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Sorry but my LoTRO main will always be in love with Laerdan
#I truly don’t know why but ever since I first did those quests#I’ve shipped him and Linadel#like#fucking rip man….#wasn’t there an instance that showed like#a ghost of him or something recently?#that stung like a bitch
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I have had inspector hosonaga for one case and a single investigation room and if anything happens to him I am going to end up on the news
#the great ace attorney#im finally playing it#and yeah its good. its really fucking good#i was on call and people can voutch that i literally had to end it because i had cry laughed at holms and susato so much#that i felt like actually winded#other high lights include fish and chips arriving at my door as soon as sholms introduced himself and me thinking an answer was obvious#saying so out loud and then kazuma fucking BRUTALLY roasting me for it. that fucking stung man#but even beyond that. in this cast i am already so deeply attached to.#my taste in blorbos is apparently men with sickly victorian orphan/wet cat energy and i fucking imprinted to this bitch like a duckling#i didnt even realise he was such a wet cat until i announced it too. like i just have wet cat of a man senses i guess. they call to me
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It's truly incredible what accidentally sinking a safety pin into the skin right under your nail full force will do to a previously good day
#it doesn't even hurt that much anymore it just stung like a bitch at first but man it's more the grossness than anything else#the idea of a thick needle having been inserted full momentum into my skin just makes me go euguughhghh#tw needles#i guess
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Got hit by a fucking golf ball on the course today
#not fallout#kal talks#it hit me on the leg like right under the ass#stung like a bitch#but the thing was like... shot in a million im ngl
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I just saw a post ab how people hate wasps bc they're not cute like bumblebees and babe let me stop you right there, it's bc they don't die when they sting you so they're GONNA sting you without fear
It's fear more than anything. We don't see them and go "ew a wasp, how UGLY" we see them and go "oh god please dont sting me please dont sting me please please oh fuck"
#like i know theyre valuable pollinators and blah blah blah but IT'S BC THEY WILL NOT NOT STING YOU#if you get stung by non-wasp bee then their stinger gets ripped out and kills them THEY KNOW THIS they avoid stinging unless#they absolutely have to! but wasps are like oh youre standing too close to me? me who landed on YOUR soda? fuck you ill sting your#eye bitch and then go back to your drink#i know they're just being wasps and that theyre usually defending their homes but i always feel like if i even LOOK at a wasp too long#that that asshole will come after me 😢#i try to give them as much space as possible and respect their space#but to think people hate them bc theyre 'ugly' ??? no??? its bc theyre aggressive and defensive with it#get it fucking right man sgsggddgdg#marquilla
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I fucking hate being scared of bugs 💀
#curse you hornet that stung me when i was like 4 or 5#you changed my life for the worst you punk bitch
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current mood: wishing I was prescribed the sea air for my health
#I’ve always wanted to live close to the sea#i love where I live but the sea…#i could listen to and watch the waves for hours#also it helped my eczema lol#it stung like a BITCH but it was good#and i could really use some of that now#salt baths don’t hit the same#or sting the same I should say lmaoo#also it soothed my chronic pain just to float for a while#and my anxiety#and and and and#spoon tag#chronic illness#disability#spoonie#uhhh what else idk#that’ll do#ren rambles#ren.txt
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I just had a shower and both of shoulders where I'm sun burnt to both felt like they were burning and that fuckin hurt.
DONT DO A ME AND STAY IN THE SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
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So my crafting project is (mostly) finished! I forgot to take pics before giving them as gifts though oops lol.
Anyway, for the holidays I had decided months ago to make my DND group drawstring bags. I made one to hold my dice when I first started playing in this game (my first), and I made it to fit the mood in my head for my character. Everyone kept complimenting it over the sessions, so I thought “maybe they’d like their own.”
Finding fabric in patterns I felt fit their characters/personalities was a bitch for some of them, especially as two kinds was - not needed but best. I did manage it eventually though!
Anyway, I got all but one of them done in time for today’s game. We haven’t met since… mid-late October I think? A couple months.
I did not plan to be moving the same time I was needing to make them, hence the rushing on my part.
I made a lot of mistakes - some just from not paying attention to what I needed to do, some because a specific fabric was a bitch to work with, some because of technical issues. But what was cool for me that each time I either learned how to undo and redo my work, or figured out a workaround! I even learned a bit of a handy trick for making it a bit easier to line up the two squares of fabrics that get stitched together, and I got a lot better at sewing the circle bottoms.
And I am proud of them! They’re not super fancy or anything, but everyone was so delighted by them that I felt incredibly pleased with the work. I only wish I HAD remembered to take pictures. Oh well.
I still have one more to finish up. I’m seeing that friend again soon, and I had another gift to give them from my mom anyway. Might make myself a new/second bag, too….
#Jules rambles#crafting#sewing#somehow last night though I sliced a deep - but not bleeding! - cut into the tip of my thumb#like… right along the grain of my fingerprint whorls#it’s a bitch of a sore#didn’t notice until this morning when a thread caught in it and stung like a mofo
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#bruised bone. i couldn't even flinch my fingers let alone write for almost 3 months and i wasn't even taken to the doctor 🙃#sprained muscles and torn muscles and ligaments#nerve pain (felt like my body was on fire 🙃)#cluster and sinus headaches and migraines/sinus migraines#menstrual pain (thankfully not much anymore)#animal bite#stung by bee wasp and hornet 🙃#gastrointestinal pain#one time i threw up every hour for nine hours from 1am to 9am due to an allergic reaction to diary 🙃#burns from fire and hot metals#a wound via surgery (anesthesia wore off) -#anesthesia made me nauseous so i threw up the painkillers and no one knew if some of the painkillers got digested -#so they were scared to give me more. Turns out none of the painkillers got digested 🙃)#both my knees landing on nails#had my finger sliced open deep enough that i could see my tendon 🙃#had infections viruses bacteria#one time i had the flu bronchitis and laryngitis at the same time for months#between those three bacterial is one tough son of a bitch for my body to fight#the feeling of heat exhaustion/heat stroke is another level of physical agony... 🙃#does emotional and mental pain from psychological disorder count? lol…#text
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dogs r more "aggressive" than wasps r but y'all aint ready for that
#no bc wasps rlly r just existing and someone comes along#tries to kill them or has an issue w them beibg there#and then its all 'wasps r aggressive' no bitch ur trying to kill them!#oiek damn id be aggressive too#and if u see an animal as aggressive everything they do eventually becomes aggressive#i fuvk w wasps and im more likely to be bitten by a dog than i am stung by a wasp#and if a wasp stings me thats my bad!! like sorry was i bothering u queen#dont come near me or my wasp queen or her drone or her drone or her drone or her drone or her dro#wasp posting#sorry yall the wasps have me its all ur gonna hear from me for a while
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Ain’t no way I was tryna show my mom something about what she had been talking about and my sis goes “Oh there she goes talking about something no one cares about again!” OH IM NEVER TALKING EVER AGAIN WHATTTT
#*•{jenn’s thoughts}•*#she said she was kidding after but STILL#Like damn bitch#kinda stung a little
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are... are you doing okay? :(
very respectfully no but it's a work in progress ig it's hitting me harder and harder every day how every decision i ever make will influence other people's interactions with me and i wish i could take it all back :')
#anon asks#im Just angry at the world for not providing me with a teddy bear strapped around me at all times for comfort that's all#also v confused bc is this a platonic or ACTUALLY a romantic crush on my friend#bc this is so so new to me#i have never felt this viscerally before#but something about being three friends in a room and not being the one whos bed she jumped on#and who she fell asleep with#that kind of scarred me for life ngl it stung and hurt like a bitch#i know we're good friends. we hang out and we laugh and have fun and she hugs me too and kissese on the head from time to time#twice. i counted#but that night hurt me so deeply i can't explain it to you#and she's a little closer with the moon. instantly noticed when she's upset and is attached to her and always hugging her#and i know that the moon is just always naturally touchy with everyone and very openly physically affectionate#and im Not (Not bc i don't want to i just don't know how to ask or initiate)#so obv they hug more#but yeah#i sound like a lovesick puppy AND a whiny brat combined oh gosh ew#abort pls feelings abort
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And I've got the photos of those two cats (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚✧
I'm not sure if the dog was also allergic to bee stings, but she hated bees with a fiery passion, reserved for no other creature, that I feel could only have come from being stung.
have you ever been stung by a bee?
#I've also been stung twice but bees are apparently one of the few bugs I'm *not* allergic to. Still hurts like a BITCH though#the first one I was like maybe 7 and it'd gotten stuck in my hair in the pool#the second one I accidentally stepped on like a decade or more ago >>;;#honestly I'm kind of surprised I've only done that once because I'm barefoot most of the time#the cats are Muffin (orange+white) and Berger (tux)#both cats got stung probably 13-15yrs ago because our cats have been inside-only since like 2010-ish
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everyone clap and cheer for the most special and brave puppy to ever exist
she had a mat on her neck that was making the skin raw/weepy and she let me cut it out and disinfect it even though it hurt ;-;
#it was a bit hard at first but once we switched to me distracting her it was way easier to snip the fur#i was acting like i was about to leave the room and kept wiggling and singing for her and she was stock still staring at me#to put that into perspective: we could barely get her to stay still with treats and she is a massive glutton#she wuvs me 🥹#and she was so brave for the alcohol even though it must have stung like a bitch#i genuinely don't know how this beast even got a mat with such short hair#but her neck fur is very plush and it was in a wrinkly spot that was hard to find#even when i knew exactly where it was#im glad i found it before it got worse
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(same guy in the biting post) throwback to that time my friend was over my chest while I was laying down and just. fucked my throat like that. I couldn't even breath because he had his hands holding the back of my head. I need that again, actually
#♥hitogawari���#I'm so tired. I need to go to bed#it didn't fit inside of me so I was just mostly giving head that night#we tried but it stung like a bitch#felt nice at first but owwwww
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