#farrell penguin

[catnelli]

I'm in too deep for this mama's boy

[gilverrwrites]

Somethin' Sweeter

2022!Penguin/Reader, 1K words Request: LOVE the ozzie fics! Can you write something fluffy & smutty where it's their anniversary and reader prepared his favorite meal for dinner, wearing a cute sexy dress, and after dinner a special dessert 😏 Rating: 18+ I certainly can, honestly cannot get enough of this man, I don't think i'll ever turn down an Ozzie request.

CWs: Sugar baby dynamic vibes, vaginal fingering, oral (fem receiving), petnames: doll, princess, darlin'. F!Reader.

In case nobody has told you recently: I am proud of you.

He’s been grinning at you like the early bird who got the worm all evening, but as he bit into his entrée his demeanour shifted. You perched on the edge of your seat, watching every micro-movement of his face as you await the verdict.  

Preparing for tonight had been gruelling. Tracking down all the right ingredients, multiple practice attempts, conveying to Oz’s people that he was not to be disturbed, not to mention the priming that went into looking good for him. You know he would have loved whatever you’d made, would have fawned over you however you looked, but you wanted tonight to be perfect, and it was all worth it for the blissed-out look on his face right now. 

He takes a second bite, and you can’t stand the anticipation. “Well, what do you think?”

“It's great, Doll.” He smacks his lips as he speaks. “It tastes just like my-“

“Just like you’re Nonna’s. I know!” You feel bad for interrupting, excitement getting the better of you. “It’s her recipe.” 

“How did you manage that?” He asks, dabbing his mouth with his handkerchief.

“I made a few calls, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that you like it.” 

“Of course I like it, I’d like anything you serve me, but this, this is exceptional. You treat me well, don’tcha?” In earnest, you do your best, but Oz really is the caretaker in your relationship. You might cook on special occasions, make sure he doesn't work too hard, but he keeps you well-kept. No bills to worry about, a luxury roof over your head, a wardrobe full of so many clothes and shoes that you’ll never manage to wear all of them, and a soft bed where he reminds you why, of all the men in Gotham, you always come back to him. 

“I do my best.” Plates scraped clean; you begin to clear the table. “I hope you’ve saved room for dessert. We’re having dark chocolate and coffee panna cotta.”

“Oh.” The plates in your hand nearly slip back onto the table, distracted by the disappointment in his tone, but when you turn to him, he’s looking at you with a sly glint in his deep brown eyes. He rests his palm on the back of your exposed thigh, ever so gently caressing your skin as he ghosted upwards, lifting the skirt of your dress in the process. “It’s not that princess, I just had somethin’ sweeter in mind. If you catch what I’m laying down here?”

“Sweeter?” A giggle escapes your lips as you tilt your head at him. Dishes abandoned you stride over to him, placing yourself on his good leg, holding onto his lapels as you pull yourself closer. The way his gold teeth gleam under the dim lights as he smiles at you sends a chill down your spine. “Like what?”

Oz places both his hands on your waist, strong fingers tactfully rolling up your dress once more until he’s able to admire your panties, soft purple satin with lace trim. There's a small wet patch already forming. With anybody else you might be embarrassed by it, but you know Oz loves the effect he has on you, even when he’s not eyeing you up like a prize. 

“This is nice, but how about you hop up on the table and keep your legs spread open for me?” He punctuates his question, by tapping one hand on the dinner table behind you. You don’t need to be asked twice, as you situate yourself, Oz takes two big gulps of his water. “Cleansing the palate.” 

His hand is steady as he hooks your underwear, far steadier than you feel as you watch the casual way in which he exposes your folds.

“Looks deliciosa.” He sniffs as he leans in closer to your wetness, angling his elbows to spread your thighs further, keeping them in place. 

There’s no test taste, no teasing, his mouth covers you in seconds, engulfing you like a man starved. His tongue immediately begins work, tracing circles around your entrance, pushing in ever so slightly, in endless circles. The tip of his nose digs against your clit, every brush sending a wave of heat through your body. 

It shocks you, making you cry out when he suddenly penetrates you with a thick finger and refocuses his tongue on your swelling clit. Your fingers unwittingly spread out into his dark thinning hair, as you fight the urge to ride his face. Oz likes to eat you out his own way, and you know you’ll be rewarded for sitting still. 

“Ooh-, Oz!” 

He hums between your lips, the resulting vibrations make your toes curl. He slips a second finger inside, continuing to suck at your sweet spot, all the combined sensations have you whining and shaking, orgasm fast approaching with every wave of pleasure. You chance a look down, and the sight of him hazy-eyed and buried in your core has you cumming, fists in the tablecloth, legs in the air as hit your climax. 

The room falls silent, excluding your shared rapid breathing; you coming back down from your high, Oz catching his breath. Oz’s presence always had that calming effect on you, regardless of the situation. It doesn’t, however, stop the whine that escapes your lips when you feel his fingers brush against your sensitive slit. He thumbs your panties, situating them back in place. 

“These are nice, did I buy these for you?” He knows he did. 

“You bought the whole outfit.” You sit up straight, smoothing your dress out before gesturing to yourself up and down. “You have excellent taste.” 

He gives you a once over, for what feels like the hundredth time that night, and despite him having had his face immersed between your legs only moments ago; your face warms with a bashful heat. 

“You’re not wrong, Darlin’. But I can’t help thinking this whole get-up would look better on the floor.” It’s a cheesy line that would make you cringe if it came from the mouth of anyone else. Instead, you’re filled with enthusiasm, excited for the night ahead of you. “Now how’s about you head on to bed an’ get ready for seconds while I clean up?” 

[hazyhalloweenz]

dude oz doesnt have his gold teeth in episode 4 before sofia went away... girly what happened after she went away tf did falcone do to my wife :[

[crazyeeeeeee]

[yeyinde]

Oswald "Oz" Cobblepot | The Penguin

If you step outta line even once, I'll gut you like a goddamn fish

[fizzyscoffin]

Sunday it's coming and we gonna have a new cap,I'm so excited! So... Here's more fizz x Oz

Fizz really admires, and has this deep need to take care and spoil Oz,

I think over time she started connecting the dots and feel empathy for Oz, his life and how he's been underestimated by others. her crush just intensified.

[riddle-me-ri]

I know I'm a strong, proud, and true Riddler fan from the start. HOWEVER, there is no denying that a wee Mr. Oswald Cobblepot has managed to weasel his way in and become just as near and dear to me other the years.

And as dorky as this is gonna sound, but I loved the idea too much to ignore it (thanks @finniestoncrane) I've decided to call the collective of Penguins I write for, Ri's Colony. I don't expect you guys to use it immediately or for it to stick, but I most certainly will use it from here on out rip

Have some images of the penguins to celebrate rip

Also, also, I'm still not taking any new requests cause I'm catching up on my requests now and got a lot going on this month. HOWEVER, I do wanna introduce two other penguins into me wee colony

The Batman (2004)

And Batman Unlimited

Welcome, to me colony everyone! 🐧🐧 We waddle at dawn~~

[acapelladitty]

What do you think of the movie versions of the Penguin (such as Danny DeVito and Colin Farrell, for example)?

I think both are fantastic and play into the world which they exist in a really interesting way. DeVito Penguin is so fucking wretched and he wields his manipulations while also possessing a very off-putting sexual energy. He's cartoonish and feral and it's lots of fun.

Farrell Penguin is so different. He's much more grounded to reality and plays the role of a man who knows that he's destined for greater things really well. In his interactions with others it's clear that he knows how to play the game AND play it well and I think he's gonna be fun to watch in his TV show.

[catnelli]

Horrified by his actions but still want him so badly!!

[gilverrwrites]

Did you watch the new penguin trailer? I love that we got to see his mother. Can you write something where the reader meets her for the first time?

me watching the trailer

but actually I'm so hyped for it. I don't care that theres a million Penguin adaptaions I love all of them. I'm down for the pemise, legit I'm excited for Sofia, the action looks interesting. The gritty realism asthestic looks so pleasing. It reminds me of UK shameless but like, darker obvi.

In the like 5 seconds of momma Penguin screen time we got I already love her. I'm getting the vibe she would never, ever approve of any of Penguins partners tbh. Shes one of those boy moms. Nobody will ever be good enough. They're always trying to take him away from her, is that what you want Oz? You gonna choose some tail over your own motha? I raised you and this is how you treat me, I deserve bettaah.

But I guess we'll have to wait to find out. Tbh I probably wont write anything on her until the show has come out to be sure.

[animusrox]

The Penguin (2024) S01E01 "After Hours"

[crazyeeeeeee]

It's a drink shop. I mean, I may not be able to buy him a good wine, but I can buy him a beverage if he wants

[alpacinosgf]

[bittwitchy]

The Penguin (2024) 1x01 -- After Hours

[barnesmickey]

This will be the vibes all throughout The Penguin. It's so nice to be home!!!!

[dspectar]

Oz concocting his plans after continuously getting in situations