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Feel free to disagree with me but I have to say:
I do NOT understand the hate for Johnny x Tylor.
I’ve seen arguments that it’s problematic because of the age gap but… Tylor is a grown ass adult in his early twenties. Just because he’s awkward and nervous doesn’t take away his agency as an adult.
And of course there’s the arguments that it’s gross because there’s a power imbalance. Yes, in the end it’s revealed Johnny was ultimately just using Tylor, but like… There’s plenty of other popular ‘toxic’ ships in the MI/MU/MAW community that nobody has a problem with. Randall/Fungus and Johnny/Randy being the best examples. So I’m left to assume the issue is the age difference.
I understand if a few people dislike the power dynamic, but I feel like some people are blowing it way out of proportion.
#everyone’s a toxic yaoi fan until it’s actually toxic and not just slightly mean#I hate how some of yall treat Tylor like some fumbling teen#that is an adult man with a job#feel free to discuss#monsters university#mu#monsters inc#monsters at work#maw#mi#tylor tuskmon#johnny worthington#Jhylor#jeffrey fungus#randall boggs#might be a controversial take
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
#adhd#autism#Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid#and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem#(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent#i guess? man#i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man
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The strugglerrrrrrr
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop peri#fop dev#art#digital art#fanart#I dont wanna draw him small ok#He is the opposite of baby to me he is an adult man with a job to me#This isnt gonna become a fop blog I prommy Im just feeling nostalgic OK (god I hope Im not lying)
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the reason why Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan can't attic wife each other in their house and never leave is that they don't have internet or anything else around to help keep them moving. I think we chalk too much of Shen Qingqiu being a super productive person post transmigration often too much to reading into things and treating his unreliable narration as fact.
But like, what is he supposed to do all if not actually go outside and talk to people and get a job. Luo Binghe needs to do things other than be a housewife for his own sanity so he doesn't cabin fever. He can't live focusing his day around a singular person being in the room its not healthy and would drive him insane. These are not overly productive constantly doing things people. These are people doing things to make sure they aren't malaise slugs feeling nothing in their day to day drudgery.
This is just what a healthy post/pre internet mental state kinda looks like.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#bingqiu#i don't go into servers anymore or use anything but tumblr for a few hrs a day#the difference is astounding#scum villain self saving system#protagonist in isekai's don't leap to being better productive people just because they were actually always good and better than other#its because the internet is no longer sitting as a filter you can use#when you have to actually live in the real world and talk to people you have to learn to change how you approach conversation and free time#rich people in the real world aren't constantly going out to get jobs just to make daddy proud its also because they want something to do#humans are not meant to sit around doing nothing#part of the reason i think luo binghe had such an obviously bad time in the return to childhood special is he had nothing to do for months#he has no desire to play with kids#was too short to do a lot of his chores#couldn't socialize as an adult#and even his own boyfriend was too bored staying inside all the time#i don't doubt the man was dying inside wishing to turn back to normal simply because he had nothing to do
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not sso positive, not sso negative, but a secret third thing (adult w a job)
#new area is fun and funky i think u guys r just haters#i also think that the company has done a lot of shit lately im not keen on and am pissed at them for#i just think. maybe its not so serious all of the time. maybe we can log in and go “yay jousting!! how fun. these outfits r cute.”#and maybe. not to be shady. but maybe.... some of you guys.... need jobs or hobbies. bc its not this serious. i promise.#most of us are full ass adults playing a childrens horse mmo yanno?#and if its not fun for you.... uninstall. i uninstalled for almost a year and now im back and having fun again yanno? like idk#the way people are getting SO heated about this... get something more important to worry about idk man#sso#ssoblr#star stable online#is it mean to main tag this. yep. dont care though im right lol
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"Get a job and pay taxes" I do have a job, that's why I don't care if I'm making the """wrong""" fictional characters kiss, I have real problems to worry about and online time is my relaxing time, not my pleasing everyone time.
#proship#this ''argument'' is always so funny to me#um we ARE adults with jobs? who have better things to do than argue with you??#I've got a 9 to 5 man I can't be wasting my energy thought criming myself like these teenagers do
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one of my favorite but also again alas relatively rare flavor of fic is where actually, it turns out Q is the well-adjusted one (well, as well-adjusted as anyone working at MI6 can be), and Bond is the manic pixie disaster nightmare
#00q#it's more rare because Q tends to be the one written as the manic pixie or manic pixie-esque one#but. I like it when he has like normal people problems. and you realize. oh Bond is the one who has something profoundly wrong with him#a sort of adjacent flavor to this is Q like assuming Bond - despite being an international superspy etc - is still. like.#you know... a functioning adult?#and acts accordingly?#but then he slowly realizes... oh actually this man is very Not Normal and incredibly out of touch with like. normal people things and#is coasting on his spy skills of adaptability and like social mimicry. but actually he has no idea what a normal people relationship is lik#and like. what a normal people meeting the friends and family situation is like. cuz he's never done that really#Bond's whole job and persona hinges on him projecting that he is very With It but I like it when you realize oh actually no#there is something profoundly wrong with this dude <3 but like not in a 'way youd expect' way wrong with him in a completely normal way#Q is like let's go to a carnival! and Bond is like let's what (has no concept of normal ppl dates like let's kiss on a ferris wheel)
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Prompt 148
Danny is enjoying his vacation. He’s surrounded by so many creatures who are delighted to show him around, and there’s a bunch that are even called ghosts! Those ones seem to have deemed him as their favorite person, which isn’t hard, but they have also apparently decided that they have to follow him everywhere, including all the way home. And to whatever world he takes his next vacation-slash job as Clockwork’s student at.
Oh well, he’s sure it won’t be that noticeable.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dcxdpxpokemon#DPxDCxPokemon#pokemon crossover#prompts#Danny is an adult & a big guy#He has so many pokemon following him all the time#Pokemon as a franchise doesn’t exist in his or the DC world#He’s a big softy who could crush someone’s head but is so gentle with the itty bitty & giant Creachurs#Someone does in fact notice these several creatures & their maybe-human friend#Good news: Damian was the first to notice him#Bad news: He is now trying to convince the man to give him an eevee#Danny has so many ghost-friends including a pocket mimickyu & a gengar son & a phantump daughter#Damian might try to get Bruce to meet the man with all the creatures in an attempt to get one#Danny is oblivious & thinks the kid is just really enthusiastic about learning about his pokefriends#You KNOW he has several space pokemon too let’s be honest#Danny gets free interdimensional-time vacations after finishing whatever his job there is#There’s definitely several carvings of him & his friends scattered around dimensions & time
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Came back to our blind cat coughing up loogies. Silo thought it was kitty allergies, but last week, I noticed Bubba looked way worse, so I put my foot down & told Silo to schedule an appointment.
So, our vet got bought out, & they charged me $750 for a single xray, an "xray description fee", 2 shots, an appointment fee, & bloodwork, which they didn't give us the results to. They just sent an email saying "he has a high white blood cell count, so he's fighting an infection (they said it was bronchitis during the visit) or he has KITTY COVID, it's DEADLY & will KILL ALL YOUR CATS, so come back in 2 weeks when the shots wear off or else >:3c"
Also, my car is making a popping noise in the back, so I had to schedule an appointment for that to be addressed //weeps
I feel like this scene from Jojo where they're all kicking that guy.
#Bubba Gump is getting better due to the shots#Bubba has a crumpled ear from an infection he got when he was locked in the back of a uhaul with other animals before we adopted him#I accidently drew the crumpled ear on the wrong side dangit#I've been paying for majority of things since Silo hasnt had a job since September and that just f'd up a lot of plans#I'm okay I'm an adult that has savings so I tank'd it but it took a CHUNK man
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someone tell erika they’re already absolutely nailing this pitch
#her saying ‘you’re doing a. a job. you’re doing your best’ to Tula…#and like telling her that it’s important to keep up appearances…#when her husband just died and she has to take care of two kids…#AND trying to set tula up with an older man.#hit all of the perfect ‘toxic mom to an adult daughter’ beats#the fact that she couldn’t even say ‘a good job’ really gets me#dimension 20#burrow’s end#tula d20#ava d20#erika ishii#d20 spoilers
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Damianya week 2024
Day 6: War
CLACK CLACK the sound Anya’s pistol made as she ducked for cover and taking out the second to last opposing forces member with a paint round.
‘Crap it’s just me and her remaining!’ Anya heard from the thoughts of her masked opponent.
It was a joint exercise between WISE and Ostanian spec ops in an effort to keep up profiency against partisan insurgents in urban warfare. What had started as 5 vs 5 now dwindled to Anya and her opponents squad captain.
‘Even with reading his mind this last guy is annoying.’ Anya thought.
Now Anya was prideful as an agent of WISE, so even if this was an exercise she will not fail. Taking the stilleto blade from her side pocket she throws it with bullet like speed slightly to the side from where the opponent was.
THUNK!
Taking the bait he looks in shock over where the blade was now stuck in; giving Anya the opportunity to close in on his position. Now less than 10 feet away Anya rushes him, but the masked man was able to regain their composure quickly.
Now with a pistol facing each other they could say they were at a stalemate.
‘No way it can’t be! Anya?!’
Now that she was up close this man had the prettiest eyelashes she had seen in her life.
“Wait a second!” Anya suddenly said out loud as she swiftly ripped his mask off.
“Syon-Boy! What are you doing here?” She interrogated still pointing the pistol at him.
“Really you’re gonna call me that in front of everyone! And I could ask you the same question!” He spat back at her while lowering his gun.
“Hey what are you two doing?” An older woman yelled out, as she walked into the training room.
“Hey aren’t you Anya’s grandmother?” Damian asked innocently.
Anya could now feel daggers being glared right at her from Sylvia as she approached the two.
Swapping her sudden dread to continue questioning her ex boyfriend.
“Hey you need to answer me what are you doing on a spec ops team? I thought you going to college for history?”
“Ahem” Sylvia tried to interrupt.
“I did!…. At the military academy.” He answered without distraction.
Anya just looked at him with a cocked eyebrow
“Hey I’m not rich anymore.” He defended. “Now what about you? I thought you were studying to be a psychiatrist in Westalis?”
“Ahem” Sylvia said louder now and visibly annoyed.
“I still am. WISE is just paying for it while I help them out. And it’s paying off since I PSYCHED you out earlier. She said showing off her signature smug smile.
“You got lucky and it still ended in a draw!”
“Captain Watkins is not going to hear the end of this. Sylvia sighed in defeat as the two rivals bickered like children.
#spy x family#anya forger#damian desmond#damianya week 2024#damianya#man this went through a lot of rewrites but I did it#personally I no longer want them doing dangerous jobs as adults but it’s fun to write in fan fiction#of course they would be competitive in a war game#sylvia sherwood#spy x family fanfiction
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The people that say “I just can’t believe Katara let Aang be an absent father! That doesn’t make sense!!” are this 👌 close to getting it
#it’s because he wasn’t#it really is that simple#his kids having an issue with a specific part of his parenting style doesn’t make him a ‘deadbeat dad’#avatar#avatar the last airbender#legend of korra#also explain to me again why it would be the woman’s job to reign in a fully grown adult man?
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anyway I totally believe that padme would've wanted to have the organas raise her kids if she couldn't and they really should've added a conversation between the three of them giving her agency rather than having a room full of men at the end of the film deciding what should be done with her children
#anidala#anakin would also probably have wanted owen and beru to raise his kids cos in the canon they had a friendly yet distant relationship#like they're definitely not brothers#but owen is the only person he opens up to about his relationship with padme#and considering the insane amount of catholic guilt he suffers with thats a pretty big deal#anyway my job refuses to respect me or give me any work so im going mad about star wars again#sw#star wars#padme amidala#fr we all know that if she had lived she'd have made the organas luke and leia's godparents#like that old man is literally her best friend#and he looked after her when she was a kid pushed into adult situations so obvs she'd trust him with her kids
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Shuada does hit a lot of the power imbalance issues that come with huge age gaps like that: one is bigger and stronger, one is more forceful and actively instigates the relationship whereas the other just awkwardly complies, one could easily manipulate the other with blackmail including potential for “I’ll tell everyone you’re dating someone like me,” etc
The funny part is it’s the underage teen that has all this power lmfao
#I admit the blackmail part is a little shaky#from what I hear the entire premise of the accomplice ending is they’re blackmailing each other into a partnership#or it might even be narukami would never do it’s only adachi that truly has blackmail#but still. I just think “btw adachi and I are dating” would get him banned from the dojima house and probably fired from the police force#plus the whole “I know adachi is the killer” angle#my favorite bit is that narukami could easily overpower adachi. that’s just really funny to me#“shipping him with an adult means he’s more vulnerable to abuse”#<- I just made that up idk if that’s an actual talking point but still. lemme indulge in my strawman for a minute#Narukami is like 5’11 has the healthiest habits and hobbies I’ve ever seen in a teen and spends his days battling monsters#5’9 adachi basically has a desk job and half his social link revolves around his shitty diet#Narukami could break that twink in half#figure 1: that anime screenshot of narukami carrying adachi bridal style without breaking a sweat#also do I really need to explain narukami hunting down his social link and dropping “I believe in us” speeches#while adachi just kinda goes along with it awkwardly. even acts all tsundere about whether their bond even exists#I just think narukami has that man wrapped around his finger. it’s quite fascinating tbh#persona 4#p4#adachi#narukami#adasou#shuada#tw age gap#toxic (affectionate)#tw power imbalance
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*Spoilers for Strikers*
While writing the next part of my Tactica rant, I was reminded of when Sophia started attacking everyone near the end of Strikers and everyone is struggling against her because they don't want to hurt her.
Then Wolf comes charging in and just RAMS her to the ground. I don't know why I find it so funny, but it just is and I keep replaying it over and over again.
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#persona 5 strikers#persona 5 sophia#zenkichi hasegawa#I guess it's the visual of this big adult man tackling a tiny girl#And then he just doesn't go to catch her when she falls off the ledge#He just extends his arm out and tells her “behind you!” AND THAT'S IT!#A job well done Wolf#persona 5 strikers spoilers
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What Remains of Edith Finch is a transformative work, and by transformative I mean since playing the game however many years ago It's impossible for me to not think about Lewis's story anytime I think too hard about working for the next rest of my life
#wroef#what remains of edith finch#i start a real life adult paying job in less than ten hours and that shit haunts me so bad man
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