#that's my shit right there

[emilyduckparkranger]

The deer is back in town (for now)

[zehina]

Me, whenever the MC in the anime/manga isn't human:

[heroes-fading]

no but fr i’ve been writing fic in some form from like 2014-2017 and now again in 2023 OUT OF NOWHERE just out of this lil feeling of missing writing and being pulled back into it by chance. and the response to inordinary is so incredibly special to me. i love it so much, i was not expecting it in the slightest and kind of just assumed my weird lil music au brainchild would be just for /me/ and no one else and that would be okay! 

but every comment, ask, FANART (R U KIDDING), plAYLIST, i just. tuck them all so close to my heart. it’s been the most wondeful and unexpected experience and i am filled with so much love and appreciation and i just. want y’all to know i love you!

[thornsnvultures]

cw: fem!reader, afab. pure pwp. not even an attempt at a plot just breeding.

i haven’t properly written smut in 6 months, and i still don’t want to at all, i just wanted to see if i’m still good at it. minors dni

it’s stupid. jason knows it’s stupid.

all you did was come back from walking the dog and say “there was the cutest little kid in the park, by the way! kept asking to pet her and had green eyes like yours - isn’t that adorable?”

at the moment he just smiled and nodded.

but the thought had been creeping across his brain bit by bit ever since.

you with that smile.

a cute little toddler with his green eyes.

it was just one silly little comment…

-

“eyes on me, mama.” jason’s gruff voice demands, his large hand cupping your cheek and forcing your gaze to meet his.

it was just one silly comment and yet here he is, filled with nothing but the instinct to pump you full of his cum until the comment becomes a reality.

the fat darkened tip of his cock leaks against your clit.

sweat drips and courses it’s way through his black hair, moistening your fingers as you try to grip the curls with one shaky hand while griping his back in the other. you’re desperate for purchase - for any type of leverage that with make being pinned beneath his heated form less overwhelming.

his eyes bear down on you; irises the color of carved jade and pupils widened not just with lust but something sharper and more possessive.

you’re quivering, wondering what it is you could have said or done to make him act so bestial. your eyes are half lidded as you let out a breathless sigh of his name, his tip poking its way into your heated lower lips.

“lemme in, ma. lemme - fuuuckk…”

jason groans. he can’t even take a moment of pause. without warning, he surges forward in one rough thrust. your eyebrows pinch, your eyes screwed tight and your lips part to let out a surprised hiccup of a sound. jason curses again, letting out his own pleasured grunt at having his cock engulfed by your tight, clenching, glistening cunt.

his hand taps your face again, the other digging into your thigh as his balls lie snug against your slit.

“i said eyes, babe.” he demands again, desperate for you to see. he wants you to see what you do to him, how every inch of you just makes him lose more and more control with each wanton thrust.

when you do manage to look, eyes blank and teary from how fervently he’s using your body, jason wonders if maybe he made a mistake.

the eye contact only makes you clench harder, whine louder. he shivers at it, hips moving harder and sloppier as he growls.

“see what you do to me, sweetheart?” he just pounds and pounds. he gives you no time to answer as his tongue and lips collide with yours; sloppy kisses that are only broken by his comments that “ya got such a greedy fuckin’ pussy, huh?”

he’s right. you do.

one little comment about your day and now he has you desperate to be bred, smirking against your ear.

“jus’ take it, cutie. gonna give you a little one, with these nice, green eyes jus’ like ya want…”

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[ginkgocrown]

rough day for marcille

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[mabbbish]

s9 noodles and leftovers

[inkskinned]

i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

[jopjab]

almost forgot to post this here oops. had lots of fun drawing this :3

[piltoversfinest-caitvi]

Arcane Season 2 Teaser Trailer is out now

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[miyku]

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