#that is so hard to spell TwT

[lylaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

THE SHIP NAME IS STRAWBERRY CAIPIRINHA NOW BESTIES IT'S AN OFFICIAL

THE NAME IS PERFECT ACTUALLY WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE INSTA TODAY

GRAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[treef-greef]

hiiii srry if this is weird but did you post your university Izuku and Aoyama art onto twitter because I wanted to retweet it but couldn’t find it :((. also just want to say your post UA design for Aoyama and Izuku are peak # long hair Aoyama should’ve been canon

I did ! Heres the link :]

And thank you !!! I love them dearly 🫶 long haired aoyama just makes sennnseeeee especially during college thats a time of transformation or something 🙂‍↕️

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

really weird thing ive noticed lately re: hermits getting critiqued for stuff theyve said or done is that as soon as someone holds a shit opinion (even if it's just them being stupid, or a centrist, or saying a bad word without knowing what it means, or whatever) people immediately seem to flock to the 'this guy should die' 'kys' 'why are we giving this person a platform' rhetoric and like. that's not how meaningful change is made?

like, yeah, if one of my beloved CCs posted a tweet or video tomorrow about how much they hate gay people, or believe in conservative ideals, or they just said a bunch of slurs or whatever (these are hyperbolic examples obviously) then yeah, fuck them, they should go rot. but like, having some dumb takes, or saying bad things in the past, doesn't = evil terrible person...

idk, i feel like we can critique content creators without getting so insane about it. like, shit, there are things some of my favourites do that i don't like, but theyre not even really worth bringing up tbh. unless its something actually important, i feel like it just creates more drama out of nothing and all these assholes come crawling out of the woodwork to tell everyone how much they hate that creator. or find their content boring anyway so clearly they have no real merit to anyone.

more of an explanation of what i mean in the tags but yeah.

[daetko]

just discovered your blog and i laughed so hard i shed REAL TEARS over the haikyuu twts 😭 also the mha boyfriend smau is so heart eyes !! could I request the basic mha boys being jealous over y/n spending too much time with someone else <333

ᐟᐟ☆ mha texts : jealous boyfriend texts . . .

♯ characters included: kaminari, bakugo, todoroki, sero, midoriya, kirishima

⊱ cw: “y/n” usage, fluff,, swearing, gn reader!

⊱ a/n: ANON!!!! THANK U SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING <3 <3 so glad u enjoy what i do! i tried my best with these and hoped these are the characters you wanted, you can request more if you’d like other ones! this was made very late at night so if there are any spelling errors or mischaracterization PLEASE let me know! (shoto fr stealing everyone’s partner in this one)

⊱ masterlist

i need to get on my computer and add more tags but i’m about to pass out from how sleepy i am will do tmr ☀️☀️

i tried to do this in diff forms so it wouldn’t all be the same story,,, like w the sero one !

[1tsstargaze59]

OK, I know I said I wouldn't post but like I HYPERFIXED SO HARD THAT HM-

ANXIFEAR FANKID?????

Also some college au anxifear doodles below the cut hehe /TW for slightly suggestive content?? Ever so slightly XD

So basically them ^^^^^ /hj

I love them sm like I was just making a fankid for fun, I DIDNT EXPECT TO LOVE THEM THIS MUCH THO TWT💕💕💕

She's 17, she plays Overwatch, her fav food is cosmic brownies, she's a spelling bee champion and future literature major (I've been thinking about them all weekend-)

Pls be nice to Panic guys, they're TEENAGE CODED‼️and definitely a minor in the college au OK?

Anyway, imma yap about them for a bit now, so you can leave if you're not interested XD

Panic's actual size is this, just a bit taller then his mom (ft.Me intruding on the concept art LMAO)

Their design is based off mainly the little shocked expression sign, yk the 🗯, their hair I saw a design that had this hair style and I really loved it and it made me think of @/re-colligere's design for Professor Terror, aka spy AU Fear, how his prosthetic arm is shaped like a neuron! I thought that was very clever, so I was inspired by that ovob Lastly, we have the concept art for the second movie and the character of Rebellion! They have similar shape language and I knew I wanted to give Panic a different fashion style from her parents. It resulted in an inspiration from street wear and traffic signs, signaling how Panic is slightly~ well dangerous XD

Personality wise, Panic is very calm surprisingly! They talk sparingly, only when they want a specific idea conveyed to others; this usually results in them intruding on conversations with really unsettling statements ^^""" They hang out under headquarters with the other complex emotions, usually just entertaining themselves, reading, playing, napping; I suggest you not do anything to... brutal? Or loud around them, they are very sensitive and if ANYTHING triggers them, THEY CAN SPEND A REALLY LONG TIME JUST YELLING until someone manages to calm them down. ^^"" The comfort blanket is a gift from auntie Ennui, I'll draw them with the rest of the fam later ^^

[stormblessed95]

Watching Are You Sure?! EP 8 Finale

A reminder of how I do these reaction posts as I watch things. I just write my reactions and thoughts down literally they happen. Think more of a bullet point format. I'll include links when I can to videos, thanks to the people who twt who upload clips and to @dstdes for providing so many of my linked video clips. And at the end, I'll do a better wrap up of all my opinions. I hope everyone enjoyed the show, I can't believe it's over!!

JK turning on Korea's top hits on the radio and both their songs playing one after the other. They KNOW they are powerful. I like them seeing/hearing that evidence though first hand 🥰 Jikook can't be separated, even on the radio!*

JK mentioning the Park Jimin summoning spell 😭😂 lmfao I love it

"this is the boyfriend shot" Jimin says THREE TIMES IN A ROW. we get it, he said this is what it looks like to go out on a date with Jungkook. And Jimin is the one who gets to do that 😅😂🥰🥰🥰 goodness. What was that Jimin? Lol honestly though, it was a cute and cozy picture!

Did the head chef just gift them one of everything on the menu?! Lmao they have so much food!!

JK telling Jimin to basically just strip naked because he went to go undo his pants buckle because he was so full but it was already undone was such a wild statement and comment to make?? The fuck? Lmao and Jimin replying with a meme was hysterical. Joking yet blushing. Top notch 😂😂 loved it. Love them. We aren't even 20 minutes into the episode yet And that was so out of pocket 😂🤣

JK being so tickled over teasing Jimin and making him come back to the car to get him 🤣 they are so funny!

Jimin dancing SNTY 😍

Their giggles over the beds?? Lol it has to be because they saw photos originally and saw the staff had separated out the beds to be separate when they originally weren't and then still gave them matching PJs to wear 🤣🤣 idk why they would do that? Lol they aren't strangers to sharing a bed lol

Jungkook teasing Jimin over the scuzzi 😂😂

Jimin putting snowballs on his head while in the hottub lol the way JK watched him. Love 😍

Not rock paper scissors to have to lay down in the snow 🤣 Jimin forcing JK to follow through on the punishment he thought up 🤣🤣🤣 the way Jimin called him baby as JK gave him the biggest puppy eyes trying to get out of having to do it 🥺🥺🥺

Jimin just laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs while JK has his snack. Lmfao the call and response singing they had is so cute and what a song choice! 😂 Jimin saying he likes randomly laying/sprawling/rolling on the floor at home too 😂

Them reacting to episode 1 of AYS was NOT on my bingo called but im so happy about it! The editors joking with them and their interaction with the staff made me so happy too! It was also really funny them admitting to having a hard time editing the show 😂

Their giggles heal something in my soul 🥰

And the way they are sitting so close and kept their feet touching almost the entire time?? 🥰🥰🥰

Jimin's head in JKs lap at some point while watching too. I love them

JK acting a fool in the kitchen while cooking to make Jimin laugh 🥰🥰🥰

Jimin calling JK " Honey" 🥺🥺🥺 he wanted to cheers their glasses, but he called him honey. Cute

Not them teasing each other over their snores and sleeping habits 😂

"Jimin doesn't like it when someone touches his head" JK says, while rubbing his head with Jimin unbothered. Lol Jimin will let that man do ANYTHING to him 😂 and idk if JK was trying to tease Jimin or us by flexing his privilege in our face. Probably both 😂

JK saying driving on smaller roads like this is romantic. Jimin saying "this is romance, this is youth, this is nice" 😭😭😭 fuck they are so cute

JK is flying from Japan to Korea and then basically straight back out to America for his schedule. And he choose to not drink, even though he really wanted to, because he wanted to drive Jimin to the airport, just them instead of depending on the staff to take them. Give them that extra alone time together. And he chose to fly to Korea with Jimin instead of giving himself an easier and more relaxing travel schedule with more rest by staying and flying to America from Japan instead. That is... It's really fucking special and sweet and says so much about how they love each other honestly.

Giving up his last beer of their trip, after being told to relax and not worry about it because he wanted to be the one to drive them, to have that time together, just them and a GoPro they had control over, and spending that extra travel time to be together when it made a much longer and harder few days for him? That's that persistent, dedicated, quiet yet impactful kinda love. Really said a lot without saying anything.

The tradition continues of JK filming their food before ending with a close up shot of Jimins face. love that is a constant here 🥰

"I'll make sure you have a safe journey" "it's an honor" just kill me now omfg 😭🥰😭

JK being salty that Jin didn't dream about him with Jimin in the military since they are going together 😂😂😂😂

Jikook talking about how these trips were some of the happiest moments ever. And the way they were feeling a little melancholy over the trip ending and things changing and losing this constant togetherness time they had to be free .. goodness. Enjoying the cool air while trying to feel better. Ugh, I love them. I love them so much and I love the way they love each other so much.

Talking about how they loved it so much in the ending interviews, how they were the best of times. JK softly rubbing Jimins nape and back in comfort too. I'm tearing up, damn

The way JK is looking at Jimin during that last interview outtakes. My goodness 😍 same way Jimin was looking at JK while he was driving 😍

Them ending the show by having us literally send them off to the military is cruel, omfg. I AM CRYING NOW, DAMN. "A letter from beyond" fuck you too editors 😭

Wrap up Thoughts:

I'm so sad this is over. My God. Minute of silence to mourn.

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This was such a sweet and wholesome episode. It had teasing, it had bickering, it had pet names. It was domestic as heck. It was the perfect trip for them to end their "freedom" before military service. I would have loved more conversations about that, but I'm fairly content as it is too.

Again, so many cuts (not complaining, very normal) but my favorite was how Jimin went to go wake JK up and then it cut to them leaving. I hope they enjoyed their time cuddling and relaxing sans cameras and interruption 🥰 (my assumptions I guess, but wouldn't be far fetched)

Letting my delulu out when Jimin said he just lays wherever whenever all the time at home and me thinking about the the members teasing JK about all the random ass mattresses over his house 🤣 it's too keep them comfy no matter where they end up wanting to lay 🤣🤣 (just kidding, sort of lol)

The way Jikook play fight is so equal and cute and funny. They just shove the crap out of each other but never with an intention to hurt or be mean. And they both LOVE IT.

They trust each other, give weight to each other's words and have confidence in the others beliefs and thoughts like no one else. It's such a special bond, and I'm so so glad they opted to share this with us. I truly am so grateful. And grateful for y'all letting me share all my musings with you too. 💜

And we have to end this post with the way that Jikook were spotted in Sapporo driving in the car, Jimin being the passenger princess he was, alone with their GoPro's and giving major flirty energy. And the way the show just proved OP right too. Genuinely Jikook are so special and wonderful and amazing and I love them so much. And when they got home from this trip, the group live they did shortly after? They were sooooo touchy and snuggly!

Hope everyone is excited for the photobook and behinds as well. I unfortunately am horribly sad because I'm broke AF and cannot afford to buy it in my budget at the moment, but hopefully ARMYs will upload all the photos and upload the behinds for everyone too. I will share links if I find them.

[eternal-spice-overlord]

There's a new blue visitor in Scovillia (I'm having to try so hard to spell that right I'm sorry XD) and he seems like he might be a bit lost as he looks around, his many eyes darting about almost wildly

- @deceitful-oni (*fighting both anxiety and my ability to fucking spell for this twt*)

"Heya!!! Are ya doin' alright there–

GAH! THAT'S ALOTTA EYES!!!!"

[vidrkness]

Will you still love me if I was a roach?

Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal

Summary: After a spell had gone wrong, Rio and Agatha are now trapped on a mission to get their bodies (and dignity) back

AO3

Word count: 3,237

Tags: roaches (sorry if you can’t stand them, nothing graphic tho), just funsies, mentions of disgusting things (nothing crazy or too graphic, I promise)

A/N: LISTEN… Hi guys, the fandom is on fire right now so pls just read this, touch some grass and enjoy your day. Thanks to my gc oomfie on twt for this fic idea lol

Agatha was having a decent morning, which in her life usually meant the house hadn’t exploded and no one had tried to stab her before 9 am. She was sipping her coffee and reading a bunny care book because scratchy has been a menace lately.

But then Rio fucking Vidal came crashing into her kitchen wearing a hoodie covered in dirt and chaos.

“I found a spell!” Rio announced, wild-eyed and holding a grimoire.

“No” Agatha said immediately.

“Yes,I think I can make that damn pest go away from my garden”

Rio recently grew new plants and she was invested in having the best fucking garden in all of Westview. Mrs. Hart's garden- Sharon's garden was going to look so stupid next to Rio's.

“My gardenias are dying, baby! thanks to those motherfuckers I need to make them go away”

Agatha rolled her eyes “My love, just go to the hardware store and buy some pesticide”

But Rio was already muttering Latin or possibly just butchering it. Her hands flared with green energy, and Agatha barely had time to put down her coffee before everything went to hell.

There was a zap, a crackle, and then—

“FUCK!”

Agatha’s body shrank. Her vision blurred. Her limbs twisted in horrifying ways. She let out a scream that came out as a chitter.

A roach.She was a literal, six-legged, crunchy-ass, nightmare bug.

“Oh my god” Rio whispered, eyes wide.

She immediately dropped to her knees on the floor next to Agatha, regretting every decision she had ever made in her life.

“Oh my god. I—oh shit—I didn’t mean to—I was trying to correct my spelling!”

“I’M A FUCKING BUG, YOU DUMBASS” Agatha screeched, but of course it just came out as roach noises.

Rio dropped the grimoire “I can fix this. I can totally fix this”

She could not fix this and two hours later, Agatha was still a roach. Hiding behind a toaster and plotting Rio’s slow death.

“Okay, okay, okay. New plan” Rio muttered, pacing the kitchen “What if I turn myself into a roach and do like… bug-to-bug communication?”

Agatha clacked her mandibles furiously.

“No? Bad idea? Too bad, I’m doing it anyway”

And just like that—another flash of magic, another pop—and now there were two roaches in the kitchen, one very pissed off and one very panicked.

Agatha instantly tackled Rio “YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

“WAIT—YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME??”

“OF COURSE I CAN, WE’RE ROACHES, WE SPEAK IN NIGHTMARE TELEPATHY NOW”

“Oh thank god”

“NO, NOT THANK GOD. TURN US BACK”

“I CAN’T TURN US BACK, AGATHA, I DON’T HAVE THE COUNTERSPELL!”

There was a very long silence, filled with tiny roach screams. In all those years of witchy marriage they went through a lot of crap… literal crap not crap-crap. But this time it was weirder and so fucked up.

The Coven had to help. That was the only plan they had left, so they scurried, like the cursed little bugs they were, out of the house, down the path, through the cracked bricks of Alice’s porch.

She was fixing her motorcycle. Jen was there too, drinking some kind of disgusting looking green juice that she tries hard to convince everyone they are good.

“I hate summer” Jen muttered “Everything’s crawling and sticky and suffocating”

“Same, we should go to Lilia’s pool, I’m melting” Alice said, struggling on the ground trying to change her bike’s oil

When Agatha and Rio made it to their garden, Agatha tried to spell out ‘HELP ME’ in dirt. Rio tried to do a tiny interpretive dance. They did not succeed.

“OH MY GOD” Alice shrieked, getting stupidly fast from the ground when she spotted them.

“What, babe?”

“TWO GIANT FUCKING ROACHES.”

Jen immediately threw her cup and started running all over the place holding a lighter in front of her face “Burn them!”

“NO NO NO NO THOSE SALEM DAYS ARE NOW IN THE PAST FOR A REASON!” Rio screamed, scuttling in circles. Agatha slapped her with a tiny roach leg.

“DON’T PANIC, JUST RUN—”

But then.

Señor Scratchy.

In all his fluffy demoniac existence.

“This fucking diablo” Rio muttered

He came hopping down the steps. His beady eyes glinted. His whiskers twitched. He stared at them contemplating if they would make a good afternoon snack.

Getting closer.

And closer.

Until his cute nose was on the ground, not even a second of mercy.

“Oh no” Agatha breathed “Oh no oh no OH NO—”

With a horrifying SNAP of teeth, Señor Scratchy snatched them both off the ground and swallowed.

Everything went dark and suddenly they were in his stomach.

Magically, somehow, alive. Possibly because he was half-demon. Possibly because fate was a bitch.

“This is your fault” Agatha hissed.

“You could’ve stopped me!”

“I tried! You never listen!”

“Okay but you looked really hot drinking coffee and I got distracted!”

“THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FLIRTING.”

“I’m literally gonna die with you inside your ugly ass rabbit’s guts.”

“Oh shut the fuck up, he’s not ugly”

“HE FUCKING ATE US AGATHA!”

“Yeah, and this is your fault too. This beef between you two now just became my problem too””

Rio rolled her roach eyes (kinda, spiritually)

They sat there, surrounded by squishy, disgusting meat walls and rabbit digestive acid, sulking in bug silence and then Agatha had an idea.

“What if… we just go deeper.”

“Deeper?”

“Yeah. Into the stomach. Through the colon. Out the a-”

Rio gagged “Oh my god, you want to escape through the bunny’s ass?”

“Do you have a better plan?”

They stared at each other. Then sighed in sync.

It took hours. Agatha nearly drowned in carrot pulp. Rio got stuck between two ribs of a chewed-up plastic toy. They fought, cried, reconnected, kissed a little (still roaches, don’t ask) and finally—finally—got shat out into the garden.

They emerged into the sunlight, covered in god knows what, wings broken, dignity gone.

But alive.

Alive… and still very much roaches.

“This is the dumbest fucking thing that’s ever happened to me” Agatha said, flopping on a rock.

“I love you” Rio said dreamily, twitching her antenna.

“God help me, I love you too. Now go find a spellbook, or I swear to every god that exists, I will kill us both.”

Rio saluted with one spindly leg “On it.”

Now it was two stupid, cursed roaches, trying to get uncursed before someone else tried to eat them.

Or worse, squish them.

So here’s the thing about being a roach: everything is fucking terrifying.

The world is too big, everything smells like death, and one gust of wind will send you tumbling like a leaf in a hurricane. Also? Worms are assholes.

“I just got slapped in the face by a worm,” Rio wheezed, climbing out of a pile of damp mulch.

“You deserved it” Agatha said, brushing spiderweb off her antennae “You thought it was a lizard and tried to ask it for directions.”

“IT LOOKED SMART, OKAY.”

“YOU’RE DUMB”

They were arguing on the edge of the yard when a bird dive-bombed the ground nearby.

Agatha screamed. Rio screamed louder. They bolted under a moldy flowerpot like the little bug bitches they now were.

“We need a new plan” Rio panted.

“Oh? What gave it away, genius? The near-death experience? Or the fact that your leg is twitching like you’ve got demon possession?”

Rio held up one of her six legs “I think this one’s broken.”

“Good. You deserve it”

“Agathaaa” Rio whined.

“Don’t Agathaaa me. Get us out of this hellhole or I will personally find a way to kill us both and make sure we haunt this garden forever”

The only person they could think to trust now was Billy. Frr some weird and unexplained reason.

They just had to make it to his house.

Which was across the street.

Across.

The fucking.

Street.

“You know what this is?” Agatha muttered.

“What?”

“This is karma. For every soul I cursed. Every hex I misfired. Every time I cut in line at Whole Foods”

Rio chuckled “You hexed a cashier once because he forgot your oat milk”

“And I’d do it again”

They waited until the coast was clear, then scurried like hell across the blacktop.

Halfway across, Rio paused to admire a gum wrapper.

Agatha screamed “MOVE YOUR SHIT, THERE’S A TRUCK-”

They barely made it under a parked car in time.

Rio collapsed in a pile of oil-slicked dust “We’re gonna die out here. Alone. Unloved. Crunchy”

Agatha turned to Rio “I am going to kill you in your sleep”

“We don’t sleep anymore. We just twitch until the void takes us”

“Then I’ll do it while you’re twitching”

Meanwhile, up on the porch, Billy was sipping an iced coffee and reading a spellbook. His boyfriend Eddie was playing with a butterfly knife.

“You ever think we’re missing something?” Billy asked suddenly.

Eddie looked up “What, like emotionally?”

“No. Like... magically. Agatha hasn’t screamed at me today. That feels wrong”

Eddie raised a brow “You wanna go check on her?”

Billy stared out across the yard “Yeah. I have a weird feeling. Like she’s nearby, watching. Judging me”

Down below, Agatha watched Billy’s face from the crack in the deck.

“HE’S RIGHT FUCKING THERE” she hissed “CAST SOMETHING, WAVE A WING, JUST—MAKE HIM LOOK.”

Rio tried to light her tiny roach-butt on fire like a flare. Instead, she rolled over and fell into a puddle of beer.

“I HATE THIS” Agatha screamed, waving all her legs.

Billy looked down at the grass. Frowned.

And then—

He saw her.

There was a beat.

Then a pause.

“OH MY GOD, IS THAT A ROACH?!” and a blast of chaotic blue magic.

Agatha and Rio screamed as they were yanked off the ground and levitated into the air, spinning in a whirlwind of glitter and panic.

Billy squinted.

“Wait a second”

Agatha managed to shout “IT’S ME, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!”

Billy gasped “Agatha?!”

“YES! OMG HELP US!”

“Okay. Okay okay okay” Billy muttered, holding the two roaches delicately in a glowing telekinetic bubble “Don’t panic”

“Bitch, I have six legs, two antennae and a fucking shell now” Agatha snapped “Panicking is the only thing I’m doing.”

“Why are you still yelling?” Rio chirped from the bubble “We got help now! This is progress!”

“We got Billy. That’s a C-minus solution at best”

“Rude” Billy muttered “I heard that”

Agatha chuckled “Good! Wait a sec, how can you understand what we are saying?”

“Oh, I casted a spell a long time ago to talk with animals and bugs and stuff” he proudly said

Rio made some annoying roach noises “Why would you do that?

He shrugged ”I wanted to ask scratchy something, he’s nice”

“He fucking swallowed us, don’t praise that stinky ball of fur in front of me” Rio threaten

“Can we go back to the important matter here, please?”

“Oh, right!? Billy floated them inside the house and set them gently on the kitchen table like cursed appetizers.

“I need to stabilize the transformation field” he muttered, flipping open a spellbook “Maybe reverse the biological transmutation? Cross-reference with the soul imprint—”

“Just Google ‘how to unfuck a bug spell’, babe” Eddie called from the couch, probably already too familiar with whatever nonsense happened around daily.

“I am the Google of magic” Billy hissed, tossing a cushion at him.

“YOU BETTER UNBUG US BEFORE I EAT YOUR SOUL”

“Okay okay, Jesus, just—hold still—”

Flash!

The bubble pulsed.

Nothing happened.

Agatha still had six legs. Rio was now glowing faintly “I think I’m radioactive”

“WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT WORSE” Agatha screamed.

Billy flipped back a few pages “I just need the right focus item”

“Use my hairbrush” Agatha said.

“Which one?”

“The black one with the runes”

“There's like five black ones with runes!”

“THEN GUESS, YOU COWARD”

Jen walked in with a bottle of kombucha in one hand and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos in the other.

“What the fuck is that” she said, immediately spotting the two roaches.

“DON’T—” Billy started.

Too late.

Jen grabbed a shoe off the floor and slammed it onto the table.

“NOOOOOOOOOOO!” Billy shrieked, flinging the shoe across the kitchen with magic.

“What?! They were on the table! I thought it was a bug infestation!”

“THEY ARE AGATHA AND RIO”

Jen froze. “Like, our Agatha and Rio?”

“YES”

She looked at the table. Back at the Cheetos. Back at the table “Damn. I really did almost squish Agatha Harkness”

“I’M GONNA CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE” Agatha howled from her bug prison.

Alice showed up next, carrying a houseplant and looking like she hadn’t slept since 2012.

“What’s going on?” she asked “Why does it smell like sulfur and shame?”

“Agatha and Rio are bugs” Jen said casually, popping a Cheeto in her mouth.

Alice took one look at the roaches, immediately dropped the plant, and burst into tears.

“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THEY’RE DEAD?!”

“They’re not dead” Billy said

“THEY’RE BUGS, BILLY. BUGS. THEY CAN’T EVEN DRINK COFFEE ANYMORE”

Rio twitched a leg “I mean, we can still try”

Alice collapsed onto the floor in tears. Billy conjured tissues. Agatha climbed onto a sugar packet and tried to scream “Pull yourself together” but ended up falling inside.

Lilia finally walked in like the goddamn boss she was, heels clicking, scarf immaculate, sunglasses still on despite being indoors.

She took one look at the scene—crying Alice, confused Billy, guilty Jen, and two very pissed-off bugs—and sighed.

“I told you all to stop messing with unstable spell forms” she said coolly, dropping her purse on the counter “And this is why”

“Billy” Agatha said “if you don’t fix this in the next five minutes, I swear to everything that’s unholy, I will crawl up your nose in your sleep”

He stared in horror, covering his face with his hands.

“Did you try the boundary weave reversal?” Lilia asked

“Yes”

“Ancestral rune sync?”

“Also yes”

“Did you offer a sacrifice?”

Billy blinked “Of what?”

“Something worthy. Like a soul. Or a first edition of Witch Weekly. Or like..I don’t know, your dignity”

“I already lost that trying to convince Jen not to squish them”

“Fair”

An hour later, the coven gathered in a circle.

Billy stood at the center, Agatha and Rio hovering in their glowing roach bubble.

Candles. Latin. Smoke. More Latin. Rio kept humming ‘La Cucaracha’ under her breath.

And then…

FLASH!

It worked.

Kinda.

Not really.

Because now Agatha and Rio were human-sized.

Still roaches.

But five-foot-nine roaches.

Naked. Giant. Human-roach hybrids.

“Oh my god” Jen whispered. “They’re roach cryptids”

“I’m gonna vomit” Alice said.

Lilia stared like she was already writing a scientific paper about it “Fascinating.”

“BILLY” Agatha roared, voice now deep and echoing and somehow still sexy.

“IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT”

“FIX IT OR I’LL BURY YOU IN COMPOST”

Agatha grabbed a tablecloth and wrapped it around her roach torso. Rio tried to flex one of her weird bug arms and immediately fell over.

“I think I like this” she said.

Agatha glared “You are NOT staying like this.”

“But mi amor, imagine the Halloween costumes”

“NO”

“So let me get this straight” Billy said, massaging his temples as he stared at the two giant naked roach-people wrapped in tablecloths “You want me to try another spell?”

“No” Rio said.

“Yes” Agatha said.

Agatha looked at her “Yes!”

Rio grinned “But babe-”

“Don’t ‘babe’ me. You lost one of your legs five minutes ago and tried to reattach it with bubblegum”

“It was working”

“It was not”

Billy sighed “Okay. I have one more spell that might work. But if it backfires, you could turn into, like, centaurs. Or ducks. Or… like… hotdogs”

“Honestly?” Agatha said “That’s fine. As long as I have skin again. I am tired of scratching my thorax on the carpet. I want my boobs back”

Rio raised a claw “Yeah, I want her boobs back too!”

Jen, standing across the room holding a spray bottle like a weapon, muttered, “If they turn into hotdogs, I’m quitting magic”

Billy stood in the middle of the chalk circle, chanting softly. Lilia joined in, her voice low and smooth.The circle glowed.

A warm hum filled the room.

Rio burped loudly.

“Sorry, I’m anxious” she whispered.

“If that ruins the spell” Agatha hissed “I will never forgive you”

And then-

BOOM!

A flash of light and a bunch of glitter that definitely wasn’t part of the spell.

Agatha blinked.

Rio gasped.

They looked at each other.

Human.

Naked.

On the kitchen floor.

Billy screamed and covered his eyes.

“FUCK YES!” Rio whooped, immediately jumping to her feet “I HAVE SKIN AGAIN! I CAN SEE MY TITS, I CAN SEE YOUR TITS!”

Agatha groaned, rolling over “Oh thank god, my spine is back... I missed my spine”

Alice burst into tears again “You’re beautiful! You’re soft and squishy and warm again!!”

Jen tossed them a blanket “Here. Cover your trauma”

Agatha wrapped it around her chest. Rio proudly stayed naked for three more minutes just because she could.

They sat on the porch later that night, both wrapped in mismatched blankets, drinking beer with the kind of thousand-yard stares you only get after almost being eaten by your own rabbit.

“I still feel like I have extra legs” Rio said.

“I think I do have extra legs. Emotionally”

“We should get tattoos” Rio said suddenly,taking Agatha by surprise

Agatha blinked “What”

“Roach tattoos”

“Absolutely not”

“C’mon. Tiny matching roach tattoos. To commemorate the time I accidentally turned you into a bug and then turned myself into a bug and then we got eaten by your stupid rabbit.”

Agatha opened her mouth.

Paused.

“Where would you put it?”

Rio grinned “Behind the ear. Real small. Like a whisper of trauma”

Agatha laughed. For real. That low, rasping, sexy laugh that made Rio’s spine melt.

“Fine” she said “Let’s get bug tattoos”

And just like that they were at the tattoo shop the next day. It smelled like antiseptic and bad decisions, which was perfect.

Billy had booked the appointment, of course, Jen and Alice sat in the corner playing Candy Crush and muttering “Y’all are fucking weird” at their friends very questionable decision.

Lilia refused to come. Said she needed “a break from reality”

Agatha went first.

She sat on the chair, pulled her hair aside, and let the artist ink the tiniest little roach silhouette behind her right ear.

“Make it smug” she said “Like it knows too much”

Rio followed.

Same design. Same place. Except hers had little antennae that curved like hearts because she’s a lover girl, of course.

They posed in the mirror afterward, fresh ink gleaming.

“I feel weirdly proud of this” Rio said.

Agatha sipped her iced coffee “I feel like if I ever see a real roach again, I’ll scream and cry and probably start levitating”

Rio nodded “Same”

“I love you” Agatha mumbled.

Rio smirked “Even if I’m a bug?”

“Especially then. That’s commitment”

Rio grinned “Till death or insect transformation do us part”

Pause, then a very needed kiss.

“Wanna go home and bang it out like humans?” Rio said wiggling her eyebrows

“God, yes”

Agatha took her hand (human hand, thank god) and left running the place.

A new day, a new era. Same dumbasses.

Bug life forever.

[agathawellbelov3d]

part 18

Part 18 of my twt au. Apologies if the writing lacks flow, I don't really proofreading if the writing is for fun. Formatting issues bcuz I don't care.

When I wake up, Baz isn’t in the dorm.

He’s rarely here when I’m awake. I don’t even know if he sleeps. Do vampires even need sleep?

I stretch with a dramatic groan because he’s not here to tell me to shut up. Though honestly, even if he were, I probably still would. Something about getting under his skin… which makes two of us, probably.

I don’t know what he does on Saturday mornings. All I know is that he’s always gone before I wake up.

I don’t know what he does most mornings, for that matter. I also don’t care.

Maybe he’s in some alleyway sucking rats dry, or meeting one of his secret vampire girlfriends. I imagine he’s the sort that would sit in a coffee shop on weekends, trying to look all dark and mysterious, even though he’s an absolute wanker. He probably thinks drinking black coffee makes him superior to everyone else.  

It’s whatever. I don’t care.

(Okay, maybe I care a little.)

But it doesn’t matter. I’m so anxious this morning in a way that failed spells and pacing around my dorm room can’t fix. So, I get out of bed, brush my teeth, throw on the first pair of somewhat clean clothes I can find, and head across campus to the gym.

—--

Working out grounds me in a way magic never has. There’s no right way to do it, no spells to perfect, no one to make fun of when you end up failing spectacularly. 

It’s just motion. Repetition with a slight burn. It quiets my mind when nothing else can.

I’ve never actually had a routine; I just do what feels right. Which normally means working out until my body feels like putty and I can’t hear my thoughts.

By the time I’m walking back to our dorm, I’m drenched in sweat and sore, but at least my mind is drifting to places I would rather it wouldn’t. 

And then I see him.

Baz. Running.

I don’t know why it surprises me. I’ve seen him do plenty of things I never thought he would do. But running? I always imagined he’d be the type to hole up in the library all weekend, alphabetizing bookshelves or color-coding his notes, but here he is, outside. It’s almost normal.

It’s odd because sometimes, you have this idea of someone in your head, and then you see something they’re doing that goes against that idea. I’ve lived with him for over two years but seeing him doing something as simple as running feels oddly intimate. 

Even the way he runs is graceful. 

My legs move faster than my brain, and I find myself cutting across the stretch of grass dividing us, catching up to him.

He notices.

Baz slows to a jog, then a walk, stopping a few feet ahead of me. “Are you following me?” he asks while taking out one of his earbuds. He looks at me like I’ve spit in his coffee.

“No,” I say defensively. And then stupidly, “You run?” 

He scoffs, “What does it matter to you?”

I shrug. “You just don’t seem like the sort to run.” 

I still feel half distracted. I’m trying not to stare at him, but it’s hard not to when his hair is so tousled, and his face slightly flushed. It’s like I’m seeing a different part of him. 

“Do you always get up this early on weekends?” I ask before he can say something else.

He doesn’t say anything at first, just gives me a brief once-over. My skin feels prickly. 

I wipe my sweaty face with the bottom of my shirt, and I swear I see his eyes flash briefly to my exposed stomach. It’s such a small thing, but I can’t help but feel heat rise to my face. It’s like he’s measuring me, seeing if he could take me on in a fight. Which, I know he can. We’ve fought before. It never ends well.

He frowns at me. “Do you always interrogate people mid-jog?”

“Only you,” I say. I'm joking, partially.

He doesn’t say anything, just letting the words hang in the space between us. I think he’s trying to make me feel stupid. (It’s working.)

After a moment, he rolls his eyes, letting out the smallest laugh. “Of course you would.”

I suddenly feel defensive, “What does that mean?”

“I think you know what it means, Snow. You’re always chasing after me. If I didn’t know any better, I would think you were doing it on purpose.”

His words catch me off guard, and a strange heat rises in my chest. I try to shake it off, but how he says it makes me feel like I’ve missed something obvious. “What? No. I’m not chasing after you.” My voice is too defensive, even to my ears.

“If you say so.” 

I don’t think he believes me. Without saying anything, he gives me a brief once-over and starts jogging again, a little faster this time. I stand there stupidly, watching him, my head reeling as he jogs away, his strides almost too perfect to be real. He glides more than he runs. It’s oddly pretty. 

And he is pretty, I realize. Not in a weird way, just that he’s so graceful and thorough in nearly everything he does. He’s so deliberate in his movements, his words, he makes everything look effortless. Everything about Baz screams control, always. And I kind of hate it, because it makes me realize how out of control I am. 

I watch him for another moment, stupidly rooted to the spot. He’s just so elegant. Somehow, he’s even able to make the act of running almost beautiful, with the slight bounce of his hair and the way his expression looks almost peaceful in contrast to his usual scowl. 

There’s this slight tug in my chest, it feels different than the usual hot anger I feel towards him. A tug that leaves you on edge with a restless sense that something must be done, but I'm just not sure what. 

[honeyhotteoks]

on twitter, one of my moots is getting like ‘canceled’ because they were in an nsfw groupchat and intersxtef with someone who wanted to make an atz tip color thread ,, but to me, it doesn’t seem like THAT big of a deal. obviously oversexualising is bad but i feel like the complete opposite (infantilizing) is just as bad. atz are grown men, if you’re doing it in a space where they can’t see it then i dont see the problem?? when i first started entering fan spaces, i started out with tumblr and it was never really seen as a problem as long as you weren’t being weird about it.. i guess i just wanted to know your take on it ? someone getting canceled on atiny twt everyday like clock work but i feel like someone saying they want to fuck a teezer is the least of anyone’s worries (especially if they are censoring names, etc)

- 🪻 anon

ahhhhh so i actually have a lot of thoughts about this and i'm happy to share!! click under the cut

to start off, this is just my opinion, so please remember that doesn't mean i'm right, it's just my thoughts and my own personal boundaries and comfort around nsfw content. i generally think cancelling people in fandom spaces is bad, unless someone has done something seriously awful along the lines of racism, homophobia, terf-language, etc. etc. as fandom should be a safe space for all / that kind of behavior shouldn't be tolerated anywhere BUT i also don't love the thread you've described and i'll explain why.

something you might have already picked up on if you follow me on twitter is that for all the smut i write and for all the nsfw imagining i do here, i don't often tweet in an overtly nsfw or sexual manner on my public twitter outside of innuendos. (i.e. you'll catch me throwing out a suggestive 🧎🏻‍♀️emoji but you won't see me be like 'when will he let me put his cock down my throat' etc. etc.)

i personally get a bit of the ick when people aggressively talk on main about the things they want an idol to do to them / things they want to do with an idol, regardless of censored names (i.e. yh instead of yunho). that doesn't mean it's a bad thing, i just don't necessarily want to read someone's unfiltered thoughts about a celebrity that way..... it makes me personally a little uncomfortable, i prefer engaging like that privately with friends or occasionally screaming on my priv but even there i'm fairly tame.

that to me is the far end of the spectrum between SFW and NSFW fandom. so if one end is sfw 'uwu these boys are babies who've never heard of sex' then the other end is nsfw 'i want ***redacted**** done to my ***redacted*** by ***idol***'

what you've described falls somewhere like....... almost towards the far end, and while i don't personally think anyone should get cancelled or dragged for it, if i saw it on my timeline i would probably not retweet it and possibly choose to block or mute that person based on how graphic the thread was. to me, while it's 'fair game' as long as none of their names are spelled out in full as to show up in searches, for me personally it feels a bit objectifying in a way that i wouldn't share on twitter (i'll explain my feelings on twt v. tumblr in a second). this to me falls into almost the same vein as sharing bulge photos and speculating about size, again.... a thing i don't think someone should be cancelled for, but a thing in my opinion that is best left to DMs with friends or tumblr if it's going to be a public post.

to your point, atz are grown men. they're also not chronically online like the fans, they're too fucking busy, and they've probably learned not to google themselves too hard. (even if they are.... they primarily speak korean, they're probably naver searching the hangul of their names not their english nicknames on twitter....) - so for that reason, it's bizarre to me why sfw fans need to act like they're saving the members from something horrific if there are fans who say whatever explicit thing.... like i hate to break it to atiny but..... a ton of these songs are about sex, include sexual choreography, and that's fully intentional to make fans WANT to fuck them and buy albums. that's just what it is.

that being said, for me personally, i do see a difference between the levels. i feel like if i were to break it down from least to most nsfw on twitter (in my eyes) it would go something like this:

sfw puritans who think the boys are children

sfw puritans who think the boys are adults but need protection

sfw / soft stans who just don't want to engage or post sexual content

neutral fans / casual fans

sfw stans who like or engage with nsfw content privately or in posts they like but don't rt/reblog this for their own feeds

nsfw stans or content creators who aren't too sexual in their tweets, but might do things like write fic or draw fanart and then link out to that work on a different platform than twitter (i fall here i think)

nsfw shippers or rpf content creators who post things like imagines/threads/scenarios/fan art with all names censored and official accounts blocked

nsfw threads of things like bulges/objectifying pictures with commentary (i would place the idea of a tip color thread here)

nsfw commentary that is super overt and direct like "i want *idol* to do xyz graphic thing* (this for me is more of a 'you know it when you see it' kind of thing, and usually it's just that someone's whole account is basically seriously horny and detailed about it)

nsfw accounts sharing actual pornography and attaching member names to it (even if censored)

nsfw accounts using member names in full or even sometimes tagging official accounts (this is the only one i think is like legitimately bad and not okay, and i fully support people trying to get these accounts reported and removed)

where you fall in that gradient as a content creator or content engager in this fandom is completely your choice, and i don't think (with the exception of the last bullet) you should get cancelled for that alone.

i personally have my boundaries where twitter is concerned because of the following reasons:

twitter is something that the members have used or potentially do use, and if they are ever looking up their english names my account could show up. i'd rather the top tweets there be more delulu / fun / complimentary of them versus graphic sexual content.

i don't really trust elon's internet to properly filter / display content / protect content, and it just makes me feel uneasy

more sfw accounts are on twitter versus tumblr, i'm not really comfortable taking the risk of sfw accounts getting mad at me / doxxing me / canceling me, so i just keep that kind of content on tumblr where it's better hidden and better received.

tumblr provides settings that help you limit your posts from showing on google searches, so does ao3. if yunho is finding my tumblr he did some serious key word searches and that's on him.

and if yunho ever finds my ao3????? that's between him and god, he went looking.

long story short........... i have complex feelings about nsfw content even though i consider myself a nsfw content creator. at the end of the day, i don't think people should be getting cancelled, but i think it's probably smart for nsfw folks to make sure they're tweeting in ways that will skirt the sfw fans or keep that kind of content to a platform like tumblr where you're way less likely to be harassed.

for me, the tip color thread is a little too far for things i would post on twitter, but sfw accounts need to learn to mute/block and move on. and if it's a situation where they're getting cancelled for saying that in a group chat..... well..... my only advice is be careful about giant group chats and how far you go in those until you're really close with the people in there, and even then, i would say be cautious if it's a large group.

hopefully this makes sense! again, this is all just my personal comfort and boundaries, so feel free to disagree with me or have different levels of comfort / boundaries of your own.

[write-with-will]

K-Pop Demon Hunters - live thoughts!

@nossumusstellae got me to watch this so

The animation is so pretty????

Arugh the captions are a little off of what they’re saying that’s gonna bother me 💔

Woah, the designs of the demons are sick as hell (the character designs are super cool too!!!)

WOAH FIGHT SCENE

Those weapons are cool asf

Fixing your makeup midair and midnight is such a power move what-

Never really been a fan of kpop (idk why just never could get into it) but this is super cool!

I might have to find a video essay on Korean mythology after this bc this is so interesting (I wonder how accurate it is when complained tot he actual folklore?)

Woah hot guy in a hat

OH THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL I love men

‘No more relax time :(‘ that’s so real me at the end of this week 💔💔

This song slaps tho

A live predominance of One Song? Is that a thing idk how bands work TwT

WHAT. Purple hair is a demon???? Or used to be???? H u h ?

Idk names yet so-

Wait is she like cursed to somth?

I think purple hair is my fav so fair she seems interesting

OH HER DAD WAS OHH

Her voice is stunning oh my gosh

I love the mix between realistic and cartoony animation it’s so nice

Woah. Men.

What is this slow mo lmao 😭😭

Aggressive self care routine…. Slay

NOT THE OLD MAN OH NO

why are they lowkey hotter as demons then guys……..

OH MY GAWD A BIRB

KITTY.

Ew

Wait he’s such dork I love him

Hot boy with tragic backstory yes

HOW does no one see them doing all this-

…why are they lowkey cute wait

Nooo they’re fighting 💔💔

AN ENTIRE TRAIN CAR??? Oh NO

I feel like I recognize pink hair’s voice actor….

Things are going too well I feel like something absolutely horrible is going to happen

OH GOD

no one sees the giant flying cat? Ok

I still have this sense of impending doom 😭😭

BOBBY?????? OH NO

Oh yup things are going wrong

HAH them immediately locking in for the song

OH NO

No I feel so bad for her :(((

Why is she even wearing revealing clothes under her costume if she’s trying so hard to hide that-

Yup we’ve reached the hopelessness

NOOO NOT HOT GUY

this animation is STUNNING.

No. NOT BOBBY NO I LIKED HIM SM

well fuck

Oh my god are we gonna get a villain arc

It’s hard to be upset when they’re so hot fuck 😭

Im too gay for this

Does no one see this I am so confused about the logistics of this movie????? Does the crowd just see them as humans???? Or are they too like under the spell to whatever and are jsut ignoring the demon thing???????????????? H u h ????

Woah

OH???

I’m glad things are turning around, I was lowkey excited for a villain arc tho 💔

AWE THE HUG

woah. The way they do the big villain guy is insanely cool

SVAE YOUR GIRL BRO CMON

YESSSSSSS

oh no. no don’t tell me he dies.

NOOOOO

happily singing like her bf didn’t just get obliterated

No one’s…. Questioning how they’re flying? No? Ok

BIRB

They brushed over hot guy’s death way too fast….. like what??

Okay, overall?? Great movie! The animation was great, songs and voice acting were great! I’m a little iffy about some things (the ending esp bc I don’t get why they just completely brushed over hot guys death, it wasn’t as impactful as I was expecting tbh)! But I did really enjoy it! Hoping there might be a squeal to tie some things up…

[chimerafflesia]

KC CUP APRIL 2025: WITCHES AND PLANTS VERSUS THE META ❄️🌿

Or: KC Cup experience as told by some guy who just cannot let it go. ⬅️ I'm that guy. let's GO

starting this off with a shout out to my WINDWITCHESSSS we killed it this month oh my GOD. I climbed from lvl 10 to 19 with these girlies and it was amazing. I feel like I really got comfortable with the deck this month and was able to strategize quickly with it. I truly adore this deck and I love love love playing as my beautiful Rin so it's just a great time. I had a number of incredibly satisfying wins with this deck and that's what really counts between the meta nightmares. WINDWITCHES 4 EVER!!! 💚❄️💚

per usual here is my decklist ‼️I went through so much trial and error throughout (aka figuring out which cards I needed to deal w/ backrow (hi free fiendish chain !!!!)) but I ultimately went with the double MST / triple BOE. for me, this deck is a little better going first, just because depending on what's in my hand it can be hard to play through disruption. but when this deck gets rocking and rolling GOD IS IT FUN. AND FUNNY.

crystal wing synchro dragon as summoned with snow bell I love you so much. what's better than crystal wing synchro dragon? how about one that can't be destroyed by card effects? and what is the opponent going to do, battle it? 😂🫵

lots and lots of fun. I deeply enjoy when crystal wing gets attacked into. atk gain is SWEET. konami please hear my call we need crystal wing off the banlist now more than ever. it will save the meta. it will save your game. it will save ME. please consider 🤍

ultimately I did end up maxing out with my predaplants because they are a better match for the wave of terror that is RDA players 💔 Yuri simply will never get to rest as long as I'm still playing duel links. Jack decks are full of dark attribute monsters and well those are my plants favorite snacks 😋 I see dark attribute and I slam that mind control down IMMEDIATELY. of course we bait a little (usually with predaplast) to waste tuning gum's effect, then we EAT.

live footage of me using predaplant against RDA:

I've posted my predaplant decks like 374835 times at this point but because my brain likes to keep things neat here it is again. only thing I will say here is because of the wave of face up continuous/field spells (hi jack hi soulburner hi jaden players that use necrovalley) I may go back to double MST / one night beam, but we'll see. guess you could play spider orchid for the S/T zone spells. who am I kidding. none of us are playing spider orchid. sorry Yuri but we are waiting on your better pendulums.

I'm mainly mentioning jack here cuz he's the main villain of this KC Cup but we still have some returning villains, and a new one!

(I hate subterror so much please lord what are we even supposed to DO against it 💔💔💔)

all this to say despite everything, despite it all, the broken skills and all the handtraps in the world, I still knew I could do it. and well, a guy like me who loves freemium mobile card games just a little too much, enjoys a challenge and didn't want it to end on a sour note. many duel links players don't know this, but some of us play for fun!!! it all comes down to the fact I simply enjoy the game and enjoy playing it a lot. but I am not a fan of this trend in skills like please konami STOP 💔 because it hinders my fun. it's also just bad for the game. tbh.

made a little joke on twt abt it but yeah if Yuri dropped this year we wouldn't even need fusion recycling plant. we'd get infinite copies of polymerization anyways

ummmm in conclusion new skills are bad. we need a nerf/banlist/literally anything SOON. because I love duel links and I love playing competitively and I want it to be fun forever. this was my most challenging KC Cup yet but despite it all I still had fun. even when I got lava golem'd in back to back matches 😵‍💫 I think it's also because I played as my favorite characters 💚💜

windwitches and predaplant are number one to me. Rin and Yuri after I use their decks to defeat the evil meta:

#RINSWEEP #YURISWEEP and DON'T forget it !!

[sillygoblinantics]

And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for!!!

Gobbo’s Semi-Complete Pokémon Retrospective!!!

Pt. 4 (the finale?)

The reason I’m writing this began when I first watched @agramuglia’s streams watching Lily orchard’s pokemon retrospective on YouTube. Many things I learned about the games and many things stated by Lily I loathed, but Anthony was only able to get up to 8/9 generations. So I thought I’d take it upon myself to power through her gen 9 segment. I lost my mind over it and multiple times did she make uncomfortable innuendos and made points that didn’t make sense. You can read my thoughts on her gen nine segment in my post ““Jock Imoen”” as I will be focusing on everything Lily failed to notice here.

Gen IX

Let’s get this out of the way as I know this is a big part of these games.

The glitches: yes they’re a big and many people find them ridiculously funny or obnoxiously deplorable, but many who don’t know is that they’ve been apart of the franchise for a while and can still be used to the players’ advantage as a quick rich strategy or for silly shenanigans like invisibike (see below image)

But main reason for this as well as the complete exclusion of interiors of homes was due in part to a running problem in both animation and game industry across the globe: rushed deadlines and of course the toxic and deadly Crunchtime. You can find many concepts and fully modeled spaces that we never got to see in the region of Paldea. This also includes Legends Arceus with an early cut intro scene that has our trainer beginning in their room in current day Sinnoh, some data miners (shoutout to y’all working hard and finding this stuff! You’re amazing!) found a completely modeled room that resembled the bedroom from the gen four house!

And I’m aware that there needs to be voice acting but honestly that takes away from the fun of imagining the characters’ voices based on the way they talk in the dialogue! It’s fun and meant to be fun for the children audience!

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The world of Paldea

Region

Paldea is based on Spain but also Portugal (I still somehow struggle spelling this countries name I’m sorry TwT) and the Iberian peninsula! So while incorporating Spanish the game also has Portuguese in it! And because how Spain is geographically next to France, the inclusion to the academy teaching French or in Pokémon terms Kalosian. (Which was our hint for legends ZA and was for two years!!!) it’s a gorgeous region and on point to the real world places and towns they pull from.

Pokémon

We once again get new regional variants of old pokemon but we also get what has to be my favorite addition into the biology and ecology of the pokemon world: convergent evolutions! Pokemon that either evolved from the same ancestor but splitting off around a different point in time or pokemon who evolved in a way to resemble something or another pokemon to stay safe.

Wooper and cloddsire

Toadscool and toadscruel

Wigglett and wugtrio

We also got new evolutions for old pokemon! The gen two normal psychic giraffe: girafarig finally getting an evolution that combines the two heads in a balance union of strength but also astronaut giraffe hehe. We also got the beyond metal and gruesome revenant of an ape, Annihilape the ghost fighting type powerhouse of an evolution of Primape! And the king of the chess board evolution of Bisharp, Kingambit.

In both dlcs we get a new split evolution and third evolution of said split of applin, dipplin and hydrapple. And (forgot the name of the one building dragon)

We also get SO MANY GOOD BOIS IN GEN NINE! But not every good boi 😔… we get three new dog pokemon all good and each unique in their own respected way… I STILL DONT HAVE SHINY GREAVARD YET BUT I GOT THE OTHER TWO— sorry… got side tracked.

Something I will mention is a personal gripe over the exclusion of a specific fruit bearded pokemon from getting a new regional variant, tropius. Who if I had the chance to would make them vary based on where they can be caught by having new fruit or veggie being grown in place of the bananas! Which I did for my pokemon comic with Ripley’s tropius, Dionysus by giving him a beard of grapes! Maybe we’ll get more for tropius in generation 10!

Before I move on I’d like to to go over the game exclusive pokemon, something never mentioned or addressed how to obtain in Lily orchard’s video: let’s get this out of the way now by talking about the two forms of Paldean Tauros. In Scarlet; the past, primal, untamed gives us the fire fighting form of Tauros matching thematically with its game. In Violet; the future, technical and controlled (for the most part) gives us the water fighting form of Tauros (who can swim and his tail acts as a lil rudder to move him x3)

Lily leaves out one of the new pokemon of Paldea too, Charcadet a small fiery in the most literal sense charcoal knight who has game exclusive evolutions. Who need specific pokemon materials to obtain evolutionary items sets of armor. Lily fails to explain this so her audience is left not knowing that ceruledge is exclusive to violet while the psychic/fire evolution Armarouge, so the speculation of how she got it is left in the air and most likely not mentioned because she got it from someone else most likely lolo. So yeah.

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Gimmicks!

I nearly forgot to mention the most impactful connective addition to these games! Union circles! A feature meant to let players connect with friends (given in range without Nintendo online or via the internet with Nintendo online) which allows for many fun shenanigans to take place especially during battles or cutscenes, but is expanded on with the indigo disk via the synchromode which…

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Treasure

The three arc or side plots if we look at them through a tv sitcom or series structure. I’m talking about the ABC Plot system. Where the A plot is the main storyline and B and C follow different stories where by the third act we come together to face or wrap up the stories of B and C. We see this in Arven’s Titan quest, Nemona’s victory road, and Penny’s Starfall mission. Arven is the A plot as we learn that he’s trying to get to area zero to confront his parent(s) and needs two more people to join the journey that fill a specific role which is where Nemona and Penny come in! You will cry if you haven’t played yet so keep that in mind and be sure to take the classes as they provide more context into the layers these characters have! Enjoy this clip btw

Let’s head to the smallest addition and slice into the rural side of the Japanese region of the Pokémon world: Kitikami

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But this sadly or luckily has to be split into another part as I’ve been going on for a while here but I hope you enjoyed it! So the last LAST FINAL part! Will be about the DLCs and epilogue so stay tuned for the intro of the bestest girl that is ogerpon!

[daily-shrimpy]

🍤📌Intro Post📌🍤

Last update: 7/15/25

Sideblog where I draw Shrimpo every day for as long as possible lolz

I draw Shrimpo a lot, so lets see how long i can do it daily >:3

Reblogs over likes!! If you wanna support me and spread this blog to more ppl plz reblog :3 /nf

Main account is @amethyst-marshmallow !!

^ ref sheet :3

Some hcs:

Shrimpo is bigender & masc presenting for the most part but would like to be more feminine :3 (uses she/he/they)

I also hc her as being demiromantic, meaning I think they would have to have a strong emotional connection with the other person before he starts developing romantic feelings !

Shrimpo is DEFINETLY neurodivergent (i hc him as borderline personality disorder and adhd but i rlly like seeing other ppls hcs too :3 anything is cool!) (esp since ppl often have rlly different hcs of him)

He doesnt rlly like physical affection (hes not rlly used to affection in general tbh, but his skin burns when ppl touch it (Allodynia due to his species + dehydration causing his skin to be rlly dry/basically like having a bad sunburn but forever unless she drinks the right amount of water.)

I am a multishipper, my favs r ragebait (shrimpo x finn) stirfry (shrimpo x cosmo) (my comfort ship :3) and angryflower (shrimpo x dandy) !!

There are more (I'm making a yapping post on main(trust)), these are the main/most important ones tho

Also I collect hcs like pokemon cards. Feel free to tell me yours and there is a chance I will steal them >:3

Feel free to request I draw something in asks :3 (pretty please?) (srsly i very much enjoy a prompt, plz send asks :333333)

Ask "rules:"

Uhh whatever really im pretty chill lol

Any ships are fine, just no minors/dogs/relatives obvi other than that idrc (side note i see shrimpo and flutter/flyte as cousins bc bugs actually evolved from crustaceans! so i probably wont draw those ships)

^^ Ask me to draw your rarepairs OOoOoOOoOoOO!! ^^

Feel free to ask me to draw shrimpo as/dressing up as other characters, but characters w complicated desigs might take longer lol since i usually draw more simple-ish/cartoony designs,,

Feel free to ask me to draw your hc designs, aus, or kinsonas of shrimpo! I'll count those as shrimpo too :3

Please dont take it personally if i take a long time to answer an ask/draw your suggestion!! I have adhd so its kinda hard ofr me to put my mind to something lmao

Also!! Feel free to ask shrimpo questions/talk to her :3 You can put this alongside a drawing request or on its own :D

Info on me :3

I use they/she/any and go by Mars / Marshmallow :3

Im a minor

I have adhd (for me this is rlly more of a challenge to try and get up and draw something everyday) so if i forget a lot of days or take forever to answer a request. you know why TwT

I type insanely fast please ignore any spelling mistakes I make lol, i also use abbreviations a lot (ex. fsr = for some reason)

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Tags: (I don't usually use tags like this please bear with me)

#daily shrimp For the shrimp of the day!!

#not daily shrimp For anything i post other than the daily shrimpo drawing

#relevant-ish Usually used for main reblogs loosely related to daily shrimpy

#the shrimp speaks!🍤 For anything with an in character response (side comments on the daily drawing, asks answers, etc.) (pretty new so feel free to ask shrimpy stuffs :3 sry if im not the best at rp lol, probably wont be doing any long rp interactions!)

#shrimpos shitposts🍜 For stuff i just kinda. let shrimpo post (im so funny)

Side notes:

While this account will be mostly doodles, if I do a more "full" drawing of him on my main account I will count that and reblog it to this one :)

Sorta mentioned earlier? But I might include other characters than Shrimpo in some of these :P as long as Shrimpo is the/a main focus it counts!

Shrimpo talks in red text!

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[violentkeysmashing]

So, time for me to get a littl angy.

I setup a brand new, fresh, clean install of debian, for the first good operating system on my main machine. Bravo 2, i got everything looking nice, got steam installed, setup and running my games, got my backups moved over, set everuthing up for VR. Got VR "running"

Just. To. Fucking. Find out.

The tuning software for my GPU and CPU is only packaged for arch and fedora. I try compile the source code, no luck. (I need this to make VR playable - reduce Vsync issues and fix borkedness)

I did find out that it is packaged for debian, but, an unstavmble build that isn't designed for me to really use. So yay!

I spend 5 hours on all of this. Fixing, tweaking, adjusting everything for my final move, aaaaand fucked. So kinda annoyed.

I want to leave windows behind but fuck me is it hard.

So! Tommorrows plan. Arch.

As much as i dont want to hate on fedora, i aint learning that shit, nuh uh. Can't make me.

So i've been reccomended to try out endevor (if that is how you spell it TwT) as its arch based. (According to a mf in the GC, no idea have not done anything remotely with it, its 2am and i aint doing that rn)

So from what i know and have learnt from my arch fuckery i have a lot to do.

Anywhomst angy time over, imma go cuddle up to my blähajs and pass out.

[stansnyderswife]

Happier ask! What are three of your favorite head-cannons with Stan and yourself?

I’m 99% sure I know who sent this based off the spelling of cannon and she won’t answer whether it is or not ‘cause she hates me. Next time just ask LOL if I’m wrong, this first point won’t make sense:

1. Commander whiskers <3 there’s a lot of lore to that little guy that needs to be introduced just right so I won’t leave that here.

2. I’d like to think we kinda just ground each other in a way? On my side to him, I’m just super goofy and bring out that side of him that he’s not always comfortable with sharing with others or just can’t given his job. He’s so used to others reading his stoic face and obeying his orders, and relying on him. I’d like to think that I can bring to the table a side of him that’s always been there, but doesn’t show unless he’s comfortable or that he can’t with his line of work. He’s quite reserved so I imagine I can bring that sorta joy and light in his life and have this silly banter with him daily he doesn’t necessarily show to hardly anyone. Where he doesn’t have to save face and can bring down the walls of the weight of the world on his shoulders and actually smile. And relax. Bring him to a place where he’s not always strategically planning his next move like “how does this work?”, “what’s the job” and the like. With us, it’s always a little dance of who can make the other laugh the hardest and who can commit to the bit harder. Idk it’s hard to explain I suppose? On something more serious, I pay attention to how he acts. If he has a hard day and needs a recharge? Where it’s hard for him to get outta the habit that was engrained into him from him being in the military and he's just more stiff that day? Lay his head in my lap and run my fingers through his hair. Don’t need to say much. Just be there ya know? Allow him to relax and breathe. Or if he says something once that he likes, keep a note of it, and we go do that thing as a surprise or something. Again, just hard to explain this thought process of what we do for each other and how we ground each other.

While for Stan, him being calm and collected helps ground my chaotic anxiety filled mind without saying a single word. It’s something he notices and takes care of, and where his skillset of being able to think quick in the face of adversity in handling the tall order that is my ass lmao He’s just there and it helps, and takes actions to handle “one of those days” with distractions before I spiral. He brings a kind of calm that we all desire.

3. We made a pinky promise to each other that we’d always remain in each other’s lives no matter what and never say goodbye. Because to us, a goodbye meant the end. So we only say see you later whether it was phone calls while he’s on deployment or to go to work, or anytime we have to part ways for whatever reason. In a way it’s safe and a promise that we will see each other again. (I’d like to do that with other people. I actually hate saying goodbye ngl lmao but it’s such a common thing that people say and everyone has different perspectives on it)

Art I comm’d from _ruigami_ on twt/x! I no longer have this hair color given this was done years ago and I was blonde then but yeah!