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Why have we assumed Slenderman is a male. What if he’s just a beautiful butch lesbian.
#creepypasta#slenderman#he’s on his way from marrying his b4b wife#that’s why he was stealing the kids#for the family they were GONNA have
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"Nightwing."
Dick froze halfway across a rooftop, the lights and gunshots of Bludhaven disappearing in an instant. A scowl flashed across his face, teeth clenched and bared, before he forced it back. His face smoothed back out and his voice took on a pleasant, amused tone. "Slade. How did you get this frequency?"
"Nevermind that," Slade scolded. "We have more important things that need discussing, and information to be revealed."
"Is this about Constantinople?" He asked with a lilt, propping one hand on his hip. "Because I thought I told you, those geese totally counted as villains and deserved arrest--"
"I found a child vigilante. What do I do with it?"
"Ex-cuse me?" His fist clenched. "Is this a trick question?"
"No."
"What do you mean, 'what do I do with it?' You know what to do with it; you become its nemisis when their 15 and haunted them for the next decade." His voice was thinly-veiled rage. He couldn't stop himself from shaking. That poor kid, Slade has his sights set on them. He's going to torture that kid, or worse, and now I have to track Slade's trail back to wherever he found this kid--
"I can't do that! He's only eight years old!"
"What?"
"There's this eight year old meta brat running around a Mid-West town in his pajamas while adults shoot at him. There isn't a mentor in sight, and one of the kid's rogues has threatened to skin him. What. Do. I. Do?"
#Dick: IDK man you smelt it you dealt it. congrats on the new kid; i'm sure rose and joey will be happy#dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#c: slade wilson#c: dick grayson#c: danny fenton#child danny fenton#reluctant murder uncle slade wilson#dick grayson's well of unending rage#slade will reluctantly mentor this child#maybe it will help him murder the mayor he was hired to assassinate#Batman: Why did you encourage Deathstroke to steal someone's child!?!?!?#Dick: first of all he's been avoiding child support and custody for over a decade. I'd assumed he'd keep the trend going!
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erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal
[Magneto (2011)]
#cherik#snap chats#if i had a nickel every time erik went by 'mr xavier' at some point id have two and its making me wheeze#like at least the first time it was to be headmaster or whatever so it at least makes sense but vjaevlEVEKJV WHY#needed our mandatory charles mention for the magneto issue ig alright ill take it#legit tho why did he feel inclined to steal charles name vjelkvjeaklj like his names 'erik magnus' in this#while i was trying to answer that fashion ask i stumbled upon this thing and gave it a quick read#its only one issue and fairly short so why not#Context Squad I Guess this issue's just sharing the first time erik moves to new york#hence. stealing charles name i guess vjaLVKJAJKL like girl you didnt do anything evil yet ..... alright .... just to be sure ig...#do you ever think he freezes getting called mr xavier or is he so used to it at this point#maybe he twirling his hair and giggling to himself every time he hear it idk#oh but yeah he didnt do anything evil yet. he actually gets his suit in this issue from a woman named cassandra .....#not charles sister of course but still im laughing anyway because he wants her to join him in his Not-Brotherhood group#and shes like 'i met you like five days ago youre insane' and the sort#its an ok read. its unnerving seeing erik smile so much- especially so broadly but its not like. an offensive issue. its standard#it does the job on sharing the story. not that im a critic of any sort vjalkjkaLJ#at the very least it's implied erik has a notable accent in this so thats very cool 🥰#its always cute whenever erik admits hes a drama lover too like vjeLVJEalkvjelkj like at least hes self aware this theater kid 😩#ok bye ive been meaning to work on something but ive been running around all day valkvjkae
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I don’t know what context to give honestly, just spent some time sketching him and this came out hell yeah
Oh btw it was also very weird to give him accurate proportions to his body
#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#hiccup#httyd hiccup#art#my art#SHOUT OUT TO LEVI LEVIONOK FOR ME STEALING THE WAY SHE SKETCHES WITH PINK#I just started like this as a joke what if I sketch with pink#and I was going to change it at the end but it looked too cool I didn’t want to change it 😭#anyways I declare myself guilty#she’s way too cool of artist for me to put into words go check her out#oh and tamaGOTCHIIII#he’s a 2000 kid for me don’t ask me why#midnight post cuz I’m too lazy to wait for tomorrow#he’s 20omg….
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The Babel Incident
Phantom doesn't make talk to anyone when he joins the Leauge. They may try to make small talk and learn more about their new teammate, even going as far to to invite him to the occasional gathering or socialize, but the newest member simply shows up when there is mandatory meetings, helps out on the field, and leaves as quickly as he arrived.
Keeping everyone at arms length, no matter how they much they try. They can clearly see he's lonely, but he insists they leave him be.
Clark doesn't miss (or like) the way Bruce tries to get more useful information on the newbie in roundabout like asking other Leauge members for anything. It wasn't until the usually straight faced Phantom got angry at Bruce to vanish to get away from their leader. It irked the Dark Knight to not have any useful information, even when Martian ManHunter told him no to reading his mind, but Bruce will keep trying to get something out of Phantom.
Little do they know that the reason why Phantom doesn't speak or socialize with anyone has to do with the fact that Batman uses mere conversations to formulate his contingency plans to put down his colleagues, something they don't know about yet. The Last Universe he visited had its Batman getting his plans stolen by a villian and had gotten the entirety of the Leauge killed.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#justice league#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#I like to think Danny purposely slit his own throat to make a good excuse as to not talk to anyone.#It's healed and he can talk just fine but the Leauge doesn't need to know that#so if they ask he just shows them and rolls his eyes#I think if the villian is successful in stealing the plans Danny is gonna use his duplicates to save them#He knows why Bruce did that but the Bat should've told them he had contingency plans just in case#Danny will be petty and tell him his contingency plans for his kids was successful in another universe to spite him#If Batman say's “you're all damn fools” Danny's going to grab him by his scruff and give him to Fright Knight
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AU where Obi-wan is Can Drallig's illegitimate son except of course everyone knows and no one cares except for qui-gon of course.
based on this post by @twinterrors29
#Star Wars#cin drallig#obi wan kenobi#my art#id in alt#its important to me that Cin is like 2.10m and obi wan 1.80m still#yoda is so happy to have another grandchild#cin's age is unknown but the actors are just 12 years apart so im thinking obi wan was probably born when cin was still in his twenties#cin steals obi-wan and feemor from qui-gon#feemor is a guard or a librarian and cin adopts him#anakin is like. who's that guy and obi wan panics bc how do you explain to your sort of child that this is#the guy who brought you to the temple but also you share a blood type and home planet and when he was a child people would call cin his dad#but you can't exactly ASK the guy Are You My Father#so he just kind of skirts around the topic for twentyfive years#cin. to anakin: Im his father but dont tell anyone?#obi wan: ...at least now that is answered#anakin: why is your dad allowed to live here but my mom has to be a slave?#obi & cin plus every jedi in the vicinity: EXCUSE ME#anakin: yeah qui-gon said-#cin: what's with qui-gon jinn hurting my kids??#feemor and obi-wan. : Your Kids??#anakin: grandpa!!!!#cin: now I know why yoda wasn't mad when I showed up with obi at 27 yrs old this kid is adorable
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Tim can't escape Robin. It's a self-inflicted curse brought about by his self-sacrificing tendencies, his need to feel useful, his continuous labor to Bruce, and the cycle of abuse.
He could be so much more than the mantle he chained himself to. Unfortunately, he hasn't healed enough to find self-worth outside of vigilantism and his ties to the Waynes. He also may not recognize that he's stuck in a cycle of abuse when he's (as far as I'm aware) only been hit by Bruce once. All abuse is horrid and has their own perils. Emotional abuse can be much harder to spot or acknowledge (especially when compounded by their situation as crime-fighter leading to easier excuses for drastic measures ["he psychologically tortured me to make me a better hero"]). Tim will need to willingly set boundaries and build his self-worth in order to flee the clutches of Robin. His love for Bruce makes this process extremely difficult.
Batman needs a Robin. Bruce needs Tim. Until Bruce can function without a child-made crutch, Tim will always be Robin (Red or not).
#dc comics#dc universe#tim drake#bruce wayne#do you think (besides tim's poor self esteem) that he continues as robin to share the burden with damian#maybe tim didn't want to condemn his kid brother to the role tim grew up in (despite bruce being healthier and damian having more support)#i don't want tim to be red robin but he'll have to work through some serious trauma to let any form of robin go#this is the angst reason why tim is red robin still#the joke reason is that tim is waiting for jason to drop another vigilante idenitity for tim to steal
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After Danny has managed to smooth things over with his rogues, helping them cope with their obsessions in ways that don't cause massive property damage for the living, he ends up getting some lessons from a few of them on different topics.
Technus ends up teaching Danny how to properly overshadow and upgrade electronics.
So when, for one reason or another, Danny ends up in the DC universe, he decides to have some fun when he learns about this world's thing with superheroes.
The next time Superman is dealing with a robbery, a car suddenly appears with a black and white color scheme, and starts to heckle the robbers before stopping their car with some kind of tow line.
Wonder Woman ends up encountering a talking fan that somehow manages to produce gusts of wind strong enough to take most people off their feet.
The Joker hijacks a news broadcast to announce his next plan, only for the camera system to come to life and record the mad clown getting the tied up by wires and beaten up by boom mikes.
The Flash gets some help from a living heater that can shoot flames.
Captain Marvel ends up befriending a talking vending machine that throws concussive soda cans at villains. And can also dispense normal drinks.
Someone ends up meeting a talking phone that just so happens to have a recording of the big bad's evil monologue.
Strange machines suddenly come to life all around the world, often helping various heroes. It's gotten to the point several Justice League Members are betting on who gets a mechanical partner next, and what form they're going to be in. The only thing about this mysterious hero that the Justice League knows is that he goes by the name Rotom.
(Whether or not the DC universe has Pokemon in order for them to get the reference is up to you)
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#danny phantom#justice league#It really is like the Pokemon Rotom#Though Danny can possess any kind of technology he likes#Someone bet on Danny possessing the Watchtower#It eventually happens when some really big threat pops up in space#Everyone who was inside was so confused#No one knows that Danny is a teenaged half-dead kid#until the reveal the closest they get us thinking he's some kind of computer program or sentient virus#I imagine the vending machine was something belonging to LexCorp which is why Captain Marvel wasn't concerned with stealing#Why their was a LexCorp sponsored vending machine in Captain Marvel's area is up to you#If Pokemon does exist everyone is questioning if Danny actually is a Rotom#And Damian is trying to track Danny down so he can go to the Pokemon world#Stabby child wants mythical pets thank you
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you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim
poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home
put it back tim you don't know where that's been
i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.
it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.
also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.
#necrotic answerings#jaytim#crack#this verges on ooc#but sometimes we deserve silly lil ooc things#and this is just so funny anon#oliver losing his mind bc why can't his kids be normal.#he says that in passing and tim bluescreens bc wdym he's considered one of oliver's kids.#he did not mean to stay longterm.#i think it's fun if bc of issues with bruce tim stays with the arrows “just for a bit” partly to help with a case#and partly bc oliver offers the space for tim to clear his head#and oliver has the obvious ulterior motive of just stealing tim. and it works.#tim insists he's going to leave. he is a liar.#i really want a tim and mia friendship. i think they'd be fun.#and she'd rib him for dating jason. more lgihthearted than oliver but she gets her jabs in#i need to read more arrow comics to write stuff with them#i feel *bad* bc i know fans of other super families hate when batfamily fans invade the tags#so i feel i owe it to be as canon accurate as possible.#i do not view these characters as props for the bats i swear </3
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The chaos of god uncle atticus, young zenos, and solus trying to keep them in line.
#ffxiv#sketch#emet selch#solus zos galvus#zenos yae galvus#oc#atticus van simularus#ah the brief period in zenos' life where he was just a kid#aka atticus attempting to spoil the boy and kinda steal him so that he'd grow up to be relatively normal#it didnt work but its the thought that counts#and then there's emet- eternally weak to puppy eyes#forever cursing to zodiark that he got attached... again...#I made this to be wholesome and then I get to the last panel#where I just make myself sad as to the reason why atticus makes sure that he can lift all the galvus' if need be#also the concept that zenos never used the puppy eyes intentionally when he was a kid and emet only realized how much he missed them-#- after the more zenos sank into the monotony/his depression and he realizes he never sees them anymore
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"why is Bruce trying to be Nightwing, they should have let Tim or Jason do it" why does ANYONE else have to be Nightwing. Can't Dick have one thing that's just his
#genuinely i think dick would rather bludhaven think nightwing was dead#no one gets it. you guys don't have four younger siblings#i'm having flashbacks to the visceral rage of watching your younger sibling trying to get into one of your hobbies as a kid#like excuse you. that was MINE. i picked it first#do you know what it does to a person when your parents have you color-coded#if someone else steals Your Thing you will lose everything that makes you different and it's infuriating#it's a warzone in there.....you have to twist your identity into pretzel shapes to fight for a shred of individuality......#(and like. why would Tim or Jason WANT to be nightwing. that's their older brother and he's cringe)#oli rambles
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average day in the tiktok warriors fandom
he's. he's literally described on the page as enjoying the feeling of making cats viciously maul each other. He gets "validation" for his feelings constantly through Gray Wing and his other sycophants kissing his ass, and still maliciously and intentionally torments them. He beats women and children for telling him no
What they want is BREEZEPELT. This describes BREEZEPELT. BREEZE. PELT.
The cat who is ACTUALLY reprimanded by authority for being angry all the time?? The one whose dad screeches at him for having basic needs?? A character who is explicitly shown to be manipulated by an evil force because they're the only ones who validate his feelings??
THAT Breezepelt?? Ringing any BELLS?
Lemmie guess. Tiktok probably doesn't like Breezepelt much because if you acknowledge that he's a child abuse victim, you can't keep woobifying Crowfeather into a sad boy. Lol.
#INCREDIBLE briainrot on tiktok#Clear Sky literally has a scene in Book 2 where all his cats gather around and validate him#During that speech where he decides to steal more land by killing more natives#Frost is one of them and then he still shoves Thunder's face into his wound so he ''knows'' why Frost needs to die#Clear Sky is CONSTANTLY getting his toes sucked and having people tell him he's the bees knees#You see he was just slaughtering indigenous people and beating women and children because he's sad :(#How dare you call him a heartless monster he's just angry :(((#(Meanwhile Clear Sky is in the background slobbering over a young woman with traits that remind him of his kid)#Re: the simple truth that people are more interested in sorrowful abusers than messy victims#Because that's what Clear Sky and Crowfeather are. And they will DESPERATELY find ways to woobify them further#so that they can keep ignoring the children they abused.
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i like lucas 😌 and so do the orphans pretending that the orphanage wasnt getting torn the fuck up at the very end
pretending that there was any story left after lucas woke up in the hospital bed. im sorry for making cute headcanons about stupid movies. it will happen again
#lucas reyes#isha malik#josh hartnett#charithra chandran#fight or flight 2025#fight or flight#fight or flight movie#my art#yes that was an orphanage he woke up in at the end#at least according to the original script#ik ive been saying a lot of stuff makes lucas endearing to me but him having such a connection with kids is soooo huge to me#from the little kid trying to steal his money to his change of heart after finding out the real reason why theyre after ghost#i think kids love him and think hes so cool (see: kids drawing pic and the little guy with hair not unlike lucases showing him his drawing)#even if lucas himself isnt really a fan of kids#lucas has a really stupidly strong set of morals ❤️ brunt you shouldve known you werent getting ghost back w No.1 Woman Respector over here#being nice to kids and letting them use you like a jungle gym (after hes healed a bit) is just basic human kindness…#also idk if u can tell: i like drawing in childrens style. its kind of like my normal style💀😓#i got so caught up in the orphanage stuff that i forgot i drew a thirst trap of him here my bad#and the whale tail drawing my bad
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... Casually throws more fuel to the fire
Residents of Arkham learn about Danny and his "death day" in one way or another. (Coincidentally, it aligns with the same day 2nd Robin died cause of Joker here)
What caused an uproar was when Danny slipped about how during his "death day", he's in quite a bit (read: a lot) of pain and he thinks it might be because of having no grave. Which- oh boy... BATMAN DIDN'T GIVE YOU A GRAVE!?
"Wait wait- what do you mean you don't have a grave!?"
"... I mean... Kinda hard to have a proper funeral of sorts when there wasn't a body left to have one and all. Plus, why would Batman give me one, anyways?"
Everyone's looking at Joker and later Batman. They're both in hot shit. Mainly Joker atm since Batman ain't in Arkham for them to target- at least not until they do a massive breakout just to solely torment him later on.
Like you said, it's mostly general concensus at this point that Death Day is painful. Physically and/or mentally, the amount depends on how much angst the author wants to give.
That being said, you'd think that would mean Danny would take that day off. But we all know he is also the kind of self-sacrificing idiot that would so cover a co-worker's shift that day after being litterly begged too, thanks to understaffing. That or he just forgot but I'm pretty sure it would be hard to forget after the first few times and Jazz would probably call him like before, during, and after his death day because it is just traumatic all around for Danny.
Furthermore, he probably doesn't want to call and talk to Sam or Tucker about it because it makes them feel guilty and he doesn't want to bug them well they are off doing collage things or whatever. Even if his friends are 100% willing to be there for him.
As for the whole inmates knowing about it. Idk if Danny just let it slip or something, perhaps made a joke thinking that no one would believe it anyways. Completely forgetting this is Gotham and weirder things had happened. Though now there is a debate between the inmates on whether Danny was resuscitated, brought back through superhero shenanigans, or is just a zombie or something.
One particularly brave and/or foolish inmate just straight up asks Fenton if he eats brains. He gets a confused no in response, so most tend to cross zombie off the list after that.
#danny phantom#batman#danny fenton#arkham guard au#arkham asylum#arkham guard danny#jazz fenton#dp x dc#arkham#poor danny the fandom just wont give this boy a break#but the angst is just top tier#but so if the potential for comfort and fluff#the joker#danny out here stealing jasons zombie claim jk#asker out here making a bonfire of ideas#im bringing smores#ooh batman after hearing confusing stuff about his kids grave goes to check on jasons#he leaves flowers#jason for some reason feels calmer the day after that and doesnt know why
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#I do recall mentioning the origin of Macaque's theatre outfit in Interlude and also Mayor's suit#Macaque did in fact steal the costume from a dead guy#why? free stuff#he didn't even know what he was going to use the garments for until he actually got the theatre job#Mayor on the other hand definitely had their suit tailored again especially after it was ruined
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camp here and there AU where Elijah is a forgotten god who pretends to be this human and projects his obsession with being loved and worshipped onto Sydney which he thinks is just loving him. it could be part of the reason that his face makes sydney kinda pass-out-ish (cant remember if theres a cannon reason for it even though im literally on episode 32 but thats my reasoning).
ill post more abt this AU ive thought up later/soon with art too!
#i think a literal god stealing from children because hes obsessing over making a mortal a god is kinda funny#like buddy your a grown ass god why are you in an elephant mask and a glittery purple robe with stars stealing from kids?#camp here and there#chnt#elijah volkov#sydney sargent#sydney o sargent#chnt AU
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