#that's the SHIT

[shadowqueenjude]

Look man, what King George offered Charlotte was an introvert's dream. I'd LOVE to live like that for the rest of my life. Does that make me a loser? Probably. But who cares?

[airenyah]

you know when cats shake their tiny little heads and their ears go drrrrrrrt

[shitpostingkats]

An open letter to yugioh vrains:

Ow.

[den-kunn]

Captain's log:

lindel but it's og timeline and young li mei likes milfs

- Respectfully, Captain Raycoon.

[some-overlyrandom-stuff]

Finally got the time to take up Soul Hackers 2 again Ringo I've known you for two hours but I would die for you

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

I did shit today and that's all you can expect from me

[pikechris]

I'm not a fan of musical episodes in general but subspace rhapsody is amazing well done snw

[very-grownup]

Back on shore beside my ship, I scolded each of them. It did no good; the cows were dead already. The gods sent signs -- the hides began to twitch, the meat on skewers started mooing, raw and cooked. There was the sound of cattle lowing. For six days my men banqueted on beef from Helius. When Zeus, the son of Cronus, led in the seventh day, the wind became less stormy, and we quickly went on board. We set the mast up and unfurled the sails and set out on the open sea.

The Odyssey, Homer, translated by Emily Wilson

[veliseraptor]

#the best: this story is a tragedy because #there were SO many ways it could have gone differently #but the very fact of the characters’ natures precluded any option but the tragedy (via @curiosity-killed)

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[graveyarrdshift]

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[allthatispeculiar]

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[threeicedcreams]

Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,