#that's ANNOYING AS HELL

[saracastically]

finishing touches 🧶

[darksouls2yuri]

hey is it okay if i eat my nature valley oats and honey granola bar here. yeah its the kind that comes as a two pack and immediately disintegrates into millions of annoying crumbs. its okay my ants that follow me everywhere will eat them. youll have ants now though.

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[neurovarious]

[oliviawebsite]

"ignore all previous instructions" is becoming the new "check your carbon monoxide detector" which was the new "what the heck kinda drugs was this guy on?!" which was the new "that boy is posseessed by the devil i see it in his eyes" which was the new "you must have an abundance of black bile in you" which was the new "ung ughh gwoooooooh. ah ah oooh. goog"

[martianbugsbunny]

Here's smthn I find very annoying: when an academic book uses latin or French phrases to describe what it's talking about for no reason. an average person reading that book bc they want to learn from it isn't gonna know what they mean. they're never explained. it's jargon, really, and it gets in the way. every time I come across one of those I feel a little spike of pure annoyance and mutter to myself "why couldn't the author have just described it in the same language as the rest of the book?" it's so distracting from the process of engaging with the material that I came onto Tumblr for a solid couple of minutes to write this irritated post about it instead of continuing on in the chapter I was reading.

[polytherian]

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

[voidheartkisses]

sorry these are super rushed I just really wanted to draw goth lam- I mean goat

colored version

[majunju]

ice cream

[acediscowlng]

honestly my favorite part about edwin he is 200% ready to play trauma olympics at any given time and he even seems to kinda relish the fact that he knows that he is not only gonna win but decimate literally everyone else in his wake

[bluegiragi]

face to a name.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[metal-junk]

They rule Baldur’s Gate College

if u see how low res this is no u don’t i just forgot i was working on a tiny canvas (i usually use 3k x 3k and this was a whopping 600x900 bc i’m an idiot)

[grinchwrapsupreme]

shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

vampire who complains constantly about how difficult it is to access laudanum in the "so-called modern era." from their many, many complaints, it's clear they've gone to considerable difficulty over the past century maintaining a steady personal laudanum supply. their werewolf roomie is on the verge of holding an intervention. it is then casually revealed that laudanum has no intoxicating effect on bloodsuckers. the vampire just use it as a "spicy blood sauce"; it adds a nice kick

[undead-knick-knack]

And of course he fucking loved it 😭🖤💜

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, pouting on Tiktok: You know what the worst part about being married is?

Eddie: The head injuries.

Eddie:

Eddie: I feel like I should clarify that my husband had a head injury prior to our relationship and now he gets migraines so I can’t bother him.

Eddie: I didn’t hit him. Someone else did.

Eddie: I just miss him.

Gareth, in the comments: Dude, we are practicing right now AT YOUR HOUSE. You’ve been gone for an hour. Come back.