For one thing he is too tall. For another - no grey hairs? Get older, dweeb. But he is the 'vibe'. He is the general framework. Did you want more HC than that? Alrighty then here's 2,000 words.

(Overview) Approaching Remus... nothing sticks out about his appearance or mannerisms. He stands casually, back hunched as he checks over his class notes. He's on the taller end of average, about 5'9"/175cm, but still average. His hair looks soft - a honey brown with light greys around his temples. He keeps it neatly combed, the part well defined - not bothering to hide how his hairline is receding in a widows peak.

(Vibe) Just an average-looking man in his 40s. (It's surprising that he is in his 30s.) And he IS average-looking. A slightly larger rounded nose, thin lips, a weak chin... as he looks down his jaw disappears into his neck. He doesn't look bad by any means. 'Handsome' would be a decent descriptor - but its not the first word most people would jump to, even if they agreed with it. He is fine. Plain. Acceptable. Agreeable. Just a guy. You're likely to forget how he looks the moment you turn your head away.

(Clothes) Even his clothes aren't particularly memorable: Brown tweed suit with a tie... notable only in that it is clearly muggle clothing and looks a little worn. (muggle second-hand clothes are cheap and more available. A smaller population of wizards means less consumption - most robes are custom fitted.) But a simple addition of a teachers cloak (or a cravat, tailcoat jacket, patterned waistcoat, velvet cap, pointed hat...) would be enough to blend in. At your first glance he looks like an enthusiastic Muggle Studies professor, or a traveling Ministry employee.

(Eyes) It's his first glance that shows off whats memorable about him: Big open eyes, a hazel where the outer, blueish rim is stronger in bright light - the honey-brown middle dominant when dim. They catch sight of you, his brows raising in gentle surprise - accentuating the lines on his forehead... and morphing the shape of his scars.

(Scars) Deep, red - but not angry. They seem both old and oddly recent: They don't look like they hurt anymore, nor are they likely to split and bleed, but they aren't the puffy, pale look you would expect. Some creature, probably magical, has torn his face apart. If you are well studied you can probably spot the telltale signs of a werewolf scar. Most people can't.

The largest is diagonal, splitting his eyebrow, crossing the bridge of his nose and onto the opposite cheek. How lucky it missed his eye. Another has split his bottom lip, making a divot - but has missed his upper lip. His neat-and-tidy pencil mustache grows uninterrupted - and accentuates the friendly smile he rests on when looking at you.

The savagery of his scars is the one thing about him that doesn't seem soft... the one thing thats sharp - other than his gaze.

(Manner) "Hello there! Is there something in particular you need...?" His smile doesn't waiver for even a moment. There's something wrong with it. His teeth are fine, straight enough, a normal yellow-white... but it's too steady. Too friendly. There's something in his bright eyes that is trying desperately to glimmer with playfulness... but instead looks wary and guarded. They don't dart about the room nervously, or stare fearfully - they are just so steady. The places he looks are calculated, making judgements... and keeping his conclusions hidden.

"...Very well. I apologize for not being a better host, but I'm rather busy I'm afraid. Please - make yourself at home." He turns back to his papers, flicking through them... before walking to his chair and sitting down. His gait is purposeful, letting his shoes clack loudly on the hard floor.

He tugs his sleeves up, revealing slender (and hairy) wrists from the baggy sleeves - and dips his quill to write.

(Hands) ...The fingers gripping the quill are wrong, too. Thin white scars. Fresh cuts. His knuckles all seem to stick out - some slightly angled in directions they shouldn't be. Some fingers can't quite close properly - and two are taped together, healing from a minor break. White callouses cover the pads of his fingers, like he has rubbed them on grit for years.

The thin wrists disappearing into his tweed jacket... equally thin ankles covered by socks peeking out from under his trousers... This man is skinnier than he appears, his clothes a little big on him.

By themselves these oddities are easy enough to pass off as a part of his job. He is a slightly awkward, poor, skinny guy who enjoys giving practical lessons and is quite the talented spell-slinger. He must be more a 'man of action' than first impressions let on. He gets into more scrapes than he should in the name of enthusiasm... . . . ... If you were to ever see him undressed... a different story is told. (Which is why he never undresses. Even in summer - two layers at all times.)

(Body Hair) He unbuttons and takes off his shirt, refusing to look anywhere but the floor. He is very hairy. Honey-brown peppered with patches of grey - covering him to a nearly comical degree. Enough to make you snort with surprise. ...He doesn't see the humor in it.

Covering his chest up to his collarbone - down over his entire stomach and groin... it only thins out a little as it crosses the crease to his thighs and down his legs, thinning out at the line where his socks grind on his shins. He's hairy on his back and ass too, though thinner - the underside of his arms are still hairless though, as are his sides... though the upper side of his arms are thick and brown. His pits impressively dense and grey.

If he wasn't so embarrassed he might tell you he has long given up on shaving. It was too itchy. You can see why - in some places the hair is thick enough to be called fur.

(Breaks) The hair might be a blessing in disguise - it obscures what else is wrong with him. Deep bruises of varying stages of healing sit around what you can see of his ribs... which are crooked. They stick out - he is thin after all - and they aren't parallel curves anymore. If you trailed your finger along them you could feel the cracks, the breaks that settled and reformed incorrectly.

A well-fed, healthy werewolf doesn't shatter on the full moon. They get ravenously hungry and hormonal - their body using the nutrients to shift smoothly and grow specific new muscles to help with the process. As they get older and experience more and more shifts - their body changes to be something in-between werewolf and man.

But Remus is not a well-fed, healthy werewolf. He keeps himself starved for a reason beyond simply being too poor to afford good food all the time: (Humanity) Ask any werewolf how long ago they think Remus was bitten and they'll say 10 years maximum. "He's got the body hair - but the backs of his ears aren't hairy yet. His nails still grow flat and he walks heel-to-toe. He's collected a good number of scars, but his body's still not used to shifting..." ...Jaws drop when you tell them its 30 years. There are teenagers more wolf-like than him.

He looks more human than he should... but at the cost of his physical condition. He is brittle, weak and always in joint pain somewhere.

(Body Scars) If you thought the scar on his face was deep - my god, his body... Splitting the hair on his torso like rips in shag carpet are long cross-crossing scars. Deep like the ones on his face, but larger. More.

He hurts himself some full moons - the smell of blood and the pain soothes his violent mind. The easiest, meatiest places to reach? His waist and thighs. Horizontal gashes in his ribs and waist. Vertical on the sides and front of his thighs. Diagonal on his hips and ass. He has a few other scars dotted here and there from others, mostly from his days as a spy. He has a few pale, fully-healed scars from his friends, too: Prongs' antlers and Padfoots teeth and claws. Nothing nearly as savage as what he has done to himself, though.

(Bite) He has tooth marks on his forearms and calves from chewing his own limbs, though they aren't as bad as the massive, stretched, warped punctures around his shoulder. "I was laying on my side when he climbed into my bedroom and sank his jaws into me. I suppose they look a little strange now, not muzzle-shaped at all... I've grown since I was 5." He will tell you. Out of any cut, bite or scratch those tooth marks look the reddest, the rawest, the angriest... and Remus says "Just standing under the moonlight is enough to make them sting."

(Body) He is right, he has grown since he was 5. In more ways than growing up. To shift into a werewolf is to shift into something bigger than you are – that changes your human body, too. Little by little. Older werewolves, the few that there are, get so hairy, misshapen and large that they can't remain in regular society at all. They either lash out bad enough after years of exclusion that they are sent to Azkaban, killed in 'self defense' – or embrace living in the wild like an animal at all times of the month. Hermits. (Sometimes they are spotted by muggles who mistakenly call them Sasquatch.) While Remus is 5'9"/175cm, if he weren't a werewolf he would likely be 5'7”/170cm or so. His spine has stretched – and as he isn't bulking up like most werewolves would, so he looks stretched. The bones bump out on his neck and upper back when he hunches, so he keeps the best posture he can to 'suck them in'. But to him it is worth it, because it means he is broken... but safe. (Werewolf) If you open a textbook, you will see photos and drawings of towering beasts - long like a man, but shaped like a canine. A muzzle overstuffed with wild teeth, forward-facing amber eyes, long fingers that end in savage claws, walking on the balls of their feet with a high hock - and a draping furred tail. They walk on all fours in an awkward loping gait - often standing up on two, their arms curled in, to sniff the air and howl. They aren't the most graceful beast, but have the strength of a bear due to their sheer size. You wouldn't want to be chased by one. ... Unless it was Remus. His body almost goes into shock every full moon, unable to draw on the energy and nutrients he needs. He doesn't grow a full pelt of fur. - so he looks diseased and bare. His skin stretches and sticks like wet leather to his bones. Just standing up on two legs takes enough effort to leave him panting. After a burst of adrenaline at moon-rise, he spends the rest of the night pottering about on all fours, laying down frequently to catching his breath and whimper with pain and hunger. But he knows what he is when he is well fed. When he was a teenager going on adventures with his friends, he was well fed on Hogwarts meals... and he was strong. Strong enough that a buck and a large hound were only just enough to drive him away from places he shouldn't go - the wounds he's get from them showed desperation. How irresponsible he was. Better a quivering heap... better a quivering man.

[ceasarslegion]

Anyway, heres how i do my cleaning schedule as an autist. I live in a one bedroom apartment with a balcony and a bathtub, to give you an idea of how big the space is with any speciality furniture and how you should adjust to your situation accordingly:

-i break the cleaning regimen down to the major steps, and i always do them in the same order on the same days of the week. Laundry gets done when i get home on the last day of my work week, and whenever i wake up the next morning i start the next bit.

-laundry itself is broken up into a few steps: i wash my clothes first, then swap out for sheets and towels, hang up my clothes to dry on my drying rack, throw something simple into the oven for dinner, and then i swap my sheets and towels into the dryer when dinners done cooking. By the time im done eating, everythings washed and either dried or hung up from the last week. I listen to my favourite podcasts while i do this, i recommend The Casual Criminalist if youre a true crime girlie like me, but i also like LA Not So Confidential, Conspirituality, and QAnon Anonymous. Mega is another good one if you want a comedy series.

-the next morning after my breakfast and coffee i do the rest of my apartment. I start with ironing my work uniform while i watch silly youtube videos in the background. The Click is usually my go-to channel for this. That takes me about 45 minutes to iron everything in my 4 uniform sets. You dont like, HAVE to do this, but i dont like having wrinkled anything, it sets off my bad texture alarm, and i spend a lot of time wearing those sets. Consider investing in ironing sets and learning how to iron if Something About Your Clothes is Bad to you, its a worthwhile investment for your own peace of mind

-after i iron, i take a snack and water break while i finish whatever video i put on in the background. If i slept in, i'll eat lunch at this point. The food will give you the energy for the meat of the journey, which will cover pretty much everyones needs

-at this point, i'll put on a more cerebral channel that engages my intellectual interests a bit more like Telltale, and start with dusting. I have an order i do this in too, usually starting at the "top" of my apartment's layout and going left to right on every surface until its done. This takes very little time for a routine dust, every month or so i'll do a more deep dusting where ill get deep into the crevices and give the walls a quick go-over. Wear a mask for a deep clean if you dont want to sneeze every 5 seconds.

-for surfaces that see a lot of spillage and use like my coffee table and kitchen counters and bathroom counters and dining table, i then take some lysol spray cleaner (get one with a scent you like, you will feel more fresh and happy after. Theres no right or wrong answer when it comes to what scents are the best) and wipe them down. This also takes very little time. During a monthly deep clean the only difference in this step is that i'll use a bucket of proper cleaner and wipe down every surface (within reason. Dont put wet cloths soaked in cleaning chemicals on the vents of your tv)

-once all thats done, i vacuum. Do not vacuum before you dust and wipe, doing it after will ensure you vacuum up all the dirt and dust that you pushed off your surfaces onto the floor. Bluetooth headphones go on for this, and have a set pattern you follow down your living space. I like to get all the corners and along the walls first and then go back and forth in a circle until i get to the middle, but theres no right or wrong answer for this either. Once you get into the habit of that pattern, you'll be done in no time, and it'll hardly feel like anything. Thats the end of your routine clean unless its clean-your-washroom week, which i do every 2 weeks.

-i clean my washroom last. At this point ill undock my switch and prop it up on the floor before i put my background videos back on. I have a set cloth that i clean my bathroom with, because it sees the most, well, human waste particles, and i dont want any cross contamination with the ones i use for the rest of my apartment. First i spray some cleaner in the toilet and let it sit while i do the rest. I always use proper cleaner for my washroom, i just plug my sink and pour some in while running the water until the basin's full, and use that to wipe everything down and simultaneously let it soak my sink to get all the gunk from the last 2 weeks out. I even wipe down the floor. At this point. If its deep-clean day, just use the cleaner from your bucket youre already dragging across your house and do the washroom(s) last. For my bathtub, i rinse it out with my showerhead first and then take a bucket and transfer it all from my sink to the tub, and follow the same pattern i vacuum rooms in while wiping down the base and walls of the tub/shower. Then i just unplug the tub and give it another rinse with the showerhead. Take a toilet brush to the toilet bowl and flush when youre done, and youre all done. This sounds like a lot, but it takes me about 15-20 minutes. Its really not that bad.

-for deep clean days, i also mop my floors with some cleaner from the bucket, and take a broom to my balcony. I live right above the convenience store in my apartment building so if you have a similar situation look below you before you sweep stuff off so you dont hit anybody. Have a broom you just use for your balcony so you dont track any pathogens from outside inside.

all done for another week! That wasnt so bad, was it? Altogether this usually takes me about an hour and a half. Deep cleans will take about twice the time. But either way, its not like itll take up your whole day or its a daunting impossible task. Adjust as needed, take as many snack/meal breaks as you want, and give yourself a reward after. I like to have a few glasses of wine in a hot and freshly-cleaned bath with bubble bath and a bath bomb. Hey, its 5 o'clock somewhere and i grew up in a later time zone, day drinking is fine!

[spacedlexi]

Hi Lexi :)

What is your opinion on other TWD media? - mainly the comics and the TV series? If so, do you have any favorite characters from them or is there anything in particular you like about um? Or do you like the telltale game only?

i have not read the comics mostly due to lack of time. and ive heard conflicting things about them so i havent gone out of my way to read them

but i HAVE watched.. most of the show. had problems with it but it did get me to cry a few times. the beth and daryl stuff comes to mind. carol and daryl too. and i didnt even like daryl at the time 💀 also the early stuff with rick and morgan. i do love michonne tho :) i liked her and andrea. and her and carl becoming friends was sweet. and i liked how it came before her relationship with rick. her relationship with rick was boring tho 😔. like. it wasnt bad theyre cute but like.. i was expecting it to have more prominence i guess. i watched it last summer so my memories of the earlier stuff that was actually interesting is hazy

i pretty much binged it until season 7............... negan killed the show for me i hated him so much. such a carver but with the attitude of a 14yo boy on xbox live. insufferable. it then became a slog and i gave up like halfway through season 10. and i only made it that far because i wanted to know wtf was up with the whisperers. actually the first episode of S10 with the introduction of them was like... The Best episode i had seen from the show since before i lost interest in it. but then it immediately went back to shit. because every character was forced to relive the same arc over and over again like they were trapped in a fucking time loop. and apparently thats STILL HAPPENING????? saw an ad the other day for a new rick and michonne thing. please put this show out of its misery

i at the time wrote some draft posts about my opinions but i deleted all of them except for one it seems. carls death was my breaking point and i didnt even love his character or anything

i Have heard that in the comic its rick who dies instead of carl which like.. the comic gets points for that at least

watching the show retroactively raised my opinion of seasons 2 and 3 of the telltale games and i had a really good laugh about it at the time. but its true. even when i Was interested in the show it was like.. by a Thread. but it Did have good moments that i just kept hoping would come back. instead we got negan

do you ever think about how before the outbreak rick was a cop and lee was going to prison. an interesting difference. especially when it comes to the mindset of a main character. i much preferred lee

[riddle-me-ri]

I read your fic on short reader x different Penguins and now I'm curious- do you have any headcanons on their heights?

A/N: Uhh sure! I can come up with some I guess lmao. Most of these are just rough guess-timations. Either going off some “canon” heights listed in character sheets or based on the usual fact that Bruce Wayne/Batman is usually 6ft and something. As well as actor heights and my own height…that’s really all I’m going on rip…Sorry this got repetitive and I sorta half-assed it near the end…I don’t like dealing with measurements and they all started lining up together as the same height in my head lmao

The Penguins Height Headcanons 

(based on the bare minimum facts, actor heights, and my other thoughts)

Arkhamverse Penguin: 

4ft. 10 in. (147.32 cm)

Based on his official character profiles throughout the games

Also liable ruler I’ll be used to judge the other pengys heights rip

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin: 

Hmm…Colin Farrell is 5 ft. 10 in. (177.8 cm)

I’m thinking thats about right…Like he’s not incredibly short…

He’s the same height or around the same height as Falcone

But Batman is still like almost a foot taller..(Pattinson is 6 ft. 1 in. (185.42 cm))

Gotham Penguin: 

So, Robin Lord Taylor is 5 ft. 6 in. (167.64 cm)

It may not seem like Oz would be that tall.. 

Given he’s hunched over and the cameras are mostly pointed downward at him during dialogue exchanges 

(from what I recall, its been a minute since I watched Gotham)

However compared to everyone else in the series, I can see that being a fair height. 

BTAS Penguin: 

Probably the same as Arkhamverse..just a wee shorter

Like 4 ft? (121.92 cm) 4 ft. 5 in.? (134.62 cm)

TNBA Penguin: 

Although this is a re-design of BTAS

The fact he somewhat stands straighter and isn’t as round.

He is slightly taller, minus moving their top hats..

I wage this Oswald is 4 ft. 10 in. (147.32 cm) or 5 ft. (152.4 cm)

Telltale Penguin: 

6 ft (185.42 cm)

The only pengy to actually match height with Bruce

And be above 5ft something.

Congrats, you punk

One Bad Day Penguin: 

Going based on some panels where he stands in front of Batman.

I’ll say this pengy is probably in the same range as Arkham, BTAS, and TNBA.

At the minimum 4ft 10 if not just 5 ft. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin: 

Like 3ft? (91.44 cm) 3.5 ft (104.14 cm)? 

Fuckin’ gremlin height…

I dunno…

He’s the shortest lad here

I know that much. 

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

Probably shares the same height with Arkhamverse and BTAS.

Like somewhere in that higher 4 ft range, maybe even 5 ft but not above 5 ft 5 in.

[ja3yun]

YOU KNOW WHAT i always thought abt how hee wants y/n so bad, like he wants her all by himself, like he’s almost drunk in y/n but then i think abt he’s the prince of hell he’s not capable to feel love and adoration yk. but how y/n feels and act around hee is SOOOO amusing like just kiss already omfg😭

he's a master manipulater like my boy always does everything in his power to get what he wants 😩 like no one has spoken or asked about how he is with soonyeol and thats the number one obvious telltale sign and yn couldnt even work it out sjdjdn

yn is whipped like she's lucky she is strong bc sheesh