#thanks for the ask... i guess hahahaha

[yuraimi-lee-bunny]

Can you do a rant on why shadowsan x Carmen? It's bad... -Trembles-

.........

I mean.... why? Why? WHY?

It's just that it doesn't even deserve a rant because the simple fact of thinking about it IS WRONG! (Like Carmen and Player's ship is also bad. Yes, they exist, and since the first season, what the damn hell guys?)

Let's start with the fact that THERE IS a father/daughter bond (not said but with facts) there is a tremendous age difference. They respect each other. There is also a "master student" bond and....

no seriously, I feel ridiculous saying the reasons why that ship is wrong because IT'S OBVIOUS.

But unfortunately, there are people like that... weird... ewwww

[eyesofshan-if]

If it makes you feel any better that person is known for acting that way to IF authors. He got banned on the COG forums a while ago for that exact behavior and now he's doing the same thing on tumblr sadly. Sorry you had to deal with that <3

wait he did what??? spill the tea please

[sexynetra]

Sorry if I sound a little dumb, english is not my first language, but how do we know Marcia's a top? I always got bottom vibes from her... So shocking! Also, since we're on the subject, I think Sasha and Ametra are also a top (maybe vers, idk). What are your thoughts?

Oh I meant Sasha’s a top!!! I may have written that unclearly, I just woke up 😂 I do (generally) see Marcia as a bottom, but sometimes I need some top Marcia as a girlie whos too much like Anetra but desperately wants to be taken care of 😂

Basically I think:

Sasha- top pretty much always

Anetra- true vers

Marcia- vers bottom

But also I think top and bottom as concepts don’t exist quite the same in lesbian spheres as they do in gay spheres so it’s complicated when discussing AU vs real life!

[perseusjackson-jasongrace]

The song "careless wisper" covered by seether reminds me heavily of ur toxic pipercy au

okay you’re totally right it is a great song for them but my writing demon is throwing a tantrum and refuses to write for it😫 I am screaming and crying and throwing up about it

however I am going to use this ask to say:

I wrote a fic! and so as not to divulge too far from the ask it IS in the toxic mcjackson universe unfort there’s just no mcjackson in it :(

buttttt it is Jason finally finally finally having a POV about whatever the fuck is going on…….

please read and enjoy (somehow this au became a proper au with like different stories and a semi coherent plot which is wild cause it really just started with me being feral about zach hood songs ??)

summary

Jason is so tired. So. Fucking. Tired. He’s spelling it out loud this time. He’s making himself heard. He’s not going to just — disappear.

beginning notes

Hi lovelies

I wanted to write but I didn’t know what I wanted to write and then I had a vision of Piper angrily slamming a door open and then my writing demon just took over from there. So I guess we’re finally getting a Jason POV from the toxic mcjackson au ?? wild stuff

title from “forever rain” by RM

naturally this is not edited. I wrote it in like 45 minutes and am going to go eat dinner now. if you see a mistake, wish upon it mwah!

happy new year and I hope you enjoy <3

[alvfr]

MISS ALV‼️‼️‼️ SALUTATIONS‼️‼️‼️

I HAVE COME TO DO MY IRREGULAR DAILY CHECK UPS OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS‼️‼️‼️

FIRST‼️

I am very glad the ultrasound went well!!!

SECOND‼️

How are you? Hopefully you've been able to somewhat settle into your new house!! Eating well, sleeping well, drinking lots of liquids!! And hopefully life hasn't been too chaotic or hard on you!!

AND THIRD‼️‼️

Some questions :DDD

1. How do you say good morning, hello, I love you in your native tongue? 👀👀

2. What are some things you like to do in your spare time?

3. How many marshmallows do you think you could fit in your mouth? 🤔🤔 (not to brag or anything, but I can fit five 😏😏)

4. And lastly‼️ Have you heard of this new invention Google is coming up with? It's called Google SIMA :00

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SIMA Balls 😏😏

ANYWAYS‼️‼️ HOPE ALL IS WELL AND GOOD!

And I'm very late to the party BUT a movie I recommend is Ice Age :D All five movies are great but the first one will always have a special place in my heart 😌😌 HAVE A GOOD DAY‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶

Salute salute 🫡

1) Thank you, it was a big relief and I’m trying to relax about everything until the next one in a few weeks

2) I feel like a wrung dishrag in a way. The toddler/OG baby brought home a bug from kindergarten and I got a cold on top of the nausea and everything else. I’m drinking my own body weight in carbonated water with apple juice (nurse recommended for nausea) but my bladder is the size of a thimble so… ya know at least I’m getting my steps in that way. Hopefully fingers and legs crossed this passes in the second trimester.

3.1 Buorre iđit = good morning

bures= helli

mun ráhkistan du = i love you

I went with Sami instead of Norwegian because being pregnant always makes me nostalgic and full of mourning for the language we were supposed to speak

3.2 Write!!! At least when I have the capacity lol. These days I’m barely managing a hot girl waggle walk and then rotting on the couch scrolling for hours. I also like to knit and sow, but it comes in waves.

3.3 zero right now because just the thought is ufbdhdhdh. (Maybe three normally depending on the size I’m positive American marshmallows are much bigger than ours. Fun fact the marshmallow bags here have a little American flag 🇺🇸 on them hahahaa)

And I love ice age!!! Especially the first one but also the second and third and I don’t remember if I’ve seen the latest one. (Also I’m an old fan of Nicki Minaj so her as a mammoth is just yes)

[shinynewwriting]

The nature of being a comics fan is that sometimes you find out there's an issue that caters to all of your interests at once, but you've never heard of it because it was only sold with certain boxes of Cheerios in 2014. Such is the case with General Mills Presents: Justice League #9, featuring the Joker and Superman swapping bodies. (Bless @distort-opia for knowing exactly which cereal-sponsored comic this was)

We open with the news that Superman has gone mad and is defacing Mt. Rushmore! (Honestly, good for him) There's not much time to process this, though, because the Daily Planet has an unwanted visitor who needs to speak with Lois:

They flee to the roof, where the dastardly Harlequin of Hate promptly...empties out his poison guns and visibly has a small breakdown?

No one else can do puppy-dog eyes like Kal-El of Krypton. Clark manages to convince Lois that he's in the Joker's body by recounting their recent, ridiculously cute dates. They are dramatically interrupted, however, by none other than Lex Luthor.

HAHAHAHA I love his silly little rocket boots so much. Look at them! Anyway, Lex's security detains "the Joker", and things are not looking great for Clark.

I'm low-key fascinated by the fact that Clark's about to spill the beans to Lex. Is it because he thinks that whatever Lex will do to him is probably still not as lethal as what Lex would do to the Joker for threatening Lois? Is it because he thinks Lex will probably let him use the Body-Swap 9000 stashed in a lab somewhere if he just begs nicely enough? I love their weird situationship so much. It's all moot, though, because someone else also woke up feeling not quite themselves this morning:

(Vital to note that Bruce has been letting Clark squirm for several minutes thinking he's been captured, because he's a dick <3) So how did this all happen?

Ah, the Weird Kryptonian Artifact trope. Smallville was also a big fan. Notice how Lex and Clark are fighting with laser eyes and energy shields, while the Joker is just full-body tackling Batman because he's shameless. Anyway, the artifact activated and Silliness ensued.

Oh shit, wait, where's our favorite mad scientist during all of this?

HAHAHAHAHA, I would pay real money to see that sequence of events. "Alfred, it happened again. Go upstairs and tase me."

"With pleasure, Master Bruce."

Meanwhile, Lex wakes up reeking of another dude's cologne, blindfolded, and tied to a chair. It's a normal enough morning after for him, is what I'm saying.

Clark realizes he finally gets to be on the other side of all of Lex's shiny anti-Superman toys for once.

Does the fourth wall even exist for you, Joker?

The Joker, waking up in Clark Kent's apartment: "Damn, bitch, you live like this?"

While they are busy subduing SuperJoker, Bruce has a flawless plan for getting the Magic Artifact:

Lois Lane, criminal mastermind.

Lois is asking the real questions, but the Flash has learned not to even bother.

Finally, we come to the most important part of any Superman/Batman team up: the verbal equivalent of a sloppy makeout where they talk about how much they love each other.

All's well that end's well after their exploration of another man's body.

What the hell, this was so delightful???? Just a silly, fun romp through the body swap trope with several of my favorite characters. Thank you, I guess, Cheerios?

[etheries1015]

Twisted wonderland characters : Would they wait until marriage? Shit post 18+ minors dni

Featuring: trey, leona, epel, vil, malleus, Lilia, Idia, Azul, Cater, Jade, Floyd, Rook

Warnings: 18+ , not proofread

Trey- probably not, thinks about it, but in the end it doesn't matter if yall wait or not he knows you're the one he WILL marry, so doing it now, doing it then...makes no difference to him

Leona- no

Leona- okay but seriously be probably told his family that y'all are waiting (being apart of royalty or whatever I guess) but no, the second you have an opening he is tearing your clothes off and having his way with you.

Epel- I'd say yes because it seems like maybe it'd apart of his family values, I dunno. But you could probably convince him otherwise ngl, his resolve isnt too strong in this aspect

Vil- Is very gentlemenly but doesn't wanna wait. He loves going to down on you after a rough day of work, taking the days stress out on your body

Azul- not waiting one bit. He loves to study you, your body, your legs, your other extremeties. Also possessive as fuck, so will leave light marks on your body afterwards

Malleus- Probably says he will, until he gets into a heat (a dragon thing that I decided is cannon) and loses control. Haha yeah no, he has such a breeding kink he is stuffing you to the brim. But he apologizes profusely afterwards and pouts "are you sure you still want to marry such an impatient fae such as myself?" ...shut up and breed MC again.

Lilia- prolly won't get married ever, so he's down for it whenever. He's playing video games and you get the horny? "Lilia pls" "after this raid hold on" "but I can't" you guys are so open sexually that you can honestly not be embarrassed asking to try new things with him either.

Riddle - absolutely waiting. His pride. Won't. Let. Him. He must practice being patient and refuses to allow himself upon you until he feels confident in his future and your relationship.

Idia- you see that pile of hard dried socks next to that anime body pillow? Yeah. You're his sock replacement.

Cater- Nope. Probably asks to record it too. Maybe sell it on only fans and get some money

Jade- also probably asking to record it. I have no basis for this but I think he genuinely would.

Floyd- Hahahaha no and I will not elaborate

Rook- Actually maybe. I think he would hold out for like, two years, but not without giving him a few blowjobs and handjobs, and he using his skilled hands on yourself...but not actually inserting himself until marriage. I dunno. Just feels right for him.

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[kyouxa]

Diabolik lovers Lost Eden: Ayato & Laito Sakamaki (short stories)

Please no reposting onto other sites, ask me before translating this into another language too! Scans provided by: @yuikomorii​

Ayato Sakamaki

That night, Richter visited the mansion for the first time in a while. Never before I would have thought that the man whose face I never wanted to see again, was the one I would end up choosing as my guardian. My brothers, even the Mukami guys… they looked very surprised to run into his face as well, not that I cared though. 

In any case, I just didn’t want to repeat the same mistakes I already made in this world. But thanks to her I’ve already become a different person from back then.

According to Richter’s report, the demon world itself seems to gain stability. He also mentioned that Eden’s restoration has become slightly better and that the familiars of those Mukami guys have come to help. Holy shit, after hearing all of this I couldn’t help but let my inner self get overwhelmed by relief. 

As Richter finished his report, he immediately left the mansion and I could finally return to my own room. And just as I opened the door I saw her sitting by the window, reading a book as she slowly raised her face.

“Hm… ? Is Richter-san already back on his way home? Don’t you usually have a longer talk with one another… ?”

As she spoke to me, I approached her and started to smell a calming scent. As I grabbed her hand to move her up from the chair, I couldn’t help but immediately hug her afterwards. The book she was holding in her hand instantly fell onto the floor with a thud. 

“Just outta curiosity… but did you happen to take a bath while I was gone?”

She nodded to my question and I started to smile at her in response.

“Heh, so you’ve prepared yourself already? If that’s so, then…”

As soon as I spoke those words, I pushed her down onto the bed next to me. Blocking her flustered face from uttering something, I laid my hand over her lips to keep them closed. 

While I started kissing her continuously in various spots of her neck, I disarranged her negligee slightly. And like usually, when my face is already close to her neckline, I might as well get a bit of her luxurious blood out of her dainty neck. Just when I was about to get to it, she stiffened up a little. Noticing this, I suddenly got an idea and gently licked over her neck. “Kya!!”

She was very surprised by my action and therefore let out a small scream. I guess it was pretty unexpected after all. 

“Kuku… did you think I was about to suck your blood? You fell for it, didn’t you?”

Right after I said that, I teasingly started licking her ear this time. She lets out another small scream and turns around as if I had just tickled her. I was intrigued by her unusual reaction, which is why I started to really tickle her body this time.

She busted out laughing begging me to stop while she tried to escape from my tickling attack which just made me wanna tickle her even more. If I was already given the choice I might as well do it as thoroughly as possible. 

“I’m not letting you go! At least not until I’m satisfied…”

She continued to roll around the bed for a while, trying to resist until she rapidly became obedient and calmed down. “Hm? What’s going on? Surrendering? How boring…”

Just as I was about to move my hands from her, she unexpectedly turned the situation around. “Wha–! What are… hahahaha!” 

Of all the things, I didn’t expect her to take advantage of me taking off my hands for a second to gimme a tickle counterattack. Seeing me burst into laughter made her laugh as well. “Stop already, will you!? Hahah! Shit! Chichinashi, move… !” 

Receiving even the slightest bit of retribution I immediately became serious again and got my revenge through tickling her body. She tried with all her power to go up against me and return the punishment . 

And, just for a brief period I was sure the laughter of both of us was echoing through more than just the room. To be honest, it would’ve been easy for me to get out of this situation and resist her. And yet, the reason why I go along with such a trivial battle is because I would give anything to keep seeing her carefree smile, even if it’s only for a bit longer. The fact that we can both laugh together like this makes me feel happy and maybe that’s because I’ve grown a little since then. 

Laito Sakamaki

I’ve returned to the human world in order to finish my school life as a senior high student. I never thought I would have to return here every day again. “Haa… I’m sick of reading this, I wish those tests would finally disappear for good.” While I started to comb my hair out of boredom, my girlfriend who’s sitting next to me continued studying in silence until she replied that it cannot be helped and I should continue reading. 

“Come on, Bitch-chan. No need to be such a serious and straight-laced person, no?” As I said those words, I gently put my arm around her back and started to lightly embrace her waist. Even though I saw a faint blush on her face, she reminds me that she is busy studying right now. 

“I know that.” But, despite that, I started nibbling on her ear. Perhaps this has always been my normal life no matter to what extent. 

To even think that I begged for death because it was unbearable to keep on having these powers in my state… but that is beyond doubt the absolute truth and I totally understand that I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the power of the World Tree. The only difference from me back then and now is that I am finally able to accept that reality. During that time, my power was too strong for me to handle, I wasn’t able to come to grasp that reality. And even so, I deserved a second chance. Ironically, due to her help I could finally accept the distortion within me and become more straightforward at the end. I held up my face close to her chest in a way of telling that I love her. 

“This is all thanks to you that I can exist like this.” However, she doesn’t reply to me. “Are you agreeing with me if you’re staying silent like this?” 

It was a calm sigh that she returned to me that made me understand the answer to my question. 

“I guess I was too reckless, no?” She showed a bitter smile as I examined her expression. As I observed her tiny body calmly from top to bottom I was shaken by a sudden feeling of satisfaction. And yet there is no way to help the fact that this world is slowly going to destroy itself. I have been told that alongside my resurrection, the world tree has been new-born but started to shed its leaves ever since. Even though it’s all said and done this is happening just as he wished for. He knew right from the start that I wasn’t ever capable of being the vampire king. 

“No matter how far I move on with my life, I will always be right in the palm of his hands.” With those words escaping my mouth, I closed my eyes. It’s still unimaginable to me that I used to be a different person before, but… all I needed in the end is someone like her to accept me as I am. That is because I am Adam and she is Eve. – And no matter what will become of this world, I’m prepared for it. 

[sv5hive]

take a break | sv5

pairing: sebastian vettel x fem!reader

warning(s): unhealthy studying habits(?), self-doubt, academic failure etc, etc.

word count: 797

note: this is incredibly self indulgent bcos guess who failed their chemistry exam!!! hahahaha you guessed it it's me!! (if i don't laugh i'll cry.)

masterlist!

hours of staring at a bright computer screen in a pitch black room had clearly began taking its effects after the words began to warp and swirl around. a dozen empty cans of redbull sat at the bottom of your bin along with several scraps of paper you had torn apart in frustration.

you couldn't even remember when you sat down at your desk to study. all you knew was that you had an important exam the next day and you felt hopelessly unprepared. you tore your eyes away from the blinding screen to look outside your window. the moon shone through sparse clouds illuminating the desolate streets. usually, the roads were teeming with cars trying to get home but at this time of night you were the only one awake.

"schatz? what are you still doing up?"

in the midst of zoning out, you failed to hear your boyfriend entering through the door.

was it really that late?

"i'm almost done, seb. i just have to finish this little bit now."

"come on, how long have you been sat at that desk, hm? studying for hours on end does more bad than good."

"i know, i just- i'm almost finished i promise. this test is really important and i have to do well."

"hey, hey, what's wrong?"

he rushed over to you with furrowed brows and outstretched arms.

without even realising, tears had brimmed your eyes and began tumbling down your face at an alarming rate.

"nothing, it's nothing. uhm, i'll finish this and then i'll come to bed."

you hastily wiped away your tears with your sleeves but they seemed to be never ending.

"it's obviously not nothing, schatz. if it's making you cry like this it's something to talk about."

the seconds ticked by as you debated whether you were ready to reveal what had been plaguing your mind. clearly sensing your inner turmoil, sebastian tugged you out of the chair and towards the kitchen.

"come with me to the kitchen, i'll make us some tea so you can calm down."

after two cups of hot chamomile tea had been made and placed on the counter, sebastian sat opposite you and patiently waited for you to speak without pushing you. your tears slowed down to faint sniffles as you sipped on the tea silently. annoyingly, sebastian was right and it did help you compose yourself. you put down your half empty cup and cleared your throat.

"i've been struggling with my studies. there's just so much to remember and it just gets harder and harder to keep up but everyone else is fine and i don't understand why i'm the only one who can't do the simplest tasks."

at this point, it was difficult to see through your hot tears and your face was burning up with embarrassment. sebastian was quick to place his hand over yours to try and bring you some sense of comfort.

"schatz, you are the smartest person i know. if you're finding it difficult then you're probably not the only one. i'm sure everyone can see how much effort you're putting in and that's all anyone can ask of you. if you don't do well on the test tomorrow it's not the end of the world, ok? but i think you will be completely fine, im certain."

you nodded half-heartedly, not fully convinced despite his little pep talk. you rubbed any remaining tears away and attempted to put a smile on your face.

"yeah, sorry i just feel like an idiot dumping all this on you when you just got home from work. how was your day?"

he got up from his seat to encase you in his arms. he might not be able to help with your assignments but he could definitely be there to support you with anything and everything else.

"don't apologise for your feelings. i'm sorry i didn't realise you were having a hard time. i should've noticed you weren't coping well. and my day was good, thank you for asking."

you smiled into his chest at his heartfelt apology for something that was never his fault to begin with.

"don't be silly, seb. it's not your job to constantly watch me. i should be able to do that myself."

"i know you can take care of yourself but it doesn't hurt to ask for help sometimes. it might feel like you're alone but you're not. i'm always here for you, you know that right?"

he tightened his hold on you as if to reassure you further and peppered the crown of your head with soft kisses.

you leaned up to place a peck on his cheek to express your gratitude in a way you would never be able to do justice with words.

"yeah, i know."

[distant-velleity]

“What I want isn't simple enough for one wish... Please, share it with someone who needs it more.”

Yuhua Wei - "Fairytale Attire"

event: Fairytale Soiree ( @angelwishess )

LMAO okay sO- i may or may not have my priorities TOTALLY out of whack; a fully shaded drawing like this is way more effort than just. a card; but i had a vision that had to be realized

um i don't really know what his rarity would be since this isn't a card submission, just art i felt like making -- it's up to viewer imagination/hope, i guess? LMAO

(design thoughts and other rambles under the cut)

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so i need to conserve energy instead of writing voicelines but

OKOKOK. design notes. yuhua has always been more or less twisted from the tales of ye xian/cinderella, but all of his existing outfits related to that are heavier on the ye xian elements-- so i took inspiration from cinderella this time!

... it just... kinda got lost along the way as i kept changing the design... NKSDFKSJHFKSHFKSF

but it's there! kind of! and he would have these almost glass-looking shoes too (perfectly walkable I PROMISE 🙏 HE WILL NOT LOSE THEM TRUST)

if i had the opportunity i would have also emphasized the clock pattern in his eyes 😭that's the biggest giveaway of his relevant fairytale regardless of this event but ... oh well LMAO

...

should i stop putting yuhua in big social events when he's an introvert with a low social battery? 100% HAHAHAHA but i will never stop. i love putting him in these pretty outfits. this might be the first time i've drawn him in a dress outside of A Specific Circumstance and it's really cute so we ball (i was also getting tired of drawing suits for EVERY SINGLE EVENT but yk lolll)

also, does he want that wish? maybe, but i think more than anything, he knows what he wants is something emotional/mental, some kind of validation he can only seek and obtain himself... and so he'd rather the wish not be wasted on him hahaha. that’s basically what he means (and also bc he feels too selfish if he tries to go for the wish but you knowwwww :) )

if you read this far, thank you for bearing with me <333

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[yorshie]

Oh, you're still taking requests?

Hmmm how about: 33, comedy-romance for Mr Leo? You decide how spicy and/or funny.

Thank you for requesting on Blurb Day! And Yup! I'm taking requests until Sunday morning, gonna update my Masterpost so it doesn't say closed, sorry!

Gasp! Friggy... you're gonna let me be spicy and funny? HAHAHAHA <- evil laughter (edit: oh boy. Sorry Friggy. This is why I should not be left to my own devices.)

Raph greeted you at the turnstiles with a smile, a jerk of his chin and a high five that, while gentle for his standards, sent tingles up your wrist that you fought the urge to shake out.

"Hey, sweetheart. You looking for Leo?" When you nodded, he took a step to the side, gesturing with the water jug in his hand towards the back of the Lair. "Last i saw him, he was heading back to his room. Being a wimp about the cold 'n all that."

"Hm, I'll see if I can flush him out." You gave the red banded turtle a wink, and he chuckled before waving you onwards.

Leo's room was the last one to the left after climbing the stairs, and you knocked on the door softly before pushing it open and stepping inside the nightlight lit room.

"Leo?" You called, squinting slightly as your eyes adjusted. A rustle of blankets answered you, and you saw the flash of eyes reflecting light for half a second before Leo's voice followed:

"Shut the door, you're letting in the cold."

You rolled your eyes, fondly, shutting the door and using the light on your phone to light the way to the suspiciously Leonardo shaped lump of blankets piled on top of his usually immaculate bed.

"Fee Fi Fo-" A hand shot out of the covers, snagged your waist and pulled you into mess with a squawk, hands windmilling and phone flying to places unknown as Leo all but bundled you underneath him, arms caging you in against the bed and plastron pressing into your back.

"I am not a giant." He groused, snout pressing along your hairline and the nape of your neck, breathing in your scent. "But if I was you'd definitely be on the menu."

"Oh no, babe, please no pick up lines." Your complaint turned into a giggle when one of his hands ghosted over your waist, fingers finding your ticklish spots with ease and thighs squeezing yours to keep you trapped.

When you finally caught your breath, his hand had slipped up to press firmly against your stomach, palm cool against your flesh. You more so felt the soft 'oh' he breathed into your shoulder.

"Blue?" You asked, over your shoulder, elbows tucking in close when his other hand joined the first, mapping out the soft bones in your hips and gently digging into the swell of your stomach.

"You're.... warm." He said carefully, as if he wasn't bodily pinning you to the bed, as if he had no prior knowledge of how different your bodily temperature was compared to his.

You went to make some cocky remark, tease him about being suddenly shy, when his hand slid up to splay his thumb over your sternum, and you breathed out shakily, sinking down into the bed, letting yourself finally appreciate the way he surrounded you.

His plastron nudged against the bottom of your shoulder, the whisper of his scales catching on your shirt loud in the quiet between your stifled breaths. His arms tightened, banding in a triangle underneath you, thumbs echoing each other just over the curve of your ribs.

"Leo," you turned your head, voice catching when he gave a soft squeeze, heart hammering at the drag of callused thumbs over your soft skin, "we're suppose to go eat dinner in a bit."

"Not thinking about that," He nosed over your shoulder. You could just barely see the way his eyes moved over your face before they dipped to your lips. "We do have some time, though, before we have to get ready."

"And you want to kiss me?" You guessed, enjoying the way his gaze dropped once more to your mouth.

His shoulder landed on the bed beside your head, opposite knee canting up against your hip so he could reach without crushing you.

His mouth was soft, sweet, his tongue a shock of not quite cold that sent a shiver down your spine and a smug tic to one side of his mouth. He quickly smoothed it out and scrubbed his mouth once more against yours, licking into your mouth once more when your lips parted on a sigh.

He pulled back when you gave another full bodied shiver underneath him, hands rubbing briskly up and down your sides, a shit eating grin tucked into the side of your neck. "Cold?"

"Get up here and kiss me again." You ordered, unable to reach him with how he had your arms pinned to your sides.

He gave that bare, huff of a laugh into your skin, pressing a kiss to your collar before complying. "Yes, ma'am."

[ask-lps-staff-au]

Russell: To deepen the bond we have with our customers *cough cough* and to get our sales up *cough cough* we created this blog for you all to get in touch with us. Today, I’m going to introduce the rest of the staff here so you know who to address your questions to. Starting with-

Vinnie: ME ME ME!!!!

Russell: Yes, Vinnie, You.

Russell: What you do.

Vinnie: Ohhh! I like to dance :) 

Russell: No, what is your job?

Vinnie: Man, you should’ve just said that! My job is… well I lift heavy things sometimes? Like dog food and kitty litter. That kinda thing. Mostly just chill, though. That good?

Russell: You know what? Yes. That’s perfect, Vinnie

Vinnie: Sweet.

Russell: Minka, sorry to cut you short but can we have your name and job please?

Minka: I was just getting to that part! Anyways, my name’s Minka Mark, and I’m the cashier here, you hear?

Russell: Loud and clear, Minka.

Russell: They aren’t lines, just say it how you normally would!

Vinnie: Yeah, you just gotta say it Zoe-ey!

Zoe: Zoe-ey? Oh, that’s it!

Zoe: *singing* Yeahh Yeaaahhh~ The name’s Zoe~ And now you know-y~

Zoe: *back to talking* Oh, yeah. I’m in charge of grooming the pets.

Russell: Ohhh-kay. Let’s move on.

Pepper: Serious as I can be. Number 1: what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

Russell: A man.

Pepper: Correctomundo, but are you ready for riddle number 2? What gets wetter the more it dries?

Russell: A towel. Are you just reading off a list of the top ten most basic riddles or what?

Pepper: I’ll answer that but you’ll have to answer three more riddles. Last one: the man who invented it doe-

Minka: HER NAME IS PEPPER CLARK AND SHE TAKES CARE OF THE DAYCARE PETS!!!

Pepper: Dangit.

Russell: Thank you, Minka.

Russell: Probably like 10 people at most.

Vinnie: But, hey! You never know if the algorithm could pick it up! You could be talking to millions of people right now!

Sunil: Millions?! Eek!

Russell: *sigh* That’s Sunil. Talk to him if you ever need help finding anything. I promise he’s more helpful than he looks right now.

Russell: … that’s it?

Penny: Was there supposed to be more?

Russell: No, this is just the smoothest interview I’ve had all day. I’m kinda shocked.

Penny: Well, I’m glad I did good.

Russell: Yep.

Both: …

Blythe: Ruff ruff!

Russell: Oh, yeah, that’s right! Don’t forget to check out Blythe-Style pet clothes which you can find on the racks in the front of the store (which are made by a different Blythe and not this Blythe. A human Blythe. Obviously because why would a dog make clothes!! That’s absurd!!! Almost as crazy as a group of people who can understand ANIMALS hahahaha!!!)

Russell: Those questions aren’t- Whatever. Ask us anything, I guess.

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[twopoppies]

Hi Gina!! First of all, I wanted to thank you and Daisie and everyone else here for the amazing Larry masterlist. I'm a new larrie myself, though I've been around the fandom since 2011 (tho not super closely) when WMYB MV was released. I was deep diving on receipts, and as per usual, I took it all in with a grain of salt and kept all my conclusions rational and unbiased. I just wanna add something you might consider a receipt, connecting to one of the tour receipts ones I’ve read on Daisie’s tags (I dove into both yours and Daisie’s tags lol). This isn't so big and new at all but I thought I'd add. Sorry in advance if I am too vague with this lol

A quick context: I had worked with small event productions here in my country, and had become pretty close with suppliers (tech, security, venue, etc). I got curious about an entry I read from your receipts tag which happened in an international tour here. Anyway, I am pretty close with our security supplier, and I thought I'd check if there were traces of them working with the boys. After a few google search, I saw them with Louis on a video during his tour here - confirming that at least for that show, they did work with Louis. He has been very open to me ever since we met, so when I DMed him about being involved in the show, he enthusiastically answered that they did all 1D-related ones in the country.

Anyway, bottomline, I tried to ask if it's true that Louis was here during Harry's concert because I've kind of heard it somewhere (being the receipt I read from Daisies' account). That’s when he got weirdly super silentl and left me on ‘seen’/‘read’ (which had never happened EVER before). I waited with the chat box open; he se seemed type after a few mins - and then stopped completely. When I realized he (c)wouldn't reply, I didn't push it and said he doesn't have to respond and that I respect if he’s bound by certain contracts. After that, he immediately replied, basically just saying "Thank you" (for understanding, essentially). We just chatted a bit more before ending the convo.

So I guess I'd say it somewhat solidifies that theory in my head because I personally know them, and if there's really something super big they cannot share at all, they WONT. I knew there was something because it was almost comical for me how he suddenly left me on ‘read’. So if it's not a big deal at all he would've shared because we've talked about other works they've done in the past (he was so enthusiastic and shared all the names of the shows they've done with 1D a few mins prior lol) - but when I specifically asked if Louis was with Harry here for his tour, he immediately closed off and stopped replying - and THEN thanked me when I said he didn’t have to reply lol (I didn’t ask anything else, just that exact wording, straightforwardly asking if L was there during H's show, and I didn’t phrase it in a playful or teasing way like I am implying there’s smth gossip-worthy between them I'm fishing out of him)

ANYWAY, I’m not even sure if this is worth posting but I needed someone to share it with and I thought it could be like a backup info for the future hahahaha I am trying to be vague because I do want to protect myself and my (in a way) source (?). But if you need any clarification from me - I’d be open to elaborate more in the dms (I’m rusty with tumblr so I hope I can navigate this properly lol)

Ofc, a part of me wish I could've gotten something, but I also respect them for staying quiet. And even if they did share something big, I might've had second thoughts on sharing bcs I was mainly asking it for my own sanity tbh, knowing that I knew who the security team was lol So I guess my point of sharing this with you is to basically share that the usual NDA thing with H&L, whether as a whole 1D unit before or as solos, is definitely enforced here. That the silence somewhat solidified my belief of other Larry receipts such as 1.) in relation to the Argentinian security confessions, and 2.) the receipts pointing out that those two fly together sometimes in the tours.

Idk if this is worth posting at all, but I just really needed to let it because I feel like I might be getting biased but also not (it was very fishy for me for sure lol). Thank you!

Hi, darling. No, it’s totally worth posting! I agree with you that it says something without saying anything. Are you able to tell me what year you were asking about? Or what country? I won’t post anything you don’t want public.

I’m really glad to hear that people take their NDAs seriously and even if it was from years ago they would still be professional about it.

Thank you so much for sharing this. If you think of anything else you can add, LMK. Or send me a DM. I’ll keep it private. 🩷

[monicalestrange4]

El fin de semana conocí a Mónica, era un día normal en el colegio... Teníamos un evento musical y todo se estaba preparando en el patio, sabía que vendría una universidad a hacer una presentación y a cubrir toda la logística pero nunca me imaginé toparme con ella, ahí estaba, armando el escenario, tomando fotografías, haciendo lo suyo, creyendo que nadie la reconocería, pero ahí estaba yo, sin saber si hablarle o no, decirle que la conozco por su Tumblr o Twitter sería muy incómodo para mí y para ella, supongo. Me armé de valor y la saludé, no fue nada incómodo, ella aunque estaba ocupada siempre me prestó atención, aunque sorprendida y algo apenada de que alguien la reconociera y sobre todo un fracasado como yo jaja ella siempre me trató bien, dejó de hacer lo que hacía para mirarme a los ojos y prestarme atención, lo admito no pude sostenerle la mirada por mas de dos segundos, ella de alguna forma te hace sentir feliz, me hizo sentir que valia algo y que a alguien le importaba lo que decía aunque a pesar de los nervios que tenia seguro hable puras estupideces jaja me preguntaba que si me queria sentar mientras ella preparaba todo, que si estaba bien, que donde estaban mis amigos, se preopupaba por mí, SI SI se muy bien que no es porque le guste se que Monica es así con todo el mundo pero nunca lo había sentido en persona, logré congelar este recuerdo en una foto que ella con todo el amor del mundo se tomó, me dejó tomarle la cintura, tomaron la foto, le agradecí y la dejé seguir en su trabajo... Al final del evento ella se despidió de mi a la distancia, moviendo su pequeña mano con entusiasmo, diciendo "Bye rarito" con cariño. Es el texto más SIMP que haya escrito en mi vida, solo tengo 16 años y aquí nadie me conoce pero AMO a Monica y le agradezco mucho por tratarme con humildad y sinceridad.

PD: te dije que haría una FanPage tuya y no me creíste! jajaja bueno, aqui esta

Oh por dios! Que es esta carta haha oww que lindo de tu parte!! No tenías que hacerlo (En serio no tenias que hacerlo, mira donde tengo los pantalones, estoy super mal vestida!!!) hahaha Y no hice nada, solo hable con alquien que me saludó y te traté bien 😅 Amm y en cuanto a la fanpage espero que no te pongas triste si nadie te sigue hahahaha 🤣🤣 Gracias por este lindo ask, pero repito, no hice nada especial me gusta tratar bien a las personas. 💜

English: The weekend I met Monica, it was a normal day at school…. We had a musical event and everything was being prepared in the courtyard, I knew that a university was coming to make a presentation and cover all the logistics but I never imagined running into her, there she was, setting up the stage, taking pictures, doing her thing, thinking that no one would recognize her, but there I was, not knowing whether to talk to her or not, telling her that I know her from her Tumblr or Twitter would be very uncomfortable for me and for her, I guess. I got up the courage and greeted her, it wasn't awkward at all, she even though she was busy always paid attention to me, although surprised and somewhat embarrassed that someone would recognize her and especially a loser like me haha she always treated me well, she stopped what she was doing to look me in the eyes and pay attention to me, I admit I couldn't hold her gaze for more than two seconds, she somehow makes you feel happy, she made me feel that I was worth something and that someone cared about what I said even though I was so nervous I was sure I was talking stupid shit haha she asked me if I wanted to sit down while she prepared everything, if I was ok, where were my friends, she worried about me, YES YES I know very well that it is not because she likes me, I know Monica is like that with everyone but I had never felt it in person, I managed to freeze this memory in a photo that she with all the love in the world took, she let me take her waist, they took the picture, I thanked her and let her continue in her work …. At the end of the event she said goodbye to me from a distance, waving her little hand enthusiastically, saying “Bye weirdo” with affection. This is the most SIMP text I have ever written in my life, I am only 16 years old and nobody knows me here but I LOVE Monica and I thank her very much for treating me with humility and sincerity.

PS: I told you I would make a FanPage of yours and you didn't believe me! hahaha well, here it is!

Oh my goodness! What is this letter haha oww how nice of you!!!! You didn't have to (Seriously you didn't have to, look where my pants are, I'm super underdressed!!!) hahaha And I didn't do anything, I just talked to someone who said hi and treated you nice 😅 Amm and as for the fanpage I hope you don't get sad if no one follows you hahahaha 🤣🤣 Thanks for this nice ask, but I repeat, I didn't do anything special I like to treat people nice. 💜

[tickly-trashcan]

Fidget {Optimus Prime and Bumblebee}

Bumblebee was a bundle of nerves as he waited for his orders. His leg was bouncing and he twiddled his digits. He stood up and paced around the room, then sat back down and was still for only a few moments before his leg was bouncing again.

“What are you fidgeting for, Bee?” Optimus Prime walked into the room, noticing Bumblebee’s unease.

He tried to still his leg, but he could not stop wringing his hands. “What are my orders?”

“Ah, I see…” Optimus hummed. He took a seat next to Bumblebee and put a hand on his shoulder. “Bee, I told you that you could take some time to relax before we head out again. I didn’t mean to make you anxious, I thought you would decompress a bit before I gave you more.”

Bumblebee shrugged. “I can’t help it -bzzt!- I don’t know why,” He buzzed between voices, playing clips to communicate with Optimus. Optimus leaned forward so that Bumblebee could see him and offered up a smile.

“Is there anything I can do to help you relax? Or at least take your mind off of it?”

“Oh, I know! -bzzt!- We need a distraction!” Bumblebee chirped. His hands had begun to settle, but in exchange, his leg was bouncing again.

Optimus chuckled and patted Bumblebee’s shoulder lightly. “What would be a good distraction for you, Bee?”

“A spoonful of sugar -bzzt!- or -bzzt!- hug me! No more -bzzt!- bad feelings…” He said, and his fidgeting came back full-force. He had a hard time asking for things sometimes, and he looked up to Optimus, which made it even more difficult.

“Well, I can definitely help with one of those,” He said with a smile. He opened his arms and Bumblebee hesitated for a moment before giving Optimus a hug. Optimus patted his back during the hug, noticing Bumblebee’s fidgeting subside. “Feeling better, kiddo?”

“Yes, indeed! -bzzt!- Thank you,” Bumblebee whirred.

Optimus patted his shoulder once he let go. “Now you just take some time and relax, okay?”

Bumblebee nodded and Optimus stood. As he walked away, however, Bumblebee began to fidget again. He turned back around and crossed his arms. “I guess you can’t help yourself, huh, Bee?”

“I’m sorry,” He said, looking down at the floor.

Optimus shook his head, walking back over to Bumblebee to make sure he was sufficiently calm before he left. “Don’t apologize, Bee.” He sat down next to him and shrugged. “We’ll just have to come up with another way to distract you. I have an idea, can I try it?”

“Try your hardest -bzzt!- but you’ll never break me!” Bumblebee said in a confident voice, but Optimus could tell he was exasperated. Anxiety was something he experienced as well, so he knew Bumblebee would have trouble with truly relaxing. Luckily, Optimus had an ace up his metal sleeve.

“Try my hardest, huh? You got it, Bee,” Optimus said, a slight tease to his tone. Bumblebee cocked his head to the side, still not sure exactly what Optimus was planning.

Optimus reached out and poked at his chassis, making Bumblebee flinch. He looked at Optimus with a nervous grin, but he made no other move to stop him. Optimus smiled and began to scribble his digits up and down the sides of Bumblebee’s chassis, making him chirp and whirr before breaking into laughter.

“Hehehe! -bzzt!- I didn’t expect it to tickle! -bzzt!- Hahahaha!!”

“Oh, you didn’t? Guess it was a surprise then, huh?”

“I love surprises! -bzzt!- Hehehe!” Bumblebee kicked his pedes, curling up on the bench as Optimus followed him with his tickly digits. He climbed up Bumblebee’s chassis and found the grooves beneath his arms, making him squeak loudly. “Not there! -bzzt!- Hahaha!!”

Optimus laughed softly along with Bumblebee, who jumped between different clips and laughed as he squirmed. After a little while, Optimus let up, giving Bumblebee a chance to stabilize from the tickles.

“How are you feeling now?”

“I’m on top of the world! -bzzt!- I feel much better, thank you!” Bumblebee said happily, and this time Optimus could tell he meant it. He pat Bumblebee’s head and stood again, walking off as Bumblebee continued to chirp and buzz.

Optimus lingered in the doorway for a few moments, but after he heard no more restless fidgeting, he smiled to himself and went off.

[mooechi]

I HAVE RETURNEDDDD 😍🥰🥰😘😘🫂🫂💞💞

first and foremost, have some riri doodles!

I've been gone for a while. however, I've actually been active at my other blog! ( @lonesomelad )

basically, that acc is primarily just for my antics and that alone. it's kinda like my free place where I share my thoughts and reblog alot! treating it like a certain social media, yes.

you can add me there too. I'd love to have a free chat with y'all!

now, I've been busy lately not only just coping with my studies- additionally, I've been working on a project. no, not a school one. rather, an animation!

here's two previews both in gif and MP4 format..

I felt like dying after realising it took a day trying to figure out how and where I should make the hair blow in a way that'd make sense. moreso when I realized I had to color-

in all honesty, this is like..my third time trying this. please don't ask about the first two, it's horrid.

back to what I was as saying- I've only really finished just one frame, literally.

did it stray so far away from the ds artstyle? hahahaha....it def did.

it truly hits hard when u actually do an an animation urself. the dread u get after being smacked in the face with an "you can't copy paste the colours to each frame because it each flows DIFFERENTLY." 😭

serious props to all the animators out there, y'all are a diff breed.

I..don't really have anything else to say, lol

must be bc i just recovered from a surprisingly quick fever today? yeaaa, most likely

anyhow, I'll try to frequently post again when I have free time.

in the meantime, I'll be trying to catch up with what I've missed. I feel very bad for all the notifs I didn't answer yet..I sincerely apologize.

that's all for now, thank you!

yes, I made all this.

guess the references used...FBJE OFC‼️‼️😍

please refrain from stealing, thank you!