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zombieplaguedoc · 2 years ago

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Washing Machine Incorrect Quote

2p America: Hey mom?

Lady Dimitrescu: Yes?

Me: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's still on?

Lady Dimitrescu:

Lady Dimitrescu: Where's Alaska?

BONUS VERSION

Alaska: Hey uncle Sarge?

Sarge: Yeah?

Me: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's still on?

Sarge:

Sarge: Where's 2p Canada?

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fly-chicken · 2 months ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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blueskittlesart · 2 months ago

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Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

#FINALLY FINISHED IT. THIS HAS BEEN SITTING UNFINISHED FOR ALMOST A FUCKING YEAR #and of course i get around to it right after making that stupid masterpost. well there's another one to add i guess #anyway. this was originally now that you're gone part 2. basically aryll's counterpart to their dad's perspective #botw #loz #skribbles #i will say ignoring this for so long was good actually because it confirmed my suspicions that my pen pressure no longer works #the way it used to. so if you see any weird inconsistencies between panels or pages it's not me it's my fucking tech #for some reason i need WAY more pressure than i used to to get the same level of opacity in sai which is. not great for my hands #but whatever ive gotten used to it by now. ignore the inconsistencies in this comic its fine

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bet-on-me-13 · 2 months ago

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Where is my Portal?!

So! Heroes have a bad habit of stealing Technology when they need it.

The Flash usually stole from Star Labs or any of the dozens of smaller Labs in Central City. Batman was suspected to steal Tech from Wayne Enterprises to build his gadgets. Even Superman stole from Lexcorp every once in a while, although that was more understandable considering their history.

Heroes, despite their main job being to stop people from stealing, were not exactly paragons of The Law. They committed crimes on occasion to stop Villains, and most people just agreed to ignore the tiny crimes every now and then.

Now the Big Crimes, that was a different story. Taking the big important pieces of Tech from these Labs was definitely liable to get people made at them.

All this to say, Danny was not amused when he walked into his Personal Lab one morning only to find his Whole-Ass Portal missing from it's spot in the Wall.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny has his own Portal #He made his own a while ago after moving out so he could visit the Realms and talk to his friends without having to visit his parents #Also so he could Eat #The JLA Needs a Portal to the Ghost Zone for one reason or another and decide to “Borrow” it #Why does this random Illinois scientist even have a Portal to the Afterlife? What is he planning to do with it? Is he dangerous?#They made the right choice in taking it #They were justified #Or so they tell themselves #Danny just wants his Portal back

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astrothii · 4 months ago

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the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.

#and yes they may have all smited paris together after that but oh well #paris of troy #tagamemnon #i never know if i’m using that tag right #iliad #the trojan war #also i’m aware zeus would’ve killed a ton of people one way or another this is just a silly joke lol

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ghosted-jazz · 5 months ago

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I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

#fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop a new wish #dev dimmadome #fop peri #fop cosmo #fop wanda #once again posting my doodles bc i have sooo many about Peri. I can't believe 1 glow up dragged me into hyperfixation brainrot hell so quic #gave Peri white to match his baby design and cause i think it looks nice. The fairies are tinkerbell size to me i think it's cute #son does the *slap the roof of a car* meme. Parents are impressed by his charisma #no one talk to me about the latest episode. I need them to make up and give Dev a hug right now!! Nooooooo i cant wait another week!!#my art

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palmtreepwr · 6 months ago

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like

#genshin #genshin impact #natlan #like i cant be the only one disappointed #yasss cute dendro boy but WHERE IS HIS MELANIN? WHERE IS ALL OF THEIR MELANIN?#another case of artists having to give them their rightful skin tones #this is wild

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uncharted-constellations · 3 months ago

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~What i couldve been~

I was just gonna do the adult timeline zelda but im so enchanted by the idea of these two versions of the same character. People always talk about how link would be changed but never zelda.

#tloz #princess zelda #sheik #majoras mask #ocarina of time #loz redesigns round 2 #art #my art #redesigns #they had Entirely different teen years #a zelda who had to deal with the deaths of those close to her and having to be in hiding #meanwhile training up to hopefully take care of it on her own #only to seemingly doom her kingdom in the future to save another timeline from the same grief #creating this zelda who seemingly at most has one bad vision which is immedietly #confirmed by random fairy boy in the woods #and seemingly lives happily ever after?#i wish we knew more from the new timeline other than boring implications from tw-light pr-ncess #but yes i split different design element over both of them #oot zelda having shorter hair like her sheik form #while mm zelda keeps the long #also using some elements from the kid design like mm still kinda having that headband alongside the crown #the l-nks will be another post since i only have ideas for one right now

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a-sketchy · 1 month ago

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figment

#my art #sumire yoshizawa #i don’t know what possessed me to think doing lineart would be a good idea but i kinda wanna kill that urge permanently after this #turned out pretty good imo though #p5 #p5r #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #palette reqs #that’s right i did another palette thing from 2 years ago. this one’s for you anon

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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None of our hands are clean

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangshan #mianmian #The secret meaning behind one of the jin members scuttling off is:#I couldn't make three people work out in the remaining panels and per my rule of '3 attempts and take a different approach' he had to go.#Sometimes there are meaningful reasons why something happens in the background. And sometimes it is like this.#Let's just say he saw what was about to happen and got out of there before mianmian started throwing hands.#Okay no more delay. The sheer boldness to call WWX a killer in a room full of people who wear their war body count as a badge...#It's about hypocrisy yes - but it is also about how the narrative shifts on the same action depending on the frame.#Because at the end of the day...the blood on our hands is still blood on our hands.#Both the deaths on the battlefield and the deaths of the Jin's abusing the Wen remnants are still deaths caused by another.#They are also deaths that - depending who holds the frame - are noble acts to protect others.#But it isn't supposed to be about who was right and who was wrong.#It is about the need to be seen as the victim to avoid culpability.#Because if you aren't responsible you don't have to be held accountable. You don't have to grow or change.#If someone takes all the blame then there is no need to reflect on your own faults.#We have to protect our fragile ego from the mirror lest it shatter and we have to remake it anew.#Horrifically enough...even if WWX spared the Jin guards or even never ran into Wen Qing #He wouldn't have been able to escape being the scapegoat. He downfall was set into motion a long time ago.#My goodness...What a deliciously tragic story Wei Wuxian's first life was.

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seventh-district · 8 months ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #honkai star rail memes #hsr memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr meme #boothill #robin #hsr robin #sunday #hsr sunday #aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #acheron #black swan #acherswan #dan heng #march 7th #stelle #hsr trailblazer #what's the ship name for march and stelle. uh #i have no clue. it'd be their names smashed together right. starch??? 😭#whatever it is feel free to tag it if u want! and maybe i'll learn smthn bc surely there's another name for them #omfg i just googled it and apparently it IS starch you learn smthn new every day #anyways. here's hoping none of these have been done before!#i managed to make one (1) image that didn't include Aven or Ratio wow //edit: there's 3 i was just so tired i couldn't count lmao #anyways it's past my bedtime i spent too long making this and i still gotta do my HSR dailies rq so goodbye and goodnite to u all

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noodles-and-tea · 6 months ago

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Your Merthur fanart is amazing! I LOVE the way you capture their expressions!!! If you've got the spoons might I request Arthur seeing Merlin in a wedding dress and being absolutely poleaxed because since when was Merlin hot- (they're idiots in love your honor). You capture their entire like. Fundamental dynamic SO WELL; your art is expressive and beautiful and I love it.

Merlin likes t help where he can

#Merlin wearing dressing speaks to me in such a way idk I can’t describe it #Arthur you’re right he is hot idc #Gwen regularly employed his help with this sort of thing #there’s another artist who has a comic series like this too I will find em #and I think this was also in a fic I read once too but I can’t recall what it was called #pretty sure it was a college au one #my art #ask #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #guinevere #arthur pendragon #merthur

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paranoidplush · 2 years ago

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#im going to be annoying again !!#joongdok #orv #im so right though #i will connect everything back to orv one way or another

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sofiaruelle · 1 month ago

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They have strong 'bitter exes' energy. Love that for them 💕💅🏽

But also Mel, divorce your already devastated boyfie for this baddie, please.

#arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane lest #arcane mel medara #whats better than one cover girl? Two cover girls 👯‍♀️#i ship mel/jayce/viktor but liiiiikkkeee #mel and lest gorl #lets add another doomed yuri narrative why not?#you see the vission right?#THEY HAVE MATCHING FRECKLES PLEASE

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favoure · 1 year ago

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"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"

#desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #mcyt #trafficblr #favourarts #ok to tag as ship #so i posted this to twitter first right #and the amount of people i have in my replies saying that they'll kill themselves is honestly Very funny #anyways im back :))#i missed drawing these two GOD #okay life update in the tags for this piece is: something about finals season just makes you want to draw more #<- has been saying this for 4 days straight now #YAAAAAAYYYY i got another desert duo sketch cooking fellas and this one is a Bit more self indulgent if yk what i mean hehe #<- SEE U IN THE SIDEBLOG

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secretly-a-trekkie · 2 months ago

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"I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I'm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something."

#can you guys tell I'm a bit obsessed with night in the woods #anyway #here's another NITW quote plus angsty clone art #aviiart #star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #tcw #definitely also inspired by that one cover art of Constantine #Constantine always gets the best art #something about this is not right but I want to sleep and therefore I shall.#the bad batch

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