#that's the real problem

[mrsbsmooth]

Ik you're doing Harry Potter fanfic right now, I need dramione fanfic but set on love island 😂 you can skip the magic part, that used to be a common AU anyway, but LITGxDramione when? 👀

STOP THAT!!!!!!! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

I AM NOT PICTURING THIS IN MY HEAD I WON'T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A CROSSOVER VILLA FIC

S T O P I T

GET YOUR ENORMOUS BRAIN OUT OF MY ASK BOX

fdhfgkadsbfghfds but imagine

I M A G I N E

Post-War for tension. It's a curse gone wrong. Or some sort of harebrained Wizengamot scheme to 'make peace'. Anti-apparition wards of course.

Bombshells: - Neville (glow up) - Ginny (doesn't she scream bombshell)? - THEO! BLAISE! NO ONE IS SAFE! (gender is not a concern)

The final ships are a mystery and are unrevealed?? Who will pick who?? Will Ginny pick Harry or Blaise? Ron with Daphne or Lavender? Neville with Pans? WHO IS THEO PICKING??? And are we getting Harmony or Romione or Dramione????!?!??!???! IT COULD ALL BE A MYSTERY

Snog Marry Pie. SNOG MARRY PIE anon and why would Theo be both insisting on snogging Draco and then insisting that he marry him WHYYYYY Y (Can you tell I'm a Draco&Theo fan)

Draco is using legilimency to find out what his girl did at Casa Amor

Kissing challenges featuring hexes and hilarious sticking charms.

The guys all getting jealous when they wake up one morning and Neville's just doing laps with the entire female populace as his audience (he's doing it in a speedo and they're waiting for him to exit the pool, ff readers know why).

I need to stop thinking about this or i'll do it god I hate how much I love this. Stop. stop it.

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[catacini]

this post was about transmisogynist hate mobs online. you are all so fucking stupid i'm sorry. i don't even have anything else to say honestly just play proverbs of hell

[jailforwriter]

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

[pouncequick]

I wildly overestimated how many books I would read by the end of July for the summer reading program.

[lectorel]

The trolley problem: Here you are, at the scene of a disaster that someone set off long before you arrived. You could help, you could take action, but that would mean you also take on responsibility for the outcome.

Would you rather act to save people, knowing that by choosing who to help you are implicitly choosing who to let die? Or would you rather keep your hands clean by letting the disaster unfold on its own, regardless of how much worse it will be because you didn't act?

Half the people on this fucking site: the second, absolutely the second. How dare you ask me to compromise my shining moral purity for pointless complications like 'who's in charge of the government' or 'harm mitigation'.

[jq37]

I still find it funny that one of the questions of The Last Stand exam was translating "Pedo Mellon a Minno" to "Speak friend and enter", something virtually impossible to do without outside knowledge of Lord of the Rings. Brennan was like, "I am entirely confident one of my nerd ass friends (Siobhan) will have this locked and loaded." And he was right.

[ode-to-fury]

This might be a very controversial take but Sybil being fat with no hair and Adora being weird about golems and Granny being old and a virgin and Magrat being ugly and Agnes being fat and Nanny being Nanny and Cheery existing does more for feminism than 90% of intentionally "feminist" media produced in the past 5-10 years actually

[deaddee-anime-brownfanlady]

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?

[nat-20s]

Every time that the stakes are now So So So high in Doctor Who I'm like. Congratulations to Fourteen for well and truly fucking off. His ass is NOT dealing with death gods his ass is trying to get rid of the spider mites on the basil

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[sophie-baybey]

I think the invention of the term "traumadump" has done discussion of mental health a lot of harm. I keep seeing discourse vs whether or not it's okay to talk about heavy topics with your friends, and like... I feel like there is a very big and important difference between my definition of traumadumping (ie. Frequently and habitually diverting your conversations with others towards your own misery, often with the goal of focusing attention and sympathy towards yourself at the expense of those around you, and without recognizable effort to reciprocate your empathy towards those you are speaking to or to ensure their comfort) VS the mere act of having heavier conversations with those around you. I've seen a lot of backlash to the idea of traumadumping as a concept lately (they paywalled human connection etc etc) but I think it's worth recognizing there is absolutely a kind of behavior that can create a negative feedback loop with this stuff. Especially if you navigate a lot of spaces in social media, it's not uncommon to find people dropping really heavy stuff on complete strangers unprompted. Idk, I think there's a degree of nuance to be had that's maybe getting a bit lost due to everyone having different definitions of what it means to "trauma dump."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..

[ionomycin]

inhale, hold

[shotmrmiller]

being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?

you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.

he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.

then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.

you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"

you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.

who's simon?