#that's all i swear

[sharonisthebettercarter]

hey y'all how's it goin' oh by the way happy new years~<3

sketchy sketch~<3

no better way to start it out with an absolute right and proper BAAAANG--...er...

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wanted to make them look slightly less like the actors and goddammit... welp-- havin' way too much fun playin' with that facial detail and other hwats like their expressions and mmmmmmhhmmmmmm~<3<3<3 no they're still not done cause i'm a fuckin' snail so please ignore the many flaws mah laziness~ and weird ass stray marks or like gimme pointers if yer good with male anatomy and especially growly expressions lmao but it's somethin' at least and here's the old one for comparison~<3

and learnin' moar about their features UGH<3<3<3 they've both got slightly crooked noses in opposite directions and it's just adorable, URBAN'S BIG BEAUTIFUL WIDE EYES AND CUTE SHORT NOSE--that beautiful soft baby boi jaw he hides under the damn beard... sir you are 50 some odd years HOW ARE YOU STILL SUCH A CUTIE--

ant just came out the womb fully manified with that square ass cut jaw i guess--he has such a nice fucking jaw lmao<3

same deal, probably tone it down once i do that style study<3

BUTT~<3<3<3

in this house~<3

we love to see those beautiful features as they come<3<3<3

in this house~<3

we love to give our bois MUSCLE<3<3<3

in this house~<3

we let these bois take over and play at their best~<3<3<3!!

no, we're not gonna talk about that random ass string thing in the middle of them--or billy bean's suspicious weight gain...

and no, we're DEF not gonna talk about butcher's boi bewbs... because then i will never shut the fuck up about butcher's boi bewbs. so please. really don't mention it i--

[lunearobservatory]

[ebongawk]

I know no one else cares but

the Pokémon nerd in me has been considering Eddie and Chrissy's teams the past week and I decided that they'd have:

Chrissy: Gardevoir (that she raised from a Ralts she befriended as a kid), Umbreon (which her mother HATES bc it was supposed to be a Sylveon, plus dark), Venusaur (also hated by Laura bc """ugly"""), Ninetails, Haxorus (listen the Axew she found was just SO CUTE), and Raichu (admittedly this one is self-insert bc Raichu is my fave).

Eddie: Alakazam (Eddie's first Pokémon was an Abra, and he was shocked bc he knew Abra always ran away, but for some reason, this one only came closer), Gyarados (admittedly, he just thought Magikarp were useless, but he used to be told he was useless, too), Espeon (this was almost disappointing bc he wanted an Umbreon, but she's secretly his favorite), Typhlosion (bc badass), Plusle (bc cute), Gengar (which was an unintentional find, but Eddie caught him bc what a weird little dude, right?)

Anyway they meet bc Chrissy's Umbreon and Eddie's Espeon are obsessed with each other, and they can't keep them apart. 101 Dalmatians meetcute ensues.

[atinymexicanbird]

Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

[arcanefanpage]

SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[trekkerac]

I'm having fun part 3

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[wolfythewitch]

Vampires when they’re being interviewed idk

[doydoune]

i hate them so much why are they like this

[humming-fly]

He was feeling left out

and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~

[torpublishinggroup]

Devilman Crybaby meets Marvel’s Venom in Exordia, the science fiction debut of Seth Dickinson, author of The Traitor Baru Cormorant. 

Ssrin Character Illustration by Julie Dillon

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Meet Anna Sinjari, a refugee and disaffected office worker eking an existence in New York City. Her life is about to be upended by Ssrin, an alien with eight serpent heads, no qualms with cold-blooded murder, and an appetite for turtles (yum).

The universe is governed by seven passions, seven patterns which appear again and again, across species and across time. Anna and Ssrin are bound by the last and the greatest. The cosmos itself ships their very souls. Specifically for them, that means they’ll have to outmaneuver spies, armies, and government agencies to save humanity from a diabolical alien entity, hellbent on pinioning the souls of every creature on earth.

Exordia is expansive adventure science fiction that reads like a race-against-the-clock thriller in the vein of Michael Crichton, but steeped in the irony, humor, and pain of the Internet age. An alien-human epic for those who've always rooted for the monster.

[qiinamii]

new guy in the Express

bonus:

adding more to the whimsy

[candyje11yfish]

ur the only meal i wan- I MEAN YES MA'AM🫡🫡🫡

[icepip]

riding megumi until he cries. every breath he takes shaky and sharp because it hurts, his cock hurts so much, but he keeps bucking up into you, fat tears beading at his pretty lashes, begging you to stop. he can't keep up, he can't cum anymore, he feels like every nerve on his body is on fire and your walls are hugging him so tight and he can't stop you because it feels so good, hands weakly gripping at your hips. you're basically just grinding against him at this point, his swollen tip pushing at your gummy spot and you just wanna be greedy.

[isjasz]

[Day 223]

The sunset :D