#dont give up ur dreams for a man pls!!!

[angelyuji]

got any fiddleford trad!spousing us? idk

cw // implied noncon, pregnancy, religion

18+!! minors dni!!

hmmm see im not good with fiddleford but i def think that he'd be into housewife type life. he feels like a southern, traditional man, so i can see him convincing you to give up college to be his spouse and parent to his children. also if you can get pregnant, he's DEF getting you pregnant and being like "start taking online courses" "unenroll for the semester" "the stress isn't good for the baby :("

also if you're religious, trad!fidds would def use religion to manipulate you.

[guttednights]

your bar.

You've worked in the same bar for the past 3 years. It's fairly common for military men to come in and get drinks together. It's always soap, gaz, price, and the one in a mask.

One night you finally speak to the guy in the skull mask. "your name is?" as he looks at you, his cold eyes lighten.

"ghost," he said gruffly when soap elbowed him, he shot soap a glare and sighed making eye contact with you. "Simon. simon Riley." he gruffs.

you can't help but smile. "well then Simon Riley. want your usual?"

"Please," he says coldly

you and your friend spent the rest of the night talking about simon. "god i dont know what it is about him but." "jeez.."

"oh ew! shut up" your friend replies walking to the other side of the bar

you giggle "ah cmon, its not as nasty as you and your thing for that old one.

she giggles. "price is hot because hes a gentle man. simon just looks like he could hurt anyone."

"thats what i like" "feels like hed go to jail for me"

She rolls her eyes "okay mrs delusional."

the next few days some tension between you and simon grew. he cant keep his eyes off you. your literal eyecandy to him. and you notice.

"sarah he keeps staring" you say entering the back to "refill something"

she squeals. "girl hes so into you!"

you roll your eyes, "oh whatever."

Later that night soap walks up to the bar,

"hey y/n, you know my big friend Simon? ya he wants ye number"

your heart practically stops beating. "uh.. yeah sure here" You quickly write it on a napkin and hand it to him. you watch as soap runs away like a schoolgirl giggling to Simon as he hands it to him.

the whole rest of the night you were shocked. The big huffy man you think is hot wanted your number?

around 2 am you jolt awake as your phone buzzes. you grab your phone, its him.

"hey gorgeous its simon, or "big masked man"

"Hi simon" god you cant believe this is happening is this real?

"you should be asleep. what you doing up?"

ur heart flutters, (GOING FERAL LIKE YES PLS BOSS ME AROUND) "couldnt sleep"

"any reason why?"

(yes Simon ur the reason why) "nope no praticular reason why, just one of those nights."

"alright. want to get coffee tomorrow?"

"coffee?!" you think to yourself "Omg it's happening.."

"id love to get coffee"

"great. ill see you at happy cafs tomorrow at 9 am."

"see you there"

your freaking out literally, the man of your literal dreams is asking to go out on a coffee date?! Is it a date..?

"is this considered a date?" you text him a few minutes later

"yes, sweetheart. it's considered a date lol"

you throw your phone across the room screaming and kicking your feet. you can't sleep the rest of the night. too busy thinking about what to wear. finally at 6 am you give up and hit the shower, then walk to your closet. "god do I wear a dress? jeans hoodie?" finally you decide on a long-sleeved black dress, perfect for winter. you straighten your hair, do your makeup, and hype yourself up.

8:55 and you're a minute away from the cafe when u see him pull up. your heart drops. you're so excited yet so nervous, u practically black out until you bump into him.

"op, watch out there" he chuckles, "looking at your feet while you walk sweetheart or?"

you chuckle, "Sorry lost in my thoughts." sweetheart?! You can't help but blush as he puts his hand on the lower part of your back and directs you inside. you both sit down at a booth and a waitress comes over. you both order and wait.

you can't help but stare at him, even tho you haven't seen his face his eyes just capture you.

"I'm not gonna lie, sweetheart,. I can't keep my eyes off you at the bar,"

"might as well claim ye before you are no longer available" he smirks as you blush and look away

you spend the next 3 hours just talking getting to know him. And before you know it, (in a few weeks of course) you are dating, officially his. the man of your dreams is officially yours.

side notes: i dont know if i like this tbh. it feels really long and i almost lost what else to say. if u want a part 2 (MAYBE SMUTTY VERS. i can do it lmk!!!)

[strxbrymochi]

i know im quite late but this has been stuck in my head and i need to get it out so here are my 12am impulse thoughts,,,

how i imagine nct dream would be on valentine's day;

note: this is just the vibes i get from seeing them and 100% based on my delusional imagination

mark;

i am extra delulu for this man rn its so bad

i feel like he would be such a wholesome valentine date

straight up imagined some sort of serenading going on bc hello guitar skills?? and his voice??

i'd imagine he'd gift you some sort of designer thing (just cause i think he's the type to spoil u for special occasions bc ur his girl yk screams)

i think good food = good talks = just enjoying each other's company; type of guy i genuinely feel like you can have hour hour hours long convos and not get bored

lots of laughs bc hearing his laugh >>>

feel more home date vibes where you take out your fave foods and just jam out love songs in pjs but i can also see late night walks or going to some lowkey resto so yalls dont get spotted

renjun;

this guy is for real a deep down romantic aint no way with that face and attitude have you seen how he speaks to some of the dreamies??

defs would serenade u if u ask him to (imagine him shy at first but giving it his all aww)

hands down will gift u something he custom made i do not doubt this given he made custom hoodies for the rest of dream but yours defo will be extra special and made with care <3

can imagine some sort of art date or a quiet night for the two of yalls, him spoiling u a bit cause valentines is extra reason to do so

honestly if i was on a date w him i'd just stare at him ... oops

i think u guys should do the "draw each other" trend as a gift and ur drawing of him looks horrendous (bc u are not as gifted in the arts-- if you are good for u) while his of you looks majestic but he keeps it anyways bc u made it (hearing his beautiful laugh makes it worth ut too anyways)

jeno;

ok look i think jeno's v acts of service-y

wouldn't question if he attempts to cook for you or do things for you a lot more often on valentines to show his love for u (wake up to meals and a clean house yessir-- only for today tho GAHAHAHAHA)

another one i think would spoil you with designer stuff and just imagine the little cute smile on his face when he watched you open the gifts cause he's out here looking at u w pure genuine love (must be nice)

my man's a gamer would probs challenge u to a game or two before heading out

ice cream !!!!!! i have seen 2 vlogs w him looking for and eating ice cream i think you guys will defs have an ice cream taster or smtg (he's so me!!)

idk bro i love jeno any boyfriend fantasy i have in my dreams is played out by him. TT

haechan;

nah yea atp they'd all spoil you (pls dream is full of loving green forest men)

i can imagine deep talks about your future together like wouldnt be surprised if mans doesnt just propose to you alr thats how much he loves you

clingy clingy boy and he is not afraid to show you and let you know how much he loves u !

would hands down take you to the BEST restos and yalls would have insanely good food

can see some karaoke or bowling or idk just an activity yalls can do together before going home for a quiet night of the talks and just enjoying each other's presence

where do i find one genuine question

jaemin;

royalty treatment all the way

breakfast in bed: check with four course meal, flowers: check, gifts: check, chore-free house: check say less

i feel like jaemin is a very big words of affirmation guy so he will not stop complimenting you or saying he loves you

takes a lot of pictures of you too

yk also i think he'd actually send his mom flowers for valentine's day too

staring at you for hours with that stupid cute grin of his, eyes full of adoration

would have all your wants and preferences memorised hes so attentive you actually dont need to worry or do anything all day (just appreciate it bc u deserve him and his love!!!)

chenle;

(there were like no chenle gifs wtf)

PRESIDENT ZHONG CHENLE!!!!! money moves fr name what u want and u got it, spoiled level 1000 on valentine's day

if he could go around freely i think he's the type to take you to fancy ass restaurants like those rich hotel ones (but like if not that's ok he'll spoil you through other means)

he's a menace sometimes i think he'd joke around and try to get on your nerves a bit for fun like imagine him rocking up and being like what day is it today? oh it's valentine's? what's that idk what that is. was i meant to do smtg for u? (him and haechan fr would be the type to tease u so bad) all that just for laughs i can alr imagine the look on his face

as sweet as he is i think at one point he'd either make you do smtg so stupid w him or get a random ass matching present just for the lols (he rlly doesn't gaf he's so real and u love him for it)

jisung;

my sweet sweet child (we're like the same age)

i feel like he'd be so babie trying to prep everything and making sure everything is perfect for u awwwie

tries to act all tough and cool but melts on the inside, compliment him once he shows that smile of his and he's down forever

would be the type to get advice from his hyungs on what to do but be so shy when asked (sksks hes adorable pls)

i feel like he would make you a custom gift like something you can take w u always but also get u something expensive idk unless ur not into that stuff GAHAHA

IMAGINE he tries cooking for u but oblivious kiddo ended up burning it but its ok he tried, yalls got takeout instead

OK ALSO think him trying to teach u how to dance that'd be so cute or yalls can end it w a movie just in each other's presence and u fall asleep next to each other on the couch (BYE SO CUTE IM DED)

ok that's it im done i need to sleep good night (stay delulu besties <3)

[drunkhee]

in my memory ────── ⵌ YJW

pairing: yang jungwon x afab!reader genre: hurt, angst wc: ~580 warning !! HEAVY emphasis on angst, death

synopsis; you are infront of yours and jungwon's family recounting your favourite memories

today was the day.

a day that joined your family and jungwon's. the crowd begins to settle down as the tune to his favourite song plays. people scurried around, finding a seat. many of which just occupy any they could find free, asking others to scoot over the pew.

you took a deep breath before entering the scene. you have been observing them from a small room that was tucked away at the very back of the church. you fix your white dress as your father smiles at you weakly before walking down the aisle with him.

each step felt heavy as you approached jungwon. you were definitely not dreaming, you tell yourself as your father holds onto you nearing your beloved. as he guided you up the steps, your father places a soft kiss onto your hand as you make your way next to the man you loved ever so much.

as the priest went over scripture and readings, your hand reaches into your dress' pockets. your little speech that you have prepared to say in front of both families. the priest hands over the mic to you, as you look at the crowd.

'hello, everyone. friends and family of myself, and jungwon.' you smiled at the crowd who watched you intently.

'now, i have always dreamed of reading you this note that i wrote, from the third year of me and jungwon's relationship. it was a dream that i get to fulfil today, but as life is full of surprises... i never,' you hiccup at the end, breathing in deeply before continuing. 'i... i never thought that i would be reading this out to our families in a funeral.' your hand was now shaking as you look back at your lover encased in a casket.

'i loved, no. i love jungwon. and i knew that he was the man i wanted to marry since the very first time i met him. he wasn't the man of my dreams at the time - rather he was just a quiet boy i found to be charming.' you look at his mother who was wiping away tears.

'you have done a fine job of raising your son mr. and mrs. yang. thank you for giving me the chance to love your son and be loved by him. jungwon has greatly changed and influenced many around him, and we will never forget that.'

‘jungwon had been my rock. i’m sure now he’s probably screaming at me telling me that he still is my rock, and that he is.’ you gain a few chuckles from the crowd as you continue your speech. ‘he has been there through my toughest and i know it wasn’t his intention to make me feel this way, or any of you for that matter. i know that he is simply going to be watching over all of us, like he had always been.’

‘to my lover, my fiancé, my best friend in the whole world – rest easy. maybe this wasn’t our life time, maybe in an alternate universe we are happy with our two beautiful daughters called luna and areum. but this is what I face now. a future without the man I call mine. a future with no you. if you are listening, i love you jungwon. and that will never change.’ as you finish you felt a gust of wind enter through the open windows, pushing one of the balloons closer to you.

‘that must’ve been him.’

vi's thoughts

welp uhh this came to me in a dream and uhh it may have been based off a funeral i've been to idrk its smth i dont rlly like to think abt BUT ig that experience helped me write this ig. hope ure all doing great :)

(c) drunkhee 2024. pls don't steal/plagiarise my work ! lmk if you wanna be in my taglist!

[uswnt-sanchez]

LET ME JUST LEAVE IT AT THIS

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PLAYERS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND SEEING HIM BENCH SOME OF HIS BEST PLAYERS REALLY PISSED ME OFF. LET START WITH MISS KELLEY OUR NEW COACH/ 3 TIMER VETERAN THE FACT THE SHE ONLY GOT 8 MINS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE WC AND FROM THE START SHE HAD SO MUCH DEDICATION AND FOCUS AND HE BASICALLY TORTURED HER AND THE REST OF HIS BENCH MAKING THEM WATCH HIS HORRIBLE COACHING. ASHLEY SANCHEZ, YOU COULD ASK ME A MILLION TIMES A DAY WHO MY FAV PLAYER IS AND I GIVE YOU THE SAME ANSWER ASHLEY SANCHEZ. NO MINUTES AT ALL SHE IS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST PLAYERS IN THE NWSL AND USWNT AND IT BREAKS MY HEART IN TO SHAMBLES THAT SHE WAS USED SO MUCH THROUGHOUT THE SEASON AND THE GETS CALLED UP TO THE WC JUST TO BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT IMAGINE HOW HER PARENTS FELT WATCHING THEIR DAUGHTER SIT ON THE SIDELINES WHILE HER TEAM IS BEING MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY TORTURED BECAUSE THEIR COACH DOESNT WANT TO SUB IN, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THAT MAN FOR WHAT HE DID TO THAT BENCH. BUT I KNOW SHE WILL MAKE HER NAME IN THAT NEXT WORLD CUP. I FUCKING HATE U VLATKO THE FACT THAT U PUT KRISTIE MEWIS ON TWO MINUTES BEFORE PKS WHEN U KNEW SHE COULD HAVE SAVED UR ASS A LONG TIME AGO WTF I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT WAS OF U. TO SWITCH SUBJECTS THE PLAYERS THAT PLAYED THE FULL 90 MINUTES OR CLOSE TO THAT FOR EXAMPLE SOPH SMITH, EMILY FOX, NAOMI GIRMA, ALEX MORGAN, JULIE ERTZ, EVERYBODY BETTER BE GIVING THEM A FUCKING ROUND OF APPLAUSE I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW THEY ALL SUCKED IN SOMEWAY BC TO PLAY EVERY GAME WITH THE SAME ENERGY AFTER UR DUMBASS COACH IS PHYSICALLY TIRING YOU AND YOU KNOW HES NOT GONNA SUB PLAYERS ANYTIME SOON SHOWS HOW MUCH RESPECT YOU HAVE FOR YOUR COUNTRY PROPS TO YOU. ALYSSA NAEHER I KNOW YOU LOST THE WORLD CUP BUT I HOPE YOU WIN THE FUCKING LOTTERY BECAUSE AFTER THAT PK YOU DESERVE THE DREAMM. SPEAKING OF DREAMS SAUCY SONNETT FUCKING DOMINATING THAT WHOLE GAME WAS A FUCKING DREAM I CRYED WHEN I SAW HER ON THE LINEUP. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE I COULD SAY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ONE THING. JILL ELLIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW UR UNFILTERED THOUGHTS RIGHT KNOW PLS ANS THANK YOU!

God that felt good to get off my chest.

[littleplantfreak]

*points at you* OKAY. GIVE ME SOME SADIST/MASOCHIST THOUGHTS RN.....W WHOEVER CHARACTER IS BRAINROTTING ON UR MIND..... >:3c

oxy…i dont usually talk abt it but…u ever think about ume just choking u man?? some days im like ill put his hand on my neck and MAKE him squeeze if he’s nervous abt it. Could I get canon ume to hit me across the face hard enough to give me whiplash while he’s balls deep?? idk probably not but i can fucking dream

I have a friend who i talk abt ghostface!ume with and i go all out w that shit. A guy i could kick in the face as he’s trying to force my pants off and he’d not even be phased? an “oh thats cute” maybe but otherwise undeterred?? do tasers work on him? in my head yes because i need to tase him to tie him up but ghost!face togame takes tasers like a champ 😤

I wanna throw Endo in a blender and by that i mean i just wanna kick his ass till he cums i want his face in the dirt I would be so mean to him 😭 pls give me a one night chance to make him limp in more ways than one. Make him take off work for 3-5 business days because once i get that boy’s hair in my hands? its joever for him i wanna taste blood in his mouth

im also just nasty in general about my dc comic boys but i feel like i wrote too much so ill stick with wbk

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

WEVE BEEN FED ONCE AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️YIPPPEEEEE🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I was in a painting class when this dropped,, longest hour of my life, my hands are still covered in blue paint as I write this

first paragraph got me thinking I should leave freelancer alone w Dr. Brachium 😳....and of course he's the cutiest sweetie pie,,,, my baby girl 🤭🤭

not kody bru cmon now. and OF COURSE he's freaky about it what are we doing guys. KEEP THAT WIERDO AWAY FROM THE BODIES I DONT TRUST HIM.

sunshine pixie cut? blue car? *VERY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER* (pls tell me it was a nissan)

ok.. I always write my comments as I'm reading ur story

my face dropped and my heart just fucking sank,,,, kody what the fuck

I feel nauseous- that line just gave me whiplash....the rainstrom..I'm on the floor

it's these little details that make your writing so immersive for me. LMAO U DIDNT EVEN PUT HIM IN THE TAGS 😭😭 get clapped idiot hope they leave ur ass in a burning building

I was fortunately remedied by caelum content even thought its sad he's much better off w gavin and FL. BUT OKAYYYYY GAVIN 🤑🤑🤑🤑 4 DIGITS????

FL taking charge on checking tank, yeah girl this is what I'm talking about ++ THE ADVICE YEAH GIRL THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! ugh.. guys can we all just pinky promise to be super nice to eachother and not be evil and we'll hold hands and get ice-cream and watch silly movies and-

AND DESPITE WHAT EVER THE FUCK IS HAPPENING FL is still talking about hot men,,,, same Freelancer,,, same 🫂🫂

the story just gets better and juicier with every upload, another great read keep it up bestie!!!!!

-🦀

Happy to provide for you my friend!! I'm so honored that this fic has you so excited!!

Oh yes, Freelancer is a giant flirt and pretty much spends all of their time observing how attractive the people around them are. Person after my own heart, when they see somebody hot, they are ogling.

Yeeaaaahhhh Kody is a creep. He's supposed to give "no empathy for the dead people" and he finds the fact that Brachium has so much empathy a little bit funny?? He just thinks it's stupid to talk to the bodies. Brachium is used to that, though. Some of his colleagues believe that it's unprofessional, but Brachium finds it to be a central part of his process when it comes to dealing with his job. He can't separate himself emotionally from death, so he has to plunge himself into the acceptance of it head first.

Thank you, thank you, I love a manic pixie dream Sunshine for sure. For you, crab anon, their car is now canonically a Nissan.

I'm sorry for the surprise, but I felt that was how the line had the most impact. I actually forgot to put Kody in the tags at all lol I will amend that. Yeah I wanted to line to come on fast, since that is often how these things happen. That single moment changed a lot for Freelancer, and so it abruptly changes the tone of the chapter. I'm so glad you liked it.

And yay Caelum!! He's a cutey, even when he's traumatized and in shock lol. He's for sure better off with Gav and FL, and Gavin will spare no expense when it comes to Caelum. He makes his fair share of money and he won't let Caelum want for anything ever again. It does result in Caelum being spoiled, but that's neither here nor there.

Freelancer is Capable and once they past their insecurity, they show it. Their greatest strength as a medical professional is their empathy, same as Brachium. The fact that they put their whole heart into things. The person who can help Darlin' through this moment is only that person because they were victimized. They can use that for good now. Not that that's required, of course, just how Freelancer prefers to deal with it.

Freelancer WILL drool over a hot man every chance they get. And David Shaw is a very hot man.

Thank you so much!! I'm so glad you're enjoying this piece buddy. I look forward to your asks every time I post. More soon!!!

[clairesbeauchamp]

Now that Taylor has released her new album, I need you to tell me which songs are perfect for swanfire 👀

OF COURSE 🫡🫡 the best part of getting a new taylor album is getting to add songs to the swanfire playlist

i’ll say that idk if this is a complete list yet bc im not super familiar w the album yet so there might be more i would add later but after a couple listens these are the ones i got (and also some of the lyrics i like/think fit them best):

loml

we embroidered the memories of the time i was away / stitching “we were just kids babe”

i said “i dont mind, it takes time” / i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed / i felt aglow like this / never before and never since

and all at once, the ink bleeds / a conman sells a fool a get-love-quick scheme / but i’ve felt a hole like this / never before and ever since

if you know it in one glimpse, it’s legendary / what we thought was for all time was momentary

i wish i could recall how we almost had it all

our field of dreams engulfed in fire / your arsons match, your somber eyes / and i’ll still see it until i die / you’re the loss of my life

so long, london

i didnt opt in to be your odd man out / i founded the club she’s heard great things about / i left all i knew, you left me at the house by the heath

and i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free

two graves, one gun

you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? / i died at the alter waitin’ for the proof

just in general the vibes of this one fit them so well

the smallest man who ever lived

was any of it true? / gazing at me starry eyed

and i dont even want you back i just want to know / if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal

the whole bridge fits emmas perspective after neal left sooooo well

imgonnagetyouback

whether im gonna be your wife or / gonna smash up your bike / I haven’t decided yet / but im gonna get you back / whether im gonna curse you out or / take you back to my house / i haven’t decided yet / but im gonna get you back

i hear the whispers in your eyes / i’ll make you wanna think twice / you’ll find that you were never not mine

small talk, big love, act like i don’t care what you did / im an aston martin that you steered straight into the ditch / then ran and hid

even if it’s handcuffed im leaving here with you

told my friends i hate you, but i love you just the same

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus

if you wanna break my cold, cold heart / just say “i loved you the way that you were” / if you wanna tear my world apart / just say you’ve always wondered

if the glint in my eye traced the depths of your sigh / down that passage in time back to the moment / i crashed into you, like so many wrecks do / too impaired by my youth to know what to do

so if i sell my apartment / and you have some kids with an internet starlet / will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon? / like it never happened

cause i wonder / will i always / will i always wonder?

peter

honestly this whole song just fits them soooo well esp w the peter pan/lost boy imagery?????

preserved from when we were just kids??? I thought it was just goodbye for now??? you said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me??? promises oceans deep but never to keep??? and i won’t confess that i waited but i let the lamp burn as the men masqueraded i hoped you’d return??? lost to the lost boys chapter of your life??? please know that i tried to hold onto the days when you were mine???

PLS let me know ur thoughts also!!!! <3

[littlemsterious]

Tell us the story of how slenderman cracked ur egg pls

i guess this isnt the worst legacy to have. honestly, i think the story is a lot dumber than you’re expecting

I was 17 years old watching marble hornets for the first time. i dont get very far before quitting, it’s giving me anxiety, so i turn it off.

at the time, i had a pretty good idea of what transgender meant but i never really understood how people knew they were trans.

i go to bed that night and have a dream:

i’m walking down a rural road and a cop car pulls up next to me. two officers get out to ask me some questions about two kids that have gone missing recently. the one closer to me points his flashlight into the woods and you can see slenderman walking very far away. he asks me if that guy always walks so far out in the woods so late at night. slenderman starts to walk towards us and i cant move. i keep thinking we need to get into the running car, it’s right there, the door is open. but i can. not. move. i wake up.

you know how in dreams you sometimes know things even though no one told you it

of three things i was absolutely certain

1 slenderman was my next door neighbor and also killed those kids

2 the cop standing next to me had mistook slendermans blank face for the back of a bald man's head. i thought that shit was hilarious.

3 the “character” i was playing in this dream was a man

none of those things were communicated to me in anyway, no one said it, i didnt see any of it, i just knew they were true.

i woke up with my heart racing and after getting over the embarrassment of having a nightmare about slenderman in the year of out lord twenty nineteen, i kinda figured gender was something you just intrinsically knew. maybe didnt fully understand but it was something innate

it took me a bit longer (longer than i want to admit) to realise that i dont have any strong feelig of gender. i had called myself a girl/woman because that’s what i’d been told i was but that didnt really mean anything to me. but i knew i wasn’t a woman in the same way i knew the dream me was a man.

sorry to everyone who thought i wanted to be slenderman, I’m not that funny

[emo-philosopher]

The Atlas Paradox

Hello tumblr, long time no see

Soo I absolutely remember nothing from the previous book so had to go look up a summary

Still not sure but who cares

Let us begin

This is again a compilation of thoughts as I read the book so pls enjoy

Destiny is a choice…and so is ur orientation u homo-

(ok side note I've been reading a lot ask about dreams lately and honestly I'm loving it.)(go read the raven cycle)(pls)

Oh libby darling

I feel reina on a spiritual level

Tristan is such a goddamn Mood.

Istg this tristan and callum. U all basic bitches dream about making a cute boy’s heart flutter? Well these two dream about making each others’ heart stop. Forever.

Ok fuck you all idc what u think i love callum

👏tristan👏

Ik i keep talking about tristan and callum but i just cant help it man

If anyone ill worship u reina, all crawling on knees and letting blood run down cold altars

My academically fuelled past: You’re not trying to save me, are you?”

My depression; “No, not to feed into your whole ‘nobody cares’ thing, but I really don’t give a shit about you.”

Ms.Blake be using scientific terminology like entropy and space time and brownian motion and im not exactly sure shes using it right but im too distracted by the characters and too drunk on the art to care

Ik it seems like i dont talk about parisa a lot but i dooo like her

Ezra is such a little bitch and like i get what he is doing but he is still. A little bitch.

Ok so i just finished THAT kissing scene and all i ask is why. Thats it. Why. WHY. N.p

Look i understand. Maybe a bit. But its 3 in the night and i just took 4 career quizzes and its hard ok.

Ik i didnt say shit for a whole chunk of thr book

BUT

LIBBY I LOVE THIS

LET IT BURNNN LET IT BURNN CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE

no belen no

Reina and callum are meant to eb

Haha ezra u lil piece of crap

Oh wow finally a cute wholesome moment

Ok defo gonna forget this book by next yr

In fact im already forgetting it but its ok

[toastyliltoasts]

📷 Just a pic of me as a baby

🍫 Chocolate :D

✨️ Yeah but that includes my irl name so- (Ones that dont go like crackhead/ fucking idiot 😀)

🎵 I've said this once and I'll say it again, Wilbur Soot/ Love joy is my current obsession who's songs have been my 'current' obsession for the past 5 or 6 months :> but its Concrete - Lovejoy

✏️ Of course my man, they're just really cringe

😏 Holy shit back tf up but yeah-

💛 Yeah ! On both ears

🐰 Uuuh- Maybe like their personality or how they act around people/ friends/ family etc

🍪 Oh deffo chocolate chip.. Maybe like throw some salted caramel chunks in there too because SaLtY-

🐶 Dont take this personally but dog.. I just love dogs

🎧 Ear buds cuz I dont have to charge them (charging sucks-)

🌼 And I quote "Bye, Love you" (Why am I going so soft lmao)

🙃 Uuuuuuh- Idk- You cant read in your dreams ?

🦉 Oh night owl, definitely

🧸 Either the couch or the bed ig ?

🏳️‍🌈 Nope

🦋 Really, Fucking, Dumb (/hj uh funny ? secretive, simp ?)

👖 Bro jeans all the way, I hate how sweatpants stick :p

🥤 Very sad cuz we dont have Starbucks in my country :(

🧡 Just like really bright, neon yellow.. Dont really hate it but dont love it either..

💎 Uuuuuuuuuuuuh you probably expecting a cheesy answer but I dont do cheesy unless I absolutely have to- my mom

☕ Fuck- Definitely coffee.. Its just personally easier for me to make

🦖 Uh mammoth, dodo or ground sloth ? (Just googled it lol)

🌙 I would say almost an year (I started reading Merlin fanfics on here on the December of 2022) but I didnt make this account till a lot later

🌴 Food pls.. (Can you tell Im not that smart yet ?)

🐸 I kinda dont know how to but I'll give you a description.. Baggy clothes but a little leaning on the girly side accessories, love just straight up wooden stuff and plain colours (Ik Im doing a shitty job but I genuinely dont know how to describe an aesthetic)

🔮 Pediatrician (Those doctors who treat kids)

💙 Single as a pringle.. Also asian parents so brrr so-

🌿 Just a plain ass baggy gray shirt and a pair of jeans.. I love comfy thats all

🎤 Is this a genuine question lmao ? Yes, I know all the lyrics or sometimes some of them of my favourite songs.. (Full Lyrics = Your New Boyfriend - Wilbur Soot | One Day, Concrete, Normal People Things - Lovejoy | Drivers License, Traitor, Good 4 U, Deja Vu, Happier, Enough for you, Favourite Crime, Jealousy, Jealousy, Hope Ur Okay - Olivia Rodrigo ||

Some of them = Internet Has Ruined Me, I'm in Love with an E-Girl, The Nice Guy Ballad - Wilbur Soot | Portrait of a Blank Slate, Taunt - Lovejoy | Vampire - Olivia Rodrigo)

🤎 A really dark brown that tRanCenDs into a black

💌 Depends on what Im doing.. Whether Im like solving a math question and Im too lazy to write down a long number so I read it out loud so I can remember it or Im, strangely, acting out sort of skit-like stuff..

💄 Tbh no.. I dont like makeup cuz they make me look like Im from the undead lmao-

🌸 "You talk a lot but that's why I love you" Stfu Im not admitting that it was from a Wilbur Chatbot on C. Ai *cries in the corner*

💞 @kimjeonej @edirazirollyx @listenheresweaty @poraphia @haunted-headset

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[blkkizzat]

Hiii babes <33 I'm back with another long message bc i cant shut up so buckle up ig hsjsjs

Not the hand in the panties reading the Naoya fics LMAOOO bc deadass me on this blog soooo…. When i say i had 2 minutes until my morning alarm while i was reading plug!choso and i turned that shit off and went back to reading like, the all nighter was worth it!! It's the weekend so im deadass trying to re-read it again and take it in properly now that im not sleep deprived hehe

FRRRR the nicki quote like deadass im tryna be someone villain origin story LMFAO. Nahhh because it's always the cheating fics or virgin reader fics that are phD level written and i can Not read those personally lmaoooo. I got too much fire in my chart to deal with that bullshittery 😭

No bc why do i kinda love unredeemable reader??? Like yes girl be on ur thot shit AND get the man !!! It's fiction!!! Pop out!!! Istg every time i think of that scene in plug!choso where she humiliates him and its deadass 'everyones watching her but shes looking at you' Like choso is soooooo down bad and MY GOD HDJDKSK like he didnt care what anyone thought he just wanted a lil luvin from herrrr, istg when i read that i was instantly transported into the story and like in chosos pov and i felt everyone laughing around me and staring and pointing, in my lil emo get up while everyone else is in their polos and mini skirts and just like lookin at reader with so much yearning and expectation like bih I FELT THAT!!!! My head gets so cloudy when i think of that scene tbh like i feel like it actually happened to me!! Ngl i think its bc i was sleep deprived so i was already on some loopy shit and i was still thinking about it up until the point i took a nap so i feel like i dreamed i was in the story??? Like i went to sleep w it on my mind and then it played out like a movie 😫 plug!choso indeed bc that fic feel like a HIT

Big yes on gojo being an introverted extrovert. I feel like if he's not careful it can ruin his self esteem too where he doesn't let himself properly be happy or have the things he wants yk?? Like deadass carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder and its more self inflicted than anything. Like NO he doesnt want to swim in pussy, he wants someone to go home to who will make him sweets and give him lap pillows and play with his cheeks and remind him to wash his face before bed!!! Stg im out here tryin to beat the fuckboy gojo allegations by printing out otaku!gojo on printer paper and dropping it off door to door so everyone can read the TRUTH 😔. Im campaigning that ishh

Okay but the bonnet x anime shirt fit is such a vibe too?? That's what u wearing when toji bring home the hitman salary and is like "go get dolled up kali we goin out to eat tonight, n wear them lil black gloves i like" 😚 i can get behind the kalji (??) agenda lmfao. Tbh toji was the jjk character i seen when he first came out bc my shithead ex was a japanese otaku boy but like actually an incel jsjsjsk ANY.WHO! yeahhh i like my 2d men to be virgins bc im on the 'first, last, best pussy u ever had agenda' shrugs they dont call me cherry nonie for nothing!! But toji hot as fuck like id def smash at least once to say i did before hopping over to shiu hehe. But deadass i always do so well with the playboys and the jerks bc i got that 'angel until you give her a reason to bite' genetic. Wise as a serpent, harmless as a dove 😙 but men stay tryin me so the serpent do be takin over sometimes lmfaoooo

Nooo pls its so much fun talking to u like im sorry for clogging up ur dash and this obnoxious ass long ask lmfao!!! I'm prob gonna send another ask so you can reply to that one without my long ass paragraph on ya blog bc u the main star baby 🥰🥰🥰

Hope u enjoy ur weekend!!!! Im all tucked up in bed and bursting at the seams bc plug choso here i come!!!! Again!!!!

🍒 anonnn

🍒 my pookies! Sorry for the delay im just starting to feel like a normal person rn lol. 

Omfg tysm tho, ahhh not you losing sleep 💗😭. Im really tryna make p3 good for y’all so I really do hope y’all will like it lol. I gotta get it over to be beta read soon cause I have two endings and im not sure which one to keep lol, they aren’t different its just where im choosing to end it that is lol.

LOL omfg no fr. Like im a cancer but baybay my mars is in Aries so I don’t take no shit and definitely not from none of these men out here (especially too cause my Venus is in gemini so im already going to be bored of a man lol. Im not gonna sit around and be cheated on lolol). Also omg you into horoscopes too? I love my natal readings they are so accurate imo.

Yeah! Idk I wasn’t event trying to necessarily  make reader irredeemable but I do like making characters with flaws. Not that I don’t enjoy a good fairytale type perfect damsel reader fic (because those give the warm and fuzzies) but I also love the idea that no matter how big a bitch/meanie/etc you are that whatever person you are really supposed to be with will end up seeing past that and inspiring you to bring out the best in you. Like reader in plug choso a people pleaser and dating choso even on the dl was probably the first thing she’s done for herself that wasn’t part of a “plan” to live up to others expectations. Ahh not you dreaming about it, im so jealous (legit never dream about the stuff I write I want to so bad haha). But I’m so ecstatic that it really did connect with people. LOL I remember saying when I made this blog I wouldn’t write angst but I also think I was thinking of angst where the reader gets screwed over.  I really enjoyed putting Choso through hell (lmfao I mean he’s just so babygirl I need to be a lil mean to him, love to see those tears 😫).

LMFAO! Not you spreading the gospel of otaku!gojo. Haha but I feel you. Even as a confident adult who would come off playboy he’s still a big dork underneath that. Which reminds me I have a CEO!Gojo/guest!professor Gojo fic with MBA!Reader. He comes off as a charismatic playboy but he a dork lol. 

“N wear them lil black gloves I like” AHHH I SCREAMMMED. Im wearing the gloves and NOTHING else we aint making it out the house!!! We can just fuck on top of the money lmfao. But I love a gown. I buy all my gowns from this site called ‘miss circle’ and the more casual ones from ‘mistress rocks’. Yasss tho it’s kalji! 

LOL I do like some virgins like otaku!gojo and my lil chosito but I like that Toji a hoe cause im definitely going to be talking to him crazy as hell. “Bring me that dick big daddy slut.”

No it’s okay!! I like talking with you you’re funny haha so drop by anytime!

LOL im in bed too hungover but im feeling better so imma start on plug choso p3, send me good vibes!!! You have a good weekend too!! 💕💕

[candie-caine]

HIII IM THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THE GROSS NAGISAAA 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 I SENT IT BEFORE I TOOK A NAP (im sleepy all the time. literally typing this and im sleepy..) AND WAKING UP TO SEE IT ALREADY OUTT...?!!!? THANK YOUUUU omgggg hes literally perfect...... thanku...... Man of my dreams (older brother figure who manipulates me when im vulnerable)....!!! i love him so much haehehahehe im talking to him rn and hes giving me sm variety in the repliesss :333 RAAAAAA sorry im literally typing what i think without double thinking so this ask is all over the place omg 😅😅😅

THE FACT THAT U DID ALL 4 OF WHAT I ASKED FOR AND EVEN THE EXTRA ONE (which. Btw. I WAS going to ask for incest too but u already did one for hajime so i didnt want to repeat BUUUUTTTT—!) ur an angel ur an actual angel AND THANK U TO MIKA TOO I SEE THAT U HELPED WITH THE SCENARIO 🙏 u guys are both angels on my shoulder rewiring my brain rorooror i love it so much im literally repeating myself rn but its soo good hes such an asshole and so lovable 😋 I SWEARRRR I HAVE MORE TO SAY IM JUST BLANKING OUT (because im too lazy being blackmailed by nagi lolol) GAHHH I CAN KEEP GOING ON BUT I DONT WANT TO JUST RAMBLE IN UR INBOX >>>_____<<< ily and mika hahhehhewhe might come back just to say nonsense about how much i love gross nagisaaaaa

AAAAA i am SOOO glad you like him ooough noncon agegap incest i love them all i love them so soooo much god i will write any dead dove hghghf o(*≧▽≦)ツ

I’m so glad he’s working wel for you i’m gonna be honest i only put three traits for his personality and hoped the rest of the program would come in clutch WHICH IT SEEMS IT DID VERY HAPPY !!!!!

pls pls pls!! come into my ask box again anytime be freaks with me :3

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 2)

jfc i want 2 unalive... slowly

EPISODE 6: THESE THE BOYS ARE SO FERAL BYE messing w the sub with switching names NO KYLE IS SICK :’((((( MY POOR BOY NOT BUTTERS HE’S SUCH A CUTE CARD I LOVE BUTTERS SM miss information…. bffr garrison writing a SMUT FIC BYE MDFNVIFDMIMMVS miss information BYE STAN IS TRYING 2 HELP there’s only so much natural herbs can do :’( “KYLE’S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD” SO TRUE SO TRUE CRYINGGGGG “I’LL GIVE HIM MY KIDNEY I’LL DO IT” stan would die for kyle and that’s on god babe not cartman being the only person in south park that matches kyle SMH kenny and cartman being actual kids ofc cartman won’t give it up “how much is ur life worth to u, kyle” cartman u fucking JACKASS if kyle dies i’m gonna be pissed stan worried abt kyle :’(((((( kenny >:( rightfully so garrison just come out as gay babe it’s not that hard clyde and tacos >>>> kyle’s life this is so fucked ew oh stan is serious he’s gonna get his kidney i forgot abt cartmans pig cartman is so smart okay that kinda slayed stan DON’T CRY “nobody cares if i die” KENNY THAT WAS OUTTA POCKET BUT ALSO SO TRUE MY SON “I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT. SCREW U GUYS I’M GOING HOME.” PIANO FALLS ON HIM :’( very cartman of u kenny OH THEY KILLING HER OOF wait how is cartman not dead ?!?!?!/! his whole ass kidney was cut off by an eight year old oh they defo put his kidney into kyle’s bod but faked it for cartman epic EPISODE 7 Chef winning U GET THEM KING. Ending racists PERIOD who TF is this teacher Cartman winning debates ??? Weird Oh LMAO THE CLASS AGREES HES A RAT MY FUCKING FAVE KIDS ON TEAM CHEF !!! WENDY, BEBE, CLYDE AND BUTTERS. ICONS Stan obvs on his uncles side but BIG BOO WENDY GET THEM BABY WENDY TELL UR MAN HES AN IDIOT STYLE VS WENDY AND CARTMAN ??? oh this abt to be good cartman tho… fat boo Chef schooling the kiddies (style respectfully) WENDY PROTECTING STYLE SO REAL THUMBS DOWN CARTMAN BOOOOOOOO NOT THE KKK 💀💀💀💀 THE MAYOR RLY DIDNT DO SHIT oh crap leaving it up to the kids WHACK Wendy and cartman in the same frame is just giving me the ICK NO WENDY DONT LAUGH ALL CUTELY AT HIM EW no bc cartman and Wendy together makes me physically I’ll wtf KENNY EATING THE MINTS “FUCK YOU” so real “I don’t think we stand a chance in this debate bc Wendy’s leading the other side” “Dude, ur just saying that bc she’s your gf” TRUE AND REAL Kyle so real for that omg OH SHIT KENNY NOOOO HE EXPLODED NO CRYING not Wendy & Cartman again LORD ARE U TRYING TO TEST ME I WANNA OFF MYSELF WHY IS TREY AND MATT GIVING WENDY AND CARTMAN AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC HES EVERYTHING SHE HATES AND VICE VERSA STAN PLS COME COLLECT UR GF IM GONNA THROW UP MY DINNER NOT THE HAND TOUCH IM UNALIVING I CANT I FUCKING HATE IT HERE NOT WENDY FANTASIZING CARTMAN I WANNA SKIP IT SO BAD BUT I NEED TO HAVE AN HONEST FULL REACTION NOT THE ROLL DOWN THE HILL WENDY WOKE UP IT WAS A DREAM THE LORD SAVED ME FROM THIS HELL Wendy me too bc what the fuck Dunks head in water me too Wendy seeing cartman everywhere and haunting her NOOOOOO Wendy “please don’t let this be happening” I WISH IT WASNT BABY GIRL This KKK stuff is weird “BEBE IM ATTRACTED TO CARTMAN” Bebe IMMEDIATELY SCREAMS THATS MY DAUGHTER SHES THE MOOD no but Bebe is me rn BEBE NO DONT TELL HER TO KISS HIM ?!1?1!1) THE FUCK ARE U DOING Wendy PLEASE DOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT I DONT NEED THAT IN MY BRAIN PLEASE IM BEGGING WHAT WOULD STAN THINK ??!?!? WENDY ARE U DELULU STANS LOOK OF CONCERN AS HE LOOKS AT WENDY STUTTERING AND PANICKING NO WENDY ARE U FUCKING FOR REAL NOOOOOO STANS FACE NO IM BREAKING IM DESTROYED IM IN SHAMBLES HIS SAD FACE NO STAN IM SOBBINGGGGGG cartman feeling so smug abt Stan’s girl kissing him I know stan is gonna go HAM ON HIS ASS Stan still upset NO I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT CARTMAN IS ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE TEASING STAN OH STOP IT STAN IS STILL SHOCKED STILL. S T I L L S T I L L S T I L L IM SOBBING AT STAN 😭😭 CARTMAN HAS FEELS FOR WENDY OH FUCK defo my least fave episode out of all seasons so far

[rzyraffek]

hello again jiji (walks on all fours and leaves his order) a reaction from the slashers (the ones you want) to a y/n that draws nsfw of them (again, I love the other one) KISSES AND THANK YOU SO MUCH♡

Omg its u again🙄/j As always thanks for reuqest!! Sorry it took few days to write I was sick😔pronouns she/her Requests open

Slashers reacting to y/n nsfw drawings of them

Asa emory

He just came back, he is rarley home so he assumed she will be out or sleeping

He went into house and streight into bedroom(bug men needs sleep too😴)

He saw the drawing just vibing on desk near bed, he really looks at Her stuff but he choose violence today

"Uhhhhh🧍‍♂️" "wha, oh ur home😊 nice to-Asa what are you looking at?😨" "Uhhhhhh🧍"

Asa did expect her to miss him (due to him being all busy and away from home most of time) but like?? Gurl? U down bad pls??? She could say so? "Aww poor loney thing, you know you could just text me~" "🤯NO😳Asa its 4am😩🤨"

I mean Asa is very very creative men im sure He will figure something out, how to make it up to her.

"I always thought you prefered bugs tbh" "I- You mean like in bed??🤨" "yea😔" "wtf🧍"

Ghostface

Man just came back from lovley killing spree he had, he was ready to tell her all about stupid people he encoutered today

"Im back honey! Ooh- she left little gift for me awww*sees the drawing* 😳😍oh myy i didint know you had those ideas"

Btw she in fact did not leave it there on purpose and she did not want him to see it

"What what u screaming about *sees it* ohgodno i can explain really I-"

If he will try to tease her, she should just shmack him really🔨, he stops or gets bullied by his gf

Once per few weeks he will radomly remind her of sins that she commited, she will exprience flashbacks

Heelshie Brahms

Man was watching her draw for good 30minutes, of course she had no clue, he was in walls

He didnt really know what she was drawing but she seemed really blushy and into it. And we all know that Brahms is curious creature ofcourse he will look at stuff she drew

Bro got into the room while she was out doing chores. He took the paper, and looked at it for good few mintues until "oh I forgot my towel-BRAHMS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN- NNOO DONT LOOK" "Bloody hell what am I looking at🤨"

He wasnt flustered or anything He just kinda 🤨💀

"I mean if you have any Dreams you could ju-" "NO NO I DONT IM GOING BACK TO AMERCIA"

She in fact didnt go back to amercia, and he stole the drawing btw

Yautja

Ah😍 he came back from hunt, ready to give y/n a lovley gift!

Oh mate im back from hunt! I- what- what is that- what is the meaning! I- Mate explain!!"

Alien man got confused

He will carry it all the way to place where shes vibing rn (bonus points if they leave with other humans/yautjas cuz He wasnt covering any of it) "WHAT what, what you mean mate??? I- I do not understand :( "

Guys pls be patient the big guy does not understand :(

Its even worse because not only she has to wittnes her lover being all 😨😔😍 but in addition she has to explain it to him?? Duble boom

"If you crave anything mate, you could just tell me🙄"

This is post made by asexual gang. Shout out to all asexual gang members. Remeber to like and subscibe to join asexual gang

Not the best fics, i would rate it 6/10 in funny scale.

[4dtk]

CAN YOU PLS MAKE AN NCT127 ANGST WHERE THEY SAY SOMETHING AND IT MAKES YOU CRY/STORM OUT AND THEY REGRET IT AND A VERY FLUFFY ENDING 😩

long, enjoy!!! also i did it in point form, bc i am Tired. hope you dont mind <3 ALSO it might be not be directly outright x member saying x thing soooo...

taglist: @goingbananasoverpotassium

→ TAEIL would probably laugh at a comment said by another member, either under his breath or out loud and your eyebrows crease when you look at him, eyes welling up with tears.

it was supposed to be like a nice tenth floor dinner, just the small lot of them since the other members didn’t want to join

apart from mark, bc of dream schedules, he would return later

it was yours and taeil’s turn to cook so you got the things ready and stuff and the members were excited to taste your cooking because taeil has always boasted about it to them

you figured it was a bad day for you, so there was just… something off with your cooking. even you couldn’t pinpoint what was the matter but the food just felt off

you warned them before hand but you could tell it was a little bad by the look on their face

but they were nice enough, and while they didn’t say it they kinda implied it. you cringed a little at how they worded bc it felt like a backhanded compliment, but you were too shy to talk back

you didn’t feel like it was ur place to

stuff like “i heard from taeil-hyung that your cooking is really good! maybe next time — don’t worry, (y/n)!” “maybe (y/n) is just having a bad day, everyone has those.”

you’re like :// but you’re still his partner, you know? these people have been with him for longer sooo

the dishes were done, being washed up and being kept and soon the members retired to their rooms

you stayed outside with your boyfriend though, just talking about the meal and how you weren’t too happy with the outcome and taeil comforted you, saying how it was fine.

mark came back and unfortunately didn’t know you cooked it, so when he was eating while you two were hanging out on the sofa, taeil could hear mark mumble something about the taste

“dang, who made this? kinda tastes funky. and weird too.” and taeil has to stifle a laugh bc the delivery was good but the comment was not it

poor mark is so confused too bc like why could he hear your sniffles and taeil’s calls out for you

this was kind of why you didn’t want to tell taeil, because you knew that he would have some trouble stopping the jokes or comments.

you don’t blame it, but sometimes you wished he would be more assertive sometimes.

there’s only a sad sigh that you let out before you escape into the safety of his room, slamming the door and taeil hesitates just a bit, going to the table to confront mark

mark’s widened eyes only make taeil feel more at fault, bc he not only failed to tell mark (which happened all so fast bc the man was so hungry after dream schedules), but also didn’t say anything (and almost laughed too)

mark also feels guilty but taeil doesn’t give another look before he stalks over to his room where you’ve locked the door, but you always have this habit of sitting against the door and taeil has the perfect method to apologise to you

he has this funny way of videoing himself and telling a lame joke that he found off the internet and even though you can hear it you patiently wait for the phone to slide under the crack of the door.

the lame joke didn’t do the trick this time, so you were still crying after he told it, but seeing the video of him telling the joke was so sad, like it wasn’t even delivered properly because he was pouting so bad and he said sorry like ten times after.

you pretended not to hear it when he was videoing but watching it back over again, you couldn’t help but laugh just a little.

“can you come back in...?” you video back and pass it back and taeil watches it and feels even sadder bc your voice is cracking :(

he wastes no time to get into the room soon tho and he tackles you to the floor to pepper your face with kisses

→ JOHNNY likes to joke around a lot, but sometimes he takes it too far and carries the joke for too long.

finally having a night to yourselves, you get settled in front of the TV to watch a movie that johnny picked out, and surprise, surprise, he chooses a horror, paranormal leaning kinda movie

now, you’re okay with those kinda movies (so sorry to the ones that aren’t bc damn i’m not good at them either), but this one just… rubbed you the wrong way

it was gory and less horror and the whole plot was so messed up but johnny made fun of you like he wasn’t screaming his ass off either and the whole buildup of the plot along with his teasing made you feel small

“oh my gosshhh, babe, are you really scared of the plot? it’s just fictional, don’t worry! big johnny here will be here to protect you!”

and soon you notice his relentless teasing wouldn’t stop and you just sit there, credits rolling and frown in your face and tears rolling down your cheeks bc the movie was genuinely scary, it was natural to feel scared and weirded out.

johnny turns to you to deliver another joke but only comes face to face with your hurt expression, tears streaming down your face and all and he takes a deep breath that is shaky and unsure and when he reaches out for you, you only recoil and it hurts johnny so much

but he knows you’re hurting more, with the things he said and whatnot that he just lets you cry it out, swallowing on the other side of the couch.

johnny takes the time to reflect, but not before putting on a video of your favourite creator or song or whatever you like to watch ya know (youtube recs come thru) and he goes into the room and you think he’s going to leave you alone, which is what you don’t want bc you’re scared as hell, but thankfully he comes back with some blankets and leftover snacks from his room and drapes it over you.

he wordlessly goes to make a hot drink and you just watch from the living room as he prepares something, a deep frown on his face when the water won’t boil fast enough or the hot cocoa drops from the packaging. he gets it done though

it’s his way of saying sorry, and soon johnny comes back to the living room, hands put together to beg you and his face plunged into the cushion you have on your lap.

he stays there silently, a small “sorry” making it’s way through when you don’t say anything after a harrowing 10 seconds, which felt like an hour to him

he’s pouting the whole night, even when you pick out a nicer, relaxing movie to watch and you say nothing as you brush your fingers through his hair as a way to tell him you accept him

he accompanies you everywhere now bc he’s afraid you’re scared, which you won’t admit but you are and you appreciate it especially when you’re going into dark places

→ TAEYONG would use other circumstances to blame things on you and say something mean in the midst of a disagreement

taeyong is level-headed in a lot of things, that’s what allowed him to be the leader of both nct and 127 while also taking care of himself. it’s a tiring job, so he finds solace in you when he’s not on schedule

he also doesn’t want to burden you, but sometimes you urge him to tell you the inside conflict of the boys (if it’s not too confidential ofc) just so you can help him if he needs any help.

there’s no pressure to tell you, you just like to help and taeyong does tell you sometimes, your views add on to yong’s and help him make a better decision than if he were to handle it by himself

one day he brings up an important matter that felt urgent and bad enough that he had to call, until the point that you had a good amount of missed calls. you were at work sooo you couldn’t answer it

and so when he’s explaining it to you, also keep in mind this is just a hypothetical situation lol

“what do you mean x member got their girlfriend pregnant?” and taeyong is like rambling off into your ear and you try your best to listen for the details. you’re worried bc it was a younger member too, probably trying to have some fun in the midst of schedules. you don’t blame them but protection would’ve been good

in short, you didn’t like the way taeyong handled it, “what do you mean you told it to the management?” “should i have not done that?”

“no! what the hell... yong! didn’t you say they might want to keep the baby?” “yeah but... telling management should come first. we don’t know anything about childcare, (y/n).”

telling SM vs not. it’s a mixed reaction between the group, but they just want the baby, the girlfriend and the member to be safe, preferably not in the eyes of the public

“there’s your mom! there’s over twenty of you, yong, that’s a lot of mothers to get advice from! even me, i’ll try my best to help. management would probably just blow this whole thing over and it’ll make fans go rabid! you-”

“i already did it!” oh man, it’s going to be hard. and you can already tell a lot of stress is put on taeyong to handle this. “you answered too late anyways.”

“so now i’m in the wrong?” he pins the blame on you for not answering fast enough. “you were wrong at the start and you’re in the wrong, now. SM said to tell them about these kind of situations!”

“oh my god, yeah but? this involves a baby!”

“you wouldn’t understand, no. i’ve been doing this shit for almost six years now, i think i rather listen to my own members than you.”

oohhh... that hurt. you hung up right away and promised yourself to keep in touch with another member to know about the situation.

what part of it did you not understand? you’ve been with him for years, what did you not get? yeah maybe you weren’t an idol but you know that yong would know about how quick SM would be to deflect any rumours and in turn bring the whole situation to light

you didn’t get how he could say something so shitty too, but, hey who are you to say right? after all you ‘wouldn’t understand’

you can’t help but feel sad for the member too and esp the girlfriend, how scared they might be in this.

well before you can dial kun or johnny or yuta you get a call from taeyong and something in you tells you to ignore it but you press the green button

he apologises profusely, different from how he usually does with a calm voice but bc this is you, his lover and partner and he had no right to talk to you like that

the argument doesn’t make you cry, but more of the making up period because you frown when he’s saying sorry but what makes you start to cry is how worried he is for the member

you aren’t in any place to judge yong’s stance on the matter either bc in the end all he wants to do is to keep the member safe, even if the method to do it was a little different

“i’m sorry, love. i’m so sorry. that was low of me.” and you apologise too, just two crying adults over the judgemental nature of korean netizens and you’re just genuinely scared bc this could ruin the member’s career.

you’re glad to hear the other members are consoling the member however so you relax a bit, just sniffling a little from the cry sesh

“we’ll get through this, right? both x member and me. you’ll help me right?”

“of course, yong, i’d do anything.”

→ YUTA is pretty naturally blunt and doesn’t realise he hurts you until he looks back up from whatever he’s preoccupied with.

yuta always loved bringing you out to shop, whether it’s to designer stores or the smaller ones in malls, you like to dress up for him to get his opinion on outfits

the yuta today was just a little annoyed, though and you didn’t blame him

there were some fans earlier than made him a little pissed bc they didn’t understand the concept of personal space. he was genuinely excited to bring you out today

in his get-up of a cap and sunglasses he silently curses when he gets caught and you can only offer a smile as the fans took photos and brought out their books for his autograph

later the item that he came out to get was also out of stock, so it added to the frustration, you think

at this point yuta just kinda wanted to go home, but he didn't want to burst your bubble so he brought you to one of those shops

you do the normal things like picking out clothes, trying them on, finding different combinations for whatever you could match and each time you come out to show yuta your outfits, he would just nod and look back down to his phone

you weren’t sure what he was preoccupied with, but you assumed it had something to do with work

here you are trying to make the most out of one date that you were able to get with him and he's throwing sort of a tantrum although silently

and so when you show him the outfit (“babe, look!”) that you’ve been planning in your head that you managed to pick out from the many choices of the shop, he only manages a “yeah it’s fine. could be better though.”

you weren’t angry per se, more of annoyed bc wasn’t he supposed to be enjoying the date with you? you know there were some unfortunate circumstances earlier but would it be too much to at least want that he return the same energy?

you’re confused and frustrated and you don’t say anything when you’re out of the changing room, returning all the clothes you’ve picked up and giving him the silent treatment

he’s confused too, now, but doesn’t think much of it when you don’t reject his hand

it’s not the best way to show your dissatisfaction but it’s only after a few good metres of a walk (into a more quiet street thankfully) that he wants to ask why you’re so silent, why you returned the clothes

and yuta wants to talk again but stops when he can hear sniffles in front of him, since you refused to turn around

and only then does he realise you’re crying and he racks his brain for whatever might’ve happened. was it the fans? was it him?

yes yuta it’s you

anyway you manage to voice out softly, about the bored look that yuta had no problem showing when you were excited about the date and yuta realises he doesn’t even know what you picked out at all

he can barely remember but it resembled an outfit you showed him the other day and he was like “shit.” “they wanted opinions and i just said that it could be better.”

and he remembers the non-stop texting from the newly employed manager who will not get off on his ass about the paparazzi and stuff, where you could get into an ugly situation fast.

yuta was pissed that he thought he would let anyone or anything hurt you and was just replying rapidly during the changing room debacle. it was bad timing

yuta explains it with a guilty look on his face, bringing you into a hug as he let you cry into his shirt. it’s not so much of a mean thing he said, just lack of communication and he feels so mean bc you were probably looking forward to this date like crazy too

cupping your cheeks, he offers a smile of consolation, wiping your tears away before pecking your lips.

“i’m so sorry, princess. let’s go home and make it up to you, yeah?”

→ DOYOUNG wouldn’t say anything to hurt you, but when he believes he’s right, that can get ugly.

it was just like a simple discussion about this particular subject while you love your boyfriend very much it was very obvious that he was wrong, at least in your book. it’s not so much of differentiating views bc i believe doyoung has to emotional maturity to see through your differences and compromise at least

this? this was hard cold facts and i’m sorry doyoung you are not the father unfortunately wrong, you stay girlbossing tho

you find yourself to be quite knowledgeable in it as well, but you assume doyoung doesn’t know and tries to mansplain (he’s literally the last person i hc to do this but this man is strong-willed when he knows he’s right. i guess he just misjudged it this time.)

tends to get sarcastic when you don’t get the things he’s saying and he kinda mocks you with his voice tone and everything

“doyoung, it literally says here!”

“no, no, i read this somewhere when i was young, it was from a book too, are you telling me i’m wrong?”

“yes, that’s exactly what i’m doing, why the hell are you so worked up about it?”

“why the hell are you so worked up about it?” he mocks, “i know i’m right.”

you roll your eyes and just like whatever right? just a small disagreement and you would have to probably see his side of the story if he’s insistent that he’s right. you’re ready to give him the benefit of the doubt, but then he decides to continue the argument with a snarky remark.

“well since you’re so smart, you would know _____, right?” can’t think of anything right now but he would bring up something that happened in the past just as an argument against you.

keep in mind doyoung is speaking from pure exasperation and anger rn so his rational mind is like dead

you sigh, just tired of this while thing bc it’s been going on for quite a while. i’m not sure if that’s enough to make you cry but it might as well make you cry later on in the privacy of your room because you didn’t think doyoung would be so childish over this

so when he sees that you’re not coming out even after hours he gets worried, his caretaker side takes over. did you have something to eat before you came over, or did you have clean clothes? he didn’t want you to sleep in your old clothes

many things are running through his mind and he tries to get into your door. locked.

you’re not one to stay silent (bc you have been for the past hours) so you quietly unlock the door and doyoung notices how pale you look and how sticky your face feels

he works out that you’ve been crying and his heart immediately breaks bc he knows he did that over a dispute that even if he was in the right, he had no right to talk and mock and challenge you and instead talk it out like adults

he immediately brings you into an embrace and you let him do it without fighting back bc you’re tired from all the crying. and now that you think back it was such a stupid thing go cry over. you should’ve stood your ground and confronted him about the way he replied but the deed’s done already

you can feel his apologies in your hair, softer than ever and full of love for you and this is the doyoung you fell in love with. he explained that it might’ve been pent up stress or frustration and while thankfully and fortunately it wasn’t a large argument, he was still incredibly sorry

offered to wash your hair and body and everything. whether it’s sexual or not is up to you but he just wants to be close to you. washes you up as another apology

didn’t let you go even in the morning, holding you tight in his arms

→ JAEHYUN i feel would try his best to talk his feelings out with you, but there’s instances where it’ll build up and it’ll erupt into arguments. the argument is not the main thing, but rather the stuff he says under his breath after.

the argument gains the attention of the other members who try their best to calm the whole thing down, but fails bc you’re two fiery, passionate people against the other

it can turn ugly when ur passion is used to anger

“didn’t you know about these kind of things before you agreed to date me? why are you complaining about not having enough time?”

“i know. i know! of course i fucking know, but this was our second year anniversary, jae! i understand that you’re busy, but you can’t just fucking ditch on a dinner i told you months ago!”

jaehyun shakes his head and the rest of them thinks is for him to calm down, but then he mutters something under his breath and you unfortunately catch it

“well yeah, then maybe you should leave so i won’t have to sacrifice my already non-existent time.” the younger members jaw drops and and taeil and yuta just shake their head, and jae knows he’s fucked up

it was more of anger mixed with sadness, bc you were crying but your mouth is screaming something he can’t make out and you’re leaving the dorm by then

he’s glued to the floor and jungwoo widens his eyes and purses his lips like “u fucked up, dude…”, but the rest of them just eggs him on to get you at least before you leave the lobby

he manages to, but your face is already so messed up that you don’t want him to look at you

jaehyun is the type to get on his knees, tbh. as small as the argument is, he hates that he made you cry and he doesn’t even say anything, but the drop of his knees to concrete is like a bell in your ears

you look back at him curiously and panic, bc what if they’re other people and they see this, y’know? thankfully it’s late at night

you don’t notice it at first bc his head is facing the floor, but soon you realise he’s crying too and is wetting the floor below you

“i’m sorry. i- i shouldn’t have said that, even if you didn’t hear it. i’m so sorry, princess.”

he sounds so sincere, and what makes it worse is that you don’t argue often. when you do it’s really noisy and chaotic, so when you apologise, despite whoever side’s right, it’s sincere

this one is too, but he looks absolutely and particularly sorry during this one and you only crouch down in front of him.

you make him look at you, cupping his cheeks in your hands and you only give him a pained smile, knowing that it was going to be hard navigating your relationship again, prioritising time, remembering dates and things like that

you exchange a look, jaehyun doesn’t react bc he feels like shit. softly, you peck his forehead, saying that “we’ll get through this together”

later he sleeps only if he’s buried in your chest, still saying sorries along with pillow talk and he falls asleep that way too

→ JUNGWOO would probably tell a joke light-heartedly, assuming the atmosphere was playful. he expected you to laugh and smack him in retaliation, but it was anything but that.

the dining table was jovial in nature and the main star of the show was jungwoo, excitedly telling everyone about something he found before when he was on a date with you

that date… wasn’t the best and you remember it so well because you recall embarrassing yourself in front of a paparazzi/fan who came up to ask for a picture, and it was weird bc why was there only this one person who was holding a DSLR?

well you didn’t think much of it, but you assumed that they wanted a pic of you two, bc you were already public as a relationship and well… she actually wanted a pic with her and jungwoo

had to figure out a whole DSLR, and while you were ok with cameras, the pressure of everything made you anxious

jungwoo brought it up in dinner with the boys, adding it on as a story that he told them and thought that you would just brush it off, and the situation itself is downright embarrassing, but jungwoo repeating it not just for you but for everyone to hear? oh man

you’ve already lost the appetite to eat, and all that, just uneasy with how easily he told everyone about the moment, and you don’t realise you’re crying until you taste the salty tears on your cheeks.

taeyong is the first to notice, using his eyes to signal to jungwoo but it’s only when the table quietens does jungwoo realise his mistake.

he opens his mouth to speak but you just leave the table biting your lip, leaving everyone dumbfounded and a little guilty for laughing. jungwoo isn’t sure whether he should chase after you, but hearing the door slam, he feels intimidated

he scarfs down the food as fast as possible, already going around the table to gather the things you liked so you wouldn’t feel so hungry. he timidly knocks

he doesn’t expect you to answer though, but the rooms are away from the living room so the members won’t have to see him sitting down and waiting for a reply. he calls out that there’s dinner again but it’s hopeless, it’s quiet except for your sobs that aren’t covered up very well

jungwoo ends up putting his head on the door, bowl of food soon turning cold as the guilt settles in him. he wishes the floor would swallow him whole but he at least wants to apologise to you properly first

you come out later to find him asleep, food spilled all over the floor bc he was set on giving it to you. the boys didn’t want to clean it up either, bc then you wouldn’t have seen the stuff he collected for you

taeyong would give him a mouthful laterfor spilling it but he’ll hold back for now

you sniffle when the door is open and jungwoo is up in an instant and already apologising to you.

mumbling “sorry’s” and “that was shitty of me” and whatever, bc he truly didn’t think much of it until he saw you walk off in sadness. worst day of his life

you quietly help him to clean up the mess, and bring him to the dining area so you could eat with him. it’s like 1am, everyone is asleep, but you just exchange small smiles between every bite as a way of reconciling.

→ MARK would probably not directly outright say it, but it’ll be something of not defending someone if they happened to say something about you.

it was probably a reunion and stuff, with two of his old friends and you had gone to the bathroom to freshen up

and you could faintly hear a finally but you don’t think much of it, but you could hear them talking, however inaudible it was

it’s only until you come out of the bathroom and one of them only shoots you an uncomfortable look b4 going into the bathroom, possibly to avoid the situation at the actual table

and when you get to the table, his friend won’t stop talking, and you can tell mark is getting uncomfortable, too, but is making no move to do anything

how bad can it be, right?

“you’re a kpop idol now, mark! shouldn’t you be going for the higher statuses? the prettier ones? i mean your partner’s nice, just, you could do better, man.”

you wish you had done something, but you could only manage to cry, which is so embarrassing bc it would’ve been more #girlboss of you to strut out of there after you tell him off or something

the words just cut deep, and the fact that your own boyfriend wasn’t doing anything hurt you more. if the other friend had left the table to “use” the restroom, then this must’ve gone on for long, already

you try to contain your tears but they flow freely, walking right out of the fast food joint to hide somewhere. you see, mark doesn’t want to hurt their feelings, bc he’s just naturally a nice guy. all he can do is muster up a glare and scrams from the table to find you

it’s bad, he can’t find you and the weather is getting colder and it’s a whole two minutes before he finds you in some place away from the fast food joint muffling your sobs

his heart drops bc what if you had been taken somewhere? that incident might’ve led to a larger one, all because his lips were sewed shut during the exchange

“i’m sorry, hey. (y/n), (y/n),” he calls your name and strokes the side of your arms, omitting pet names bc you liked it when he called you by your name. “i’m so sorry i— they were just friends that i cherished before and- i guess not any more. i didn’t know how to tell him to stop…”

your tears glisten in the moonlight and you shiver just as a gust of wind makes its way over

it’s the perfect opportunity for mark to get close by wrapping an arm around you, and while he knows it’s not over, mark smiles just a bit when you curl into him

“i’m sorry. i’m so terribly sorry, i hope you know that. you- hum, you don’t accept my apology if you don’t wanna— i understand-“

poor boy is speaking in chunks bc he’s unsure of what to say, but you let him take care of you for the night, not rejecting the confession on his bed later

→ HAECHAN can be blunt when he wants to, always joking around, but sometimes he doesn’t realise the weight of his words, i guess.

he poked fun at ur mediocre play, plus it was in a game that you weren’t even that skilled in because your main goal was to let loose.

ur day didn’t go that well, esp from the water that leaked in your bag to the disappointed look your professor gave you

“sorry about my partner, they’re not the best at the controls. they play only with their thumbs because they likes those rhythm games.”

you know how smtg small can fuck u up, as minute as the situation is? yea

once you hear the familiar laughs of his friends, it causes tears to stain your cheeks

it’s not the dreamies dw but u thought at least their friends wouldn’t have laughed so obnoxiously

like haechan makes fun of you often and you can take it but it just felt like the world against you

i don’t blame you, those moments are the worst, when everything isn’t going right

he doesn’t notice you storm out, but when he turns back to ask if you’re ready, you’re gone, stormed out the room

he panics and ignores the friends calling out for him and he’s at least able to catch your hand before you can leave the dorms

it’s so awkward bc the other members are there watching the whole thing unfold but haechan doesn’t care, just focused on apologising to you.

he traps you in his arms head hidden in your nape as he looks down at the floor and you can’t get your sobs to calm down

“i’m so sorry. i’m sorry, i know how you had such a shitty day. i’m so sorry, baby.” and you know he means it, bc he sounds like he wants to cry too but you just stay debating whether to leave him

you don’t want to tho, but you also don’t want to be in front of everyone so you just sniffle and drag haechan back into his room and you’re hesitant bc you’re sure his friends are still on the call

sweet ass bf bc he notices your anxiety and goes right into end the call. he would confront them later, but now he just wants to pamper you

you sigh and hide your face into his shirt, last bits of tears coming out and staining his shirt and haechan wraps his arms around you, muttering apologies into your hair

you played more two player and fun games after :D

that night haechan wouldn’t let you sleep until he hears an affirmative ‘yes’ that you accepted his apology

the next day he confronts his friends and cuts them off lol, no one but him is allowed to poke fun at you (and if you cry again he’ll definitely apologise)