#that is your best friend sir

[knoxprox]

"If you can predict my movements, Aomine, can't I predict yours? We spent that time together. We get along when it comes to basketball, remember?" like yes bitch call him out! that was your best friend, you dick, stop acting like he was just a teammate!!!

[casualavocados]

Do you think I should buy a birthday cake? But I've been stood up three times. [...] Although I don't know what happened between you and your friend, it's always happier to spend your birthday with someone you like.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 04

[sneakyboymerlin]

“Ah! Bog Man! I have to say, you’re smelling better!”

You did not have to say that

[thebirdandhersong]

Lol

[havecouraqe]

Min Ho:

Also Min Ho:

[coachbeards]

this is still one of beard's best looks. ted really domesticated him

[danopdf]

winnix

[ggreeeenheart]

Of all the things to give me a scare on Halloween, I really didn't expect My Boss to be one of them 😫😫😫

[crossdressingdeath]

I think part of the reason why I don't get annoyed at Jason for distrusting Nico like I get annoyed at Leo for it (and at Percy and Annabeth for not defending him) is because with Jason it is very funny in hindsight. Jason's like "I don't know if we can trust him", and while he does apologize later he doesn't really retract the statement. Less than a month after this moment he will knowingly drink poison because Nico told him to.

[theinfinitedivides]

Vishal-Shekhar really saw Sher Khul Gaye and decided 'yeah ykw it's time to go back to 2010s Hrithik Bollywood/Bang Bang (2014) tracks' and they were so right for that

[kruxton]

joey moves out episode is peak fanfiction material my god. makes me want to write a chandler introspective so so bad

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Everett’s mum is literally the worst like why are you being such a bitch to your son after he’s just gone through something traumatic and dangerous like of course he’s going to be acting different.

[the--highlanders]

honestly I feel like I should apologise to the writer of the phantom piper. sorry king your audio rewired my brain & now I'm trying to rewrite it ���️

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

you know what's angst? Arthur having magic. You know what's more Angst? Leon knowing this i mean two brainwashed children who hate magic and take part in raids on druidic camps and watch so many executions but one of them has magic that he can't control and the other one tries to protect him. And they are both terrified cos they don't know where it came from, what to do and they can't tell anyone. besides, leon is confused because he was told that magic is evil, after all she killed the queen blah bah blah but there is arthur and he is not evil. Arrogant?sometimes but not evil

[theygender]

Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

[freakpercent]

uurrhhhhhgh gotta draw sting durian tomorrow... maybe crushed pepper even....