#that’s what good pussy sounds like
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existentialcrisis-24-7 · 2 years ago
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Stirring pasta and man that one vine will not leave my head
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shortfeather · 1 year ago
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I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question
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hackfurs · 9 months ago
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sometimes i wanna be wrist deep in a bucket of spaghetti, sometimes i wanna be balls deep in a fox twink. there are so many joys to being alive and some of them even make fun noises
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tyrianluda · 14 days ago
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i kinda hate when a song has fucked up, depraved or just inappropriate lyrics in general but the music itself is really good. like damn, i want to belt this out but also I REALLY. REALLY DONT WANT TO BELT THIS OUT.
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tuxxydo · 8 months ago
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yurgir trying to be a good brother-in-law while thissy terrorizes him with vulgar imagery
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fairyblue-alchemist · 10 days ago
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i love being an sexual who likes silly sex jokes. one voice in my head is the guy going 'that's what good pussy sounds like' and another voice is his mother yelling at him in spanish. i've got the whole vine playing in my head it's great
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sugar-omi · 25 days ago
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The first one on step 3 is doing things to me 😫
https://www.tumblr.com/covehearted/775583802324090880/can-u-compile-all-of-coves-oh-my-god-i-need-to
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OH MY GODAKJSFSFG I SAW THAT POST BUT DIDNT LISTEN BC I WAS LIKE "eh" BUT THE WAY. STEP 2 IS SOOOOOO FUNNY BC THATS THE BEST WAY TO SUMMARIZE HOW FULL OF PANIC N DISTRESS PUBSCENT STEP 2 COVE IS BUT THE FIRST ONE IN STEP 3......... OH MY LORD. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. THIS WAS GOING INTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DIRECTION FOR A SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK
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aprincessofthevoid · 2 months ago
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Homemade Mac n cheese for supper. Lil hot sauce to finish it off. Bf said he was craving Mac n cheese from our old workplace, so I went to hunt down a similar recipe n made it for him 😊💜
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skrunksthatwunk · 6 months ago
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we should start saying that's what good pussy sounds like to literally whatever
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gold-rhine · 2 years ago
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I hit AR 45 yesterday and despite being kinda beat bc i was doing a lot of physical and social activity this weekend, i couldn’t help it and spent an evening grinding gilded domain bc i can finally get highest drops. 
at first it was kicking my ass, taking like 2.30 mins to clear and ppl kept dying, but now i have nahida on 4pc dendro and kuki on 4pc gilded and she hyperblooms for 16k a pop, and i clear it in like a minute, which for ar 45 i think is p decent
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domesticangel · 2 years ago
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art tutorials that focus on improving your art for the sake of followers and internet clout are soooo…….
#like I can understand the importance of building up a base if you’re trying to do art for a living but#there’s usually no indication of that specifically it’s always like…HERES WHAT TO DRAW TO GAIN FOLLOWERS!!!#like a ‘tip’ I’ve heard sooo many times is literally just. draw what other people like. draw fan art for series that are popular#draw what other people like!! optimize your work flow!!! post every day!!#like maybe I’m just an old lady sitting on her front porch in a rocking chair but. does that not sound exhausting#I heavily drew fan art from ages like 15-23ish#and like it works it gets you followers and it gets you attn and it gets your stuff out there!!!#and listen this is just my own personal experience which is why this all seems weird to me but.#finally putting my whole pussy into original work and realizing my own ideas fufillment wise…#like if fanart was caffiene then working on original stuff has been a full face of blow for me#I don’t know. getting recognition from people who share common internists is fun and the validation of COURSE feels good#but getting over my need to just please the crowd and working to feel less afraid of the vulnerability inherent to sharing original work#it’s just a WHOLE different ballgame and I’m really glad I’ve started to play it#idk. many thoughts. do what feels good but don’t become clout poisoned. u know.#not everything is about optimization and marketability. get the ideas and colors and shapes out of your head. it is our destiny#txt
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hrina · 2 years ago
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and then the next day i sent him a very polite text being like “i don’t think we’re a good match but it was nice to meet you and i hope you find what you’re looking for ☺️” and he had the AUDACITY to tell me that he wanted a better answer.. like okay fine ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT SEX
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lith-myathar · 2 years ago
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I feel like maybe "squelching" is not a word to include in your smut fic unless you are specifically going for a little bit of an ick factor
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akascow · 2 years ago
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macaroni making macaroni noises in a silent house next to my dad is so embarrassing
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Usagi you ever tried cutting up a hotdog and putting it some Kraft Mac and cheese? Best combination,
usagi says:
ur talking to the ✨mac and cheese master✨ here. hotdogs are good but i like my mac cut up with grilled spam 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 that's not the only thing i've mixed into my mac~~~~ if i got leftover 🐷kalua pua’a🐷 or 🏄locomoco patties🏄 or 🌸katsu🌸 that goes in the mac too. ive taken the stuffing out of 🥟manapua🥟 and shred some 🍗huli huli🍗 for macncheese 2 electric boogaloo. i tried it with 😎lau lau😎 once and it was GOOOOOOD. btw 👏hawaiian👏mac👏salad👏over👏mac👏 n👏cheese👏ANY👏day.
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spotsupstuff · 2 years ago
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Do you like lasagna?
garfield would be disappointed- i don't think i've ever had some n lookin' at it i'm not too interested in trying it out either ngl 😔
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