chellyfishing
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It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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🌗 Into Tartarus // Out of Tartarus 🔥
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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a lot going on w this whole boxing drama but have to say JK Rowling having made an enemy of the entire country of Taiwan is a definite highlight
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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regardless of anything else. elite sport isn't about “fairness” lmao. it's about achieving the best possibile results by maximising every resource at your disposal. and hard work and mindset and a sprinkle of good luck. and entertainment also. hope this helps
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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everyone under the age of 18 is a minor and should not interact with my blog. anyone over the age of 16 is cringe, and should not interact with my blog. no one should interact with my blog at day or at night, neither inside a house nor outside a house, and by neither man nor beast
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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Tundra Berry Orchestra, watercolor overlaid on photo by Amanita House IG | etsy
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.
What is your pet?
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.
How screwed are you?
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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reblog for larger sample size :)
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chellyfishing · 3 months ago
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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door
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