#that or he just doesnt care about romance or sex at All. i could see that too lmfao

[gamingdotcom]

hmmm i think. i think i need to do away with the idea that i love astarion in a way thats "wrong". i love him in the way that i know how to love him

[orcelito]

Honestly manga Midvalley and trigun 98 Midvalley are basically two different characters

Yea I wanna punch manga Midvalley constantly, but I also find him interesting & a compelling character. The times I've seen 98 Midvalley he just looks so sleazy lmao it makes me REALLY wanna punch him

Tough choices

[solomonomenon]

who in skz would be more about having one relationship or who would not mind hooking up or who just doesnt care for having romance in general?

skz relationship vs hooking up

⚠️ for entertainment purposes only *based on tarot

𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣

his mind would go straight to marriage, he wouldn't mind hooking up but he prefers that it could develop into something more. this man falls in love pretty easily. it's never just sex.

𝙡𝙚𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬

I don't think he cares that much. he seems open to everything, if it's just sex then that's it. but at the same time, he's also looking forward to be in a relationship as well.

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙣

always a serious relationship, even better if it lasts. he will always see the person he's dating with in his future, planning the wedding, thinking about having kids, all the domestic moments will be popping up in his head all the time.

𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙣

a hopeless romantic for real. this man is also looking for a serious relationship, too serious tbh. he gets in his head a lot since he has an idea of what an ideal relationship should be and he really wants it to work out like that, sadly it can't, it didn't, and it won't.

𝙝𝙖𝙣

I think he prefers to have a long term relationship now. he seems to be having fun a lot back then but he grew past that. he's in a new stage of life where he's ready to commit.

𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙭

I don't really see any romance. I think he has a lot on his mind right now, what should he do with his future? I think there's something about investment as well. right now he's focusing mainly on himself.

𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙢𝙞𝙣

he likes to leave the door open. right now he loves to explore all the possibilities. this doesn't mean that he's talking to multiple people at the same time (even though it could be), he just doesn't think that this has to be the last one. it could end anytime and it's normal, it's just life.

𝙟𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣

nothing serious at the moment. but is he looking for a serious relationship? yes. he's juggling with a lot on his hands right now so he's not really ready for commitment, but he eventually will.

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[laikabu]

saw someone who hc kabru as aromantic bisexual. thats actually kinda good. i dont necessarily subscribe to it but i could see it. not fully aro but in the spectrum i guess

im now just going to ramble about how i think this would work in my head. also labru bc this is my page

he sees flirting more as a game n marriage as something convenient than something he aspires to achieve w the one he loves

flirting n dating is more of a tool to make friends. he isn’t interested in getting serious so that usually turns them off, so he gets labeled as a ‘player’

he doesn’t return rin’s feelings even though he finds her physically attractive, because he genuinely values her friendship and the way he views romance is incompatible with hers and would just break her heart

ok labru territory turn away now sorry im pulling shit out of my ass atp

laios would fit right in with his preferences, because their relationship would be boiled down to “best friends who have sex” like, the easiest way for them to explain their thing

even if they go on dates, they’d be more interested in talking about a current topic or something they need to do, than super sappy stuff. they still do it! but kabru would kinda get uncomfortable with saying sappy stuff, it’s different from flirting. once laios recognizes this, he tells him he doesnt have to do that

it works out because while laios is kinda sentimental, he isn’t really a romantic person. when they were still figuring stuff out, laios just goes “x is mad at me because they think not doing y makes me a bad partner” but really, kabru doesn’t care whether he does it or not

if laios is saying this about a different partner, kabru would chastise him, but since it’s him, he’s totally fine with none of that happening

when it comes to them becoming spouses, they would rather forgo a real wedding and just do the paperwork to make it happen. marcille takes offense to this n thinks its an “affront to romance” esp since kabru wants to plan HER wedding, but neither of them think it’s a big deal

laios has a very hard time distinguishing his platonic feelings to his romantic feelings. he’s just very happy kabru that wouldn’t leave him or get bored of him. getting to kiss him and have sex with him is just a nice bonus.

kissing and cuddling is more of an emotional recharge or comfort etc for kabru than a romantic activity. his friends don’t get it at all.

even in my stupid baby universe its just “kabru wants to have a baby with me for the kingdom? he’s such a nice guy. he told me he wants utaya to live on too… thats so thoughtful.” their relationship is ‘blunt’ and ‘convenient’. the marriage was just to legitimize the heir and otherwise it was just a regular wednesday.

they love each other, but kabru expresses it to the extent that he could, and that works out for laios.

tl;dr basically someone who views romance as a performance than something ingrained w him x someone who struggles w romance. its totally fine if you dont see kabru on the aromantic spectrum, i don’t necessarily see it that way either! i just want to think about how it would work in my fanworks. what do u think. i should add more but im just going off at the top of my head LOL

[hijackalx]

GORTASH NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

hmm honestly feel like it depends on if hes feeling u or not. if he was just trying to catch a nut hes rude af. like before he leaves he'll throw a wet rag at u. and he used cold water to get it wet 🥲 BUTTTT if he really does like u i think he'll prolly run a bath for u both or something. i can see him washing ur hair/body for u 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

his chest duhhh lol thats why he walks around with his titties out. i think hes got a really good upper body in general. like shoulders/arms/chest. and i feel like hes an ass man. yes that means all booties ALL. he likes to spank, bite, and leave marks all over it. omggg the type to smack or pinch ur ass in public LMAO

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

yall already know im a firm believer that this man cums bucketfuls. he'll have u sitting there like "damn why is it still going" LMFAO almost exclusively wants to cum inside. to the point to where its hard to convince him not to. he wants to breed u sooo bad 😭😭

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

*NONCON MENTION* it gets him concerningly hard when u tell him no but let him do it anyway. like i dont think he would ever AGGRESSIVELY force u to do anything hence the "let him", but something about being able to change ur mind/overpower u does something to him *NONCON MENTION OVER*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

well. i think hes an expert when it comes to pleasing himself (which is typically thru penetration, so for my AFABs if yall can finish vaginally just know he do be laying pipe 🤤) but he didnt really grow up caring about his sexual partners much lol. i do think he wants to please you though, like badly. thats the only reason hes willing to let u offer some guidance when it comes to giving oral/fingering u.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press yall. like when he hooks ur legs over his shoulders and basically folds u like a lawn chair lol. also likes doggy though so he can pull ur hair and leave welts on ur ass lol.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

hes wayyyy too intense to be goofy at any moment while u guys are fuckin LMAO. like this man loves sex and gives his ALL. he puts his mf game face on and locks IN baby 😹😹

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

YESSSSSS !!!!! YES !!!!! this man is SO hairy EVERYWHERE !!!! the same texture as the hair on his head. im about to faint yall catch me

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

uhh. i can see him being kind of romantic on special occasions. but like i said hes pretty intense usually and to me that doesnt leave much room for romance lol. especially since he can be so mean too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

yeah. like all the time. hes a hornball so if ur not around as an alternative he WILL be jizzing into his hand. omfg if yall are like, ever distanced from each other he will want to send nasty ass letters back and forth to keep him satisfied until u get back LMAO god forbid they ever end up at the wrong place

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his office. will fuck on every surface and up against every wall. everyone else is afraid to touch anything in there 😭

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he likes when u seem weaker than him, either in the sense that he has a physical or mental advantage over u. dont let anyone else treat u like that tho or he'll think ur a pussy lol

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

^^ as i mentioned letting other ppl have the same power over u as he does is a turn off. so if ur like me u got to grow a backbone or get the boot 🥾🤾‍♀️ 😭😭  anyway. i dont think he'll be willing to do anything that makes him feel "lesser" or more submissive. i mean u could probably trick him into doing it if u make him think its his idea or something LMAO

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

i genuinely think he eventually gains an affinity for giving ??? he likes the sounds u make and the way u pull his hair. so yeah, gives lots of kisses and will mutter a lot of praises while down there too. dont get me wrong though u better be giving back too 😹😹

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

rough as fuckkkk bro. doesnt ever like to be gentle. sex just brings out a lot of aggression in him. u will be sore and bruised after. if u convince him to chill out he'll be a pouty baby about it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

anywhere and everywhere possible. i dont think its a goal of his to be seen by others while doing it but i also dont think he cares so that doesnt really stop him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he'll try to get u to do all kinds of fucked up shit. including shit that is probably lowkey dangerous 😹😹 hes pretty sadistic so get ready gurl

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

15-20 mins max shawty lmao sorry 😹😹 and since he wants to act like a wild ape ur prolly not getting a round 2 since he wore himself out. but if u didnt get off in time he'll use his hand to help u finish even if hes sleepy 😴

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

will tease u at random times throughout the day by saying some absolutely horrendous shit in ur ear while ur in public and then acting like nothing happened. but usually doesnt want to waste much time before the act, so he might tease just enough to get u ready. nothing more though

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

heavy grunter and breather. will only moan occasionally if its really hitting right 😹😹 if u do get him to moan i can see it being decently loud. its like a reward

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high libido man........ prepare ur hole 🪦

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sometimes he can stay awake long enough for aftercare but other times itll have to come after a power nap 😭 youll be like "bae how was it" and turn around to see him completely unconscious. snoring and everythang

[cowboy-robooty]

PruPan (Prussia x Japan) For the grid

I know who sent this. I can smell your prupan and self-ship wif japan from a mile away **heart eyes emoji** thank you for being the only mf who wants to hear my opinions. anyways so i thought about it and realized actually prussia and japans dynamic is the greatest thing ever. Because see i believe in cuck japan romantically FOREVER. i think japan has like best broship in the platonic dating style (if you experience that shit you know what i mean) with america and like hes emotionally fulfilled from that but also he desperately wants a boyfriend or girlfriend or oysterfriend just anyone to have that shoujo romance and tentacle freak sideways tango with. but the thing is that he literally always fails and is in one-sided crushes Forever and always and its always japan crying to his best bro america about his fail ass love life and america is like lol couldnt be me! but it's fine because he still has his best bro and like yknow... its like how family and friendship is two different things that are both need. like moral orel about the f words (family, faith, friends) but with b. bros, booty, and bazinga... like idubbbz! (as long as you have one of those you won't be lonely). but anyways see i believe japans biggest crush of all is on italy and obviously prussia has his huge ginormous crush on italy too but like i think that actually they are aware of eachothers crushes but dont care because they dont see eachother as threats at all bc theyre like "omg this dude is so cooked he aint even competition lol i feel bad for him" towards eachother.

and i think its actually really funny because see prussia is a desperate motherfucker and honestly not hard to pull at all. like if you have sex with him hes the type who goes "uhmm youre my boyfriend now right?" or if you confess to him hell take your feelings genuinely seriously and think about it and 90% of the time end up saying YES!!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!! and japan is also desperate but he would literally date anybody Except prussia. like it's like how italy will fuck anybody Except Prussia. LIke japan could potentially get together with anybody under the right circumstances except prussia lol even if they were trapped in alkatraz together for 18 years he would never be prussia's prison boyfriend he just doesnt have the capacity to love him. and its really funny because prussia is literally the only mf who has the capacity to feel romantic love towards japan in a twist of horrible fate because japan pissed off cupid in his past life and will never ever fucking win at romance. The only conceivable way is if he asked out prussia but prussia is the only mf he would rather die a virgin with while stranded on an island for 3000 years with than fuck and try to repopulate the planet with yaoi babies. so yeah they compell me a lot in this sense because this is fucking hilarious and amazing and I'd like for them to act pitying to eachother about their crushes on italy bc they're like "mhm mhm yeah you have a chance (lying)" even though they both strapped in the same jigsaw trap lawl. but I dont think i ship them because of what i said above. thank you for sending this though this was some really good shit to think about and i think ill draw them interacting more because this is an incredible discovery.... best discovery since alfred wagner and the tectonic plates !

[lullabyalikpoptarot]

yikes bts have 3-4 cheaters or potential cheaters in the group? what do u think this stems from? insecurity or trauma from their earlier years or just how they generally are. u know the whole yoongi marry them type thing that fans would hollar especially at concerts, i never got the feeling he wouldve married any of them. so who in bts would more so prefer short term relationships versus long term?

or is it cause the fact that the idol industry doesnt promore idols being in relationships at all? like if its forbidden for them to date what wouod make them care about being loyal. ngl jhopes becoming one of my fave members because i think its rare that an idol really can be loyal to one partner. i think a lot of them fuck around and find out later on. again either due to being restricted and limited to romance or something else

It could be due to the fact that it is hard for them to have a proper relationship. Also, when a man has money and access to many partners that can also lead them to cheat. You be surprised how many rich people cheat on their spouse. Money and fame give you access to many things and options than what normal people have. Most men enjoy sex, so if they can mess around with different partners, they will. I don't know I am pretty logical about love, so this doesn't surprise me. They may all chill out when they find a spouse, but who knows. I trust no man with money and power.

Jin-He prefers to be single right now, so go with short-term.

Suga-Interesting, he prefers a long term one, he got the lovers card with commitment on it.

RM-I am going to say short-term, lots of swords, very intellectual about things right now.

J-Hope-Who is this Queen of Pentacles?, this popped up for him in another reading, there may be a person he is interested in. I'll see if she pops up in his love reading again. Umm, I'll say long-term, but he is showing me he is trying to win someone over, but there seems to be competition for this person lol why am I being shown this? I am not really getting an answer he is kind of showing me something else lol I pulled another card and got two of swords, he wants to stress there is some conflict with this Queen of Pentacles, or there is some competition for her attention. Alright, I'll move on.

Jimin-Dude wants to be secretive about it with this High Priestess card, but I say short-term. I got the ten of Swords with the keyword change, so that gives me he may prefer short-term or there is a sense of inner knowing with him to leave a situation.

V-Short-term, his was the easiest and straight forward. I am hearing thank you, next in my head. He may find relationships to be difficult for the time being, yes, he is in the Military, but even before he went he may have had difficulties.

Jungkook-Yeah, he prefers long-term and he is working to attain that. He wants a long-lasting relationship and seems determined to do so. But I feel he needs to work on staying committed, because he may have the tendency to sabotage relationships, so he may or is working on that.

[box-dwelling]

My Dumb sexuality head canons for bg3. Ignoring the player sexualness

Wyll: beloved bi king. I am pretty sure he even has a line about it

Lae'zel: OK this is complicated because like, I genuinely think being a gith in the material realm means that she is just not comprehending the gender of the people around her in the question of attractiveness. It's the classic monster fucker thing where you stop caring about gender. And sex within gith culture is complicated anyway due to how they reproduce so she's probably omnisexual.

Shadowheart: She's definitely sapphic. There is nothing heterosexual about her and laezel and honestly her and Nocturne too. As for if she's into men. I'm not sure but I want to say no just because I know she's the go to romanced companion by straight men

Karlach: Listen Karlach X Wyll shippers. I see you. I understand you. I love you. You're so valid. Its not my ship but i do get the vision. I cannot see that woman ever dating a man. If it's any consolation I do think Wyll has a weird relationship with gender so, that could probably still work out.

Gale: He's definitely into women. I honestly switch on if I think he's into men or not. This will probably be subject to change after I do a romance run with him

Halsin: Pan and poly. 100% and I love him so much for it

Jaheira: OK ok OK. Hear me out. Aspec. Khalid and her had like a genuinely great relationship even though her feelings towards it were probably more platonic than she was willing to acknowledge but after he died she had no interest in ever having anything again because she could kinda check it off her mental list of things she is supposed to experience.

Minsc: I swear it is not intentional that I'm saying this for the non romancable compaions but I also think ace. I think he like thinks he's straight. He will sleep with women because he socially thinks that's what hes ment to do but his heart is never in it and boo is desperately trying to explain to him that he can just not do that if he doesn't want to.

Astarion: left for last because I think this is my biggest hot take. You cannot convince me he is into women at all. That is a gay man. Basically, every line that I'm aware of where he talks about romantic or sexual desire is with men. Like it's Astarion so his relationship with sex is complicated and you can maybe convince me of homoromantic bisexual though i personally think he doesnt consider his own desires at all during sex at least at the beginning of the game, so he doesn't mind sleeping with women because sex is just the thing he thinks he has to be doing but beyond that I cannot see it.

[castlebyersafterdark]

i really love your realisticness about what we could actually get in s5 when it comes to byler spice. lover's lake is a perfect set up, and i agree that peak romance being needed. although the reason i've always been in the spicy camp is because, to me, the more we see, the less explicit/dirty/spicy/lewd it will be?

cutting to black like jancy is too... dismissive, almost. it implies that the couple has found peace and simply needs to do the deed, and that the sex quality didnt matter, only that they did it. but surely the conflict for mike and will IS the question of hiccups and doubts even during? Can we, should we, do this? i think that what we DO need to see IS the fumbling, IS the constant glances at each other to make sure it's ok, IS the hand grabbing another hand and tentatively guiding it down to the crotch, probably over clothes, etc! i want to see their relationship literally transform before my eyes. and i think we need to see that hesitation and fear mixed with excitement in their eyes even during the act, that inexplicable oxymoron that is first desire and losing your virginity.

the first shadow REALLY plays up the idea of desire and intense emotion making electricity and lights go haywire, and it was sometimes done tongue in cheek as an obvious sex joke (the whole theatre laughed). its sooooo duffers to use this for will and mike. what better metaphor than the whole hawkins power grid sparking out because mike made will come so hard he literally BLACKED OUT?? and it doesnt need to be kinky or lewd! it could be over for will in 10 seconds as soon as mike touches him, but that doesnt make it less intense or hot - but the important thing is that will came because of the emotional intensity of them having sex, not just the physical sensation. i think this is the difference between gratuitous and meaningful movie sex.

and then the actual climax (lol) of that emotional arc will be their peace and contentment AFTER its done, so we also need to see the post-sex scene. you mentioned shy smiles and doing up a belt, but i think they deserve a whole night together. i would love love love to see them waking up together, maybe even accidentally thwarting a mission somewhat because they left their walkie talkies in another room? idk. something that ties it into the plot well.

a quick fumble can be sexy but i don't think byler need that - it keeps them too in the friends category, and the audience needs to know for sure that their relationship has transformed into something else and can never go back. THIS is a coming of age arc. their first time can't resemble a one night stand in any way. i also think will wouldn't be able to emotionally cope with sleeping with mike in a barn in the afternoon and then just going back about his day. i think he would need at least one business day and night to process it lol. will's sleep quality has also been a big theme of the show - imagine if he sleeps with mike and wakes up in his arms the next morning having slept soundly for the first time since he was 12???? literal perfection.

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS - I tried to be realistic in my assessment/predictions but I guess I'm just trying to set the bar low to either be happy with what we get or surprised if it exceeds expectations. But this ship deserves the world. They deserve care and peak romance and softness and it to be the moment. Truly, there is so much more going on in the show but I really do believe that byler is the heart of the show, a major turning point and overarching theme so I do hold out the hope that they get something really beautiful. What a waste, if not?

I compare to the 2 sex scenes we've gotten because that's the only frame of reference for that sort of romance we've really seen - but in actuality, yeah, it doesn't really make sense for a repeat or an homage. They'd get their own moment. Gosh, you've described some wonderful direction and context and potential imagery for the scene. I especially love "will's sleep quality has also been a big theme of the show - imagine if he sleeps with mike and wakes up in his arms the next morning having slept soundly for the first time since he was 12" LIKE??? Oh that's fantastic. Your brain. My heart ahhh. Wouldn't that just be the loveliest? How indicative of their relationship as a whole, and one of the classic pillars of romance - "find someone with whom you can rest." Ahh. That's what they are to each other, aren't they? Mike - running from himself, from society, from guilt, from his feelings, from danger. Will - plagued by nightmares, and hate, always looking over his shoulder for monsters and humans alike. Have them express their love not just emotionally, but physically, but then let them rest. With each other.

[todomemolesta18]

N and Uzi meet Stolas! :D

WARNING: This doesnt make sense at all, is just a parody to vent my frustrations out :3

N and Uzi are hangin out together, doing cute stuff. Stolas is watching them from a distance, like the creep he is.

Uzi: Wait, what the...

N: Whats wrong?

Uzi: *frowning and whispering* There is a weirdo looking at us.

N: *looks up and sees Stolas* Oh, haha, maybe he is just shy...

Uzi: He has been staring at us for a long time.

N: We can ask him.

Uzi: Wait-

N: Hey, you, come over here!

Stolas: Me?

Uzi: Do you see anyone else?

Stolas: Am, sorry for bothering you, haha, I was just... ejem, curious.

Uzi: *raising an eyebrow* About what?

Stolas: Well, you look like a cute couple...

*Uzi blushes*

N: Thanks!

Uzi: Well, is not of your bussines!

Stolas: *ignoring her* I never had a relationship like yours... My wife is... hard with me.. I dont even love her...

Uzi: Oh... I see.

N: Im sorry :(

Stolas: Its okay. Im divorcing her.

N: Thats good!

Stolas: Actually... there is someone I like...

N: Awwww!

Uzi: Oh, really?

Stolas: Yes... Is... an imp.

N: A what?

Stolas: Someone from lower class.

Uzi: *frowning* Ok, but, I mean who is? His name and stuff.

Stolas: *dreamily* His name is Blitzo... I... am in love with him.

N: Awwww, so cute!

Uzi: *suspicious* Hm, yeah.... How did you meet him?

Stolas: Once when we were kids... He was... *realizes that the context is disturbing*. Am, we met once as kids and played.

N: *gasp* Childhood romance!

Uzi: *suspecting* So... like... you just met once as kids?

Stolas: Yes, and then, years later, we saw each other again! He came to my palace to see me again! We made love.

Uzi: I didnt need to know that. So, why are you asking us about relationship stuff? You have that guy. You said that he loves you.

Stolas: Oh, uh, yeah, but... OK, the true is, he just um... pretended at first. Actually...

Uzi: You are confusing me.

Stolas: He... pretended. So he could steal something important from me.

N: *gasp* Thats terrible, Im so sorry.

Stolas: *enjoying the simpaty of pure N* Its fine.

Uzi: *not falling* What did he steal from you? Like, why?

Stolas: A book... that can make you travel to the living world... He stealed it for his bussines...

Uzi: Oh, I see. I understand. I mean, is not okay, still, he played and robbed you, but I understand.

Stolas: Yes, but, since I do care for him, I lent him the book.

N: Oh, thats nice from you!

Stolas: Hehe, thanks. Just doing something for my loved one.

Uzi: Okay, but... that book sounds important. You just... give it to him?

Stolas: No, he makes some favours for me.

N: Oh, that sounds fair!

Uzi: Wait. What kind of favours?

Stolas: We, once a month, he gives me back the book... and then we fu- I mean, sleep together.

Uzi and N: ....

Stolas: What?

Uzi: So, you are forcing this guy to make sexual favours.

*N gets an horrofied look on his face*

Stolas: I-I dont force him! I... I made him an offer and he accepted.

N: That... sounds weird. To want to, uh, sleep together in exchange for something. I dont know, it doesnt sound right to me.

Stolas: But- he... he is okay with it! He said yes!

Uzi and N: Hmmmm.

Stolas: Come on! Is a fair exchange!

Uzi: Why did you ask for sexual favours? Thats the weird part.

Stolas: I just wanted to do something with him! Have him close to me!

N: Then why didnt you ask for a date?

Stolas: I was nervous!

Uzi: But not nervous to ask for sex?

Stolas: I-I-I.... HE seduced me! We slept together! Thats why I wasnt nervous with sex!

N: Didnt you tell us before that he didnt actually like you and only did it to get your book?

Stolas: Well, if he really wasnt uncomfortable he wouldn have do it!

*N and Uzi look disgusted at him*

Stolas: WHAT?!

Uzi: Dude, maybe he was just desperate. Didnt you say before that he needs the book for his job?

Stolas: I... Look, I asked him and he said yes, so thats it!

Uzi: *rolls her eyes*

N: Ok... Can you tell us more about him?

Stolas: I told you everything!

N: No, I mean, his personality and other stuff. What do you like from him?

Stolas: Oh... Okay. He is very.... intense. He gets angry very easily. Actually, everytime we are together he looks angry or annoyed.

N: Ooookay.

Stolas: He also has a dirty mouth. He really likes to swear!

Uzi: Aha.

Stolas: And... he is really good in bed.

Uzi and N: Ew!

Uzi: We didnt need to know that, man!

Stolas: Well, sorry, you asked about him!

Uzi: You idiot, N asked about his personality, not his ability in bed!

N: What does he like? :D

Uzi: Or what hobbies does he have?

N: Phobias?

Uzi: That kind of stuff, you idiot!

Stolas: O-Oh... I see... Well, then...

Uzi: Go on.

Stolas: Well, I... I actually... dont know...

Uzi: What do you mean you dont know? Arent you suposedly in love with him?

Stolas: Yes I am!

Uzi: Then how is it that the only things you can say about him is that he is always angry, annoyed, swearing and good in bed. Thats all you know?

Stolas: I cant know everything about him!!!

N: *getting in front of Uzi because he is geting scared of the bird* OK, OK, please, calm down. Is just weird that you dont know more... basic stuff, thats it.

Stolas: Oh, please, like you know everything from each other!

Uzi: *still behind N* N is a very kind, sweet, gentle, warm, adorable, enthusiastic, patient person, who really loves dogs, specially Golden retrievers, and who would give his life for anyone else. He is also a really brave person, specially when is about someone he cares. He also loves drawing. AND I SHOULD ADD HE IS VERY GOOD AT IT.

N: *blushing hard* Wow... thanks, Uzi... I... I didnt expect that...

Uzi: Of course... You are my boyfriend... I... Anyway! *moving to stay in front of N* Now you see my point?

Stolas: Well, yeah, but... but... Is because we barely know each other!

N: Then ask him questions. Try to know him.

Stolas: I... I dont know, he always closes himself and is so hard-

Uzi: Maybe if you didnt ask for sexual exchanges...

Stolas: IT WAS CONSENTED!

N: ENOUGH! *grabs Uzi and puts her on his shoulder* I dont wanna talk anymore with you, sir. If you insist on seeing nothing wrong with what are you doing, then you are waisting me and Uzi´s time.

Uzi: Stay away from us.

*they both leave*

[spicybylerpolls]

i'm going to have to totally disagree with that poll about el's sexuality. the issue isn't her orientation or ability to have sexual attraction, but rather her emotional support system. a healthy understanding of the physical and emotional consequences of sex is an important learning curve for anyone, but for her, who has been abused and grown up in a lab, much of her formative years being skewed and used for ulterior purposes?

she's got a lot to learn, and s3 was clearly a breakout moment for that teen girl normality with her and max. they brought this back for s4 too, with the memory callbacks and max being the memory that was associated with el at the end. stupid boys, etc. this surely is what el's whole emotional arc/family arc/autonomy arc is about.

we also have el responding in a very child-like manner to max's comment about happy screams. yes, it's girlhood naivete, but MBB plays up the slowed-speech with El at times, and i think it's to show that certain topics really go over her head.

but sexuality is also innate and can appear very early, so i don't think it's a case of her needing to be older or whatever. its just that the duffers arent exploring el's sexuality in a way that's about discovery, like mike and will's, but rather about a girl who was sexualised too young (mainly by brenner, accidentally by mike - i mean he kissed her out of the blue for god's sake and she looked shocked af), and who needs to now move away from sexuality and romance for a while.

whether she's ace etc is part of her self discovery, and i think the show wants you to root for her taking her time to function as an emotionally stable young woman, not care about romance and love. that's a joy that can come later for her, but it's not going to be her endgame.

i really dislike it when mi-levens say its ableist to suggest el has special needs, meaning literally has special requirements to function in society. of course she does, and why is that bad? if anything, to remove her access to specialist support after her traumatic upbringing is toxic and damaging. mi-levens deny el the support she needs in order to fulfill their ship, saying that it's rude to suggest love and romantic companionship is weak. of course it's not weak - all humans need love and wanting romance is not weakness. but el needs time to figure out what she wants and who she is outside of the lab. she even says in s3, mike is just her first boyfriend. the show could not have worked harder to show us that her and mike don't work (which is a way of saying that el+romance doesnt work right now). what else do they have to do to convince people that el's arc isn't about romance or her sexual orientation??

Please note that the purpose of this blog is not to be creepy or to make anyone uncomfortable. That's why I created the #spicy byler tag (I will tag all polls with this). If you don't want to see this blog or anything related to it on your feed, please block that tag. Not everyone is comfortable with this sorta stuff, and that's okay.

[themaskstayson]

Just want to share info on Faith in Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3 cause there's a few parallels.

Race: Numen is technically the race I picked in character creation, descendants of denizens of another world; long-lived but seldom born.

Faith would not inform the group of being a Numen since they have no understanding of the Land Between but i think it's safe to say Faith would just say they're human since there are so many non-human beings in Elden Ring. But they will talk about being a tarnished and Grace more often than not since Lae'zel, Shadowheart, and Gale have not so great experiences with their goddesses; Faith could relate on some level on how the gods punish to the extreme and how they suffer and either push through to gain the favor of the gods or overcome the need to gain the gods favor.

Which I'll bring up Faith's eyes. Faith isn't blind. They aren't like the potentional Finger Maidens you meet like Irina, and by extension Hyatta, who have weak eye sight. I took the idea of losing Grace a bit too seriously and how the Tarnished loses the gold in their eyes because of it. I also really dig the blank eye design...

Gender: Agender

Faith see themself more as a weapon than a human and doesn't care for gender roles at all. In Elden Ring gear isn't really pushed to fem or masc presenting like how it is in BG3. Faith's body type is feminine in BG3 cause of limitations.

Age: Young

Since the Rune of Death is sealed, the Faith and others cannot die, and I'm assuming cannot age. Faith stopped aging in their early to mid 20s because that's usually when soldiers are recruited. Depending on the events, of Marika ascending to godhood and when the tarnished tries to become Elden Lord, Faith would probably be closer to Halsin's age or even older.

Sexuality: *Shrug*

Faith is probably somewhere on the ace spectrum? Sex doesn't interest them, but they will do it if "prompted." They don't need to be romantically involved to do it but they also wouldn't just so it to anyone either. So, sadly, drow twins are a no go.

Romantically, they would be polyamorous. Especially around the BG3 cast. Being alone in their journey in the Land Between to suddenly having a group to support them, they might skew the idea of romantic relationships and platonic ones. Which doesnt help when all the cast wants to fuck you if youre friendly to them. Which would have to be another post of how they view the companions' advances for sex and romance.

Class: Confessor/Paladin

The Confessors are tarnished that turned from the Golden Order and then confessed for their sins and then made into spies to hunt down other tarnished that strayed. They have high faith starting stats and use a sword and shield.

I'm not gonna learn how to mod and port over this armor or weapons to BG3 but Faith would be wearing this throughout their Faerûn adventure.

They look so good so Faith would use those lol

It only made sense to be a Paladin, despite being a spy and can easily pick rogue also. Especially with the dark urge option about your class: The oath you awoke with is some faded instinct. Felt extra fitting as to Faith serves the Golden Order to persevere Queen Marika but along the way breaks their oath once they learn more through their travels. Would restoring the Golden Order be right? Would following the Three Fingers and burn everything into a frenzy to hope that something better be born anew be better? Is restoring death a better path?

Apparently playing as a paladin Durge you can talk to the Oathbreaker and he will state that he indeed knows you and you have broken your oath before.

And with Faith's lack of faith in the Golden Order would be breaking their oath with the idea of turning from it.

Lastly why they're in Faerûn:

Faith mentions to Astarion that they were fighting the Elden Beast and died during the fight and instead of going back to the last Grace Site they touched, they ended up being removed completely from their plane of existence.

I don't have it set in stone but I am playing with the idea that the Greater Will, or another Outer God, intervened since it is possible that it is an Outer God and probably has the power to do so. Faith isn't sure what is the best outcome for the Land Between and seeing that the tarnished the Greater Will chose might cause greater harm than good, it removed Faith completely.

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Speaking of which, how do you characterize the Pregame bois?

I have a document on this

No one is surprised

I have playlists on them

still no one is surprised

They are named Koharu and Shinichi, you may recognize Koharu because thanks to a convoluted series of event he kinda evolved from pregame kokichi to his own original character so I've been kinda tempted to change pregame kokichis name to something else.

I'll put their information under a cut because im too lazy to turn this out of a list into a paragraph form

Kokichi - Koharu

God complex

Believes himself to be the only real person

Wants to be prime minister

Incredibly dangerous manipulator and near perfect liar

Dresses softly and acts weak and shy to make people trust him

Has his entire school under his command with a puppet king in the student council

Knows everything about everyone, no one moves without him knowing about it.

Views the people around him as toys for him to play with or tools to use

No desire for a relationship as he doesnt think anyone could ever even get close to matching him, so any relationship he did take would be uneven and just for appearances.

Parents died at a very young age so he grew up in a rough orphanage where he learned to never trust anyone or anything

Craves challenge and interesting experiences but no one can adequately challenge him so he’s bored

Doesn’t have many social skills outside of manipulation and as such struggles with emotions, whether it be his own or other people’s, even if he hides it pretty well

No hesitation to ruin lives to get what he wants.

Occasionally has secret breakdowns about being alone and stressed but he represses those and pretends it didn’t have them

Loathes people who hurt animals, views them as the lowest scum. Humans are worthless but animals are soft and loyal. Eating meat is one thing, he doesn’t care about that because that’s just life, but if he catches you throwing a rock at a cat or something, your life is over.

Uses bullies to manipulate people by seeming in need of help or pitiable

Feels like he’s never truly seen, he crushes that down as useless observation, he doesn’t want anyone to see the real him, it’d ruin everything.

Monaca is his favorite character and idol, his facade is based on her “pitiable children are the most powerful” philosophy.

Doesn’t make friends as he finds other people to be annoying and unfulfilling, they all seem very shallow and boring for anything beyond use as a toy or tool. No one would like him if it wasn’t for his facade anyways, its all just superficial tolerance. No one actually wants something that actually goes both ways, everyone just wants a shoulder to cry on, no care about the shoulder itself as long as it’s comforting them. So he’ll give them that, it’s easier.

Tries not to doubt himself but does have a rare moment of crippling uncertainty and wondering why he even tries, no one actually appreciates him anyways and he’s so bored and alone, why does he try?

Acts weak and soft and sad and teary and skittish but it's all a lie to both protect himself and gain power

Joined the game to prove his superiority by ending the world’s so beloved game and also become a celebrity. It’s one of many steps in his very long and detailed plan for world domination. Besides the game had long since grown old and stale and predictable

Shuichi - Shinichi

Manic

Self esteem constantly shifting between highs and lows

Yearning for positive contact and romance and also sex

Shockingly self aware of what a mess he is 

Protective of the few people who tolerate him or he likes

Sexual and Violent intrusive thoughts

Resentful but tired

Enjoys really dark subjects

Devoted

Really bad at social cues and knowing whats normal or not

Masochistic and Sadistic

Actually really really good at solving mysteries but easily distracted and easily derailed from his conclusions

Wants to fix himself but a lack of support along with society’s apathy means he’s kinda been left floundering.

Ignores things that make him feel shitty to focus on positives

Parents encourage him to be more assertive and tough, this does NOT help his intrusive thoughts

Honestly just desperate for love and affection, he’d never actually hurt someone for it, but man, sometimes he really wants to.

Smokes to try and keep his chill

Can’t casually get into anything, is either 100% in or 0% in

Reads and writes a lot of fanfiction, actually somewhat a big name for his really well done characterization of more violent or manic characters.

Met Koharu once and saw through him immediately, they never met again after that but he really freaked out Koharu and is honestly lucky he went to a different school.

Danganronpa is his favorite show because it lets him safely indulge in his twisted desires and feels rather cathartic. Plus he loves the mysteries! Joining and finally killing someone for real should be the ultimate catharsis and finally put an end to this sickness in his head....right?

[rush-the-stars]

idk what kinds horror in a/b/o you mean, but i immediately thought about the subtle horror in this reylo fic called "Until You" by ever-so-reylo on ao3 (sorry if you dont like reylo. i dont. but i recognize reylo authors can be BEASTS and i just use cognitive dissonance if i need it) where it's like.. horror in the sense of how society limits and treats omegas and it's all very normalized. like the fic describes a marriage pathway, alarms on doors, omegas cant be present to hear the results of their own doctor appointment, how not getting pregnant is reason for annulment, and so on, and it's just so wildly subtle in how horrific itd be to live like this and i think the scariest part is, in parts of this world rn, there are places where women are treated very similarly to this. it's a one-shot and not super long, and Kylo/Ben/whoever isnt a dickbag or anything, he treats Rey well, and the author is good about making a distinction between "this is how it is here" and "that doesnt mean its good or ideal or warranted" which i think just adds to the horror kinda sorta, i dunno, i could see you having fun writing about a similar kinda world

regardless, id love to hear more about how youd wanna add further horror to a/b/o, bc what i was talking about was Handmaid's Tale-adjacent (not that i like Handmaid's Tale bc the author's a fucking terf and also, m'am, that IS how the world is like for many woc in various parts of the world, it isnt "even more horrifying" having it happen to white women too jfc idk if it counts as "apocalyptic" if its happening here and now and no one seems to care tho; but you get what i mean when i name-drop it however. anyway. i digress) and im curious if you mean in a monster-fucker way or sex pollen way or what, i find the concept of a/b/o + horror fascinating so, again, id LOVE to hear more pls ♡

firstly anon thank you for coming into my inbox and taking the time to share all this with me!! it is greatly appreciated!!

now to get into this!! i’m gonna put this under a cut w some warnings just in case!!

cw: sexism, mentions of violence against women/feminist horror, reylo (LMAO SORRY), a/b/o, uh romantic cannibalism, blood

i am so sorry anon i detest reylo lol. and sorry if anyone follows me and likes them </3

also i think this is very fascinating that i mentioned horror and your mind jumped to what is essentially feminist horror! not a bad thing—just something observed!!

i personally read a lot of horror outside of fanfiction and i read a lot of feminist horror specifically. or i see or have been apart of plays/theater works/etc. that feature feminist/gender horror in various ways. i write short stories that are not fanfic about this topic as well, so with fanfic, i tend to avoid this a great deal! it’s an incredibly heavy topic and for a whole year last year, i had surrounded myself in it (and acted in shows where stage violence was enacted on me by men, acted in roles where i was often in distress because of male characters, acted in emotionally straining and difficult scenes) and realized i was actually…very drained. and learned what i liked to see in these stories and what i thought was needless violence against women reiterated again and again as torture porn of some kind. but long story short, fanfic was a reprieve of that for me!!

(i know you’re thinking—but cielo! you seem to love yandere content! and you are right! but i think all my yan content i enjoy is seeped in a warped love rather than a gendered violence. not that both can’t exist. it’s sticky.)

more than that, i am also interested in a/b/o that breaks gender constructs and dynamics in ways and is not just an afab omega enduring societal and personal violence!

the horror i was mentioning more i think had to do with body horror, possession (as in, almost…demonic. spiritual.), etc.! romance as a horror. (“but the horror? the horror was for love”)

blood lust being tied to heats/ruts. an omega, feverish and in heat, slick with blood and wild eyed. some romantic cannibalism with the way a bite is for claiming. it’s vampiric. it’s a devouring.

it’s a conjoining. a possession. two souls being forcibly twisted together. the horror of having only one true mate that you cannot choose. that is, for better or for worse, only yours. the horror of not just being yourself anymore, but someone else and vice versa. your uncontrollable “other half”.

sublime heats/ruts where you cannot tell what is real or not, shaky snapshots of mind melting ache and pain, only relieved by one person. hallucinations or ailments that come from deeply lonely and isolated omegas and alphas. nightmares when it reaches a fever pitch.

omegas with needle sharp teeth and so much hunger that need to feed and take relentlessly from alphas. omegas and alphas with eyes that glow in the dark and watch too keenly.

rituals where heats/ruts are watched, the horror of bareness and vulnerability. the horror of being an animal in a human skin. of your own desire or pleasure.

also just the horror of being dependent on someone. of needing someone so greatly you’ll be sick with it. the horror of being powerless to their love. the horror of their power over you. or yours over them.

the twisted care. i am interested in strange/more uncommon dynamics; alphas who are nurturing and motherly in awful ways. who hand feed and coddle and smother. omegas who are possessive and violent towards other alphas or omegas.

i just think there is A LOT that could be played with. thought of. messed around with.

i also think we don’t see enough historical au with a/b/o….i’m thinking also gothic-style. western man vs. nature. cowboy a/b/o…victorian…ancient civilization….etc.

anyways, i hope you don’t take this as me like scolding you or hating on what you’ve said in any way—defs not that!! i just had a different sort of horror in mind!! like i said, fanfic for me is all about romance at its core! it’s a reprieve and escape from the work and art that often is very serious and heavy (whether feminist/gender horror, capitalist horror, etc. etc.) that i usually spend my time creating or apart of in my day to day life! it’s deeply important work to me, just not something i wanna do here really!!

[borathae]

So many poeple are against tae and bashing him, which is understandable but i dont think anyone can get what hes going through. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt for now. Becasue he redeemed himself with oc a while back and i belive like he will once again with kook. (maybe?)

I dont think all that talk about "your eyes i see no evil in them" or him being so vulnerable in front of him and crying and letting him bathe him etc is that of a man who was simply looking to be distracted. Yes kook came at a time where tae was at loss but he could've went to any other person for distraction. He has like ten vampire friends that are more than willing to fuck him.

It does hurt me that kook only maybe was with him for the romance of it, it seems like he liked how taehyung made him feel and no ttaehyung himself….

I might be wrong but despite how the events evolved I feel like taehying feels way more for jungkook than jungkook does for him and way more than he care to show. They might not be in love but they sure damn had the potential for that.

It sucked when jungkook said that he doesnt think he's the one for him

Do u think that's defenitive or that just how he feels at the moment? Will they be happy again? Or does jungkook not see that and just misses the romance not the person? I mean even when describing his heartbreak to yoongi it was all about how played taehying made him feel, not that he misses him or being with him…

I don't know i feel like taehyung is suffering waaaaay more than we think… and i just want him to get rid of his demons

Interesting choice to paint Kook as the villain of this situation. Interesting choice, one I personally probably wouldn’t have made but I’m not one to judge jdjsjs

Bear in mind that they "only" dated for a good five weeks, so maybe that is why Kook seems to be less "in love with him" because naturally he didn’t have enough time with him to develop honest feelings. They went from enemies to lovers in the blink of an eye AND Tae hurt Kook once before during the vampire dance, so I think it’s only natural of Kook to not fall head over heels with Tae, but to keep a healthy distance to "see how this will develop. Also Tae is naturally the type to fall in love quickly, so maybe that’s why he seemed more smitten for him jdjsjs

I do think that Kook liked the romance Tae made him experience and he loved the thought that he could have sex without ANY kind of restraints. So you are correct that he liked the way Kookie was allowed to feel and act with Tae. But Kookie doesn’t differentiate between the feelings a person makes him feel and the person itself. If someone makes him feel like shit all the time, he will dislike them. If someone makes him feel nice, he will like them. So obviously when Tae was all sweet to him Kookie liked him because of how he acted and therefore liked him as a person. But I think that’s only natural to do hahaha

And I also think that it’s fair of Kook to be hurt by the aspect that all those sweet words and gestures and intimate moments were under the guise of "being a distraction". Of course he is hurt by the thought that every single second of romance and sweetness he experienced with Tae was nothing but a distraction to him. It’s only natural of him to be hurt by being reduced to "you were nothing but a distraction, even with all the kind things I told you, you were never more to me than a distraction". And it’s only natural that "missing him" becomes miniscule and "wrong" when the huge, painful fact of "I was just a distraction anyways" hangs in the air. Who tf would miss a person if they told them straight in the face "you were a distraction. Now leave I can’t bear to look at you", like please of course nobody would think "hey you know what? I do miss them before anything else. How hurt I am doesn't matter" jdjdjd

So yeah, I won’t stop you from seeing Kook as the villain, as anyone interprets stories differently. I personally wouldn’t do it though hsjsjs

[bluebeetle]

been trying to think about how to adjust my Internal Lore for my da:o warden now that alistair is in love with her since i was playing her as a lesbian originally and ended up not rejecting him (i was gonna go back and reload the save but then i got the rose scene and it was too cute)

ive been kinda approaching yorii’s story with the theme of duty vs personal wants, with how my warden is a dalish elf and she had to leave behind all shes ever known to join the wardens and stay alive (in part because she doesnt want to put her clan through watching her slowly die) and the balance of her feelings about humans and the injustices she sees along with getting the help needed to stop the blight (sometimes leads to a lil stabbing, sometimes leads to realising she has to use her skill of talking through things to avoid problems--and she can be very convincing. or very intimidating)

but also with her pushing alistair to accept his duty as heir to the throne and all in a time where not only is a stable ruler needed, but one who is just and kind and not-fantasy racist is really needed. 

so the whole breaking up so he can become king thing, in part because of yorii’s own actions works well with these themes (And then her more selfish personal wants leading to her convincing alistair to do morrigans weird sex ritual, to keep him alive and happy despite basically forcing him into a position he didnt want and all the misplaced guilt and issues there)

anyways i also see it as like. she knows she prefers women 100%, loves leliana and thinks shes beautiful and all that, but with alistair its a weird mess of like... definitely shes come to care about him a lot and hes funny, and he is the first human she’s ever gotten along with, and then not long before they’re all going to the final battle, suddenly hes confessing his love for her (before leliana ever went farther than just flirting and stories)

 so shes just not sure if its really love or just a deep friendship but he’s clearly in love with her and its a mess because they could die very soon and tensions have been all over the place and really it just becomes easier not to think too hard about if its “really” a romance or if she even likes men or not and just enjoy his company regardless, because its comforting to have someone care so deeply about you, especially with all the guilt brought up over tamlen (Who can also confess being in love with the female dalish elf warden so.........)

 and then it’s completely over because of him becoming king anyways, so in the end yorii decides just not to think too hard about it, since thinking too hard about it sucks ass to do and wont change anything anyways, or how other people saw it. she ends up with leliana afterwards as they get closer, but stays close with alistair and continues on. is she bi is she gay? who knows shes not touching that topic with a ten foot pole bc thats a whole mess of emotions and introspection that doesnt need to be unraveled anymore. 

yorii dries out the rose he gave her and keeps it though. it makes her think of both him and leliana (with her dried andraste’s grace and her story about her mother)