#that's the superior sirius

[iguessigotta]

fic idea i just had. idk if i'll write it myself, but anyone is free to use this idea - i just request that they all be post Azkaban!Sirius sirius black x reader

Sirius, in his animagus/dog form: sitting on the couch whining for attention

reader, increasingly annoyed (good natured about it tho): use your words you fucking nerd *grabs him by the snoot and shakes him around. his tail is reaching mach 5*

reader goes back to whatever they were doing

dog!sirius makes more noises for attention

reader, deadpan “if u don’t start using your words, I will start ignoring you”

turns around to ignore him

Sirius, immediately shifting back, latching onto reader and giving them the saddest face, “you wouldn’t do that…..would you?” (drama queen smh)

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Their last day of school!! In tcoptp!!!

This chapter made me so sad and happy at the same time im gonna miss their school days so much @motswolo

[rewritingcanon]

idk why im in such a bad mood rn but it actually PISSES ME TF OFF how the entire marauders fandom collectively decided to take this bum-ass loser character with one discernable impact on the storyline (regulus. im talking about regulus) and make him a super complex, three-dimensional MAIN character in the era that’s being literally paired with JAMES POTTER(???) when they could’ve taken a character who AREADY has existing complexities and everything they could ever want and develop them. but they won’t because that character is a fucking woman ☠️☠️

the way the black sisters would have the entire fandom in a fucking chokehold if they were boys. do you actually think sirius and regulus would be as cherished as they are now if they were women? hell fucking no, regulus would be hated on so badly. the way we were given narcissa and fucking andromeda too? here’s the entire fandom yapping on and on about how cool regulus is for rebelling against the dark lord when narcissa was doing it and fucking getting away with it too (because she’s better and doesn’t suck ass). here’s andromeda going against her entire bloodline ON HER OWN but yet shes still so overshadowed by sirius (who literally came after her). then you got bellatrix who is canonly one of the most powerful (and cuntiest) witches in the hp-verse and you decide to go and develop BARTY instead. think about it. they’re both crazy except one is more of a loser and is a male so of course the fandom will choose him.

and then. of course. lily evans who is literally the mother of the entire verse itself is still out here fighting for literal recognition and development from the fandom. and those mfs still give it to regulus instead ☠️☠️

[lilacella]

[comradekarin]

Do you like Sirius x James?

d1 jily shipper here but sirius and james cannot be considered just a ship. they’re actually soulmates. twin flames. halves of the same whole. one always behind the other. sirius started his second life the minute he met james and lost it the day james died. don’t ever separate them. they are like everything to me, anon. i don’t read for them often because i usually prefer them as brothers but i will read a good starbucks fic if yall rec me. jilypad fics too! sirius and lily being the most important people to james makes me giggle.

[arty-bug]

hc that when Mary found out Marlene was dead she was THIS CLOSE 🤏 to obliviating herself but Lily reassured her and told her

"As long as I'm alive, you're not allowed to do that. Ever. Don't even think about it. Do you promise me you won't?"

Mary: "I promise"

And then when Lily died she couldn't take it any longer. And the inevitable happened

[timdrakemybeloved]

rant time:

people LOVE sirius black, and they don’t even know it. they want their faves to be sirius black so fucking bad, but their faves just aren’t, so what do they do? they give all of sirius’ complex, sometimes bad, sometimes good, extremely iconic and well known character traits to their faves, and make sirius one dimensional. meanwhile canon is right there proving them wrong, and their faves are a knock off sirius black, and canon sirius just does it better 🤷🏾‍♀️. they hate him so bad bc their faves could never.

like they make barty crouch jr and that evan rosier dude impulsive and sometimes cruel copy pastes of sirius in “slytherin skittle” fanon, even though we have like two seconds of canon from rosier and everything we know about barty is from insane circumstances. we know nothing about rosier, and we only know that barty is good at dada, kind of a competent teacher, insane and devoted to the dark lord. the entire time we know barty, he’s literally pretending to be someone else. and he’s succeeding, so much so that dumbledore, who knew moody for forever didn’t realize.

they makes regulus a heroic champion for disenfranchised groups even though he literally does not give a fuck. he didn’t care until his house elf was harmed. and they make sirius a bad guy for not rescuing regulus like hello?? sirius rescued himself. it was not his responsibility to rescue regulus. if regulus wanted to be rescued so damn bad, maybe he should have done it himself. they make regulus a scapegoat in the black family as if he wasn’t the perfect son who believed in their bigoted beliefs and swore as a death eater willingly… like if you want a rebel, someone who was disowned for their beliefs SIRIUS IS RIGHT THERE. and andromeda now that i think about it.

they make sirius short and dramatic and twinky and one dimensional and dumb so remus can be a tall genius who pulls people left and right. meanwhile, sirius got all o’s while putting in zero effort his entire time at school, he’s tall and charming and he’s an extremely complex character. oh and REMUS IS SHOWN READING A BOOK ONE TIME. how does that make him a genius. sirius is in fact one of the least one dimensional characters in the entire series, one of the few people with a nuanced view on dark and light, good and bad, death eater and non death eater, slytherin and non slytherin. and he teaches harry that, he tells him how the world isn’t divided into good people and death eaters, he tells him how everyone has good and bad in them and the only thing that matters is your actions. i firmly believe that if sirius found out about harry almost sorting slytherin, he would not have been phased.

they make sirius conflate harry with james, when that’s literally not true. he lashed out when harry wouldn’t agree to meet in gof, because harry cared more about sirius’ safety than sirius did, because sirius needed to help harry. and the “nice one, james” isn’t even canon to me, or canon in the books. but his priority, always, is harry’s safety and happiness. just because molly weasley wants to hide information from harry, that he’ll later find out anyway in horrible ways from people who use it against him, doesn’t mean sirius is a bad parent. just because molly thinks hiding information from harry will signal to voldemort that harry is a child and shouldn’t be attacked, doesn’t mean sirius is a bad parent.

sirius is actually the best parent for harry, because he understands that whatever harry wants, harry will be a target. harry needs information to keep him safe. i mean, see what happens when people don’t tell harry that the dark lord wants something in the department of mysteries and would try and trick him there! sirius is VERY vocal about harry not being reckless, and harry listens to him! when he send a note not to be reckless, harry thinks snidely about sirius’ hypocrisy and then does exactly what sirius asks, like a normal teenager. this is the balance needed to be an effective parent to a child like harry potter. and you know who DOES conflate harry and james, even though they’re two very different people with very different pasts? SNAPE.

and what is it with people giving harry a third parent, and it’s like…. regulus, who they erase lily for. they erase james too bc in what world would james go for a death eater? he has SUCH rigid beliefs, to the point of harming people for being death eaters in school. or it’s remus, who doesn’t give a fuck about harry, and doesn’t even remotely have a relationship with him. he gives up chances to be in harry’s life constantly, and he’s not at all reliable or a constant figure in harry’s life. or it’s fucking snape, who verbally abused harry for the entire series… like do y’all really think the dark lord was monitering snape and crucio-ing him if he sees signs of snape being a neutral teacher? snape’s actions towards harry (and neville actually) are reprehensible and entirely his responsibility, not some act to satisfy voldemort.

and sirius is right there!! harry trusts him, harry loves him, harry VIEWS HIM AS A PARENT, and those factors literally aren’t there for any other adult in the series. sirius was there for harry the second he could be, and he reached out over and over to make sure harry knew he could come to him, and you know what? harry did come to him. when harry had a dream of voldemort and his scar was hurting, when harry was entered into the triwizard tournament, sirius did so much for harry and never complained because he loved him and he was devoted to harry.

and sirius has a fuck ton of flaws too! he has ptsd and anger issues, he lashes out at harry when he wants harry to meet (because he values harry’s safety far over his own, while harry doesn’t), he hurts people intentionally, he hates kreacher (not because he’s a house elf, but because of his actions, and sirius’s trauma), he can be reckless, he doesn’t give a shit about legality, like he’s a flawed dude. but some things he’s not are an unmitigated asshole to children, a bigot, or an irresponsible parent.

[lassolo]

Inside me are two werewolves (Remus lupin’s): one is Casanova of gryffindor tower, bagged Sirius without even trying, total cool guy, anarchist and punk who still loves his friends. The other is a loser, just a big old loser who hates people and made all of his friends completely by accident, he doesn’t really talk to people and he’s too depressed to be angry, him and Sirius got together years ago but he still doesn’t understand why cause he’s a little ugly and off putting.

MY HEART LOVES THEM BOTH. NEED REMUS LUPIN IN ALL HIS FORMS SEND TWEET

[royalthorned]

vampire AU where the death eaters are a coven.

confining wild desires and unconventional lust by victorian sensibilities. bloodlust and hierarchy, pseudo familial relationships and groups of unconventionalists. they were made for it! the inherent homoeroticism of it all, the indulgence and opulence of their lives, the immortality and loyalty.

[sweet-shota]

Where’s my cute and weird trans gf or bf that will remind me I’m less than them by making my mouth or ass full???

Why aren’t they filling me up and hitting me while making me thank them and look at their phone camera and say “trans supremacy”

[hearts4dorlene]

Sirius: I have one rule if you want to listen to One Direction with me

Remus: You have rules for music? How-

Sirius: There must be absolute silence during Louis solos

Remus: But what if-

Sirius: THERE ARE NO WHAT IFS. It is a CRIME to interrupt a Louis solo and deprive the rest of the listeners of that heavenly voice

Remus: Okay, okay, fine

Sirius: Good

Sirius: Now let's stream Faith In The Future

[labyrinthhofmymind]

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE CRIMSON RIVERS WOLFSTAR GAHHHHH

THEY ARE SO SWEET AND ADORABLE AND HEALTHY AND IN LOVE AH THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!

[lulublack90]

Prompt 2 - War AU

@wolfstarmicrofic April 2, word count 505

Sirius Black and James Potter were the best pilots the Special Forces had. They had never failed a mission. 

James was by far the best flyer of the two, but Sirius took greater risks, flying faster and lower than even James dared to. 

Separate, they were incredible. Together, they were unstoppable. They predicted what each other was about to do before the other even knew they were about to do it. 

But once they had landed and were away from their planes, there was only one person that Sirius wanted to see, and that was his batman, Remus Lupin. 

Remus was always ready with a stiff drink and a hot bath for him the second he returned to his quarters. 

Sirius had handpicked him from the men who served below him. Sirius would never admit this, but Remus had intrigued him. He had a myriad of scars covering his body, which he refused to tell anyone how he got. But he’d also stared Sirius down as if daring him to choose him. Sirius had felt excitement course through his veins and given him the job instantly. Best decision he’d ever made. 

“Would you like your bed warming, Sir?” Remus asked while Sirius luxuriated in the sweet-smelling bath he’d sunk into on his arrival. 

“Only if you warm it for me,” He said suggestively, barking out a laugh when Remus’s cheeks blushed pink. 

“Is there anything else, Sir?” Remus straightened his back formally. Sirius grinned at him. His favourite game was saying outlandish things to see how far he could go before Remus retaliated. So far, he’d been given muddy coffee for implying that Remus hadn’t shined his extremely well-shined boots and a row of pink shirts that Remus had ‘accidentally’ washed with the red wool scarf that Mrs Potter had sent him for Christmas. 

“No, thank you, Remus.” He dismissed him, sinking under the warm water.

Sirius clambered out of the tub when the water became too cool. He wrapped a towel around his waist and used another to dry his short-clipped hair. He hated the length. He much preferred a longer style, but a maximum hair length was enforced throughout all the armed forces. 

He wandered through to his bedroom and froze in front of the bed. There lying in the middle of his bed, covered only by the thin cover, was Remus Lupin, who Sirius assumed was entirely nude judging by the neat pile of folded clothes on the chest at the end of his bed that were definitely not his. 

“This hot enough for you, Sir?” Remus smirked brazenly at him. Sirius’s towel fell from his waist as his mouth fell open in a little o. 

Well, he had asked for it. He moved forward, checking that Remus was indeed serious. Remus didn’t flinch. He clambered into the bed. 

He was glad, once again, that out of all the batmen he could have chosen, he’d picked Remus Lupin as he pulled the tall man into his arms. Best decision he’d ever made. 

[paletidalwavelover]

incorrect quotes

Sirius : Wait you like me? For my personality? Remus: I know, I was surprised too.

[blazingkaistars]

stuff :3

Guess what I was drawing in 2010s when I was a kid 😂😂

[milleeeeeee]

how can one be a marauders fan, but not ship wolfstar?!?

THEY ARE THE FOUNDATION!