#that just even sadder

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[cubbihue]

“He knows Timmy will come around eventually. It's only a matter of waiting for his clock to run out. And HP is very patient.” Hey uh.. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HIS CLOCK TO RUN OUT is he waiting for Timmy to become a full fairy (Pixie?) and when that happens Timmy forgets about being a human entirely?

Sometimes Timmy wonders why he has grudges against certain fairies. Some of them, he can understand- like his dislike of Dr. Rip Studwell. But other ones, like with Cupid, it's a bit of a blur.

He must've been a very very vindictive 10 year old! Ah, well! Timmy's learned that he has to pick and choose his own battles wisely.

And uh. Fighting with the man who decides his paycheck and vacation days is not a battle worth choosing. Talk about a hostile work environment!!

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[poppitron360]

Did we just gloss over the fact that Leo was canonically abused as a child??

[halfkasster]

-took a pottery class

-wanted a backflow incense stand

-fixated on In Stars And Time

so i made this guy and im very proud of him look at my boy ❤❤❤❤

[spicyvampire]

Great's Dying Brain vs Reality: Tyme being very knowledgeable

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 3 // EP. 6

+ Bonus :

[puppppppppy]

I can teach you how to be just like me

crying all night, sleeping till three

[leupagus]

Ted Lasso, the character, is one of the only representations of 'sometimes getting better with your mental health issues means that you are less visibly happy, and that is okay, because you are not required to be happy in order to be loved' out there and I am really discouraged that so much of the audience is angry at that.

[dimespin]

PENWELL WHAT HAPPENED

This happened when Pen was about 110. His brother Clay had moved out decades before and didn't find out what happened for a long time since he had lost contact with his family at the time (the saratoan bachelor lifestyle is not always super stable)

And unfortunately in the intervening 70 years he outlived those joeys, but not all at once as what triggered his tusk development.

[reinapepiada]

there's a bit more to the thought process that led to this than i'm willing to share here. it's like an AU but for one joke only

[f1-stuff]

I’m sorry but the FIA giving that Action of the Year Award to Alonso for overtaking Checo in Brazil, only for him to accept it virtually and say in his speech that he shares the award with Checo bc any on-track battle takes two, and the camera cutting to Checo in the audience was just… 🙃😅😭

[rovermcfly]

why did nobody tell agatha that if she thinks poirot and hastings can barely live without each other she's allowed to have them in books together. like nobody forced her to make hastings move to argentina. she did that on purpose. and then she wrote the saddest old man imaginable about it.

[tinyplanetss]

i am so. upset. in bridge when maya says her profession is "assistant manager at wright & co. law offices". oh girl i am so sorry your family duties have caused you so much pain and i am so grateful you have phoenix to lean into when there's literally nothing left. but it is so heartbreaking. in the trilogy, in order, she's dealt with: her sister's murder, being framed for her sister's murder, being framed for dr. grey's murder by her own aunt, being kidnapped, and then being kidnapped possessed AND watching her own mother's murder while being framed for it. and pearl set it up unknowingly. who suffered more maya fey or jesus christ. of COURSE she's gonna lean into the ONLY safe connection she has left. the only person who she can trust to fight and save her no matter the situation, no matter what happens to her, phoenix would do ANYTHING for her, no strings attached, no higher priority than her that can override his concerns. yeah.

[sunwayholm]

[pastafossa]

Me, to my favorite character as I write: you know, some days I just want to wrap you in blankets and feed you and make sure nothing bad ever happens to you ever again

Character, hopefully: is that day today?

Me, slowly raising a story bat covered in angst nails: no, no it is not

[autisticrosewilson]

Um if you write Jason having to get drugs for Catherine I want you dead btw. Not only does it tell me you assume the average drug dealer would give the hard shit to a very small child and then not supervise them at all (classist stereotype that all drug dealers are inherently evil + lazy writing with no grasp on reality) and you genuinely think that Catherine was CONSTANTLY high, as if that's even possible without overdosing far sooner than she did. That's without even getting into the bad mom Catherine propaganda.

[ryllen]

Please don't crucified me if this headcanon is deemed unrealistic in real life. (´；ω；`) More notes / detailed notes:

stayed & travelled with the Figs for awhile -- after being found, before finally dropped of to an institution, as the Figs think their travelling life style is not really suitable to raise a child

quickly picked up civilization as he is an intelligent child (that's why he is a ravenclaw)

exchanged letters with the travelling Figs during his time at the institution / orphanage

was a really helpful child during his time at the institution / orphanage that he is close with the staff

he thinks of befriending people is a way of learning & by helping them he gets to experience a lot of different things

a mellow temperament child in general (just like how it is ingame)

likes exploring (bcs damn! we really going places in that game)

picked the silly 'Alex Xander' name himself, maybe he heard a mother called her child with that name once and he is obsessed with that name ever since.

he always writes Xander as his 'family name' to show that he is complete even without a family

actually a bit older than his classmates, as he went through extra few years to catch up to civilization as a feral child

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#anyhow i really love our barn owl; she's so beautiful but with a face like biscuit