#that shit tastes like ass

[mysteriousboo]

Boop of the day!

Do you like pizza with pineapple ? Personally no because I don't like the contrast with the salty of the pizza and the texture. But it's my mom favorite pizza. My default pizza is always peperony.

Booop!! Boop! Boop!! Boooooop!!

Well, it depends on what kinda pizza!! If it's American pizza, then I couldn't be bothered cause that shit tastes awful either way!! But if it's an authentic Italian pizza, then I wouldn't prefer pineapples over it!!

[emma-munson]

Yikes

JOSEPH QUINN on HAPPY SAD CONFUSED | July 1, 2024

[kalofi]

middle school

[wodimewoahtime]

hey till...... don't you have just a little too much tsundere "i'm not gay" yaoi protag power???? why are you attracting these guys like a hamster to the shredder

[kyle-edith]

Im in a toccata and don't have anything better to do

[legionofpotatoes]

I know the discourse well is poisoned and no one hates bioware games more than bioware fans, but I am just 🫠 having so much fun with veilguard it's unreal. It is selfishly the dragon age game I always wanted. with less emphasis on cRPG, a more focused story, curated mission based design that spotlights the high fantasy stuff, slowburn structure with companions, significantly less sidequest bloat, and a fully real-time action-oriented combat system that isn't riddled with the growing pains of previous titles. when I first played origins I imagined something almost exactly like this as my ideal version of a sequel; and it was one of those dirty, selfish thoughts that I knew was disrespectful to the then-established DNA of the thing, but I can't help but feel giddy about having it here and now. like down to the shift away from the childishly dark tone and to something more inherently flexible with a baseline aspirational quality. I hate aesthetically depressing games so much. am I not alive right here and right now already

When I say "aesthetically" there though I do mean it. I'm fully on the opposite side when it comes to tone and positions expressed in the story itself. I am just not including that in my analysis because I am not done yet - so please no spoilers! I think I am where most people consider to be the second act, and I definitely have my gripes with the narrative framework and some of the optics, but I won't put the cart before the horse and will see how it wraps things up first. Above that level, in terms of how it presents itself, of how it plays, of how it balances its core pillars - it is such a bioware-ass game and I could not be any cozier in it. So grateful it exists

[smoked-salmon-official]

why the fuck does tarn's tf wiki page sound like exactly how he would describe himself

[bi-writes]

i actually hate everything about anatomy of us part 4 and am thinking about scrapping it completely and starting over.

[frostgnawdraws]

Some doodles of hearthians bc my brother forcibly installed outer wilds on my laptop and now I have brain worms. This is my first time attempting to draw them so I'm still kind of figuring out their facial structure lol

[themilfking]

FYI Starbucks isn't on the BDS list

Yeah so I've seen this come up a lot. Starbucks hasn't actually even operated in Israel since the early 2000s which is why they don't necessarily meet the criteria to be on the BDS list.

The reason we're all boycotting Starbucks is because of their response to the Union's pro Palestinian stance. Starbucks sued Workers United for making a pro-Palestine tweet stating that the tweet tarnished the brands reputation (which is a wild stance to take when there's a literal genocide happening).

And even though BDS hasn't added them to the list, they are in full support of both the union and the boycott efforts. So please continue to boycott Starbucks and instead support local coffee shops. This is about solidarity with both Palestine AND the Workers Union.

[sulfies]

got any hcs for the boys in modern au?

Hmm 🤔

Desmond: would stay same, if Assassins etc stuff didnt exist, he would be a bartender that escaped an abusive home bc his dad was crazy about the world ending and him being the antichrist or saviour, so he would isolate him etc. Back w his beloved motorbike

Ezio: Chef or funnier idea... Jobless bc of family money. If he is younger he could be a delivery guy lmao. Is one of those "rich? Nah my family just worked hard so we are well off now" kinda mfs that doesnt get he is rich rich. His family would be alive amd very much in his life. Big gift giver, funds Leos entire art career almost. Is horrified by Desmonds motorbike

Altaïr: he could be a Syrian or Arabic litriture prof? Or an author? He probobly did a lot of odd jobs during youth may e got in a lot of trouble, maybe one of it caused indirectly for Malik to loose his arm but Kadar would be alive. He would call his dad like 2-3 times a yr at most. He would try rlly hard to be the most mature out of them and the other two would push his buttons to take out his arrogant n cocky side.

They would all meet at Desmonds bar or a rock climbing place, Ezio would befriend (flirt with) Desmond first then Desmond would befriend Altaïr. I think Altaïr would make the first actual move w Desmond while all 3 are hanging out and Ezio would be like "WTF not fair me too!!"

Claudia would forever make fun of the fact that they share scars

Ngl I dont rlly read Modern Au's so hope these make sense xhsjsj 😭sorry😭 im much more interested in going back in time or canon time etc etc I do sometimes like it when they time travel to modern times tho

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

is this outfit historically accurate? probably the fuck not. is it practical in any way shape or form? also probably not! but does it serve cunt? YES 😩🙏💅 and that's all that matters!

[magixfairyix]

Anyone else used to eat that weird birdseed that looked like multicoloured couscous?

[xenomorphicdna]

@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point

Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much

Peace and love among my rw ocs

[carakoskinenafterlife]

CARCARARA!!!! hiiiii! hemlo my friemd!!!

- @viceroyofeden-asks (for context: he’s drunk as shit)

Oh god dammit- DID YOU DRINK THAT WEIRD PURPLE SHIT AGAIN!? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED LAST TIME!

Fuck this: Hey you, Narrator of Finality or whatever. I’m going to send that dumbass a shit ton of hangover food and some cures that help with said hangover, if you see this like huge red present box in the middle of the hall then yeah that’s me.

[pleafyistired]

Ancap n commie is so hard to talk about. What do i say. That theyre wholly opposite and everything the other stand against? That they know each other so well and deeply? That commie will always express out loud how clearly he knows ancap like the back of his hand, and ancap will never say it out loud, but instead use it silently to his advantage? That theyre petty stupid bitches that will do shit to each other as long as its convenient to them? That they depend on each other and no one talk about it and will never ever ever express it out loud, but their inherent flaws means they need each other to continue existing? Whatever, perhaps it doesn't matter. When you're a monster that is intoxicated by the thing that you stand to oppose at every turn.