#thanks dad!

[thechainsawtango]

MY DAD HAS NEVER WATCHED SAW (my favorite movie ever)

AND HE CALLS ME INTO HIS ROOM ALL LIKE “hey! I’m going over my old discs, and I found this trailer I think you’d wanna see!” it’s the trailer for Saw!

Okay, cool! I turn to leave, and he asks “don’t you wanna see what movie this is?” And I thought, I have nothing better to do, why not?

He turns on the movie, and I INSTANTLY know what movie this is. I turn to my dad and say, “Dad, this IS Saw.”

He checked out the disc a little more, we took it out, it was blank. I think it was possibly a copy that someone gave to him, trying to get him to watch it, but he never did. (He refuses to watch the Saw movies).

We go through the files, it’s Saw with BONUS features!

Anyways! He gave me the disc, and I have my own copy of Saw now!

This is the coolest thing ever!

[birdsribcage]

Just showed my dad a drawing of an oc I'm making and am really proud of and the only thing he could say was point out all mistakes :)

[vroomian]

Hm. I don’t attempt to write anything smart or deep or original because I fear that I am actually just fucking stupid and painfully derivative, and therefore incapable.

[shatterthefragments]

“Stupid” -爸爸

[eroticlizardfiction]

I take my driver's test today wish me luck!!

[meerealsssss]

apollo brings a bunch of gay kids to a pride parade

[tgirlwithreverb]

Shout out to Robert from the French quarter for ordering a cookie delivery and leaving it on his porch, the cookies and cream were mid, probably don't get those again, the regular ones are great though, appreciate you. Also the kid who left me half a pint of milk in the gutter, clutch as fuck.

[orrsoared]

I just saw that meme where it’s like “I grew up listening to rock, I grew up listening to country, well I grew up listening to…” and it’s a fucking audio clip from Felger and Mazz. So real 💀

[jcsontodd]

Thinking abt how when mamaw asked where i was staying in the cabin this week, dad flippantly (and apparently seriously) said 'oh he can sleep in the kitchen on the floor'

[ferocioustrout]

sometimes I’m like wowwww I’m doing better. this is only because I have to be

[stealingpotatoes]

I Always love thinking of the AUs where Anakin/Vader raises the twins, partially because of his immaculate dad T-shirts, and also I just love thinking of how he’d react to either of the twins dating a literal criminal (yk ignoring Anakin’s own numerous war crimes) cause I’m sorry Han but you don’t stand a chance

maybe someone should stop ignoring his crimes actually

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[dontputupyourborderline]

I wish i was normal enough to have relationships, i miss kissing and fucking and everything else (but mainly those two things)

[faithylilac]

I would die for Skizz

[werewolfcafe]

boss man at work yelled at me for giving him a heart attack bc i parked my car with my tires curved and apparently that's bad for your axels

[grey-viridian]

Little good things in big bad times

[lilacgaby]

title: mini-you

pairings: husband!katsuki x wife!reader

your daughter was the spitting image of katsuki, you'd known it the second the ultra sound was displayed on the screen.

the minute your daughter was born and you gave her a once over, you knew she'd be her fathers daughter.

she came out the womb with his hair color, his eye color, his nose, and even his eyebrows, she was a mini katsuki for sure.

katsuki though believed otherwise. he saw beauty in the parts of her that resembled you.

her hair texture, her ears, her mouth, and her smile. he knew she looked like a carbon copy of him, he wasn't dense. but his favorite parts of his daughter were the ones that he'd see in you.

she grew up to be like him in more ways than one. for example, she clung to you like a koala. from when she turned one, the word 'mama' was the most recurring word in her vocabulary. she'd fuss when she was laying in your chest and katsuki would come to your side.

he must've inherited his competitive nature too, you thought. and you were right, the second she could she began racing katsuki to your side, crawling, walking, or whining to get her way.

as you held katsuki and katsuki 2.0 at your sides, the two glaring at eachother, only your daughter wasn't joking, you thought about if your next kid would look like you.

you were so deep in thought you didn't notice that katsuki had picked your daughter up from her spot next to you with a sneaky look on his face.

oh well, you had a lot to deal with already, you thought as you eyed your daughter squealing as katsuki threw her around in the air.

a lot to deal with.