#that was cringe... sorry

[tarth]

Here is the hard truth, which no one else has the heart to tell you.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.02 "The Rogue Prince"

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[a-heart-like-a-sparrow]

January 25th, 2024 - Stupid things I do

────────────────────────────── Woke up at 1 PM I'm running out of ways to say I didn't have breakfast. Technology is acting weird today ──────────────────────────────

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Everything's fine! But today my comouter is acting weird. It's on, but there's a lot of lag and it's so annoying. I don't know what happened, but I suppose it's better than not being able to use it.

Anyway, we'll do something different today. Instead of talking about my miserable life and how I want to fucking die, I'll write down some dumb and/or weird things I do. That was the idea before: talking about myself and stuff that's happening at the moment, apart from my daily life and my insanity.

So, let's start. Stupid things I do.

I've been collecting bottles: I don't know why, but I have been keeping bottles in my closet (I don't have enough space for them). Right now, I have a bottle of strawberry yoghurt, another one with different fruites - and another brand-, and a bottle of wine with a green rabbit on it. They're cute, I don't know. My favourite one is the wine bottle.

I wear men's perfume and deodorant: I find so stupid how we assigned gender to liquids that smell good. It's absurd! And I know this has nothing to do with that, but as a non-binary person who was assigned female at birth, I feel so much gender euphoria when I wear "masculine" perfume, specially while I wear clothes that are considered "feminine". I say this is "dumb" and "weird", because I know other people will think that lol, but meh, I don't really care.

Right now I am wearing my off-shoulder, white and pink top, after I used a limited edition of a deodorant "for men". The non-binary joy!!!

I listen to YouTube videos to sleep: Sometimes I can't sleep with just the sound of the fan, I need something else. So I play some long video on YouTube and go to sleep. It reminds me of my father, he used to sleep with the radio on full volume. At least it made the house feel more... lively? But that's another story.

I sistematically listen to music: I think I've already mentioned this. I'm not used to randomly listen to new music anymore. I let a website choose a musician/band from a list I provide, and listen to them. Every album and single and song I can - except for live and alternative versions-. Right now I'm listening to Lorde. You can stay tuned just by reading my pinned post, I update the list of people I listen to.

I bite my nails... with nail polish on: I guess that's a sign of a problem. I could only spend a week without biting my nails. And not only that... but I also swallow them. Yeah, don't ask, I really can't help it.

I talk when I'm alone: I think it started when I wanted to be a Youtuber and a child. I still wnt to do that... in some way. I talk alone, explain things to me (like the lore of Ethel Cain's album "Preacher's Daughter"), I make comment about videos I watch. I also do it when I'm watching horror videos and I'm getting nervous.

And to make this 7 things...

Weird thing I DON'T do... cooking: Yes, I'm almost 16 years old and I don't know how to cook. It's actually embarrasing how I can only make noodles and a salad. I swear I'll learm how to cook, I genuinely feel ashamed of myself. And again, it's 'weird' because people may think that. But it'll change someday.

Well, that's all I can think about. Now anyone who reads this can learn a bit more about me, a ramdom stranger online! If you're one of those people, you can tell me what dumb thing you do. I won't judge!

(Seriously)

Well, I'll go back to do some thing I want to post here. If I'm confident enough. I'll be back tomorrow with another entry. I'll see what I can write about.

Rest well!

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PS: One time I took a sip of nail polish remover. Well, not exactly, I just soaked a pencil and sucked it. It was gross.

[arualthefirst]

Biker soap babyyyyy

[cyber333angel]

BREEDING KINK WITH CLARK KENT !

a/n : very smutty obvi, fem!reader, daddy kink. mating press. enjoy >.<

it was hot. way too hot that your decorated rooms aroma was filled only with the smell of you and clarks sweaty skin sticking to each other, mixed with the breath hitching pants that came out of the two of you. your pleasure was only heightened with the feeling of him on top of you, weighing and pressing you down, making you feel so..caged in. he was unconsciously forcing you to really feel just how deep he was inside of you, thrusting into your soaked walls with his girthy dick and muscular arms. “haah baby, can feel you squeezing me so tight..” you were but it was only because of how pressured you were feeling, having to look straight into clarks eyes as he plows into you with his intoxicated gaze. he makes your head so blurry with the way he uses his dick and doesn’t even know it, “ mm s’good, feel you filling me.. so deep!” you whine out with your hands resting on top of his neck, hips senselessly flowing along with his as they move back and forth on the bed. “mm wait, t-too deep s’gonna reach-“ you sob, it’s like you could feel his dick messing up your insides, overstimulating but all the more satisfying.

you push at his abdomen with weak arms and squeezed shut eyes, getting cut off with a moan being pulled from your throat as clark brings you back with a hand on your jaw. “reach where hm? gonna reach your tummy? huh gonna-gonna let me give you a baby?” he was basically blabbering at this point, too pussydrunk to think rationally. and you mindlessly nodded your head along with your boyfriend. “yes please clark! gonna make you a daddy!” the sound of you and clarks skin bouncing off each other was disgusting, the slapping of his balls against your ass and the creaks of the bed under you.

clarks pace gets faster as he keeps thrusting into you, cock almost kissing your cervix while you hear a flow of pleads from above you. “you’ll let me cum inside right? promise it will feel so good angel-you have to let me fill you u-up..” and he just sounds so cute when he begs like that, of course he can, anything he wants. “yesyes please! wanna feel it so bad daddy..” that nickname only flustering him more and making your boyfriend bottom out in your pussy, forehead pressing against yours, “fuckfuck-“ seeing his eyes squeezed shut and his mouth in a frown. dick sloppily thrusting into you when you feel ropes of cum shoot into you, warm and in an abundance, you scratch at his back and squeeze your thighs around clarks waist.

“mph makin me feel so’good clark!” you say bucking your hips into him, making you feel his length so much deeper in your cunt and only making clarks whimpers louder as he finishes cumming inside. “too much-“ he winced, unconsciously still thrusting into you slowly while you rub your sensitive bud, cumming all over his dick with a cry as he holds your back. clark lifts you slightly until your sat on his lap, his face in the warm crook of your neck breathing heavily. you were sure your insides were a mess, filled to the brim of clark and you just finished too. your boyfriend looks up at you with his doe eyes and his slight smile, “what?” you giggle to him and he kisses the skin of your chest. “thank you sweetheart.” laughing even more when you realize he’s thanking you for letting him cum inside.

[potato-lord-but-not]

everybody wants to be my enemy

[harvestkitty]

my silly silly stupid comic made based on a comment my friend made about a kim kitsuragi locket

and bonus :

[magefelixir]

hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying

[likelimeonade]

Have you seen anything more romantic? (They make me SICKKKKK)

[daiwild]

firegray fanart in 2024 if u even care....

[chimaerakid]

happy pride month everyone

(transcript & extra stuff below)

I wanted Elliott's dialogue to be in cursive! sorry if that's hard to read here's the transcript:

E: "Tell me, doctor Harvey. You've been living in the valley for... 2 years now?"

H: "almost 3."

E: "How could someone as handsome as you not have someone to call a lover? Hmm?"

H: "I- er... I suppose... Um... I'm rather shy... And- much older than most bachelorettes. It wouldn't be right (Plus, I'm their doctor...)."

E: "...bachelorettes? And what about the bachelors, doctor? I'm not blind, you know. It may not be obvious to others, but we've been friends for long enough. You're bad at hiding it."

H: "Um... Uhm... Umm... Uumm...." (FUCK FUCK FUCK)

E: "Haha! hahaha! Oh, Harvey."

H: (He's... very pretty like this.)

E: "I'm only teasing, you know. I do wish you were less afraid of opening up."

H: "I, um... I suppose this could be the wine speaking, but... you're right. I've- I've never truly allowed myself to... experiment. Maybe..."

E: "Hm?"

H: "M-Maybe I could, I could, you know, open up... Try to... Try... something new...?"

E: "My. Try something new, you say?"

H: "...Yes..."

E: "I suppose... I wouldn't oppose to that."

E: "...It's late. We should get going anyways. Why not stay over for the night, doctor Harvey?"

H: "Um... Okay!" (WHY DID I SAY IT LIKE THAT.)

Anyhow! I very much believe that Harvey & Elliott have a lot of potential. I think Harvey would very much be a repressed bisexual, & I think Elliott would openly flirt with him (in a playful manner), which would kinda help Harvey loosen/open up a bit :-)

Thank you for reading!

[soranker]

immortal sugimoto 😤

[sabh0]

READ RIGHT TO LEFT!

Dazai could feel vinegar in his morning coffee for the next two weeks (he drank it all thinking he will assert dominance) (he didnt)

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A comic based on that one interview, i started it a few weeks ago and in the end was too lazy to finish so u get only these messy sketches muahhh

[jarwithdragonteeth]

dhampirs saturday beer

[necromosss]

The 'Contact' (DA fan-comic) || Part 2

Part 1 || Part 2 (here) || Part 3 || Part 4 - END

[cyaadam]

what is he doing