#that's why we love him

[moviebunny]

THIS GUY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[popeyeotaku]

Love this ol Popeye promotional thing that starts like "Lemme tell all me chilren friens about meself, I yam five feet six tall"

And by the end he's rambling incoherently about all the murders he's done

[nno-user]

HELP???? EVEN THE HAND IN THE RIVER LOOKS COOLER THAN SAMMY???? HE'S SUCH A FUCKING LOSER I LOVE IT 😭😭😭

HE'S JUST STANDING THERE?? "🧍" LOOKIN HAHAHHAHEHEHAHAH I CAN'T

[bitacrytic]

It makes me wonder.

If Joe had had any sense in his first life, if he'd been firm with Ming and shown himself some self respect, can you imagine how desperate Ming would have been to get a moment with that golden back?

I mean, that second night in Joe's bathroom, Ming was literally begging for Joe to not be a virgin, ie, for Joe to be able to give him a chance.

Can we imagine an entire show of Ming following behind Joe just because he's obsessed with yet another back that's atttached to a gay man, but isn't accessible simply because Joe has some self esteem?

Joe would have been a fucking superstar in his first life.

Ming would have offered him the world the way he offered Joe 2.0. He would have made Tong bow at Joe's feet.

But Joe really just handed his golden ticket to Ming for free.

[teamleo1029]

Jason:*texting* I have an awful fever and have been in bed all day feeling like crap Leo: Look at my dinner :D *sends photo of nachos*

[petit-papillion]

I didn't expect to see him at the garage considering how the race went, but he did come out and say hi. Even after such a tough race, he is still smiling and waving to the fans.

Putting his frustration aside, making time to comfort the mechanics and the fans - this just shows how amazing he is.

Australian Grand Prix | 2 April 2023

Source: Twitter

[moonsceptre]

did beetlejuice even do anything wrong in the first movie?? like other than the marriage he seemed harmless

Uh yeah, dude. He's the worst.

[incorrect-kttk-quotes]

Nomura, pointing at Hirai: That kid is morally grey, at best.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

One of my favourite things about Din is that they didn't just make him your stereotypical 2-dimensional tough guy with no personality and shedloads of toxic masculinity. He's actually just a socially awkward nerd who loves his son and respects women.

It's why he's so relatable.

[One of the best parts of TBOBF is watching Din geeking out over spaceships. It's so adorable.]

[nulfidelfi]

I just love the fact that Metatron said to Aziraphale "You're honest, you don't tell people what they want to hear." And there's Aziraphale who literally took the coffee out of fear of upsetting Metatron. Didn't say anything about his dislike for coffee. Aziraphale dishonestly did what Metatrone wanted. And he always does that! Aziraphale is a huge liar, come on!

[dracocheesecake]

(((OOC: Yeah, now that I think about it, I feel like Jindiao would be kind of like that guy who refuses to change his ways and beliefs and would also be very stubborn too in the Modern AU.)))

Oh absolutely. Like I said: he's a jerk, and he's very set in his ways, since he's been in them for awhile. He's not changing anytime soon.

[peterlorres21stcentury]

I left my copy of "The Lost One" at home so I can't check :(

But wasn't there a quote from Michael Curtiz in it somewhere? He was talking about working with Peter Lorre in Casablanca and I seem to recall he said something to the effect of "I don't know what he do. I just put him in front of a camera and he always do good." This from a director who was known for his perfectionism and angry expletives whenever stuff went wrong. I'm actually shocked he merely allowed Peter to do his thing with a minimum of arguing, because as we all know, if you put Peter in front of a camera he will run away with the entire movie.

[metalandmagi]

What’s the opposite of a bi disaster? No bisexual has the right to be this smooth.

[moonlissworld]

lmao he's a badass

#this had to be done

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!