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This two could ruin me and i wouldn't even be mad at it.

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First Kiss

Merry Christmas everybody!

Masterpost

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I wanted to do a Bayverse screencap redraw with my Bayverse/Rise fusion turtles

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Masterlist

See those three beautiful men above? Those are my blorbos and they own my soul, and rule my life! 😍

First of all, I'd like to start by apologizing to those who followed me initially for my initial TMNT obsession hyperfixation, because I've since become a multi-fandom mess. 😅

Minors Do Not Interact!

I draw fanart and write fanfiction. There's not much here just yet as I've been posting sporadically for years, but I would like to eventually get it all organized together here. I will separate fandoms for convenience. I've only got Stranger Things Eddie Munson fanfics at the moment as my other fanfics and fanart are still in my WIP drafts until I have time to work on them further. All blorbo banners made by me in Photoshop.

Find me on AO3 here.

Stranger Things Eddie Munson FanFictions

The Stray Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Read on AO3

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@turtlecleric

always gonna have a soft spot for foot clan/traitor casey aus

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i'm not even sorry about this

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the situation is still out of control

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Do YOU have any ocs or personas ??? Totally no thought behind this

i have Many ocs, which i put into the novels i write so i dont imagine they’ll show up here unless i cross contaminate those two pen names.

as for sonas, i Do have one!! gb came up with the design after i described the vibes, so of course it’s the Cutest thing everrrrr

WITCHY SPACE CAT

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The way you draw Donnie’s thighs make me fucking feral!!

i wish i could say it's intentional anon but truthfully he is just built like that and won't stop gloating about it all over my canvases constantly

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Ninja sword guy 💙🐢

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I live for ur art. I'm bouncing off the walls. Thank u for feeding this fandom so well. Good lord

for you. a tuppence.

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Keep taking care and thank you for stopping by!!

thank YOU for your well wishes!! 🫵 i hope you have an excellent day anon. take a tuppence as well.

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Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.

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wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet

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Why yes I would like to rot where I lay thank you very much

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pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u