#that's your job

[gaykarstaagforever]

"OMG who are they going to cast as Dr. DOOM??"

It doesn't matter. Cast some unknown theater actor. He wears a robot mask and says goofy supervillain shit all the time.

You only care who they cast because we all know he'll spend 3/4ths of the movie being a mean CEO in a turtle neck named Vic Vandein, because GOD FORBID we have any fun whatsoever with any of this, no, everything has to be some hack commentary about how we hate Elon Musk, because surely that will still be a compelling thing in 20 years.

Just do the damn comics.

They're already well-paced storyboards! It's less work to just film that!

"Well people are turning on comic book movies now."

Yes because you keep making shit ones that ruin everything. The Fantastic Four are a stretchy guy, an invisible lady, a rock monster, and a guy who is made of fire, and every single attempt you've made at a movie about one of their adventures is 80% people complaining and 10% explaining fake science no one cares about. The 70s cartoon was crap but at least they understood that 90% of it should be them fighting robots and aliens with their space magic.

Why is this so hard? It's like you bought a recipe for candy to make the candy, but every time you make it you dump salt and tar into it, then are shocked when no one wants to eat that. Just make the candy!

Go to a comic convention and hire the guy who cosplays as Dr. DOOM. Yeah, he's a plumber. But he understands Dr. DOOM and is good at playing him. He already does it. Just use that guy! You can pay him a 100th of what you pay goddamn stupid-ass Jared Godforsaken Leto, and he'll be better at it, and I won't want to punch him in his stupid obnoxious face the whole movie.

This shouldn't be this hard.

The fact that the Roger Corman half-finished Fantastic Four movie is the best one anyone has ever made is shameful. And he actively didn't care, and it had no budget. But at least they got Dr. DOOM right.

Jesus with this.

[mylifeiskindacrazy]

if depression wants to kill me then she needs to work a little harder and start shutting my organs down because i am sure as hell not gonna do her fucking job for her

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[soaptaculart]

Postcanon Farcille indulgence

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[ato-dato]

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

[forcebookish]

only boo editors when i get my hands on you 🔪🔪

[elodieunderglass]

hi. what do you mean

[cleolinda]

It was a cat 3 when I woke up this morning. It’s escalating that fast. Please stay safe out there, y’all. I know some people can’t evacuate for various reasons, but if you can, please do. This page lists Florida shelters (including pet friendly and/or special needs) by county:

Plus Pinellas and Sarasota, which didn’t have any listed up there.

I don’t know who actually needs this info this late in the game, but if you’re affected, consider writing down some shelter locations (i.e. saved offline) in case you end up needing to go to a different location than the one you planned on.

All I know is, I didn’t take tornadoes in my town seriously until I saw one, and I know I would insist that everything will be just fine. If you can evacuate and you just aren’t convinced that it’s necessary—please consider it. I hope you’re all safe out there, whatever you end up doing.

[stageturn]

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

[chloesimaginationthings]

What Vanny was up to during FNAF security breach

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Chained

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this: