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boxwinebaddie · 3 months ago

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it’s the way a lot of my ask memes could be done a lot sooner but i keep accidentally starting beyond beef with people who i presume are going to try and grief me,

( aka uncle nina in her angry girl jerseykyle scare-ra )

#nina speaks #this is so unserious but i am oddly passionate abt ravenstan being tall; i could write essays abt my willowy king ( and i did )#WHICH YES HE IS I DONT WANNA HEAR IT lalALAlAlAAA #THE DOCS GIVE HIM A 1.5 INCH BOOST N HE IS SO NICE LIKE THEY MAKE HIM A LIL TALLER THAN CLYDE AND HE /SLOUCHES/ FOR HIM #TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER LIKE DO U KNOW HOW TALL JERSEY WAS BEFORE THE GROWTH SPURT???? HMM?????#IT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU #RS HOWEVER HAS ALWAYS BEEN TALL #LIKE DO U KNOW HOW TALL I WOULD BE AS A TRANSMAN #FIVE ONE #DO U KNOW HOW TALL SHARON AND SHELLEY WERE #LIKE FIVE TWO AND THREE #AND RANDY IS FIVE TEN #BUT BAEVEN IS STILL HALF AN INCH TALLER THAN HIM #GET FUCKED RANCID LIKE NOT ONLY IS /MY/ SON TALLER THAN U HE IS ALSO HOTTER THAN U AND WOULD HAVE BEEN IN BOTH GENDERS #GET STEPPED ON BITCH ITS ALWAYS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY #UNDER RAVENSTANS BLOOD MOON RED DOC MARTENS #( thank u to rs abuelito for being Very Tall )#¡eSCAAALEERAAA!#this rant is sponsored by the post i keep not finishing #abt rs being a casual small town supermodel #at eleven in southpark and bein the talk of the town #no matter how ugly or slouchy and messy he dresses #like will y’all leave my beautiful leggy son alone #like goddamn i know he is actually an angel #and heartstoppingly gobsmackingly Beautiful #BUT HES A PACIFIST HE JUST WANTS SOME DAMN PEACE #LET HIM LIVE HE HAS DIED FOR UR SINS ENOUGH #let my boy be pretty in peace and DAMN QUIET #but no he is tall u have to fight me i am not a pacifist i'll pull hair and he is very humble abt his height UNLIKE JK #jers is so unhumble about being tall he is so annoying about it he will wave things over ur head n go...Oh? Can't Reach? Pity. :)

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