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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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When Superbaby does it, he's an adorable little orphan alien, but when I, Lex Luthor—

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Sorry, what can Bruce Wayne do with his tongue?

So glad you asked me that question nonny!! Because I have a panel on hand for you

This is obviously the Batman Who Laughs, but he's very strongly implying that picking locks with his tongue is a skill every Batman has.

Fun fact this is technically something that's fully possible, it would just take an unholy amount of tongue strengthening and stretching exercises.

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one tragic thing about clex is how hard it is to contrive a "there was only one bed" scenario between lex being stupidly rich and clark having superpowers.

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I do love a good dance with yourself. evil clone? alternate reality version? past version? future version? metaphorical representation of the true self? they should all do a homoerotic little waltz

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not talking about being under a red sun or anything else that could nerf his powers. i want to know if anyone thinks he has the control to not snap her dick off

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if batman is a gateway drug, what does it/he lead to? comics that are more niche? detailed analysis of characters that exist in multiple types of media and are written by many different people? socialism? please enlighten us

it leads to giving a shit about DC comics, the worst thing that can happen to a person

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Guy Gardner, being played by Nathan Fillion (!), BTW. You're welcome.

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Nick as lex luthor in james gunn's SUPERMAN.

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'Local Alien Has Several Difficult Days, But Also a Doggie'

Superman - Teaser Trailer

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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

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Bruce Wayne & Clark Kent - BATMAN : GOTHAM KNIGHTS #20

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he's blighted. he's evil. he's 8 feet tall and made from magical blue goo. he's a manifestation of tyranny. he has big droopy elf ears and pretty golden eyes. he thinks his dragon shrunk in the wash. he has killed, by my count, 66 titans. he doesn't feel stress. he doesn't ask questions. he's the first elf guy ever made. he breaks out from the cringe jail he slept in for several thousands of years and immediately becomes obsessed with and down bad for the idiot loser that accidentally freed him. he puts his scribe in a blight cyst in italy. he has erased entire emotions from existence. he uses a glamour to look pretty. he transed his archdemon's gender. he loves and supports his tentacle monster sister and her horrors. he attempts to cheer her up by suggesting she give his dragon extra mouths. he goes batshit insane after she dies and rains fire on an island so hard it turns to glass. he is, canonically, packing. he may or may not be wearing a wig. creative director john epler can't stop talking about how vain he is. his gaze softened when he looked at rook. he wants them so bad even ghilan'nain calls him out on it. he forgot how to speak in the hallelujah cadence. he cucked solas. he sucks.

the man of all time. to me

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i would like to thank modders and god for letting me put this disaster man in situations

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Bruce, watching from a distance: "I've never been hornier >:( "