#that’s what good pussy sounds like

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

Stirring pasta and man that one vine will not leave my head

[shortfeather]

I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question

[hackfurs]

sometimes i wanna be wrist deep in a bucket of spaghetti, sometimes i wanna be balls deep in a fox twink. there are so many joys to being alive and some of them even make fun noises

[tyrianluda]

i kinda hate when a song has fucked up, depraved or just inappropriate lyrics in general but the music itself is really good. like damn, i want to belt this out but also I REALLY. REALLY DONT WANT TO BELT THIS OUT.

[tuxxydo]

yurgir trying to be a good brother-in-law while thissy terrorizes him with vulgar imagery

[rinkakku]

got into CoT recently and fuuuuuck

[fairyblue-alchemist]

i love being an sexual who likes silly sex jokes. one voice in my head is the guy going 'that's what good pussy sounds like' and another voice is his mother yelling at him in spanish. i've got the whole vine playing in my head it's great

[sugar-omi]

The first one on step 3 is doing things to me 😫

https://www.tumblr.com/covehearted/775583802324090880/can-u-compile-all-of-coves-oh-my-god-i-need-to

*LINK

OH MY GODAKJSFSFG I SAW THAT POST BUT DIDNT LISTEN BC I WAS LIKE "eh" BUT THE WAY. STEP 2 IS SOOOOOO FUNNY BC THATS THE BEST WAY TO SUMMARIZE HOW FULL OF PANIC N DISTRESS PUBSCENT STEP 2 COVE IS BUT THE FIRST ONE IN STEP 3......... OH MY LORD. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. THIS WAS GOING INTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DIRECTION FOR A SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK

[aprincessofthevoid]

Homemade Mac n cheese for supper. Lil hot sauce to finish it off. Bf said he was craving Mac n cheese from our old workplace, so I went to hunt down a similar recipe n made it for him 😊💜

[skrunksthatwunk]

we should start saying that's what good pussy sounds like to literally whatever

[gold-rhine]

I hit AR 45 yesterday and despite being kinda beat bc i was doing a lot of physical and social activity this weekend, i couldn’t help it and spent an evening grinding gilded domain bc i can finally get highest drops. 

at first it was kicking my ass, taking like 2.30 mins to clear and ppl kept dying, but now i have nahida on 4pc dendro and kuki on 4pc gilded and she hyperblooms for 16k a pop, and i clear it in like a minute, which for ar 45 i think is p decent

[domesticangel]

art tutorials that focus on improving your art for the sake of followers and internet clout are soooo…….

[hrina]

and then the next day i sent him a very polite text being like “i don’t think we’re a good match but it was nice to meet you and i hope you find what you’re looking for ☺️” and he had the AUDACITY to tell me that he wanted a better answer.. like okay fine ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT SEX

[lith-myathar]

I feel like maybe "squelching" is not a word to include in your smut fic unless you are specifically going for a little bit of an ick factor

[akascow]

macaroni making macaroni noises in a silent house next to my dad is so embarrassing

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Usagi you ever tried cutting up a hotdog and putting it some Kraft Mac and cheese? Best combination,

usagi says:

ur talking to the ✨mac and cheese master✨ here. hotdogs are good but i like my mac cut up with grilled spam 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 that's not the only thing i've mixed into my mac~~~~ if i got leftover 🐷kalua pua’a🐷 or 🏄locomoco patties🏄 or 🌸katsu🌸 that goes in the mac too. ive taken the stuffing out of 🥟manapua🥟 and shred some 🍗huli huli🍗 for macncheese 2 electric boogaloo. i tried it with 😎lau lau😎 once and it was GOOOOOOD. btw 👏hawaiian👏mac👏salad👏over👏mac👏 n👏cheese👏ANY👏day.