#that would be nuts

[queen0funova]

El Goonish Shive theory time!

Firstly, and I know I'm not the first person to guess this, Hope is going to end up playing against Susan instead of Sara. She's going to get forced to play whatever card she wants Sara to see, and Susan is going to figure out who she is.

The reason Sara is running late is because she's with Catalina and/or Rhoda, who will subsequently end up at the card tournament.

Finally, with practically every character from Parable in the room together, one of them will say something (like Susan referring to Jay as "Jack"), causing Grace to suddenly remember the whole shared dream. This will then be confirmation that Rhoda does, in fact, have magic because of Mist's interrogation.

[gifti3]

I cant even imagine how hilda will act once adrian confesses...will he confess??....omg theyre gonna kiss at some point right??

[sealitsgills]

HIS LAST NAME IS ROMANO??!!!

yuh 😎😎😎😎

his full name is Fartlord Harvey Romano.

[hero-in-high-tops]

Disney: we brought back all three actors who have played spider-man in the movies!

Sony, assembling every animated version of spider-man from every cartoon: that's cute

[vamprisms]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[pacifymebby]

Tbf sam deserves a little action, groupie gives him nothing 😭😭not the love he deserves

She gives him something hahaha

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[meowdance]

No but like could you imagine them still being affected by the troll essence

From my TikTok

[c-rowlesdraws]

STOP ITTT, a DoorDasher picking up someone’s order from my work took the bag from me and then put something into my hand, and it was macadamia nuts???? Just some loose macadamia nuts? And then he gave a smile and left?

easily the most baffling human interaction I’ve had lately. Do fae creatures come in the guise of DoorDash guys now instead of old beggar women? What just happened

[smalldicksantiago]

daniel, i implore you to wake. dan- why are you screaming! it's me, love. yes, i just got back from my outing with lestat and he did something most foul to me. yes, my love, he always does but this was the worst he has ever done to me. we were on our way to paris and lestat said to me "do you know who is in paris?" and i replied "no. who?" and he said to- sorry i don't mean to start tearing up, love. no, i'm fine. he said to me "deez nuts." daniel, my love. what does that mean? why must he be so cruel? i do not like it when he speaks to me this way. daniel? this is not funny! why are you laughing?

[ningadudexx]

I love these ominous snake people

[dapper-lil-arts]

I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[heavenbarnes]

prone bone with older bf!simon…. dreamy dreamy sigh!!

- 🪩 (don’t know if you have anons that sign off as anything, but if not feel free to disregard!!)

you can thank military drills for the way older bf!simon can hold a plank for as long as he needs

that way he doesn’t crush the life out of you when he fucks you prone

not that you’d mind

would be your preferred way to go out

instead you get caged in by two strong arms, either side of your head

when you lay your head to the side you can almost see his tattoos moving when he flexes his arms, like the flaming skull is laughing at your predicament

you need something to focus on, something to ground you- greyscale ink blurring before your eyes as you just cannot escape it

escape the thing above you that has you trapped

six feet four inches and three hundred pounds of muscle

the driving force behind hips that are relentlessly driving into you, forcing you flat into the mattress

and you asked for this

you had to be the tease, you had to push his buttons and call him “old man” and put your feet in his lap

if you do die under the immense weight of simon riley’s obsession

it’ll be your own doing

“so- fuckin’- tight- g’na- take- m’cock?”

he even punctuates sentences with his thrusts

completely at his mercy, as if you had any choice but to take it

“yeah g’na take this cock, s’fuckin’ ‘ard f’you”

oh you want to take it alright

you might’ve even told him how bad if your tongue wasn’t hanging out your mouth

eyes rolled back

drool pooling against the pillow he’d kindly slipped beneath your head before fucking you within an inch of your life

“s’fucking filthy, darling”

did he mean the swirling look in your eye?

did he mean the rhythmic sounds of his hips? or the wet squelch that came from you?

did he mean the smell that’d filled the room since you started? the one he was getting high off?

did he mean the mindless babbles falling off your lips every time his hand swung down to slap your ass?

all of the above?