#that’s the thing

[frownyalfred]

still thinking about BVS Bruce Wayne who had range enough to go from “I like those shoes 😏” to instructing his subordinate to evacuate an entire building and being the one person calm enough to make that call amidst the chaos of Black Zero. like, the juxtaposition is startling.

[secretly-a-trickster-goddess]

Dude, I’m literally new and I’ve gotten my first “You just don’t want Loki to be happy!” Anon! I wasn’t going to argue with this person, so I deleted it, not worth my time. Is this a right of passage for people who are series critical?

[iamthemaestro]

I realize I think a lot about my life in terms of “maybe when I’m a boy…” my brother in christ. maybe you are an EGG

[alaskan-wallflower]

it’s 3:30 am and i’m in my bed and i realize my life is pointless and i’ll never become anything and no after how hard i try i’ll never be good enough for anyone and i should quit while im ahead and i also feel really jumpy e cause guess who watched true crime documentaries before going to bed and i got jump scared by my brother and im just laying here contemplating my life and realizing that next year im likely to kill myself over my schedule because i decided to do all honors classes, college physics, college history, two art classes, two choirs, spanish 4 (im taking my seal of biliteracy test) and i decided not to take lunch or study hall because who needs that and i realized that it’ll make losing weight a hell of a lot easier and then i realize i have summer hw and still have to get my volunteer documents signed but i’m on vacation and i can’t help but worry and i am getting my wisdom teeth out and my breaking point was not being able to draw brody fucking grant in the right way and it’s making me very very very very very very very very mad but well vibe and thrive!

i don’t want to die. i just want to disappear. i wonder if anyone would know or care. probably not since i have the relevance of a grain of sand in this world and there are people actually doing stuff with their lives and i’m just here being a coward who’s afraid of death

i dunno. i’m just genuinely upset rn. i’m useless, i can’t even draw right and drawing is the one thing i’m supposed to do right. i turn myself into a spectacle to be laughed at and then wonder why it hurts when people laugh along. i’m too sensitive and there’s no place for someone like m in the world. i’m too bad for the world. i don’t believe i deserve to breathe the same air as good people. im cowardly. i’m scared. im tired.

i honestly just think i need to go to bed. maybe it’ll go away.

[foxdemon-loser]

tw blood

TERRIBLE THINGS - AXIE

[theweaveroftheapocalypse]

yeah ever heard of banshee later? this guy sings and wails to warn others of oncoming death and in some cases universal destruction- actually that being said this guy likely helped others survive your apocalypses before he's ruining your work here maybe you should try catching this one

“A…Latter…that helps people survive my apocalypses? That’s…that’s great! If he can tell everyone to evacuate, then-then I don’t have to kill anybody!”

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[only-as-sane-as-me]

I’m so tired the only word I can see is Woopry

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