#that's what's fun with me

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[tenrose]

I have such a karma with the local train line I swear.

Random ass boring story of the day

Ok,so by a conjunction of circumstances absolutely not under my control I learnt that I had to go to my parents today which fucked up all of my plan. Luckily I finished work earlier but I had 100 things to do, and basically I forgot some but it's not the story I will tell now.

Anyway I've been running since 2pm and I finally get on the bus to the train station at like 6:10pm. Now little background, the station is in Bordeaux aka France's city with the second biggest traffic jam (yes we managed to outdo Marseille and Lyon don't even ask), so with that in mind, living outside the city and having to cross the middle of it I was like "except for miracle I won't have the 7 train" and I didn't buy any tickets.

BUT since September my bus line has now its own road for like most of the line. And that thing is changing lives, you literally take 30 minutes for something that was previously taking 1 hour. It was a really pleasant moment to overtake all these stupid ass cars. So when there was two stops before the train station and 20 minutes left and it was 6:40 I'm like I can take the 7:08 train ticket, this won't take 20 minutes.

And the second I confirm payment I'm not kidding, the bus instantly stopped. Little did I forgot the last axis don't have a line for the bus, but also the closer you get to the train station, the more you encounter all the worst stupid pricks on the road. The concentration of cars, pedestrians and cyclists suddenly having no respect for traffic rules near the station needs to be studied. The bus almost run over a stupid ass blonde cyclist (it's always the cyclists causing the most problems) who thought crossing over a two ways busy road without looking left and right was a good idea. Anyway she's fine but I hope she will learn her lesson (but cyclists never do they are the biggest pain in the ass for everyone).

Finally the bus stop, I go out running, but I'm a very bad runner and I was stressing so basically I was out of breath with like a 200 bpm lmao. I arrived at the train platform I see the door of the train closing, I scream, I slammed the button and for once the stopped I FINALLY I'M IN MY TRAIN

Ended up out of breath, shaking, fighting for my life. Plus apparently when you do that on train doors they apparently put themselves into security mode, so today I was the one responsible for the train two minutes delay, and two more people got on it thanks to me.

Anyway, for once I would like to take a regional train without going through the five stages of grief 🤷

These stupid ass trains get delayed every single time except for when I'm late, it's crazy lmao

[mroddmod]

rough seas

[rittzart]

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[black-quadrant]

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[084392]

had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character