It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
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People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore
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@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
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🌗 Into Tartarus // Out of Tartarus 🔥
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a lot going on w this whole boxing drama but have to say JK Rowling having made an enemy of the entire country of Taiwan is a definite highlight
#the quicksand is why they have to keep moving those goalposts#there is simply no definition for ‘male’ and ‘female’ so that every single human falls neatly into one category or the other#also ‘gender testing’ christ what a dystopia#transphobia
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regardless of anything else. elite sport isn't about “fairness” lmao. it's about achieving the best possibile results by maximising every resource at your disposal. and hard work and mindset and a sprinkle of good luck. and entertainment also. hope this helps
#top tier athletes literally do have biological advantages like lung capacity shape of limbs height build etc etc etc#but it only matters when we can be racist or transphobic about it ig
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everyone under the age of 18 is a minor and should not interact with my blog. anyone over the age of 16 is cringe, and should not interact with my blog. no one should interact with my blog at day or at night, neither inside a house nor outside a house, and by neither man nor beast
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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence
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Tundra Berry Orchestra, watercolor overlaid on photo by Amanita House IG | etsy
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You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.
What is your pet?
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Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.
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#1956#oh yikes#this is what i get for no longer instantly putting my phone on the charger when it dips below 80%#tag yourself
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
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reblog for larger sample size :)
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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door
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