#that’s sarcasm btw
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I ate a spoonful of olives 🧍
#nom nom nom#yummy olives#my favorite thing in the world!#that’s sarcasm btw#mleh#*crumbles to the floor*
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
One of the benefits of having both chronic migraines and panic attacks is how much money I save on my power bill
#these two things both happening at the same time definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the election#that’s sarcasm btw#I wish I could hibernate for the next four years#anxiety#migraine#cw panic attack
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Im looking up concertina prices again
because that’s something I can definitely learn to do with all of this free time I’m just swimming in
#That’s sarcasm btw#Bc I’m up late doing homework again#Wondering if/when I will ever get back to the gym#But like#I yearn#i mean I really yearn for a hurdy gurdy#But a good beginner concertina is about 1/5 the price of a good beginner hurdy gurdy#And provides a similar enough function#Namely being a fun weird instrument I can play in the park while wearing a full face mask#But you know I guess the guitar technically also counts towards many of these goals#Ugh have I just talked myself into actually recommitting to the guitar again
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not surprised by any of this information Tumblr
thank you algorithm for reminding me that my literal boyfriend is my biggest fan. Really needed that. Couldn’t have figured it out on my own.
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
ah the joys of being a straight Christian woman in this century.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
The way that emotions and memories are linked to smells and sounds can be nice but also not so nice. An example of this is that I personally really like the song Rory. During the first time that I watched a video featuring the song, however, I was having pretty bad anxiety (I can’t remember why I was so anxious in the first place) so I remember that uneasy feeling when I listen to the song. Sighs Anyway here’s Rory by Foxing, I totally did not discover it thanks to the Warrior cats fandom—
0 notes
Text
Went in for my annual wellness exam, walked out with:
Flu and Hep B vaccines
Sore arm from bloodwork draw
Pap smear that fuckin HURT my god
Chest x-ray because I mentioned having shortness of breath and coughing for a few months
A sleep study ordered
Five (5) new prescription medications 🙃 for migraines, trouble sleeping, pain, depression, acid reflux, and an underboob rash that’s flared up again lol
I am the pinnacle of health 💪🏻
#that’s sarcasm btw#at least my blood pressure was better than last time#and the nurse was a man. I’ve never had a male nurse. he wore tight pants and had tattoos 😙🤌🏻#Karly overshares#medical stuff
0 notes
Text
this is fucking awful but! Unfortunately as a student i am required to have access to the creative cloud for $30 a month. And I couldn’t pirate it because they check to make sure you have an account affiliated with the university. I won’t be using photoshop for my work if I can help it but unfortunately the other programs are required for all my courses :/
(Not disagreeing btw)
Stop using Adobe's programs
So far @adobe has been proving that they don't care about artist or creatives. Especially since they have started to use AI generators in not just their programs but marketing too.
Also their so called opt out option for their AI generator, hasn't been working. Artist have been coming out with proof that their work was still being used. Even though they opt out and on top of that all Adobe did to fix this was pay the artist. One artist was only paid around 300$, for their entire portfolio and remember this work will be re used as long as this program is still going. So to me that's a pretty unfair payment, especially since they opt out.
As far as I know of only one artist who had this issue got their work "supposably" removed from their AI generator. On top of that it was a popular artist (Loish). So it seems if they did do this. It was because the artist had a big following.
For those who do want to leave adobe here is a list of options. All programs that can replace any of Adobes.
Also a great artist made a good video about this subject. I fully recommend watching it if your interested.
youtube
#great! so happy that Adobe will be stealing my portfolio pieces for my classes#fantastic#that’s sarcasm btw#also I’m not disagreeing with the post at all#just venting abt my annoying school experience
3K notes
·
View notes
Note
1. I really just don’t like how you shit on Chloe in your Au considering that she is technically the Main character now because of her having the ladybug earrings.
2. As for unlikable characters exist. Yeah they do but they usually don’t have a really good back story.
Thomas give her a sad backstory, took that away and made her worse ??? It makes no sense. Especially if it was supposed to be a unlikable character. her backstory isn’t an excuse for her actions but yall hate her for the actions and at the same time don’t want her to change.
(Not only that but he ended replacing her with a very boring and rushed character like Zoé.)
Basically what I’m saying it’s just weird for yall to hate a character that much.
I think it's really weird for y'all to be so defensive of a fictional person, yet here we are.
Perhaps you were mislead because her "hero" form was the title of the AU, but uh, Scarlet Lady was never about Chloe. That's why she didn't, like, grow or anything and why we left her several times to focus on Adrien and Marinette. Having the Ladybug Earrings does not automatically make someone the main character, she's the tritagonist at best. And canonically, she's just a side character with too much screen time.
But even if she was the main character, so what? Scarlet Lady's tone is comical, it was never going to go deep (except in the Finale, kinda) and Chloe was never going to get the 5 Hour Youtube Essay Deep Cut in Comic Form about the Wonderful Person She Had the Potential to Become that viewers like you seem to be craving so badly.
And we fundamentally disagree about Chloe's backstory. It's not a good backstory, it's pretty basic, not even entirely unique to Chloe in the very story it's stuck in, and removing it changes nothing about her or her personality and motivations in the long run. It's used as a weak excuse that's only brought up at random to the point where even canon doesn't buy it anymore.
Though I'm not sure why you think that unlikeable characters can't have sympathetic backstories, the point is usually that despite going through the worst and despite the fact that it's entirely possible if things were different for them that the character could've been someone entirely different (and therefore "likeable"), none of those things erase the things they've done or make them more likeable. It just makes them kinda sad on top of it.
But that doesn't really apply to Chloe since taking out her garbage birth giver still leaves her with Andre who did a good job ruining her all on his own.
Anyway, sorry for the rant, but to wrap it up, sorry you don't like how I do things around here, no one's keeping you here if you don't wanna be faced with it or whatever.
#guys when will you all understand that I don't hate Chloe#I hate *Gabriel*#I love Chloe the way she is - and the way she is is insufferable U_U#you guys are the fake fans who don't love her for the menace to society that she is imo#ok anon#btw these tags are like 95% sarcasm
559 notes
·
View notes
Text
With the new dumbass update, my temptation to delete this app continues to skyrocket
#unwell thoughts with jordan#like really? why tf do we need tumblr lives? why?#is my shit posting not tickling your pickles anymore#that’s sarcasm btw#idk I just don’t care for this app anymore and I just wanna not update#I also started redoing my theme but then I just asked myself why I’m even bothering
0 notes
Text
unironically i'm still a huge fan of how the corpus in warframe manages to be a sci-fi "capitalism as a religion" faction that ENTIRELY sidesteps jewish stereotypes in favor of televangelism/"gospel of prosperity" type shit
all my respect goes out to so elegantly dodging the low-hanging fruit
945 notes
·
View notes
Text
Updating the government app to use to do my taxes takes longer than actually doing them because I don’t live in the US. So what do I do after those fiveish minutes?
Yall need some new material
#just anti things#fandom#being an adult is just doing your taxes all day every day apparently#it’s so obviously written by a child that has no idea what they’re talking about#besides don’t they have homework to do? chores?#they’re gonna have a panic attack when they find out normal behaviour is to not harass other people over fiction#but good luck spreading your puritan agenda I guess#considering that the states that only teach abstinence are the once with the most teen pregnancies shows that clearly your logic is working#that’s sarcasm btw#i’ll be in my corner having fun while you parrot what conservative christians have said about the lgbtq+ community for decadess#(do they even have fun? because they sure don’t seem like they do)
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm about to throw stones but when people my age say "I don't like these Gen Z teenage tone indicators. How am I supposed to MEMORIZE all these new abbreviations? '/nm'? '/lh'? I hate it." it sounds utterly indistinguishable from our parents being like "I don't get this text speak. 'omg'? 'lol'? SAY what you mean! Don't abbreviate!" Like I dunno how to tell you that evolving language involves... learning the evolved parts of language.
I understand like 4 tone indicators and I'm frequently confused but I support it. It's honestly a good solution to tone lost over text imo. I'm ancient and my bones are full of dust but I'll figure it out.
#being up front and clear about tone is a huge win imo#without having to go like 'btw this is me being sincere. and that wasn't sarcasm when I said I was sincere i mean I'm actually sincere.'#anyway this is to say im pro tone indicator#chrissy speaks
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
we aren’t making it out of the patriarchy
#remember ladies if men want you dead it’s your fault for not loving them hard enough#men want to take away your rights because you dumb bitches won’t stop complaining! i’m a leftist btw ^-^#<- sarcasm
307 notes
·
View notes
Text
Good job, guys. Yall bullied Kat so much that she doesn't even want to work on the show anymore. Amazing. /Sarc
#this is sarcasm btw#in case anyone doesn't understand#What a horrible fandom we are#I'm so disappointed#tsams#laes#the sun and moon show#the lunar and earth show#lunar and earth show#polaris stuffs
190 notes
·
View notes
Text
Super classist to suggest eating beans instead of meat btw. Not at all classist to suggest buying genuine leather though, because genuine leather is super cheap and really easy for everyone to get it secondhand.
#vegan#and obviously we all need leather#i mean i personally only own leather#leather jackets leather t shirts leather socks#this is all sarcasm btw#i own 0 leather#and have no issues
269 notes
·
View notes