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I think I’ve genuinely gone insane
#dibbs’ drabbles#monk#monk 2002#columbo#adrian monk#iasip charlie#charlie kelly#Frasier#Frasier crane#Niles crane#george costanza#Seinfeld#self made meme#meme#lt Colombo#lieutenant columbo#my goal in life is to be a neurotic balding man who’s constant anxieties give into his comedic affects
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there's somethin about maid eito and bookworm yakumo
After i drew ⤴
i woke up the next day and said, NO. I NEED BALANCE!!!!
theeeere we go
#theyre sio exstupido#maid eiden walks into the room and i fall to my knees in supplication#anything u want kittymaideito. i'll sayt the stupid chants over my omuyrice. i'll do a little dance for u#yeah. so i get the . yakumo losing his life savings to his fave charming maid#it's a horrible addiction. this maid cafe habit of yakumo's#in a universe where they don't yet know each other#and yakumo falls into a spiral of throwing all his cash at eidream#once eiden finds out that yaku's entered Maladaptive Territory with the visits#you know. like. the man's actually struggling to keep his finances afloat bc he's too busy buying out eiden's entire stock of photos#then eiden will do that 😬 my guy i'm worried about u . like. i'm not worth spending your tuition money. pls.#cocoa is all: yeah... as much as i want the cafe to be successful idk how i feel about customers getting evicted bc of us#aster is all: YOU FOOLS!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TELL A LOYAL CUSTOMER TO *STOP* SPENDING?!?!?!?#cocoa and aster debating in the back room about the ultimate goal of customer Happiness vs squeezing these simps for all they're worth#yakuei#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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I just really love when people love their dogs and vice versa.
There are so many combinations/circumstances under which it happens. So many different people and dogs and activities and goals and small pictures and big pictures and the list goes on.
But at the heart of it all, people who love their dogs who love their people are just peak to me. Getting to witness it is awesome and getting to be a part of it is absolutely amazing.
#dogblr#this is what i love about dogblr#so many different people/dogs/goals shared with love for the connection between person and dog#this is what i love about being a dig trainer#getting to be a part of this wonderful relationship between person and dog#to help make it happen#it fulfills me#this is what i love about my own dogs#learning and growing and enjoying life together#it is genuinely one of the greatest joys in my life#i love them so much#i love doing the things they love together#i love giving them things/experiences that i know they love because making them happy makes me happy#idk man#i just love dogs
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Thinking about Illario again. Illario has been through a lot. Just as much as Lucanis. He lost his parents at a young age, as well as aunts, uncles, maybe even a sibling. He was raised just as isolated and friendless, and was tortured and neglected as much as Lucanis. Illario is very familiar with grief and loneliness.
And Illario knows Lucanis is going to die soon. They both might, they're Crows, after all, but Lucanis has just... accepted it. He seems to almost want it. He refuses to take any step to prevent or delay that fate. He will never decline dangerous jobs, will never quit, and he will, however reluctantly, accept a position that they both know will place a huge target on his back.
And Illario has to live every day knowing that one of his only two remaining family members, and the only person who actually cares about and loves him, the only person Illario really even likes let alone loves, is going to die. Any day now. He has to think about it on every job they do, every day they continue to be who they are; the only surviving Dellamorte heirs. He has to think about all the loss and grief he's been through, and know that the worst is yet to come. Not that he didn't love his parents, but he was young, and it was so long ago. Losing Lucanis, who he loves, who he's known and loved for like 30 years, will be the worst thing he's ever had to experience and he has to know it.
Have you ever known you're about to lose somebody close to you? Have you ever had to wake up every day with the thought that this could be their last haunting your every waking hour? Have you ever found yourself wishing, even if only in the deepest farthest back part of your thoughts, that they would just die already because you can't take another day of worrying and waiting? I have. Anticipatory grief is hell.
And I think that's where Illario is at with Lucanis. Every day is like that, watching Lucanis tightrope along the edge of death and just waiting for the worst day of his life. Illario doesn't want Lucanis dead, not really. (Even if the thought "I'd be First Talon if you weren't here" has crossed his mind.) He loves Lucanis. But Lucanis is going to die anyways, so he might as well just get it over with. Lucanis himself said his calling is death, and Illario's is First Talon. You could, in a twisted way, argue that this is what Lucanis would have wanted.
Illario has faced loss before and come out the other side, so once Lucanis is gone it'll hurt, but he'll be able to start moving on. And Illario will get what he's always wanted: he'll have proven he's the better Crow, he'll be the favourite (by default), and he'll be First Talon, like he wanted. So he'll be fine. Everything will be fine.
#Illario Dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#this man can fit so much trauma and anxiety in him 👍#I just wanted to talk about anticipatory grief why did this get so long#To be clear I'm not saying this is his “real reason” or anything I think it's one part of a whole big complex mess#I think there is also a whole other discussion to be had about how Illario NEEDS to be First Talon because otherwise his whole life has#been torture and suffering for nothing. If he doesn't get to be First Talon what was all that pain and suffering FOR?#And also he needs to feel good enough#And also this is the only real life goal either of the Dellamortes were allowed to have. Of course he wants this.#He's never been allowed to let himself want anything else. Of COURSE he wants this.#Which is also why Lucanis; who DOESN'T want this; wants to die instead#Because those are your options
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Let's normalize being romantic with boys. Let's normalize giving them gifts, complimenting them, telling them that they don't have to do everything themselves, that they can count on help. Let's normalize asking them if everything is okay or if they are sad and giving them space when they say they don't want to talk about something. Let's normalize caring for their well-being, reassuring them that they are attractive and that they are wanted. Let's normalize them wanting to be little boys again, to enjoy something like a child, to be kissed on the forehead or to be stroked on the head. They need it as much as we do.
#relationship#couple goals#i love him#husband appreciation#my man#my husband#happiness#loving#husband material#couple#lovers#lovers and friends#love quotes#love quote tumblr#love lines#love life#in love#love language#love letters#love thoughts#touch#intimate#intimacy#desire#passion#seduction#soft and tender#tender love#soft love#gentle love
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📍Brazil 🇧🇷
#video#view#paradise#nature#paraiso#natureza#explore#travel#trip#vacation#brasil#brazil#mansão#mansion#travel destinations#home goals#house goals#pool#garden#music#goals#man#lifestyle#life goals
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i don’t understand how people constantly say Jonathan is a bad boyfriend, when he’s one of the only people who has ever cared about Nancy’s dreams and aspirations besides Karen. Have they had their issues? Sure, but to say he’s a terrible boyfriend when all he has ever wanted for her was the absolute best, is crazy.
#stranger things#stranger things 5#jonathan byers#stranger things season 5#jancy#charlie heaton#nancy wheeler#jancy endgame#jonathan#Steve never cared about Nancy’s dreams#never took the time to pay attention to her#to her goals or wants#and that’s why the whole s4 stncy was more one sided#because they only focused on Steve and his feelings for Nancy#had Steve tell Nancy about his dream#never made Steve show any interest in her career or college#and that’s why Jonathan will always be the superior boyfriend#he’s risking the relationship he LOVES#just so Nancy will be able to achieve her dreams#because he feels like he’s holding her back#he’s the only man in her life that has genuinely showed interest in her goals#you’ll never convince me Steve is the better choice#sorry
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Repair day
#day 3 for vashtember#prompt was robot arm so I wanted to draw something softer#djdjdkdoe I was supposed to finish this on the third but unfortunately life happned and I couldn’t be bothered to post it yesterday to uhhh#but yeah I like how this turned out lol#it got so lazy toward the end rip#if yall say anything abt that janky ass hand I’m going to eat you#like I spent so long shading them face and hair but when I got to the pants I was like man fuck this#the goal for these drawings is to try and help me find a new rendering style since I was really not happy with my last one#still don’t rly know what I’m doing but I’ll get there lmao#Trigun#trigun maximum#trigun manga#Vash#vash the stampede#my art#trimax#Vash Trigun#Trigun Vash#vashtember#Trigun art#Trigun fanart
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I wanted to draw that ref I found in pinterest!! <3
#man is large like a noddle lmao#goal in life#to draw beautiful and detailed dresses#obstacle: my laziness XD#artists on tumblr#digital art#hobie brown#across the spiderverse#fanart#astv#astv fanart#dress#hobie in dress
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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Manifesting a wealthy housewife life & a happy, healthy family ✨



#feminine#feminine energy#housewife#tradwife#marriage#provider#provider man#kept woman#high standards#women#black women#goals#life goals#couple goals#family goals#soft life#black femininity#femininity#soft girl#stay at home mom#family#wealthy#healthy#manifesting#manifest
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len and mick make such a devastating ship. they're partners in crime, they're polar opposites. fire and ice, what did you expect? they've been allies for years, mortal enemies for some. friends for all of them. they've watched each other grow older. len's going gray, mick's health is waning, they both ache. they hate each other's guts, they love each other like brothers. they can't see a world without one another.
they never understood each other. they never believed it mattered. they spent countless nights in front of the TV, hiding, in a jail cell, alone, in a car, on the cold hard ground, in a motel room, in heaven. in hell. together. they can't see a world without each other.
they'll always look out for each other, until they don't. they'll always be there for each other, until they aren't. they'll always come back for each other, until they can't. they win, they bleed. they lose, they scar. they break, they pick up the mess. they keep going, they keep breathing. he can't see a world without him.
(and they'll never say a word about it.)
#coldwave devastating ship goals 😃#sad old man yaoi 😢#dc comics#flash rogues#central city rogues#captain cold#leonard snart#heatwave#mick rory#coldwave#me when i spend decades of my life with bro and i never tell him how i feel#len and mick totally would age out of crime and retire together
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got any fiddleford trad!spousing us? idk
cw // implied noncon, pregnancy, religion
18+!! minors dni!!
hmmm see im not good with fiddleford but i def think that he'd be into housewife type life. he feels like a southern, traditional man, so i can see him convincing you to give up college to be his spouse and parent to his children. also if you can get pregnant, he's DEF getting you pregnant and being like "start taking online courses" "unenroll for the semester" "the stress isn't good for the baby :("
also if you're religious, trad!fidds would def use religion to manipulate you.
#minors dni#tw implied noncon#tw pregnancy#tw religious manipulation#yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#gender neutral reader#fiddleford x reader#yandere fiddleford#trad wife#trad husband#trad life#EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#dont give up ur dreams for a man pls!!!#if ur religious like me!! know that god wouldn't want you to give up your goals and dreams for a MAN
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A fishy NPC from one of my D&D sessions
#I LOVE YOU CREATURE GUYS#fish man oh fish man sell me one of your sandwiches#i love drawing nonhumans its like my goal in life is to draw as few humans as possible ...#d&d#d&d npc#d&d art#dnd art#dnd character#dnd npc#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dungeons and dragons art#fish character#original character#oc#cheese draws
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Safety in his arms
Maturity in his words
Purity in hus soul
Love in his actions
#i love you#lovers#love quotes#love#couple#man and woman#loving you#trust#maturity#emotional maturity#emotional intelligence#emotions#relationship goals#relationship#safety#mature love#personal growth#growing up#marriage#married life#hugs and kisses#thoughts#self love#connection#honest hearts#true and honest#true colors#healing#couple therapy#couple things
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My husband thinks my body is one big pillow. My boobs? A pillow. My butt? A pillow. My thighs? A pillow. My knees? A pillow. My stomach? A pillow. My head? A pillow.
He hisses like a cat when he lays on me and I tell him I'm uncomfortable. 😂
#relationship#couple goals#i love him#husband appreciation#my man#my husband#happiness#loving#husband material#couple#lovers#lovers and friends#love quotes#love lines#love life#in love#love language#love letters#love thoughts#touch#intimate#soft and tender#tender love#soft love#gentle love#couple memes#funny couple#funny love#funny stuff#love memes
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