#that movie is not beating the gay allegations

[vic-the-beloved]

we've all been talking about the homoeroticism of Deadpool & Wolverine but i think nothing can beat the fact that having seen five sixths of the movie my boyfriend and i fucked impromptu

the movie is so gay it turned us gay

[ravenkings]

someone needs to study the phenomenon of right wingers getting totally obsessed with and attempting to appropriate movies made by liberals/left wingers whose narratives go entirely against their own stated values and views (see also: the matrix, fight club, v for vendetta, etc.)

[vide0drome]

moments in the saw script that had me going hmmm 🤔

[waloeders]

i am so incredibly eepy today i deserve to be cuddling with tomu <3 we should be lyin in bed cuddled up listenin to music n maybe hes playin on his switch n im braidin his hair or something.

[tboy-boone]

boone amatw lover or what ?

He died ❤️

[muirneach]

best thing about new hollywood movies is that they’ll call anyone a fag for no reason and then move on

[fingerprint-insurance]

idk what this was but I agree with all of it

greg is definitely an enemy of the state.

Today is International Asexuality Day and I would like to say that I do headcanon Nigel as ace. I think it makes sense. However in his case it is very difficult for me to enjoy this headcanon because enemy of the state Gregory J Read decided to say that Nigel was asexual, but he used it in a very wrong way. In my opinion, it was his attempt to make him sound less gay or more inhuman-like and strange. Both wrong for different reasons. Him saying that Nigel wasn't interested in sex was like saying that he was above it, or to make him sound strange, like "asexual" what a weird thing to say about a person.

He didn't consider that being asexual actually meant something else or that it doesn't make you any less gay. (As if there's anything that could make that movie less gay anyway)

So, my Ace Nigel is very gay, he's weird about sex, less in a "I don't like sex" kind of way and more as in a "I only care about sex and enjoy it if there's something extremely off putting about it" kinda way. Which, in case you didn't know, is a very common ace experience.

He's also no less human because of it. And this is less about Nigel and more about how ignorant Greg has proven to be. He didn't "confirm" Ace Nigel simply because 1) I don't need him to confirm anything for me and 2) he had no idea what the hell he was talking about, he didn't know what asexuality is, so he didn't mean it like that.

[sliceofdyke]

a sapphic ask game for ur sapphic ask game needs

are you beating the uhaul allegations? (be honest.)

do you identify as butch, femme, masc, and/or gnc? or none of the above?

how did you realize you were sapphic?

who is/was your most intense sapphic crush?

do you consider yourself a dyke?

are you good at picking up on when people are flirting with you, or do you tend to be more oblivious?

have you ever crushed on a straight girl?

what's your relationship status? are you happy about it?

do you have a "type"? if so, what is it?

did you do anything gay as a kid that makes sense when you look back on your childhood?

what are some good sapphic songs/music artists?

good sapphic books/poems/authors?

good sapphic movies/shows?

list five things you look for in a partner, or five things you love about your current partner(s).

are you the gay cousin?

do you consider being sapphic a big part of your identity?

how many people have you dated? talk about them if you want!

thoughts on e-dating or long distance? have you ever done it? how did it go?

describe your fashion sense. do you "dress gayly"?

do you consider yourself to be a good kisser?

are you generally "out" to people?

how do you feel about valentine's day?

do you like being referred to with masculine adjectives, feminine adjectives, both, or neither?

thoughts on marriage?

have you ever gone to a pride parade?

do you read yuri manga?

do you fit any sapphic stereotypes / other stereotypes related to your identity?

what's a canon sapphic ship you enjoy?

how about a non-canon sapphic ship?

who's your favorite sapphic character?

LEAST favorite sapphic character?

tell a funny story about something really gay you've done.

do you get crushes/fall in love easily?

who's a sapphic person you look up to? they can be someone in your life, a historical figure, a celebrity, etc!

if you could tell your younger sapphic self anything, what would it be?

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt.5!!!

warnings: nada

content: loser!ellie x reader headcanons

authors note : ellie dug a hole into my skull and moved in

⁃ against bags for no reason. like her pockets are constantly full of things. random receipts, money, headphones, EVERYTHING. she takes her pants of and they jingle cuz they're filled with COINS.

⁃ knows how to do a back bridge and just HAS to let everyone know. you're watching tv and she's just on the floor like "look"

⁃ i feel like shes the type of person to just start fully eating an orange in the middle of class. like ur listening to the teacher talk and you're just hit by the most aggressive wave of CITRUS from behind you

⁃ constantly fighting the air... like she's just in the kitchen punching and kicking at NOTHING just because. she's always coming up to you and like take punching you and doing her own sound effects like “PWAH PWAH WAM WAPOW"

⁃ jar hoarder 😞😞 every time you buy anything that comes in a jar she's keeping it. literally won't let you throw them away!!! you guys don't even have cups anymore, its just jars and mugs.

⁃ speaking of mugs, ellie has just as many stupid mugs as she does stupid tshirts. absolutely has a lot of garfield mugs be she LOVES GARFEILD

- would buy a dry-erase board for your fridge and leave u little notes and drawings

⁃ "Every single time I see you, I become horny like a triceratops" with a little drawing of a triceratops"

⁃ breaks into incoherent ramblings when shes sleepy... like insane hypotheticals

"what if our bed just completely exploded right now"

⁃ whenever ur on facetime and it gets quiet she just breaks out into song. not even like good, trying singing but BAD SINGING.

⁃ she does that whenever it's quiet !!!

⁃ is listening to music CONSTANTLY. her headphones are actually attached to her ears like all DAY she's listening to something.

⁃ HATES THE BIG LIGHT (iykyk) she lives for low/ natural lighting definitely has so many lamps and led lights

⁃ can never sit normal.... like she is not beating the gay ppl sitting weird allegations she sits so ODD

⁃ will spend literal hours in the pool. doing flips, pretending to be a mermaid, 'making up' her own tricks, she lives for it & !!!

⁃ refuses to dress right for the weather. it'll be like 90° outside and shes in a whole hoodie and jeans.

⁃ has the WEIRDEST subway order. probably puts banana peppers on her shit 😭😭 she swears its the best thing ever

⁃ love's campy comedy movies, esp lesbian ones and horror movies (but im a cheerleader, bottoms, scary movie, etc) also def loves coming of age movies

⁃ has a letterbox account and makes extremely thought provoking reviews

literally her

⁃ always taking candids of you, and they're literally her favorite pictures

⁃ every time she sees two things next to eachother she's like "oh my god it's literally us!!"

⁃ one time she crashed her car and it literally fully flipped over and she just crawled out of the trunk and called you like "you would NOT believe what just happened to me."

- absolutely a waffles girl she needs the texture she likes the CRUNCH

⁃ but like she also loves bacon pancakes. like she's obsessed w adventure time and she makes bacon pancakes ALL THE TIME and she sings the song while she makes them

- eats trail mix like all day....she buys the giant jars and you make fun of her cuz she "likes eating nuts"

⁃ the most secret swifty ever. like she refuses to let it be known but she fully sobbed when she listened to folklore for the first time

⁃ obsessed w those baby sensory videos. like she will literally be entertained for hours

⁃ LOVES the lego movies, esp lego batman

⁃ the MOST honest shit talker ever like you'll be like "yeah she's just a really bad person" and she'd be like "she's also like disgustingly hideous...

⁃ her search history isn’t even weird or gross its just…random. like she’s definitely googled “how do cotton candy machines work” before

⁃ family guy enjoyer.....

⁃ her cf story is like insanely long n its filled w random memes she reposts and insane ramblings

taglist!!!! if ur name is crossed i can't tag u :((

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[hideousvampire]

vampire johnny tries to beat the gay allegations: the movie

[thesesoldierboysarebi]

TF141 Types of Men they like Most (all of them are bi)

Ghost: looks-wise, he likes two types: a man who can keep up with him athletically— in other words, a fellow soldier— or a twink. He can’t resist a skinny academic type. I hc that this is because his first boy crush in secondary school was this adorable nerdy kid with big oversized glasses who tutored him in English and history. You never forget your first crush. As for personality, Ghost likes a man who’s gonna be a bit of a shit to him. Annoy him. Call him on his bluff! It’s good for him. But he also likes a sweet man, sweet and nerdy like his first crush. Maybe he’s just a nerd lover, who knows.

Soap: Johnny, like the rest of his squad, is never ever going to beat the allegations of blue collar/soldier men being attracted to alt/punk/goth types. So he tends to fiend over quiet, sultry type of men. He’s fine with them being bigger or smaller, but Emo and goth guys can Get It. Tragically, however, Soap’s only so far been able to successfully take home fellow gym rats. But he has hope! As for personality, well. He likes the more quiet and introverted type of guys to contrast with his loud, boisterous personality. But he won’t say no to a fellow sunshine boy.

Price: he realized quite late in his life that he was bisexual, so he’s had quite an exploratory period to try and determine what kind of men he likes. Generally speaking, he tends to veer towards fellow bears and older gentlemen, because he’s a little concerned about just how many twenty-something twinks and femboys he attracts, like a fucking porch light attracting moths. It’s ridiculous to watch when he steps into the gay bars. He’s flattered, boys! But he doesn’t want to date anyone more than eight years under his age. However, he has dated a young artist and goth or two. Physically wise, he likes someone shorter than him because he likes being the Strong One in a relationship. Personality? Same as with women, someone emotionally mature and kind who knows what he wants. And maybe mouths off to him to he can do some brat taming.

Gaz: oh, Gaz loves a himbo. He watched the Disney Hercules at a tender age and that Wonder Boy has lived in his brain rent-free ever since. He also likes nerdy types, like Ghost, and their taste in men often aligns without realizing it. He just likes a sweet, kinda dumb guy. In fact, for a while, I hc that Gaz harbored a small crush on Soap for similar reasons— before it became clear that Johnny MacTavish was just a little too rambunctious for him to handle. But yes, Gaz likes a well-built guy, likes fellow soldiers, likes another guy he can geek out about favorite movies and shows together. For Gaz, it’s a little more comfortable for him to develop a friendship with a man before pursuing a relationship. However, on occasion, Gaz can and will fiend for a dilf the way he fiends for milfs.

[lenkusov]

the initial D stage 3 movie is peak

like, it's got the classic stage artstyle but with CGI that doesn't look like it was done on an Amiga Video Toaster

but more importantly, it is where the animators just went "fuck it, we skippin the gay subtext and goin for DOMTEXT" cause at less than 10 minutes in, it gets so fucking gay that even his coworkers call him out on it

the plot is basically: Takumi has Difficult Feelings™ for Ryousuke but Ryousuke asks him out and gives him his number, and says he'll basically be Tak's sugar daddy all next summer,

and then he spends the entire rest of the movie grappling with imposter syndrome and, also, feeling like a hypocrite because he broke up with Natsuki for having a sugar daddy and now he's finna do the same thing

and then realizes that he wasn't mad abt the "sugar daddy" part, it was the "cheating and not telling him" part so it's fine, but they talk it out and he realizes you can still be friends with your ex if you're bisexual

also they gotta add in an almost-rape scene to indicate that he's straight cause it was 2001 and they needed to beat The Allegations™ to seem hetero, except for the fact Keisuke saves a completely random girl in the exact same situation in the manga but just dumps her at the nearest gas station afterwards cause he's gotta focus Only On D

[spoopieere]

Tiny details I noticed abt Asa while nitpicking the movies again <3

Asa having slightly crooked bottom teeth, while his uppers look fine. Which is why I think Asa didn't wear braces during his teenage years

His bottom lips having dark spots. Which can only mean ONE THING: Asa bites his lip/ tear the skin off his lip until it bleeds, AND frequent enough for those dark spots to develop. (How do i know? because I do the same thing)

He smokes. (ewwwww)

White shirt, white briefs. (panty shot <3)

THE WAY HE TOUCHES ARKIN'S FACE WHILE THEY FIGHT???

T-THE HAND BESIDE ARKIN'S FACE??? THE THUMB ON ARKIN'S LIPS???? Mf never beating the homosexual allegations

Also this gay ass (sex) position:

[brighteyes-things]

Deadpool/ wolverine as thing's me and my friends have said or heard

💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️

So it's been a while since I've written anything, and me and my friends now have the poolverine, dead claws.... wolverine and Deadpool itch

So in honor of our collected brain rot, these are some random things that we've heard/said that we think Deadpool or wolverine would say. Yes this will be updated as more things are said

WARNING: cursing, somewhat sexual jokes, mention of alcohol

Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I wasn't expecting to get turned on by a shirtless Hugh Jackman but God damn I'm not complaining"

"I don't feel fem boy enough, I need more eyeliner"

"I'm not a furry, but I'd fuck a man with cat ears"

*While sipping something* "you think I can use my boobs to hold this?"

"he's giving emo babygirl"

"you must FIRMLY grasp the booty"

"I can't just leave the house, I have to get my big boots on"

"you can't just slap my ass and leave"

"IM A MAN" *buys the pink strawberry skin care set from bath and body*

"I'm very gay and not afraid to kiss the movie poster to prove it"

"you ever think Slenderman is trying to recruit us for something"

"NO, no more black veil bride music, I'm not suffering through your emo phase again"

*mocking twilight* "WHY WOULD HE IMPRINT ON THE BABY, THAT'S FUCKED UP"

"I swear Batman only owns an adoption center just in case someone dies and he needs another mentally ill orphan"

*breaks a cabinet door just for gummy bears* (yes this happened by accident)

"I'd rob hot topic for those lollipop razor blade earrings"

"I know I'm mentally ill, I watch bluey and cry"

"I have to beat the fem boi allegations"

"I don't know why but I feel like I give off beta vibes"

"you'll never believe the ABO fic I just read"

"she's becoming an animae obsessed fan girl, it's a canon event I can't stop it, OH GOD SHE DISCOVERED WATTPAD"

*while watching crime TV* "this man needs to be put to death, he didn't eat the chocolate frosting on the cupcakes"

*while looking in the mirror* " I love my slutty man hips"

This dress doesn't scream "fuck me" enough

*talking about cosmic brownies* THE GIRTH

Logan (wolverine) 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

"I've become the caretaker to everyone, and I don't know how to feel"

"Ryan Reynolds could run me over with a truck and I'd apologize after I curse him out because...I GOT RAN OVER STILL"

*sees an animal on the side of the road* "poor kitty"

"fanart definitely scares me sometimes"

*gets kissed on the cheek* "that's GAY"

"you can't just eat the cup to get to the last drop of coffee"

"just how long is your simp list now, and why am I on it"

"that's unamerican, un-lawful, and downright not patriotic"

"no I don't wanna know the details of what you and your partner did, I'm trying to eat"

"stop trying to throw stuff in my boobs, it's annoying when I find crumbs of cookies in there"

"how did the least qualified of us, somehow graduate first AND have a baby in the span of a year"

"how'd I get rejected from Hooters?"

"you're an omega and you know it"

"your the reason they started bagging the peaches at Aldi's"

"how the hell did you burn yourself with a candy cane?!"

"it's only alcohol abuse if you spill anything"

"You're not a god, you're just dehydrated and read too much fanfiction"

"it's only gay if you don't have socks"

*staring at a pet rabbit* "that little demon is purposely chewing up my shit and you know it"

"did you just John Cena the clothes"

"I hope you know that I don't trust you with cleaning the dishes properly"

"did you seriously just compare little Debbie brownies by girth?"

[cybertron-after-dark]

Blades would get along so well with (idw) Thundercracker,,, movie nerdsss

Heatwave is not beating the gay for kade caring about others allegations. "Are you certain this wont hurt him" its been established doc. Greene has used the nightmare-thingy machine on himself, i'm pretty sure its safe but the concern is adorable

They are writing the single most trope heavy, shameless romcom in Earth's history together, John Hasbro told me himself in a dream 💖

As for heatwave, Mans is PROTECTIVE over his fuckign BOYFRIEND.

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 1 of bracket one

Propaganda:

For Yasha:

Big somft goth Viking barbarian lesbian who fights with a zweihander (and other big swords)

She's huge, she fights with a giant sword, looks intimidating but loves her friends and (eventual) gf so so much

For Joe:

Yusuf al-Kaysani was originally a military officer/warrior who defended Jerusalem from the invading crusaders during the Crusades. He fights one of the crusaders, Nicolò, and they both kill each other only to come back to life. Yusuf and Nicolò fight and kill each other many times until they eventually make peace, learn each other languages, become friends and fall in love (thus beating the bury the gays allegations as they are both immortal and unable to stay dead). Now Yusuf and Nicolò (aka Joe and Nicky in present time) fight alongside each other as immortal husbands (parallels to Andy and Quyuh’s immortal wives duo) to protect humans in the Old Guard (their immortal found family). Yusuf has a thousand years of experience fighting with a scimitar (as well as with other weapons/hand combat) and is very protective of the ones he loves, making sure to strike down those who hurt Nicky and the other members of his family. Yusuf is also very wise, romantic (he delivers one of the best love proclamations I have ever seen in a comic book/movie), and overall is just a wonderful person who is truly deserving of the title of best gay swordsperson <3.

God I love this movie and his sword is very cool