#thanks for letting me do this y’all

[traumawhomst]

So Vampires, I won’t lie I love a platonic yandere vampire sire so much.

(1,250 words)

He sees you at your minimum wage job and at first just brushes you off as just another boring human. Then he notices the colors on your bracelet, school colors for a very expensive and exclusive school, a few (human) businesses partners he knew sent their children to that school and none of them worked for minimum wage on their free time. Between the bracelet, the callouses on your hands, and the way your eyes seemed dark and sunken, he knew everything. He left without much thought, telling himself that he didn’t care about some random human and their poor tragic life.

He told himself it was just curiosity when he looked up the current class list, (you can find anything with enough time and money) and found your name. Even in just the school photos you stuck out like a sore thumb, a wildflower in an otherwise perfectly manicured garden. A little further digging revealed you were an amazing student, even if your grades weren’t always perfect. You clearly had talent and a strong work ethic.

It’s just curiosity that makes him dig further, finding your admissions essay, in his office, finding himself smiling at some points, quietly charmed by your choice of words and styling of your essay. It had been a risk that had clearly paid off. He liked those willing to take risks, reminded him of himself when he was younger.

He might as well look further, finding your freelance writing which he poured over in chronological order a growing sense of pride in your progress over the years. Finding your work made him stumble upon your personal life.

Family, but not close, which seemed to be the theme for everyone in it. Did they know about your accomplishments? Did they even care?

He’s not very surprised when he follows you home and sees you living in a studio in an apartment with paper walls, living on a diet of instant noodles and whatever soda was cheapest for that week. How could you study living like this? You seemed to only ever work or study, taking every shift you could just to make enough to afford something a little filling than instant noodles. Surely you’re not at your best, he can’t help but wonder what you could produce given proper resources.

His colleagues laugh when he defends it all as just curiosity, and he decides to approach you in person to finally get over this little, inquiry to rest.

But you look so tired when you smile at him, you’re trying so hard to maintain the smile and he’s wondering when the last time you smiled and he realizes then, as he nods along to your explanation about whatever item he picked up, that he hadn’t seen you smile once in a week of watching you.

He could smell your blood and did his best to hide the scrunching of his nose. Wildly anemic and deficient in every vitamin and mineral that a human needed to stay upright. It set him on edge, wondering about the strain on your body it must have. Humans were so fragile already, how long could you live like this?

The thought of you dying sent a bolt of panic through him. You were young, talented, and hardworking you deserved time to flourish and grow.

It would take a few months for all the necessary paperwork to be complete and in that time he slowly builds a sort of friendship with you.

On your end an older man, (whose eye color you could never remember) started to come in at least once a week. He was sweet in a way you hadn’t expected, happy to talk about any book he or you had brought. That’s when you really noticed him, when he came in holding your favorite book. He hadn’t read it yet, and was happy to hear your small preview and talk about the major themes in it. He always managed to come in when it was slow and for some reason no one ever approached you when you two talked.

He’d said he owned a bookstore, (more than one you imagined from the amount of first editions he causally walked around with) but was visiting here for business. He told you that when you refused to take one of his very expensive first edition he tried to give you. He only relented when you explained that your apartment was rather damp and you knew that it would only degrade the book over time. Next week he showed up with the newest edition, and refused to leave with it. Really you’re doing him a favor, he’d love to hear your thoughts on it.

He wasn’t scary either, he always had this air about him that was calming. Something that made you relax and trust him, and in the few months you met him he’d never done anything make you doubt your trust in him.

He’d brought you a book to read with an immortal character in it, and asked what you’d ever take the chance if offered. The thought of being stuck in your life forever or any life really made you sick to your stomach. No you’d rather accept that your life would be finite and told him you thought life would be meaningless if you were immortal.

And for the first time, something new quickly twitch across his face. Anger? Disappointment? After months of friendly banter and discussion it was almost a slap in the face of the reality of it all. You didn’t know him, or his motives. The look only lasts a moment, before shifting to his pleasant neutral again, but you still saw it. You pretended for the rest of the conversation until he leaves. You request to a new work schedule when you finished for the day.

He on the other hand was practically spinning about it. He should have been ready for this short of answer, but he wasn’t. He’d had the conversation played a million times in his head, and you always agreed on it being a gift. He rationalized that you simply couldn’t understand it, given time you could be persuaded to see differently.

He showed up, ready to talk with you only to find out (through a heavy layer of compulsion) that you’d changed your hours to avoid Him. Time to move forward with the plan it seemed.

He found you one late night as you walked to your apartment and something about him made the hairs on the back of your neck stand-up.

He offered to walk you home, and you finally put your foot down and told him to leave you alone, as politely as you could muster. But you couldn’t seem to actually speak any of the words. What were you trying to say again?

He happily chatters on about how excited he is to show you your home, one arm around you steering you to some place you didn’t recognize. But every time you tried to say something you’d forget a little more of what was going on.

He didn’t really want it to do it this way, he told himself as he guides you in the deep state of compulsion you’re in. He wanted to win you over with the idea, to gladly accept his offer, to see it as the gift it was. But he could also admit to himself watching you try and fight the compulsion and fail, it was adorable to see the stubbornness that you had, it’d serve you well in your new life.

[polarexplorerspoll]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ADA BLACKJACK, WINNER OF THE POLAR EXPLORERS SHOWDOWN!

i’m not going to lie and say crozier put up a good fight because he got absolutely dunked on. but thank you all for such a fun bracket!

[lyranova]

[ravenxbones]

next up in my revamped kj designs: jet star!! 💫

she is so important to me… the space puppy tattoo is partially because of @eggbagelz’ headcanon which i saw and thought “oh definitely jet would LOVE laika” and the design is (with permission) one of my lovely friend @andpierres’ tattoo flash designs and tattoo tickets are available on his kofi if YOU would like to have a space puppy tattoo on your own skin! :)

as with the last two posts, untextured version under the cut for cleaner details and accurate colors!

[daily-keyboardsmasher]

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[enha-stars]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????

[boxwinebaddie]

it’s the way a lot of my ask memes could be done a lot sooner but i keep accidentally starting beyond beef with people who i presume are going to try and grief me,

( aka uncle nina in her angry girl jerseykyle scare-ra )

[munamania]

wow thank you kushblazer666 for your infinitely profound and interesting wisdom i’ve never heard this before 🙏 i’m glad u can be the voice to bravely speak up rn tho

[stardustvanfleet]

accidentally stayed up waaaaay too damn late thanks to this twindown i’m having…… oops 🥰 goodnight gresties i love y’all so much !!! ❤️

[seconds-over-first]

mmmmm sorry I haven’t been as active

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[dreamsofnxtseason]

Just a PSA

I appreciate y’all pointing out when photos I’ve posted are AI generated 🙏

I’m not a fan of them, but I haven’t fine tuned my eyes to notice every possible discrepancy of not real life/AI generated pictures.

[served-over-dice]

A couple months shy of one year after buying BG3 and I have finally finished one whole game. The illithid Tav ending now has me like…

~~I'm fine. I'm mildly distressed. I can live with this. This will haunt me until the end of my days. It's just a game. It was 200+ hours of my life. Its the consequences of my actions. It's unfair. It was the best outcome for all my companions. It sucks Tav got singled out. A sacrifice had to be made, that's the reality. Reality is bullshit. I'm not that mad. I am PEEVED. I can put this save file and character to rest. I WILL MOD THE GAME TO HELL AND BACK TO DO IT ALL AGAIN YOU CAN’T STOP ME LARIAN.~~ [Repeat ad nauseum while trying to complete, normal daily tasks 🙃]

[Disclaimer: Some of this probably looks like criticism or that I didn’t enjoy the game or I’m so mad I hate it… That’s not the case. I thoroughly enjoyed playing this ABSOLUTE UNIT of a game. I had a blast. Even Act 3 in all of it’s chaotic messes. Nothing quite as satisfying than seeing the Gather Your Allies quest fill with entries and then seeing everone at the Watch Tower. 🥹

Is it a gut-punch to get to the end though and be left with two terrible choices, either become illithid and lose character/relationships or let Orpheus take the fall and screw up Lae’zel’s story? Yes. It was. It was sobering in a way I was wasn’t expecting and it hasn’t left my mind since. Kind of, unsatisfying, in a way…

But that means I get to do it all over again at some point, and, this time, there. Will. Be. MODS. 🔧😈

[daydadahlias]

don’t mind me just thinking abt Ashton with his little tourist camera

[purplepomegranate08]

One day someone shows up at your home and just stays there

Like it was kind of random but they’re supportive, nice and genuine.

This is me and the house is a fandom. Most fandoms I’m in I stumbled across accidentally on tumblr ,decided I liked them and stayed.

I’m not really that talented so everyone else in the house is drawing or writing and I’m just sat there giving awkward encouragement and occasionally presenting memes or text posts and reblogs

I’m like an extremely persistent raccoon who kept showing up so I got a chair in the corner and I bring chocolate sometimes

[thedeadthree]

🥀! the oc page is here !

[crossbackpoke-check]

V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!

of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)

annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist

happy listening!!!