#that’s what good pussy sounds like
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Stirring pasta and man that one vine will not leave my head
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I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question
#pearlescentmoon#impulsesv#geminitay#Hermitcraft s10#that clip brings me so much joy bc the SECOND impulse said max and cheese when I was watching the stream vod#I out loud went THATS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE??????#complete with question marks and extreme disbelief bc SURELY impulse wasn’t referencing THAT-#and then it got even funnier XD
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sometimes i wanna be wrist deep in a bucket of spaghetti, sometimes i wanna be balls deep in a fox twink. there are so many joys to being alive and some of them even make fun noises
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i kinda hate when a song has fucked up, depraved or just inappropriate lyrics in general but the music itself is really good. like damn, i want to belt this out but also I REALLY. REALLY DONT WANT TO BELT THIS OUT.
#why does laichzeit have to sound so fucking good man why why why#why did till have to sound so great in it WHY#to be honest its like this for most rammstein songs. i mean i cant really sing 'pussy' outloud now can i?#but laichzeit is just...rough to listen to when you know what the lyrics are about. its different i guess?#[just me yapping]#ramms+ein#rammstein#ok to rb
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yurgir trying to be a good brother-in-law while thissy terrorizes him with vulgar imagery
#thisobald and aylin would absolutely know about the 'that's what good pussy sounds like' vine and say it ALL. THE. TIME.#issy would laugh it off but yurgir would be SOOO embarrassed about it#what is he gonna do? tell them they're wrong?#baldur's gate 3#thisobald thorm#isobel thorm#yurgir#aylin#devil's wine#thormsong#tux's doodle era
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i love being an sexual who likes silly sex jokes. one voice in my head is the guy going 'that's what good pussy sounds like' and another voice is his mother yelling at him in spanish. i've got the whole vine playing in my head it's great
#azure speaks#i like sex jokes because sex is a joke to me hehe#also if you don't know the vine please look up 'that's what good pussy sounds like vine' it's great it's wonderful i miss vine
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The first one on step 3 is doing things to me 😫
https://www.tumblr.com/covehearted/775583802324090880/can-u-compile-all-of-coves-oh-my-god-i-need-to
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OH MY GODAKJSFSFG I SAW THAT POST BUT DIDNT LISTEN BC I WAS LIKE "eh" BUT THE WAY. STEP 2 IS SOOOOOO FUNNY BC THATS THE BEST WAY TO SUMMARIZE HOW FULL OF PANIC N DISTRESS PUBSCENT STEP 2 COVE IS BUT THE FIRST ONE IN STEP 3......... OH MY LORD. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. THIS WAS GOING INTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DIRECTION FOR A SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK
#he moaned that shit#i know that was from one of the spicy makeout scenes or something#what the fuck#those first 2 omgs went STRAIGHTTTTTT TO MY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK#i was sucking his soul through his dick w that first omg#thats why he sounded like that#sorry yall#i want u to know i am genuinely replaying this shit and i keep clutching my head like im trying to keep the demons out#youd think ive received terrible news#im so sick (read as HORNY)#jfc im going to JAIL FOR LIFE IF I DONT STOP LISTENING TO THIS SHIT#IM GONNA DIE HERE STILL LISTENING TO IT IN MY GRAVE#im good for nothing im so sick
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Homemade Mac n cheese for supper. Lil hot sauce to finish it off. Bf said he was craving Mac n cheese from our old workplace, so I went to hunt down a similar recipe n made it for him 😊💜
#food pics#homemade food#from scratch#mac n cheese#noodles#cheese#simple meals#simple recipes#thats what good pussy sounds like#lmao#nature#greenery#plants#forrest#trees#fantasy#whimsical#natural#calming#aprincessofthevoid queued#dreamcore#moody#moodyvibes#goth aesthetic#romantic goth#darkness#gothcore#creep
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we should start saying that's what good pussy sounds like to literally whatever
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I hit AR 45 yesterday and despite being kinda beat bc i was doing a lot of physical and social activity this weekend, i couldn’t help it and spent an evening grinding gilded domain bc i can finally get highest drops.
at first it was kicking my ass, taking like 2.30 mins to clear and ppl kept dying, but now i have nahida on 4pc dendro and kuki on 4pc gilded and she hyperblooms for 16k a pop, and i clear it in like a minute, which for ar 45 i think is p decent
#rhine talks#me grinding at 10 pm in shorts and smudged eyeliner ignoring sexts and saying this is what a good pussy sounds like when xq's ult hits#it does such satisfying wet SCHLOP sound lol
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art tutorials that focus on improving your art for the sake of followers and internet clout are soooo…….
#like I can understand the importance of building up a base if you’re trying to do art for a living but#there’s usually no indication of that specifically it’s always like…HERES WHAT TO DRAW TO GAIN FOLLOWERS!!!#like a ‘tip’ I’ve heard sooo many times is literally just. draw what other people like. draw fan art for series that are popular#draw what other people like!! optimize your work flow!!! post every day!!#like maybe I’m just an old lady sitting on her front porch in a rocking chair but. does that not sound exhausting#I heavily drew fan art from ages like 15-23ish#and like it works it gets you followers and it gets you attn and it gets your stuff out there!!!#and listen this is just my own personal experience which is why this all seems weird to me but.#finally putting my whole pussy into original work and realizing my own ideas fufillment wise…#like if fanart was caffiene then working on original stuff has been a full face of blow for me#I don’t know. getting recognition from people who share common internists is fun and the validation of COURSE feels good#but getting over my need to just please the crowd and working to feel less afraid of the vulnerability inherent to sharing original work#it’s just a WHOLE different ballgame and I’m really glad I’ve started to play it#idk. many thoughts. do what feels good but don’t become clout poisoned. u know.#not everything is about optimization and marketability. get the ideas and colors and shapes out of your head. it is our destiny#txt
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and then the next day i sent him a very polite text being like “i don’t think we’re a good match but it was nice to meet you and i hope you find what you’re looking for ☺️” and he had the AUDACITY to tell me that he wanted a better answer.. like okay fine ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT SEX
#jackhammering my pussy right off the bat and for what????? it was an assault on my senses im being so srs rn#WHYYYY ARE YOU STARTING AT 100…. YOU NEED TO BUILD UP TO THAT#the worst part was definitely how much shit he talked about how he was gonna rock my world and whatnot#like i always take those claims w a grain of salt to begin with but he sounded so self-assured i was like ok maybe he’s actually good#but NOPE
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I feel like maybe "squelching" is not a word to include in your smut fic unless you are specifically going for a little bit of an ick factor
#i can imagine a context where this could work and be kind of hot even but the one i just read it in was decidedly not that#''squelching'' is not what comes to my mind when describing someone rapturously jerking it to someone they consider damn near holy#we all know good pussy sounds like mac and cheese but can we maybe find an alternative descriptor
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macaroni making macaroni noises in a silent house next to my dad is so embarrassing
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Usagi you ever tried cutting up a hotdog and putting it some Kraft Mac and cheese? Best combination,
usagi says:
ur talking to the ✨mac and cheese master✨ here. hotdogs are good but i like my mac cut up with grilled spam 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 that's not the only thing i've mixed into my mac~~~~ if i got leftover 🐷kalua pua’a🐷 or 🏄locomoco patties🏄 or 🌸katsu🌸 that goes in the mac too. ive taken the stuffing out of 🥟manapua🥟 and shred some 🍗huli huli🍗 for macncheese 2 electric boogaloo. i tried it with 😎lau lau😎 once and it was GOOOOOOD. btw 👏hawaiian👏mac👏salad👏over👏mac👏 n👏cheese👏ANY👏day.
#the jojolands#jjba#jjba part 9#jojo part 9#jojos bizarre adventure#jojolands#jjba jojolands#ask me anything#anon ask#usagi alohaoe#ask usagi alohaoe#macaroni with the chicken strips~#usagi knows about his mac and cheese do not mess with him#have you ever tried mac and cheese with spam? i grew up eating that shit like it was the best meal ever lol#i think my family cooks a lot of spam for dinner for some reason growing up#never bothered me because that shit is good#mac and cheese is a great way to mix in leftovers to eat them#usagi's favorite vine quote is the one where the guy goes “that's what good pussy sounds like” while his mom stirred mac and cheese
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Do you like lasagna?
garfield would be disappointed- i don't think i've ever had some n lookin' at it i'm not too interested in trying it out either ngl 😔
#spot says stuff#im not too big a fan of sauces n stuff like that...... if it looks or feels a bit too slimy n makes 'thats what a good pussy sounds like!'-#-noise then theres a good chance my gag reflex will activate just by bearing witness to it
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