#that’s not how any of this works
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I’m going through looking for all the references to Illyria for semi fic related reasons but this early mention of rhys’s mother caught my eye. why would his father not know about him flying? his mother is like the only Illyrian female to not have her wings clipped and her one characteristic is how much she loved to fly, plus he let her send rhys to the war camps where every male Illyrian knows how to fly. like this makes no sense
#unless the unnamed sister was the favorite child but that doesn’t really track for me either#cause she’d still be allowed to learn to fly!!!#sometimes I swear sjm thinks rhys just fucking spawned into existence#why is his backstory both overly traumatic and empty???#that’s not how any of this works#anti sjm#anti rhysand#just cause he annoyed me#gold talks.tag
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Bridgerton season 3 spoilers without context:
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#polin#spoilers without context#that’s not how any of this works#you get a boyfriend and you get a boyfriend and everybody gets a boyfriend!#meme
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Idk who needs to hear this but unless you haven’t had caffeine recently and go in taking like 250-300mg+ all at once, your coffees, teas, and even sodas ABSOLUTELY are hydrating. They count as water.
The diuretic effect of caffeine is super freakin small when taken in small doses or if you drink it regularly. We’ve literally known this for two decades now but the myth that a coffee or tea is dehydrating due to diuretic effects is still well alive.
#water#remember to hydrate#hydration#idk what else to tag this#I’m just annoyed that there is still this myth#I legit read somebody saying that coffee somehow changes the molecular structure of water to make it less hydrating#my brain broke#that’s not how it works#that’s not how ANY of this works
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Not one of my clients putting “Africa” for “Country” like it’s not a whole-ass continent made up of many unique countries 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Field work in the northern are of the US was cancelled due to the blizzard. Might want to watch out for any flooding because we won’t be able to see if the water is getting too high!
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“All-purpose” flour is such a scam. It completely ruined my washing machine!
#that’s not how any of this works#bad dad jokes#one liner jokes#funny one liners#comedy#funny#humor#lol
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Soup???
#really?#i don’t think so#but why#ryan reynolds#that’s not how any of this works#got too silly#my eyes are burning#ahhhhh#oklahoma#ao3#hahahha#caterpillar
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I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable
#and yes architectural engineering is STILL on the table#any kind of engineering works honestly but I loved how she geeked out over the machine#annabeth chase#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#annabeth pjo
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but you can't keep holding on like this.
#you can put a disability metaphor in any legfndary draconic entity. many people dont know this#my art#comic#ouroboros#for tag filtering:#blood#its a blurry day forgive typos#for search results:#bite down or let go#here's the deal ouroboros#for qna:#yes you can get it tattooed i would appreciate a tip through ny kofi (pinned) and i would love to see if you feel comfortable sharing#yes its an original quote i do write sometimes#no its not cringe or bad if you blorbo tag or whatever. go nuts. if i didnt want people connecting w my work I wouldn't post it#yes you can quote it in your own art and I'd love to see that too#anyways i love you. we'll both get through this regardless of how it changes us okay? i love you.
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I remember reading a fanfic where character A was asking B not to go out B doesn’t but still ends up dead 🙄 because it’s Halloween, a full moon, and Friday the 13th…??
That’s not possible- Halloween is on the 31st of October… W H A T ? !
The 13th cannot be on the 31st… now I’m just fucking livid for no reason!!!
#horror#fanfic#bad fanfiction#it was strange#but still#pretty good#omg tho#that’s not how any of this works
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Ok, so I’m wearing sexy pajamas, and Dad is insulting me and saying that I’m dressing like our home is a whore-house, but he gets upset and tells me to drop it when I point out that a whorehouse is where sex happens but no sex is happening in the house and I’m not planning on having it???
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new appropriation level unlocked
#y’all#they just invited themselves to the cookout#that’s not how it works#that’s not how any of this works
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aw man that video about bops in other languages made me look up the background to pumped-up kicks and now i kind of hate it
Foster said to CNN Entertainment, "I wrote 'Pumped Up Kicks' when I began to read about the growing trend in teenage mental illness. I wanted to understand the psychology behind it because it was foreign to me. It was terrifying how mental illness among youth had skyrocketed in the last decade. I was scared to see where the pattern was headed if we didn't start changing the way we were bringing up the next generation." In writing the song, Foster wanted to "get inside the head of an isolated, psychotic kid" and "bring awareness" to the issue of gun violence among youth, which he feels is an epidemic perpetuated by "lack of family, lack of love, and isolation."
“actually the rise in mental illness is scary because mental illness is scary and makes kids violent, and also mental illness is caused by poor upbringing.” fuck you.
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Is this my best comic ever?? Nope. Do I think I characterized either of these two particularly well in this comic?? Not really. Did I spend an unreasonable amount of time on it to the point that it would be a waste to not post it?? Yes, yes I did.
I really committed to this one, spent a lot of time on those backgrounds and treated myself to ample suffering with the perspective, which is not my strong suit but I am happy with how it ultimately looks. Yay perspective and background practice!!
(Tbh I shouldn't talk like I think this one sucks, I think I've just been staring at it for so long that my brain has decided it's not good and it's actually way better than I think it is, and honestly I am quite happy with it. The artistic process really is something, isn't it?)
The inspiration was basically me reminding... myself... to take breaks sometimes... by drawing for several hour stints during my only little bits of free time. Which totally tracks. Probably. But I've been rolling around in my brain this idea that Lambert is a very uptight people pleaser and anxious workaholic, but Narinder, at least since adjusting himself to the circumstances (which probably took at least a century, maybe two) has discovered the joys of self care, and has made an active effort to chill tf out. This has not made him any less terrifying to the cultists (save for Lambert's closest disciples), nor has it made him friendlier to really anyone but Lambert (and maybe his siblings), but he sure has found some serious peace of mind. That said, I can't place what his motivations are here. Perhaps he is secretly concerned about Lambert's sanity, because he doesn't want them to turn into what he was, or maybe he's just trying to steal away some quality time with his one and only friend, but regardless of the reason, I spent too much time on this for nobody to see it, dang it.
That said. Enjoy this silly little comic that I spent way too much time on, and I hope this silly comic brings you some joy today.
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl#cotl fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#narilamb#(like honestly narilamb is a qpr to me specifically and i intend this as such but this can easily be read as romantic as well tbh)#also we get some bonus jalala and rinor in this one!! and some bonus... implied leshycat. technically#not gonna tag those individually cuz there's just like. not enough of it for me to feel like those tags have any meaning#but they're here as a bonus. also jalala and rinor are fun to draw maybe i should make a mini comic just about them sometime#rambles aside pls enjoy this ridiculous comic that i spent an unreasonable amount of time on it was a joy to work on#and even tho its not my best comic ever i do love how it turned out it was such a good time
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compiling a far from comprehensive list of palestinian fundraisers i'm aware of that are far from their goal (less than 25% raised) and/or stagnating. i will try to update this post at least every couple days - please check the op for updates.
if you can donate at least USD $15 (€14, CAD $20, kr160, £12) and dm me proof, i'll offer a colored sketch commission akin to these drawings (more details here). [EDIT: not accepting new donation comms at the moment until i've worked through my backlog; check back in a week or two!]
even if you're not able to donate that much or at all, please share, and follow the links to the fundraisers - there's much more important information for each one than i'm able to quickly compile into one list.
(created aug 2, updated aug 15)
Hazem Khalil (hazempalestine) - vouched for by bilal-salah0, who has been vetted - €6,015/50k (USD $6,556/$54.6k) raised to evacuate 7 family members
Mohammed Haboub (mohammedhaboubsblog) - shared by 90-ghost - kr85,347/300k (USD $8,108/$28.5k) raised to evacuate 4 family members, along with paying for rent and medical expenses - URGENT RENT + MEDICAL COSTS
Walid Al-Qatrawi (waled-family, waledps) - shared by 90-ghost, instagram - €2,164/€50k (USD $2,362/$54.6k) raised to evacuate a family of 5 with a child on the way - GOFUNDME HAD TO BE CLOSED, DONATIONS STAGNATING SEVERELY
Bilal Abed Rabou (bilalassadabedrabou) - verified by 90-ghost - €7,169/80k (USD $7,814/$87.3k) raised to evacuate a family of 3 + living and education expenses
Israa Alazaiza (isra-elazaiza, sarah-family) - verified #236 - CAD $5,480/48k (USD $3,946/$34,593) raised to evacuate 9 familly members - DONATIONS STAGNATING
Abdelmutei Al-Habil (abdelmutei) - verified by 90-ghost - €8,985/50k (USD $9,794/$54.6k) raised to evacuate 7 family members
Heba Al-Anqar (heba-baker) - shared by 90-ghost - €3,170/60k (USD $3,455/$65,499) raised to evacuate 7 family members + provide for living expenses - DONATIONS SLOWING DOWN
Salahaldin Hor (salahaldinhor) - shared by 90-ghost - €5,032/40k (USD $5,485/$43.6k) raised to evacuate 5 family members + medical and education expenses
Mohammed Atallah (mohammed-atallah) - shared by 90-ghost, organizer's instagram - €11,542/82k (USD $12,581/$89.5k) raised for a bone grafting procedure + rebuilding family home
Fatima Alanqar (fatma93-gaza) - shared by 90-ghost - €4,730/20k (USD $5,156/$21.8k) raised to support a family of 7
Mohammed Matar (matarmoh) - verified by el-shab-hussein - €1,119/€20,000 (USD $1,220/21.8k) raised to evacuate 5 family members, including a 6 month old baby daughter
Mohammed Iwais (mohdiwais) - shared by 90-ghost - kr156,227/500k (USD $14,842/$47.4k) raised to evacuate 10+ family members
Ahmed Abu Shammalah (ahmed8311) - verified by el-shab-hussein - €12,051/100k (USD $13,136/$109k) raised to evacuate 8 family members and provide living expenses - DONATIONS STAGNATING
Wafaa Resh (wafaaresh) - shared by 90-ghost, tiktok - €26,122/100k (USD $28,473/$109k) raised to support 15+ family members
Musab Abed (musababed) - shared by 90-ghost - £3,780/8k (USD $4,838/$8.7k) raised for living and education expenses
Fadi Zakkout (burningnightgiver) - shared by 90-ghost - CAD $10,310/50k (USD $7,423/$36k) raised to evacuate children who have been separated from their parents; their daughter Wafaa needs insulin
Malak Dader (malakabed) - verified by 90-ghost - €5,646/€25k (USD $6,154/$27.2k) raised to support a family of 6 with living and medical expenses + education
Shymaa Taiser (shymaafamily) - #141 - USD $10,878/$50k raised to reunite a father with his children in Gaza and provide for medical expenses
Yousef Hussein (adham-89) - shared by 90-ghost - USD $11,001/50k raised to evacuate 6 family members - DONATIONS STAGNATING
Sujoud Al-Sarsawi (sojid222) - #155 - CAD $10,587/45k (USD $7,623/$32.4k) raised for a single mother and her 3 children - DONATIONS STAGNATING SEVERELY
Siraj Abudayeh (siraj2024) - #219 - CAD $36,515/82k (USD $26,291/$59k) raised to rebuild a family home
#some notes: will probably make a separate post w more commission details at some point depending on how many dms i end up getting.#i will try to regularly rb this post and update it every couple days - will continue sharing other fundraisers but these are the ones i'm#focused on for now. other fundraisers will likely have queued rbs to space them out a bit for engagement#i work 5 days a week and am often out of the house these days - will try to at least respond to any asks/dms day of or the next day#and get to comms within a week or two. thank you 👍
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it’s like do they think there’s some sort of time cap on how long u can spend in a certain reality before u get magically catapulted back to ur OR 😭
I will never understand how people can "not believe" in permashifting
It's so weird for me when someone says that. Like it's literally just shifting but permamently, staying in IR longer than others do? What is here to not believe😭 for me it's just kinda saying you dont believe in shifting itself, does anyone get me??
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