#thanks again for tagging me roz!

[rocketeer]

yippeeee I was tagged by @psygull to do the classic ‘post ten songs from shuffle and then tag ten people’ game — I’ve never been tagged in a tag game before so this was fun and I was happy to participate!

1. made up in blue • the bats

2. texas drums pt. I • pottery

3. save it for later • the english beat

4. superball • helium

5. you make no sense • esg

6. sugar on my tongue • talking heads

7. nitroglycerine • the gories

8. jimmy smith • the infinites

9. demolition man • grace jones

10. crazy • pylon

yayyyyy music — I straight up don’t even have ten mutuals to tag, so: @downtilts @nastywizard @wokeuplaughing @talkingheadsfan @keitruckfreak I’ll tag you guys but if you don’t want to / aren’t into tag games then no pressure at all!

[myveryownfanfiction]

Chapter 38

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @stark-ironman, @plush4bunny

warnings: swearing, pregnancy, possible secret child, spoilers for season 3 episode 1

AN: we’re back baby! Welcome to night court season three! And the return of our favorite lawyer.

after rozs reception, Dan had taken me home. Laying in bed, Dan propped his chin on my pelvis and stared at my stomach.

“still can’t believe it.” He breathed out, kissing my stomach. “I’m gonna be a dad.” Shaking his head, he climbed up bed and hovered over me. I reached up to cup his cheek as he stared down at me. “Thank you.” I laughed and rubbed his cheek with my thumb.

“For what?” I asked, smiling at him. “Having your baby?”

“not just that.” He turned his head and kissed my palm. “Taking a chance on me. Loving me. Standing by me. Everything. From day one. You’ve been there.” I pulled him down into a kiss.

“I love you.” I whispered. Dan smiled against my lips before kissing me again.

“I love you too.” He laid down next to me as we drifted off to sleep. The next day, we headed back into work.

“Olivia got a job offer at a big law firm. Apparently talking to that lady at rozs wedding payed off.” Abby said as we walked in. I sat down next to Dan, snuggled up to him under his arm. “I hired a new district attorney. She’s starting tonight.” I nodded as Dan kissed my head. “What about you two? How are you feeling after the wedding?”

“I mean…” I shrugged. “I wouldn’t trade our wedding for the world. But I think now people expect us to do it properly. After the proposal.” Dan nodded.

“I guess we have to start planning it soon.” He said, looking at me. “Maybe we should do it before you start to show?” Dan furrowed his eyebrows at me. I shrugged.

“I mean legally we’re already married. If anything this is technically a vow renewal.” I looked up at him. “We could do it whenever we’re ready.”

“whenever we’re ready.” Dan agreed. “And of course you’ll preform the ceremony again.” He looked over at the judge. Abby nodded, looking jittery.

“of course.” She confirmed. “Well we better get to court. New attorney should be here already.” Dan stood up with a sigh, helping me up before heading to the court room.

“something’s up with her.” I whispered to him. Dan nodded.

“she won’t tell us though.” He said. I nodded in agreement. “Oh shit.” Dan stopped where he was and went white.

“what?” I asked, turning to look at the person who had just entered the courtroom. “Shit. Julianne.” I breathed. Dan turned around and headed to Abby.

“I need your hr boyfriend.” He seethed. Abby refused to look at him as she fidgeted.

“I really don’t think we need…” she started.

“Yes we do. I have an hr emergency.” Dan said. He stared Abby down and she nodded.

“I’ll go get him.” She said before heading off to make the call.

“I’m out of here until he shows up. And you are too.” Dan grabbed my hand and led me down to his office. “That woman is going to kill me.” He muttered as he contemplated pushing the couch in front of the door.

“Dan she doesn’t know where your office is.” I sighed as I sat behind his desk. “You’re fine.” There was a knock on the door and Dan let out a high pitched scream. “Or not?” I got up and opened the door as Dan flattened himself against the wall. I looked behind the door at Dan and rolled my eyes. “It’s Jake Dan. Want to change your pants before the meeting?” Dan sighed in relief before coming out from behind the door. We followed Jake back down to Abby’s chambers, Dan explaining why he called Jake.

“I mean it sort of is a problem.” Jake muttered. “It’s not the kind of relationship I like to file for but I can still do it.” Jake turned to look over at me. “Which congratulations by the way. Abby told me you were expecting. Paperwork is all filed for leave for both of you and if you need anything else let me know.” I nodded as I squeezed his arm.

“thanks Jake.” I said, passing him as I went to sit down on the couch. I started going through the case files for the night, tuning out the argument taking place.

“alright. Fine. My dad wrestled alligators. Your dad was a judge. And (Y/N)’s dad works in construction. Now we’re all caught up on dads.” Dan seethed. I looked up and raised an eyebrow. “Can we please get back to the matter at hand? My life is on the line and you want to make jokes.”

“look there weren’t many judges that signed up for the second chance incentive. But judge stone signed up for it forty times.” Julianne said. I nodded.

“sounds like Abby.” I muttered. Jake nodded with a smile and Dan gave me a look.

“you signed up for something and kept it from me?!” Dan looked at her, clearly appalled. I giggled, realizing now how much they acted like father and daughter.

“Well I…” Abby stuttered. “You know me…” Dan sighed and nodded.

“yeah i do.” He muttered. “So there’s nothing we can do about this?” Jake shook his head.

“not really. I mean not unless she tries to kill you again.” Dan sighed and got up.

“great. Just great.” He shook his head and headed to the cafeteria. “She’s gonna win them over one by one I swear.” I wrapped my arms around him and smiled.

“not me.” I said. Dan gave me a small smile.

“no. I doubt she would.” He agreed. Kissing me softly, Dan pulled me tight against him. “Come on. Time to go back to work.” Heading back into court, Abby continued to act weird. Flobert kept coming and going, distracting me. “What?”

“I don’t know. Something’s going on.” I muttered.

“aside from Julianne?” He asked. I nodded. “Whatever it is, don’t want to be a part of it.” Dan shrugged.

“oh. By the way, the file you wanted is here.” I handed him the file he requested from records. “But I don’t think you’re going to like what you see.” Dan pulled out the papers and started reading between cases. He looked over at Julianne.

“you weren’t lying. Wow.” He said, looking between her and the paper. “So you’re really not here to…” he handed me her credentials.

“wow. Yale pre law. Criminal lawyer. Then criminal. But I mean. That’s impressive.” I said, looking up at the two. Julianne smiled as she nodded.

“I’m just crazy. Well that explains earlier why I thought I heard a trash can screaming.” Dan chuckled and shook his head.

“no you did.” Julianne said. I furrowed my eyebrows. “It was that guy. Flobert.” She pointed over by Abby.

“wonder what’s going on over there.” I said, moving to stand next to Dan again.

“they’re just trying to find out if he’s the judges boyfriends father.” Julianne said. Dans jaw dropped and my eyes went wide, hand going to my stomach. Abby turned to us, horror on her face.

“you think what?” Dan exclaimed, staring at Abby in a mix of shock and horror.

“would it make you feel better if I said at least my boyfriends not my brother?” She asked. I blinked at her.

“he’s not your what now?” I asked. Abby smiled sheepishly at us. “Abby I think you need to explain. Now.”

[louiesselfshipramblings]

Assorted Selfship Lore!!

Normally, I post the "main" selfship lore in posts of their own with a commissioned work, but since that well is a lil slow atm, I just gonna ramble on some lore nuggets I have for current f/os I have. Nothin in depth, but the general ideas.

Purah, as kinda my secondary main f/o, has a good bit. We actually knew each other before the events of BotW, though our relationship was a lot different back then. I was a doctor who worked under the crown, so we met up quite frequently. We were going strong for a few years, with plans to marry, until the Calamity happened. I was studying cryogenic preservation up in Hebra when it happened, and the ensuing chaos led to myself being frozen in suspended animation for nearly a century! Purah has bigger fish to fry and kinda lost her memory a bit when she went baby mode, so I wouldn't be found til about a year after Link defeated Ganon and search parties began to be sent out, when I was found frozen in the ice. Purah kinda laser focused on me for a good while, staying by me day in and day out til I fully thawed, and of course oversaw my rehabilitation. She felt a bit awful for the whole thing, but I assured her it was not her fault, and she did the best she could. What mattered most was that were were together again ❤️

I actually have a story with Odessa that takes place after her episode of the show. For backing, I was a elastic powered thief who traveled the world stealing what I wanted. I found out about Odessa during my time in New York, and fell for her. She initially just humored my advances, but she soon fell to my villainess charms and returned the feelings. After I broke her out, she became committed to joining me in robbing the world of whatever we wanted. I even helped rehabilitate her public image, so we could be out in public together yet again eheheh >:]

With Perona, I feel we met up during the two-year time skip. Probably one time when she left the island Zoro and Mihawk were at and explored the surrounding area. She found me alone, silently working on clothes of several varieties thanks to my Cloth-Cloth Fruit abilities. We had a rocky meeting, but things went on an upswing when I made her some new outfits. We got talking, bonding over our similar styles, and then one thing led to another, and we ended up dating :] I visited her and the others frequently, though neither Zoro nor Mihawk were the most...welcoming. I did at least supply Zoro with his new garb before he went off to Sabaody, and did tag along with Perona when she made sure he got there. We stick pretty close to one another, mainly cause, ya know, we're that kinda couple, heh 🩷

For Sombra, we met as Talon agents. Similar vibes, though I was more focused on "physical" hacking, so to speak. Started as a bit of a flirty rivalry that turned to actual flirting that turned to actual dating. We never stop being bad, but we do lay low several years down the line cause, wuh-o, she ended up pregnant with my kid! No idea how that happened...👀

D. Va is a similar case! Freelance agent who encountered her on a few missions. Rivalry started cause I called into question her skills, and that rivalry eventually blossomed into a romantic relationship. We're very open about it too, bothers everyone on the team lol.

Roz I'm kinda here and there about. It's def a kinda AU from the main film, with like anthro versions of the animal cast, cause ya know I def want Brightbill and Fink there. Question is do I wanna be anthro? Or just human? Prolly be a raccoon, cause that's my Mobian-sona. Then again, Roz has a history with raccoons, heh. Regardless, I am very much a robot kisser and I love being co-parents with her :]

Sybil is fun cause, I'm casting myself as a similar "dream warrior", known as The Oni. Cowl, Blue Spirit-esque mask, large ogre-like mace. Tanuki-Possum kinda creature. We're both busy people, but when we meet up, we make it count. We haven't committed to anything, but we are life partners, so there's that!

These next three, I think I made a post earlier about em, or at least the general idea. So, with Toy Chica, I'm introduced as like the new addition to the Fazbear cast, specifically as Chica's partner. She's a bit unsure about the whole deal, but when I turn out to be a lovable guy, genuinely kind, and a good cook, we form a genuine bond which slowly grows to be romantic. Might AU this a bit where like, they're still animatronics but doing that is there "job"? I dunno, sorting the deets.

Roxy is similar. Same fictional in-universe character, now reintroduced in the Pizza-plex era as Roxy's race partner for the double go-kart track. We hit it off incredibly well, and kinda just go with dating from the get go. Helps I'm super supportive of her being the best :]

Rambley is, again, much the same. My character was introduced to be his close friend—if Rambley is Mickey, think me as Goofy, but designed to be as Minnie. Our relationship is very close, so close that over time, when it came time to introduce a proper love interest for Rambley, they just decided to use me because people already assumed we were meant to be a couple. And so we became canon :]

Other bits!:

I was with Mariah when she worked with DIO, and helped fished her out after her battle with Joseph and Avdol. We retired after that.

I was probably some misc god or being in Viridi's pantheon when I met Phosphora.

As the Ultimate Butler, I was placed to work alongside Kirumi. Our relationship started as a tense bout of one-ups-man-ship that eventually boiled over to romantic desire.

[omarandjohnny]

SHIPPY SHIP SHIP!

Tagged by @negrowhat <333333333333333333333333333333

1. What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care anymore?

I didn't really have a fixed ship to hang my hat on in those days (aka the before the internet tiemz), but Buffy and Pike (movie BTVS) were the main couple I fixated on back then (still was figuring out why movie Lestat and Louis made me feel funny in my tummy at that time, so Buffy and Pike were the easier option LOL)

2. Which ship would you consider your first one?

Roz and Dan from Night Court; I was 7 and I wanted them married and arguing until the end of time <3

3. Your first fanfic belonged to which couple?

(hops in the wayback machine) Pretty sure I was writing for Greg/Nick (CSI) just a bit before Ennis/Jack (Brokeback). Still so very thankful that those four introduced me to friends I'd still have in my life 20 years later!

4. Do you remember the first couple you saw a fanart over?

I very clearly remember the Spangel fanvids that took more than day to download from our AOL dialup, yes XD

5. Did you ever get into ship discourse?

Attempting to nail jello to a tree would be a far more productive use of my time.

6. Did you used to have any no-otp or have it currently?

Can't say anything comes to mind, really.

7. Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

Had to go through my AO3 history, last time I had a clear enough head to attempt to read anything was early autumn last year (oof) and it was a modern AU of Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang that I don't think I finished because I really can't recall any of it. Ah, well.

8. Currently, do you have any OTPs?

Since I can't engage in fic it's hard for me to keep hold of the newer ships, so my brain tends to fall back on old reliables- Loustat/Loumand being at the top at this very moment because the fandom's waking up again for season 2 in May.

9. Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

Another one that I can't think of anything.

10. Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

Not Really, if I hated them then I'm sure I still hate them now. (keeping your answer here, Eboni, because same)

11. Do you have any ship that, in the past, was considered normal but now you would be cancelled over?

I'd be cancelled over any ship at any time for anything, such is the nature of this goofball puritanical mindset that has taken over fandom socmed. (I know the problem reaches so much further than that, but I'm not clearheaded enough to write a dissertation LOL)

12. What was your favorite crack ship?

Can't say I've ever had one.

13. Who is the couple you read more fanfics of?

20+ years ago I was slowly killing copious amounts of trees and our at-home printer with Spangel fics that I didn't want to lose (have since lost all of the printouts, and the fics are still online in their respective webrings, yikes) So yeah, Spangel would probably still win. Ennis/Jack, and Wangxian would round out the top three, I'm sure.

14. What most of your ships usually have in common?

Bastard-coated bastards, pastel/goth, grumpy/sunshine.

15. What do you absolutely hate in a ship?

Drawing a blank here. Though, I will have a harder time engaging if the source material is mainly written in 1st person POV, which is why I'd be considered a fake Vampire Chronicles fan XD (forever thankful for my friends that actually read the books and school me on what I don't know)

[janeeyrewasfaecoded]

Omg @getbackmountain thank you for sharing these prompts! Getting tagged by cool people feels like such a gift 😌

Last song: The Lovers That Never Were by Paul McCartney

Last book: Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant? by Roz Chast. I also picked up Nevada by Imogen Binnie and I’m really liking it!

Last movie: Saturday Night

Last TV show: Succession

Sweet/spicy/savory: I only eat gray foods :)

Relationship status: Taken!

Last Google search: Seattle public utilities water supply conditions

Current obsession: Paul McCartney and John Lennon

Looking forward to: Helping my friends glaze the pottery they made next week!

I think it would be fun to hear what @lord-pain, @lesbianbeatles, and @unusable have to say about all of this! (Don’t worry at all if you don’t want to respond to the prompts, though!)

Thanks again @getbackmountain for sharing about yourself and helping me do the same!

[little-paper-man]

I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH(platonically and with consent)!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WILD ROBOT FICS. I EXITED THE MOVIE THEATER IN A DAZE AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW I NEEDED MORE. SAW THE MOVIE AGAIN AND IT STILL WASNT ENOUGH I EITHER NEEDED TO SEE IT A THIRD TIME AND RENDER MYSELF BROKE OR SEARCH FOR FANFIC AND YOUR FICS ARE HITTING THE SPOT OMG I JUST LOVE ROZ SO MUCH!!!! ALL YOUR INTROSPECTION AND CHARACTERIZATION I JUST LOVE IT!!!! SO THANK YOU!!!!

P.S.: I feel that fandom thing so hard. I’m usually in old fandoms too where pretty much all the content for it will have already been made so I don’t have to wait so this is a new feeling for me as well to be in a new fandom. It’s kinda torture lol I keep checking the tag for new content I’m just so happy other people are also loving the movie.

Anon you and me are that meme with the muscular arms bro clasping BECAUSE GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD WE BOTH HAD THE SAME DAMN FEELINGS FOR THIS MOVIE! I watched it twice in theaters with 3 potato phone recording watchings in between them (and frankly it might become a fourth because I'm too broke for streaming services and dvd doesn't come out until dec 3rd (￣▽￣)" )

I also keep refreshing the tag so freaking often and I've reread some of the few fics currently up multiple times already and it's nOT ENOUGH hence why i've been writing in a blitz because if I don't I'll implode in real life!

I'm also trying not to act like a skittish cat with all the comments I've gotten buried in on my fics they make me so happy but I'm just not use to it TT0TT

[heartbeetz]

Here’s some old men bc I refuse to get over those tweets about how bill could’ve worn a cropped shirt in the 2020 movie...... how it should’ve been 😔

[thoughtsaboutshows]

OTP Prompt

@kh5160 requested 23 from the first prompt list.

“Take my Jacket.” 

This is a non-witchy AU. 

Sabrina was a little thrown off when Prudence asked her to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.  She wished she could say she was pleasantly surprised, but the way that Prudence shoved over the sequined box with the champagne and calligraphy note with a grimace led Sabrina to believe the bride didn’t want her in the wedding at all.  But as the closest thing to a sister that Ambrose had, it meant a lot to the groom to have her standing up on that day.  Sabrina had begrudgingly accepted Prudence Night into their family when she’d started dating Ambrose, so Prudence could do the same by letting Sabrina into her bridesmaid fold. 

The group consisted of her sisters, Dorcas, Agatha and Leticia, and Roz.  That was to no one’s surprise as the two of them had gotten closer in college in their occult studies classes.  Ambrose’s party involved a rag-tag group of guys from Oxford including the dark and elusive Nicholas Scratch.

Sabrina had never met said friend before, though she’d heard the tales spun of him.  He sounded like an enigma, all folklore and mystery, and she wasn’t certain the man who had been claimed to be the King of Campus even existed at all.  Dorcas and Agatha however, never ceased to shut up about him, always claiming he was the king of the bedroom as well.  Both begged and prodded Prudence to be the one to walk down the aisle with him, and Prudence had had enough when she and Ambrose finally announced the pairings.  

Sabrina was convinced Prudence had done it to piss Sabrina off, to intentionally get her sisters to turn on her.  But Ambrose had a completely different reason for pairing her with this Nicholas Scratch, the exact opposite of anyone she had ever been with, and anyone she would ever be with too.  

“Cousin, he’s loads of fun and you could use some fun.”  He’d told her at the co-ed bridal shower.  

“I have plenty of fun, Ambrose.”  Sabrina said as she crossed her arms and scrunched her nose at the way her cousin scoffed in return.  

“Not enough.  I’m not saying you should marry the guy, because well you shouldn’t, but he’s the good kind of ruffle in your feathers.” 

“Are you seriously encouraging me to have sex with one of your groomsmen.”  

“Stranger things have happened.” Ambrose shrugged and laughed again at Sabrina’s glaring.  Really, she needed to let loose.

“Isn’t he supposed to be here?  Some groomsman.”

“I think he’s in Santorini.”  Ambrose said as he took a sip of his champagne and became momentarily distracted by his fiancee who was calling him over with her finger.  “Or was it Spain?  Who the Hell knows.  He’ll show up on the wedding day, tolerably sober and all will be well.  Now if you’ll excuse me I am being summoned.”

Sabrina rolled her eyes again, though she couldn’t fight the smile creeping to her lips at her cousin’s happiness.  Never in a million years did she think that her cousin would get married before her, to Prudence no less.  But as her cousin said, stranger things have happened.  The strangest?  Discovering Nicholas Scratch wasn’t so bad.

He certainly made a terrible first impression.  He’d shown up late to the rehearsal, made fun of her headband, and asked her if she was the flower girl instead of a bridesmaid.  He was the kind of handsome that she swore should be displayed in the pages of a magazine and for a moment she thought James Dean himself had been resurrected.  She was also aware that he was the kind of charming and conceited that knew exactly how attractive he was and exactly what to do to make it work in his favor.

And he was fiercely determined not to fall under his spell.  

However his clever and incessant flirting wore her down inch by inch, though she’d never let it show.  He determidly ignored Dorcas and Agatha, and begged Sabrina not to leave his side all night, and the two would joke about the different guests in the room, inserting their own commentary and guessing what conversations were being had.  She noted he stopped stuck to one drink, and when he’d passed on the wine at dinner he returned her eyebrow raise with an explanation that he’s trying to be more responsible.  

It seemed the elusive and bad boy Nicholas Scratch was not so bad at all, and Sabrina thought she may have made a new friend.  A hot friend.  She’d think only to herself.  He was the type to flirt with anyone and she didn’t see herself as special, just his bridesmaid of the week.  

He found her later leaning against the balcony outside.  Nick had been taken with her immediately.  He’d heard from Ambrose about his cousin for years, had even seen pictures.  But no image could ever capture the enrapturing beauty of Sabrina Spellman.  She was like a sunset, completely existing in a world of its own, beauty meant to exist in its own reality.  Her moonbeam curls were a hue he’d never seen before and he couldn’t help but think about kissing her red lips the first time he’d seen them.  The first time they’d been turned down because of a dumb thing he’d said about her headband.  

Things seemed to be turning around for him though in the twenty-four hours they’ve known each other.  He didn’t let her fall while walking down the aisle, she’d turned completely to him at their table and gave him her attention when he talked about his travels, and she’d even let him hold her close on the dance floor.  Even his hand drifted dangerously low in her low-backed dress, to the area of skin not exposed to the elements.  

She looked cold but content as she leaned against the balcony.  It was Fall, but Sabrina Spellman seemed the type to enjoy any season.  Her rosy cheeks and warm smile stealing away any chill in the air.  

“Hey, Spellman.”  He said as he leaned next to her.  

“Hey, Scratch.”  She responded.  

So that was a thing.  She’d never had good nicknames with anyone before.  Not Harvey.  Not fucking Caliban who was twirling his new girlfriend from hell on the dance floor.  It was the two of them, who had somehow gotten an invite, that had her sequestering herself outside for a moment.  She had thought she wanted to be alone, but when Nick showed up she realized that was wrong.  

A chill washed over her with another breeze and Nick noticed immediately.  

“Here, take my jacket.”  He said, shrugging off the rented thing that Nick was glad to get rid of.  She took it but looked at him teasingly.

“Thank you, I didn’t shiver on purpose by the way.” 

“I know.”  Nick smirked back at her.  “You wouldn't have had to to get me to do that.”  He tilted his head to the side.  “Why are you out here anyways?”

“I needed some air.”  She shrugged.  “And I was sick of seeing the ex-boyfriends.”

“What about the current boyfriend?”  Nick asked suggestively.  He knew the answer but he wanted to see how much she would flirt with him.  She’d been tiptoeing into those waters all night. 

“That spot’s still vacant.” Sabrina said with a small smile.

Nick winked at her and held up his bourbon glass for her to clink with her wine one. 

“Cheers to finding the next candidate.” 

“Cheers.”  She answered back, suddenly aware of how close they were standing, how warm Nick’s jacket was, and how it smelled of something that was so new but familiar at the same time she immediately felt at home. 

Another chill ran through the air and not even Nick’s jacket or his fiery gaze could keep her from shivering.  In fact, it was his eyes burrowing into her, begging to know more, that made her shiver in the first place.

“Why don’t we go inside?”  He suggested.

“Why don’t you take me upstairs.”  She blurted out without thinking.  She was feeling bold, and she hadn’t been drinking that much, but something about Nick was intoxicating.  She wanted to drink deeply of it, so she kept her gaze steady and sure on him and raised her eyebrows so he knew she was serious.  

His eyes didn’t break their focus on her as he leaned down and brushed that beautiful hair out of her eyes and kissed those red lips that were so damn inviting.  She melted into it and pulled him closer, anxious all of a sudden to taste more of him.  When they broke apart she repeated her request and he didn’t deny her.  

Two years later at another wedding in the Fall, with Prudence as a bridesmaid and Ambrose as a groomsmen, the newlyweds stole some time away to spend on the balcony and recreated their first kiss over and over.  Ambrose had told Sabrina not to marry Nicholas Scratch, but she was deliriously happy.  And well?

Stranger things have happened.

[sunseteyes]

22 Question Tag! —this is actually a tag by otter @basketofgoldie & jin @kuroolongtea and i just merged the both of them sorry about that. i’m kinda lazy, as you can see.

1. nickname — rozé! but you can also call me roz, gela or angela

2. birthday — july 19th :)

3. zodiac — cancer sun, scorpio moon, taurus rising !

4. height — i measured again and i’m 148cm im so mad

5. location — philippines !

6. occupation — unemployed college student who doesn’t have any source of income

7. hot or cold? — cold !! i love cold coffees, milk, and all that. though it’s different when it’s about physical food.

8. last thing you googled — “demon slayer pillars height” jdjdjdjd

9. song stuck in my head — dreamy night by lilypichu ( @jojosmilktea thanks so much for making me listen to this song i LOVE IT )

10. recommended movie — not a movie but masterchef :)) it’s really nice i sweAR

11. amount of sleep — 5-6 hours

12. lucky number — 10 (ironically)

13. favorite song — plot twist by niki

14. favorite instrument — piano, flute, violin (tho idk how to play violin sadly)

15. aesthetic — ranging from comfy clothes that can either be short shorts, oversized shirts, hoodies, but my style usually comes from my hairstyle

16. favorite author — jenny han !!

17. things you are doing right now — watching bailey sarian, typing and chilling on bed

18. fandoms that have peaked your interest — i’m curious about tower of god, free! (this is ur fault soph) & jujutsu kaisen

19. how has pandemic been treating you — a never-ending cycle that i seemingly can’t wake up from because i’m not even sleeping

20. one fact others don’t know about you — i have a famous bnha imagines in wattpad and i haven’t updated it for years:)

21. what is your favorite dere type — kuudere:)) that is basically my opposite apparently

22. rate your life from 1-10 (worst-10) — i’d say 4. yes, my life is crappy at most, but i’m still grateful that i get to lavish more than others, i admit. it would be ungrateful of me to say that my life is the worst.

tagging: @liliannyah @solstxces @animatedarchives @annbulance @seijohlogy @seijohblues @cherryonigiri @kawaiinishii @lyssors @chickynn @owlywrites @sleepyusami @giyuus-wife @alto-march-of-death @pigassaulty @ushi-please or basically anyone who wants to do this (please don’t be pressured to do this i swear this is just for fun !!)

[ellewritesathing]

Infernal  -  II

Summary: In your sleepy little town of Greendale, nothing ever slept for long. And ever since October, everything felt like it was waking up. Everything except for you, that is. One teensy trip to Hell (and an infuriatingly cute guy) later and suddenly you felt wide awake.

Word-count: 2.5k+

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A/N: thank you guys for all the support for Part 1!! i really appreciate it and i hope you enjoy this one 💕 (also this is my first time making a tag list, could please you let me know if it worked properly?)

Things went back to normal so quickly that your trip to Hell almost felt like a dream that you just couldn’t shake - the only visible sign that it ever happened being the carefully covered bruise on your forearm. That’s just the way life was now; spikes of supernatural intervention and then the lull of Baxter High. But then Sabrina burst into Harvey’s garage again, holding a gigantic book in her arms and calling for a Crisis Fright Club meeting. Another spike.

She explained how one of her new duties was dragging souls to Hell and that she needed your help to get the next guy. Jimmy Platt. Her plan was that once she took Jimmy’s soul, you guys could grab his newly-dead body and she could use it to house Lucifer and free Nick.

“So, it’s like Freaky Friday!” Harvey said. His enthusiasm made you laugh, which you quickly stifled when you noticed that your friends were still on edge about the whole ‘reaping the ice-cream man’s soul’ thing.

“It’s called a soul transference, but kind of,” Sabrina said. 

The four of you agreed to take the Spellman hearse and steal Jimmy’s body while Sabrina took his soul to Hell, but she grabbed your arm before you could follow the others to Harvey’s pickup truck. 

“What’s up, Brina?” you asked, trying to hide the hesitancy in your voice. She seemed unsure for the first time since you’d met her, and you doubted it was because of the body-snatching. “Do you need to talk about being Queen of Hell?” 

“No, it’s not that,” she answered. She bit the inside of her lip for a moment as she chose her next words. “Well, I mean, it kind of is. Do you remember Caliban, the guy from the beach who’s also trying to rule Hell?” 

A face like that was hard to forget, but you didn’t want to tell Sabrina that. 

“Yeah, why?” 

“I want you to stay away from him,” Sabrina said. The words tumbled out of her mouth and she worked quickly to explain what she meant to your arching eyebrows. “Not in like an ‘I forbid you from seeing him’ kinda thing, just be careful if he shows up. I don’t know anything about him except that he’s bad news and clearly has a thing for you.” 

“First of all, I don’t think demons have things for anyone,” you said, overcompensating for the rush you got when she said he was interested in you. “And second, this is the same guy that wants to enslave all of humanity, right? Not really my type.” 

“Yeah, I wasn’t really into the bad boy thing at first either-” Sabrina looked over at Harvey and Roz for a second when she spoke - not long enough to seem significant to anyone who didn’t know her, but long enough for someone like you. “But things change and I just want you to be careful if they do. I don’t want to see you get hurt.” 

“Trust me,” you said, using your other hand to move Sabrina’s off your arm and interlace it with yours. “The only way I’m going to get hurt is if the ice cream man tries to make a break for it.”

She gave you a not entirely convinced smile before the two of you piled into the back with Theo. You picked up the hearse, played musical chairs with the seating chart, and then waited for something to happen after Sabrina left to reap her first soul. 

Rather disappointingly, the only thing that did happen was Sabrina coming back empty-handed and confused. Undisappointingly, Jimmy had kidnapped a little girl in order to extend his contract, and if he died then she rotted away somewhere in Greendale. 

---

The last thing you felt like doing was going to the pep rally after Sabrina accidentally got locked in Jimmy’s murder-freezer and Lucy got returned to her mom, but there was nothing else you could do. They had a plan and you were just backup if it went south. The plan did not include you trying to kick Jimmy's teeth in. 

You didn’t want to third-wheel Theo and Robin or Harvey and Roz, so you picked a spot against the fence where you could still be a part of the pep rally but you had some distance from the over-eager teens. Leaning against the fence, you got lost in your thoughts until a voice woke you up.

“I thought it was tradition for all the pretty girls to dance up there in their little outfits, not for one to be left behind in the shadows.”  

You turned your head to see Caliban waiting for you to respond, so you rolled your eyes and crossed your arms over your chest. He was bad news, even if he was attractive bad news. Like a car crash that you just couldn’t keep your eyes off. Did car crashes usually have such phenomenal bone structure?

“And I thought it was tradition for all the demons to be in Hell, not hitting on unaccompanied minors,” you said, doing your best to seem unrattled. Ignoring the smirk on his face and turning your gaze back to the cheerleaders, you continued, “You do know that Sabrina will kick your ass if she finds you here, right?” 

“I think the Morningstar has other priorities at the moment,” he said. The sand crunched under his feet as he came closer. “But you can try to kick my ass, if you’d like.” 

Casting a glance at him before turning away, you reminded yourself not to get involved. A pretty trainwreck was still a trainwreck, no matter how much you wanted it not to be. The ground shifted again and Caliban was right next to you, lifting his hand slowly to move your hair off your neck. The places where his fingers brushed your skin lit up. 

“You truly have no idea what you are, do you?” He asked it like he was telling you a secret. Despite your attempts to seem unnerved, your jaw clenched. He moved in your peripheral vision and took something out of his pockets. Stepping in front of you, his hands lifted to drape a necklace over your head. “The shell is from the Shores of Sorrow. When you’re ready to find me, just break the shell. Use it wisely, love, because it only works once.”

Choosing to look at his face instead of the necklace, you noticed something in his eyes that made you think at least part of what he said was true. There was something else that made you feel like you didn’t want to find out which part it was. 

Determined not to be unnerved, you put on your best war face and straightened up. “And why should I believe anything you say?” 

“Why should I have any reason to lie to you?” he asked, seeming amused by your standoffishness. 

“Because you want to get the Throne, which means you have to go through Sabrina,” you said, taking the necklace off and wrapping the rope around the seashell as you spoke. The shell was white with specks of faint color creating patterns along the outside. A very pretty trainwreck indeed. You reached for his hand and lay the necklace in his palm. “And you’re trying to go through me to do that.” 

“Do you really think so low of me?” Caliban asked. 

You couldn’t tell if he was genuinely hurt behind that stormy expression of his or just trying to manipulate you. You looked down at your hand, still holding the back of his, and saw your sleeve had rolled up. Pulling away, you tugged your sleeve down to cover the ugly yellow- purple that had been sticking out. Looking back up to say that yes, you did think that low of him, you found Caliban staring at your forearm. 

“You didn’t get that in Hell.” 

He said it so matter of factly that it sent shivers up your spine. 

“How would you know?” 

Harvey called out to you, breaking your staring contest and signaling that it was done. When you looked back, Caliban was gone. The necklace lay in the sand where he had been. Telling yourself it was better if you had it than some unassuming girl, you picked it up and shoved it into your pocket. Then you rushed over to your friends like you hadn’t just consorted with the enemy. The very distracting enemy.

--- 

In an effort to prove that you were right to distrust him, Caliban challenged Sabrina’s right to rule with a challenge to find the Unholy Regalia. The first part was finding the Crown of Herod, so you spent the day at the Academy with Ambrose trying to figure out where it could be. Zelda was hardly enthused about your presence, but Hilda asked what the harm was of letting you poke around under Ambrose’s supervision. Besides, she said, they had bigger problems to worry about than you reading about witches. 

After scrambling to find the location of the crown, Ambrose left to find Sabrina, leaving you alone in the Academy’s library. Figuring this was the only opportunity you’d get, you started looking for books about … something. You didn’t know what Caliban meant when he asked about what you really were, and your dad had told you countless times that Delilah was based on you. If she wasn’t human, that had to mean that you weren’t human either, right? 

Or that your dad was crazy. Either option seemed equally possible, if you were being honest with yourself.

One of the books you pulled was about changelings; fairies or demons that replaced human babies and terrorized their host families. But you knew it wasn’t right. It just didn’t click with you, and you doubted that they’d just dump a fairy with humans without an evil instruction manual or a card with the time and place of Evil Babies Anonymous. If you were a demon or a fairy, you felt like you’d know about it. 

Sighing, you checked your phone. Multiple texts asking where you were, if you were coming to the carnival, and did you need a ride. You sent off a few texts that all essentially said the said thing: you’d meet them there as soon as you could.

You made your way back home and dumped all your school things and research on your chair in the corner of your room. You grabbed a jacket and pulled your hair up into a ponytail before heading out the door so none of your friends put out a missing person’s report on you. 

“Bye, Dad! Don’t wait up!” you called. 

Just before opening the door, you heard your dad say something that you didn’t quite catch. Hand hovering over the doorknob, you had to decide between heading out or see what was responsible for the nagging feeling in your stomach. The nagging won. 

“I thought you were going to the carnival with your friends,” your dad said with an easy smile when you leaned in his doorway. 

“Yeah, I am but I thought you said something,” you said. 

He seemed to be doing better today at least. The good days used to be the norm, the bad days were a foggy nightmare that you woke up from with a stack of your dad’s homemade pancakes, and then you turned sixteen. Now you could count the number of good days on one hand. 

“Oh.” He straightened up in his chair. “I just said to be careful. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and all that. Have fun.” 

“Wait, what did you just say?” you asked, muscles tensing slightly. He couldn’t know about Herod’s crown. 

“To be careful,” your dad blinked. 

“After that.”

“Have fun?” 

“Right,” you said. He’d forgotten what he said. Another lapse in memory, did this still go in the good day pile? “Will do.” 

The Carnival was way more unsettling than you expected. You couldn’t find your friends anywhere, all the sounds were too loud, and the lights got brighter and brighter as the sun set. Your dad’s words ringing in your head didn’t do much to ease the anxiety either. 

You jumped as one of the games rang out next to you and a hand reached out to steady you. You pulled your arm away and caught the hand with your own, twisting it at an angle and waiting for the wrist to snap. 

“Easy,” Caliban warned, leaning into the movement to protect his wrist. “You could hurt someone like that.” 

“That’s kind of the point,” you said, dropping his hand and crossing your arms over your chest again. Even though you acted like it didn’t, this place felt a little bit safer with him next to you.

“Oh, I know,” he said with a devilish smile. He ran a hand through his hair as he stepped closer to you. “I see you kept the necklace.” 

He couldn’t have - you were very careful to hide it under your clothes - but you knew he expected you to check. That would give him an answer as to if you kept it. You didn’t move or say anything, but you did jump when another game celebrated a victory with loud chiming. 

“A little on edge tonight, are we?” 

“Only because there’s this guy that keeps popping up whenever I’m alone,” you said, turning and starting to walk again. “People are telling me to get a restraining order, but I’m not sure it’ll do anything to stop him. I think something more dangerous and less orderly might be what I need.”

“Perhaps I could be of some help,” Caliban said, making it clear that he understood what you were implying but refusing to acknowledge it. “I happen to have an affinity for doing dangerous things.” 

“Oh, I bet you think you do,” you said, stopping and turning back to look at him again. 

A dangerous thing with an affinity for doing dangerous things looked back at you. Maybe it was your anxiety clouding your judgment or maybe it was the way the Ferris wheel lights caught in his eye, but all you wanted in that moment was to forget Sabrina’s warning and kiss him. After all, one dangerous thing never hurt anyone; it was always the harmless things that got people damned. Like apples. And Caliban was hardly an apple. Though if you thought about it hard enough, maybe that meant he was the snake.

Realizing that it had been almost a minute since either of you had said anything and a smile was slowly etching its way across Caliban’s face, you shifted your weight and asked, “Don’t you have places to be, people to torture?” 

“Now that you mention it, I do have somewhere I need to be.” He ducked his head slightly as he spoke and took a step back, readying his hands for whatever spell he was about to cast. Looking back at you with a smile that managed to be both conniving and grim, he added, “Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and all that.” 

“Wait, what did you-” 

But he was already gone, a few burn marks on the ground the only evidence that he’d been there at all.

Taglist:  @peachesandknives  @caliban-is-my-girl  @t-a-i-l-o-r-m-a-d-e @music-movies @miss--moose

Part 3

[echoazure]

rules: tag people you would like to know/catch up with

Thanks @starlit-pathways for tagging me, you’re super cool and i always love seeing your posts show up on my dash!  Also, I feel you on not vibing with a movie but appreciating the color scheme.

last movie: Santa Jaws.  A family is hunted by an evil Christmas-themed shark.  At one point it grows a candy cane horn that it uses to impale its victims.  Just a very bad and joyful movie.  10/10, would watch again.

currently watching: I haven’t started anything new in a while, so these are both rewatches:

Frasier.  I watched this for the first time when I was a little kid and it’s become my number one comfort watch during the pandemic.  It’s very funny, the laugh track is oddly soothing, and I know it’s not going to stress me out.  There are a lot of interesting threads that never really get dealt with, so it’s fun to brainstorm how my version of the show would have handled them (martin and cora get married! more scenes of roz and daphne hanging out! lesbian niles/daphne!).  Love that dog and whatever David Hyde Pierce is doing as Niles.

For All Mankind.  I’m a sucker for alternate histories where things turn out better, and for repressed female characters hiding a deep well of sadness, and also for things going wrong in space.  This is a drama where Russia beats America to put the first man on the moon, starting a chain of events that causes America to recruit women as astronauts a decade before they really did.  There are a lot of really cool female characters, and the acting is great all around, though Shantel VanSanten from The Boys definitely gives the performance that hits me hardest. 

currently reading: How Much of These Hills Is Gold by C. Pam Zhang.  It takes place in the 1800s and follows two Chinese-American siblings who set off across California after their father’s death.  The language is so vivid and memorable, and the relationship between the main characters is drawn so well.  They’ve been driven apart by a society that won’t make space for them as they are, and as much as you wish they saw each other better, you understand why they can’t.

currently craving: I used to live off of garlic rye chips and while that was perhaps not the best choice, I’ve really been craving them lately.  garlic is the most important food group imo

I always get nervous about tagging people, so anyone who wants to participate, consider yourself tagged!

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGW IN BIO DNI

requested by @onedirectionlovers2014

request from @littlewhispersofsolitude:

Imagine Your OTP #544

Person C, playing truth or dare with A and B: I dare you to kiss B

Person A: You say that as if we haven't already

Person C: What?

Person A: What?

Person A:

Person C:

Person B:

Person A: but yeah, we've fucked before

tags: @illiana-mystery, @eclecticwildflowers

Warnings: power outage, swearing, truth or dare with spin the bottle

We all sat in a circle as Harry pulled a bottle out of his desk. Mac looked at him confused for a second before shaking his head. Christine sat down next to me after lighting the candles. The radio played softly in the background, flood warnings forcing us to stay where we are.

“alright gang. Who doesn’t know how to play spin the bottle?” Dan raised his hand. “Dan?! I’m surprised at that!”

“Oh no I’ve played.” Dan shook his head with a smirk. “I’m just wondering if it’s normal spin the bottle or truth or dare.” Harry paused in thought after putting the bottle in the middle of the circle.

“well gang. Let’s vote. Regular old spin the bottle, raise your hand.” Harry raised his hand and we all stared at him. “And truth or dare.” The rest of us raised our hands. Roz leaned over and grabbed a donut from the box on the chair next to her.

“No offense Harry but I’m not kissing any of you.” She said, winking at me. I laughed and shook my head, taking a donut when she passed me the box. Breaking it in half, I handed half to Dan. He accepted it with a smile and we leaned against each other while we waited for Harry to finish explaining the game.

“get on with it your honor.” Bull whined when Harry tried to make it more complicated than it was.

“alright. Alright. Let’s play.” Harry sat down and leaned forward to spin the bottle. It landed on Christine. “Truth or dare ms. Sullivan.” Christine rubbed her hands over her legs as she looked around the room.

“truth.” She said, voice shaking slightly. Harry smiled softly at her and Dan leaned into me further.

“what are you going to do if Diana and Charles doesn’t work out?” Everyone laughed as Christine paled.

“I…they…Harry!” Christine stuttered. “That’s not fair.” I laughed.

“Alls fair in truth or dare Christine.” I pointed out. She pouted before spinning the bottle, making it land on Mac.

“truth or dare?” She asked him.

“truth.” Mac said, leaning back. “Working our way up to the dares.” He smiled at everyone in the circle.

“how’s school going?” Christine asked. We all stared at her blankly as she shrugged. “What? I dont…I’m not…it doesn’t have to be dirty.” We started laughing and I leaned over to rub Christine’s arm.

“school good Christine. Thanks for asking.” Mac said with a smile. Spinning the bottle, Dan smirked when it landed on him.

“don’t even have to ask Mac. Hit me with a dare.” Mac nodded with a smile.

“Christine, cover your ears.” Mac said with a laugh. Christine rolled her eyes with a scoff. “I dare you to kiss (Y/N).”

“You say that as if we haven’t already.” Dan laughed and looked over at me. Shrugging, he leaned down to kiss me. I hummed into it and smiled at him as we pulled away. Smiling back at me, Dan reached for my hand. Everyone stared at us in shock.

“what?” Harry and mac asked. Dan looked over at everyone, a smile on his face.

“what?” He shrugged. I leaned my head against his shoulder, happy it was finally out in the open. The shock was evident on everyone’s face. Dan turned to look at me, kissing me gently again. “You should see the look on their faces!” He laughed.

“I can see them Dan.” I shook my head. “We’ve been dating for a while. We just…” I waved my hand. “Never told anyone.” I shrugged. “No big deal.” Everyone continued to look at us in shock.

“But yeah, we’ve fucked before.” Dan added. Everyone groaned and snapped out of it.

“really Dan.” Christine whined. “It was a sort of sweet moment and you ruined it.” Harry leaned over and patted Dan on the shoulder.

“let’s hope (Y/N) makes an honest man of you Dan.” Harry said with a smile. I awkwardly cleared my throat and pulled a ring on a chain out of my shirt.

“uhm kind of already did.” I said as I pulled the ring off and slipped it on my finger.

“What?!” Everyone yelled. Dan laughed and pulled me closer, kissing me as everyone freaked out around us.

[finn-ray-nal-beads]

Tag Game

rules: 10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags

thank you again @edencherries you’re so sweet for tagging me in this! it took me so long to figure out what i love as there are FOR sure more than 10 characters i love but here they are!

1. Sons of Anarchy: Jax Teller

2. The Witcher: Geralt of Rivia

3. We Are The Titans: Gerry Bertier

4. Pearl Harbor: Cpt. Danny Walker

5. A Knights Tale: William Thatcher

6. The Office: Dwight Schrute

7. Fraiser: Roz Doyle

8. Parks & Rec: Anne Perkins

9. Logan Lucky: Clyde Logan

10. The Fresh Prince of Bel-air: Phillip Banks

i don’t know if i did this right at all but these are the ones i like from various things i watch lol!

tagging: @maybe-your-left @historyandfandoms50 @butyoudidthis4what @mariesackler @sacklerscumrag @contesa-lui-alucard @wayward-rose @worm800 @cowboy-kylo @direnightshade @han-not-solo and whoever else would love to do this! you have been considered tagged ✨

[moonprincessusagii]

𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖔

Chapter 1

Nicholas Scratch x Reader

Warnings: None

A/N: okay so this is my first time ever writing a Nick Scratch fanfic, hopefully it’ll get better along the way, I hope you enjoy >_< . Also if you would like to be tagged in the fic please comment below. Thanks everyone for your time and enjoy. 

Summary: Y/N is new at the Academy of Unseen Arts, Nicholas takes an interest in Y/N but she doesn’t seem interested in him at all, until they are quickly paired up in group activities, and Lupercalia, will Y/n partake in this activity, or completely run out of there screaming her head off? Satan only knows whats gonna happen.

You had been a new student at the Academy of Unseen Arts, this school was a school for witches and warlocks like yourself, you had been excited when you heard you were going to leave your mortal school, and enter the Academy. You had gone through the harrowing by the Weird Sisters and made friends along the way. One, Sabrina Spellman, yeah, she came with trouble, but she was your best friend, and eventually, you made friends with her mortal friends Harvey, Roz, and Theo. There was one friend of Sabrina’s who you could not stand, his name was Nicholas Scratch, he was one of the top Warlocks in the school along with you and Sabrina, but he was so full of himself, but you tolerated him since he was Sabrina’s friend.

As you and Sabrina had been sitting in the library studying for conjuring class you heard the dragging of a chair near your table, “Mind if I sit here ladies?” the familiar voice said. You looked up from your book to see Nick standing there with a grin plastered on his face and shrugged, “It’s a free country isn’t it?” you said as you went back to reading your book. “Oh feisty, well that’s okay I like a challenge,” Nick said licking the bottom of his lip. You let out a sigh and closed your book, “Suddenly it feels a little crowded in here doesn’t it Brina?” Sabrina just looked at you and shrugged “I think it’s fine.” You rolled your eyes and quickly packed up your things, “I think I’m going to class early today, so I’ll see you.” You said as you stood up from the table and slid the strap of your bag over your shoulder walking off. 

It had been time for class to start, and students had been coming into the classroom one by one, you had spotted Sabrina, who quickly sat next to you followed by Nick who had sat on the other side of you. The professor had started her lecture, and you wrote everything you needed for class. “Okay class, for our assignment you are to do a project, this project consists of partners and no, you will not get to pick your partners.” The whole class groaned, “That’s enough, now let's see.” She put on her glasses and grabbed the clipboard from her desk and called out the names of each group, “Sabrina, you’ll be working with Prudence, Nick you will be working with miss Y/N.” 

Out of all the people in the class, you had to be paired with Nick, just your luck, right? As the class was over you let out a deep sigh, “Come on y/n, cheer up Nick isn’t that bad.” Sabrina had said as the both of you walked out of class, “Yes but he irritates me sometimes, and I do not want to sit next to a guy who flirts with me 24/7.” Sabrina faced you and grabbed your shoulders “You’ll be okay, just give him a chance.” You rolled your eyes and sighed, “Okay, fine.” This caused Sabrina to smile, “Great, now I have to go see my aunties, but I’ll see you again on Monday! Bye!” Sabrina waved as you watched her leave through the doors of the academy. 

When you turned around you had seen Nick leaning against the wall with his arms folded across his chest, "So, where are we going to do this thing?" he said grinning, you stepped closer to him not knowing how close the two of you were from each other, "This is strictly for a project, so no funny business!" you said, Nick smiled smugly and stepped closer so your mouths had barely touched. "You have my word."

to be continued....

[calibansprincessx]

Hell is Hot- CH 5 The Announcement

As always tag hell is hot will bring up all the chapters for this. This is my longest and most anticipated chapter so I hope I did it justice for you guys I hope you enjoy it! @kanakalala458 @elizaglad @queenhumanoid @lachicademarcasrojas

I woke up and got ready for school and though yesterday was a lot I was so ready for today. I went downstairs for breakfast and greeted everyone.

“Morning everyone.” I said cheerfully grabbing some toast, egg and taking a seat.

“Morning dearie.” Aunt Hilda said as she was making herself a cup of tea.

“Morning Sabrina, you and Ambrose got in quite late last night.” She said peaking over her newspaper.

“Good morning cousin. I actually have to speak to you in private.” Ambrose said nervously feeling all eyes on him.

“Hold on dearies before you toddle off I have an announcement.” Aunt Hilda says excitedly. “Dr Cee proposed! We’re getting married! Of course we haven’t picked a date or worked out any of the details, but I really wanted to tell you guys. Now that everything with those pesky pagans is over with I can properly tell you all.” She says happy and nervous waiting for a response.

We all look back and forth at each other.

“Aunt Hilda, are you feeling okay? I thought— well I thought Dr Cee was gone.” I said hoping not to upset her.

She started giggling, which ensued more nervous looks between Aunt Zelda, Ambrose and I. “I’m so sorry everyone was so busy last night I forgot to say anything. Dr Cee is quite alright, I just gave him a good fright and wrapped him up for later.”

“What? That’s fantastic news Auntie I’m so happy for you!” I said jumping up to wrap my arms around her.

Aunt Zelda put down her newspaper. “Well while we’re announcing things I supposed I have one as well. I asked Mambo Marie to stay on and help with the academy.”

“Wow, I’m so happy how everything is coming together.” I said cheerfully.

“Oh doll I completely forgot how big of a day this was for you. Are you nervous? Do you want a bit of lavender tea to calm the nerves before you go off for the day?” Aunt Hilda said worrisome.

“Oh no Auntie I’m fine, I’m excited actually. Today is my last final normal day before everything changes. I mean of course I’ll still be going to school here and the academy but I’ll have to take some time off to learn my duties in Hell. I’ll also be moving to hell after my coronation today. I guess I am kind of nervous but I’m just happy everything’s progressing.”  I felt like I was rambling. I mean I was nervous but also excited.

Aunt Hilda started crying.

“Oh auntie don’t cry, everything’s okay.” I said in a soothing voice that quickly turned into a hopeful and worried voice. “”Aunt Z I have one last favor to ask you.”

“What is it Sabrina?” Aunt Zelda said urging me to spit it out.

“I know among midwifery, you can also ordain weddings. Would you be able to marry Caliban and I before the third challenge today?” I said hopeful and very ready to get the third degree instead of a positive response.

Tears begin to brim in Aunt Zelda and Aunt Hilda’s eyes once more.

“I knew you were getting married but I didn’t expect this, of I will Sabrina. You really are finding your own path, just like Edward said.” She said tearfully and determinedly.

“Oh aunties everything’s okay, really. I love you guys. I have to go before I’m late for school. Thank you Aunt Z.” I give them kisses on the cheek before I head out the front door.

On the porch Ambrose stops me as I’m walking away. “Cousin? Can I just steal a moment of your time?” He says worriedly.

“Of course Ambrose, what’s going on?” I said nervously reapproaching him.

He begins to pat his knuckles together looking for words. “So I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I told Nick of your alignment to Caliban. Now— now before you get mad it was an honest accident cousin.”

“What! Ambrose how? What did you say?” I wasn’t as upset as I was coming off and I think that bothered me more than Ambrose actually telling Nick.

“I saw him in the hallway after he left Dorian’s, he was smashed. He was venting about you and Caliban, so I assumed you told him of the alignment and he wasn’t taking it well. I blurted it out, I am truly sorry cousin.” He said sincerely.

“It’s okay, Ambrose” I said brushing off any feelings I had toward the situation.

“Really?” Ambrose said hopeful.

“Yeah, of course. I couldn’t hide it from him forever and it was probably better coming from you. I’m off though I’m gonna be late, I’ll see you later.” I said before teleporting to school so I wasn’t late.

School went by as normal as possible and it was such a relief, but now I had to find a way to tell everyone about the wedding. We were all walking in the halls and I stopped dead in my tracks realizing I couldn’t go any further until I told them.

They turn around with concerned facial expression and my heart sinks.

“Sabrina?” Roz says confused.

I looked down and back up at them, it was so hard to look at them like this. “So I know this is weird and sudden and it’s not a big deal and I’m not making a big deal out of it but will you guys come to my wedding?”

They were very clearly taken aback and I was ready for the blowback.

“Wedding?” Harvey stuttered.

“I mean we knew you were marrying Caliban but we thought it was going to be more of a straightforward political hell sort of thing” Theo says while Harvey’s still in shock.

“I need to marry him before the third challenge so there’s no way the Dark Lord can detest it and we can be coronated together.” I pleaded with hopeful eyes.

“Of course we’ll be there.” Roz said nudging the group with her eyes to be supportive. “When is it?”

I looked around nervously. “I still have to tell Caliban, I came up with the idea this morning at breakfast. We’re going to do it in the woods where I was born around five. Also Roz I hate to ask but can you cover in school for me for a week while I’m in Hell learning my new duties?” I was once again pleading for support.

“Of course—“ Roz starts before Harvey interrupts.

“Wait so now we won’t even see you for a week? ‘Brina are you even coming back?” Harvey says clearly upset.

“Harvey relax, I’ll be back in school in a week. I will come visit during that week but I need to be in Hell to learn my new duties, new powers and see how my alignment with Caliban works. Okay guys I have to go see Caliban, I will see you guys later.” I said walking off in a hurry with my head held high. The emotions of others were beginning to be so much.

*In Hell*

Of course he’s in the library. “Caliban!” I called out to him.

“Hello princess are you ready for the third regalia already?” He said he was pleased to see me while closing his book.

“No actually, I need you.” I said with more urgency than intended.

“Oh my queen I see we decided to indulge in our carnal side I see.” He said smirking down as he closed the gap between us and brought his up to caress my face and neck. I could feel the heat, the blush appearing on my skin.

“No Caliban I need you to come to the mortal realm so we can get married. My Aunt Zelda will perform the ceremony where I was born and signed my name in the Book Of The Beast, an unholy place.” I said determined trying to shake off all the lust coursing through my body.

“Why the changes of plans princess? With such haste might I add. Can’t wait to marry me?” He said in a flirty tone bringing his face close to mine. I could feel the warmth of his body and breath and it took everything in me to keep my composure. I don’t know why I was so infatuated with him. Caliban also just managed to see so intoxicating.

“I want to get married before the third challenge so there is absolutely no way my father can thwart our marriage and covenant. After the ceremony is finished we will head down here to finish the regalia.” I said rushing as if we were out of time. He didn’t seem to mind or worry about my urgency which was sort of relieving.

He walked away without saying anything, to the other end of the library. I stared at him confused as he opened a book, grabbed something from it and walked back.

“Shall we go, my lady” he looked at me as if he could never get tired of the look casted upon my face.

“Wait what did you grab?” I said I was still confused.

“Well I grabbed the rings of course, my queen. It isn’t official without the rings, correct?” He said smiling but it was genuine question but all I could do is admire how beautiful they were. His ring a complete band of black opal and mine a silver band with a beautiful oval fire opal sitting right in the middle.

“Wow Caliban these are beautiful. Wow thank you, this is really really sweet.” I said beaming at him noticing such a genuine smile on his face for maybe the first time, nothing hidden behind it just a genuine smile.

“I’m glad they please you my queen I forged then in the Pits Of Hell, just like your favorite king.” He said winking at me before transporting us to the Spellman house in flames.

When I walked inside I began to speak before I noticed the whole coven was there.

“Hey Aunt Z— what is going on?” I said walking slower and further into the home.

“Well honestly Sabrina you didn’t think we weren’t going to invite the coven to your big, did you? Aunt Hilda has prepared all the food and is in the forest now setting up with Ambrose and the others. We are on our way to bring the remaining items out. You two need to change before the ceremony. Of course I knew you wouldn’t be prepared so I went ahead and got both of you something to wear. Sabrina, dear your dress is in your bedroom hanging on your mirror, your king’s attire is on your bed. Don’t be long we will be ready shortly.”

I stood there in sort of disbelief. I wasn’t trying to make a huge deal out of this but I am not surprised Aunt Zelda did. As they were all walking out Prudence smirked at me and caressed Caliban’s chest as she walked out of the door saying, “Wow Spellman you really upgraded fast.”

I felt a twinge of guilt in the pit of my stomach. I didn’t mean to move on fast. This was supposed to strictly be a political alignment but somehow Caliban and I just continued to get closer and it felt like there was no stopping it. I shook all those thoughts from my head and called after her.

“Prudence!” I yelled running on the porch.

“Yes, Sabrina?” She turned around with a smirk still plastered on her face.

“Will you do me a favor and be my maid of honor and carry the rings for me?” I said promisingly holding the rings out in my hand.

She took them smiling slightly at me, “Of Course Sabrina.” She tried not to sound proud. We both walked off and Caliban and I went to go inside and get ready.

The attire Aunt Z picked out was beautiful. I don’t know how she found the time to get all of this done, I was starting to get excited to see the actual ceremony. The dress was black and lacey. It was long sleeve and cascaded around my body, it had an open back a little train on it. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so beautiful. Aunt Zelda also left me a beautiful crown with the phases of the moon on it to wear.

Caliban walked in after I sent him to the bathroom to get dressed and I tried hard not to let my jaw drop. He wore form fitting black slacks, a silk black button up with a black blazer.

He spoke first, which is good because I couldn’t find words. “My lady, you look ravishing.” He said smiling down on me. It was genuine and beautiful but had a hint of lust behind it like he could devour me whole right there. I swear I swallowed a lump in my throat.

“You don’t look so bad yourself, Caliban. We should probably head over.” I said playing it cool.

“As you wish, my darling” he said grabbing my hand and interlocking our fingers.

The ceremony was absolutely gorgeous. The wedding was white with dark accents and worship to Hecate around the altar. The ground was littered in black rose petals which contrasted against the white chairs in which everybody sat. Off to the side there is a whole table full of cake, vegetable pies, tons of sides and a large turkey. Aunt Zelda stood at the altar and called out to Prudence who was off to the side of us to begin. Prudence began bounding Caliban’s and I hands to each other, the ones that were interlocked— in colorful rope braided together. Prudence shooed us down the aisle as Aunt Zelda began reading our vows.

“On this day Hekate we give you praise and honor.

We thank you for all that you have done,

All that you are doing and all that you will do.

May you torches ever shine bright on the path

These two walk as they join in union under your moon.

Thank you dark mother Hekate.”

We walked up to the altar as Aunt Zelda finished the vows. Prudence walked up and joined behind me.

“Sabrina Spellman and Caliban you are bound as one. Do you both take each other as one? Wife and husband? Queen and King?”

“I do” we say in unison.

“Prudence, the rings” Aunt Zelda gestures.

Prudence brings the rings over and with our free hand we place them on each other’s wedding fingers.

“Sabrina here we have the very broom your parents jumped over when they married. By jumping over this broom you will signify the sweeping of old and beginning a new. Beginning a new life, new love, new home and new intercourse.”

My  mouth tried not to drop to the floor as Aunt Zelda talked about jumping the broom symbolizing my new love and new sex life to Caliban.

Caliban and I jump the broom. “Under the Goddess Hekate , thy three-in-one I pronounce Sabrina and Caliban husband and wide.

Aunt Zelda came down from the altar and gave me a sweet embrace. “Congratulations Sabrina.”

I smiled at her. “Thank you Aunt Z.”

“Now everybody come line up and eat.” Aunt Zelda hollered directing everyone to the food table.

“Caliban I’ll be right back.” I said dashing off to see Theo, Roz and Harvey.

I crumpled them into a hug. “Thank you guys for coming.”

“Yeah, wow Sabrina it was amazing. I’m so happy for you, if you're happy.” Roz said

“Yeah I didn’t think it was gonna be like this but you know my Aunt Zelda.” I said laughing.

“I’m proud of you Sabrina just don’t forget about us.” Theo said.

“Oh stop I could never.” I said still sort of giggling.

Harvey wouldn’t even make eye contact with me. Roz nudged him. He sighed. “Yeah I’m really happy for you ‘Brina.”

I pulled him into an embrace. “Thanks Harvey.”

“Listen guys I mainly wanted you to come because now I have to go finish the regalia so I wanted to get all my hugs and byes for now in.” I said pulling them back into an embrace.

“We love you.” Roz and Theo said in unison.

“I love you guys too, I gotta go say bye to everyone else.”

“Beautiful wedding cousin!” Ambrose said stuffing cake in his face.

I just laughed and made my way toward Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda. “Thank you guys so much for everything, I love you. I have to go finish the regalia and I promise I’ll be back as soon as possible.”

“Good luck Sabrina.” Aunt Zelda says trying to hold back tears.

“Oh love, I’m so proud of you.” Aunt Hilda says crying and pulling me into a hug.

I walk away and rejoin Caliban. “Okay let’s go back to the house, change our clothes and go finish the regalia.”

“Yours to command, my wife.” He said transporting her back to the house.

We changed into our clothes before the wedding and transported to hell.

*In Hell*

The Infernal court is in session and it seems to be waiting on us.

“My challenger and I are ready for the third challenge in the Unholy Regalia.” I speak strong and clear.

“Ah daughter privy of you to show up. It is time for you to win this challenge and secure the throne for the house of Morningstar.” Lucifer says walking down towards more.

I can feel Caliban wishes to not leave my side but he lingers back and confers with the three kings.

“That prince of clay will never find Judas’ silver.” Lucifer says whispering to Lilith and I.

“What makes you so sure?” I say trying not to sound defensive of my new husband.

“Because Judas himself is the only person who knows where it is and I’m like one person who can take you to Judas.” Lilith cuts him off before he gets ahead of himself.

“Careful Dark Lord Sabrina must complete the task on her own. Any help from you in front of the Kings of Hell and the challenge could be deemed a forfeit.” Lilith says absolutely.

The Dark Lord and I share a conversation only we can hear, telling me where to find Judas Iscariot. When I get there Caliban is already there.

“Ah what took you so long, my lady?” He said getting off a rock he was sitting on.

“Caliban? How did you get here so fast?”

He goes to pull me close to him with my hips. “I have my ways, wife. I’ll show you all in due time.”

“Okay let’s ask Judas where his silver is. I will go retrieve it, wait here for me. When I get back I will leave first and once I announce our alignment follow in.” I say determined.

“Darling there’s no need. There are two way to get Judas’s silver. One, by betraying someone you love with a kiss or two by seeking it out.” He says knowingly and proudly.

“Well the first one isn’t going to work so where do I go to seek it out?” I feel like I should know this since he does.

“Judas’s silver is buried in a crypt with the first vampire, deep beneath the Field of Blood.”

“Okay, if you tell me I’m about to meet Dracula—“ I begin before Caliban interrupts knowingly.

“No, his name is Vlad the Impaler. The pieces are in a bag at his side. Open a portal to his tomb.” Caliban said. “Be careful Sabrina, I’ll be waiting.”

I make it to his tomb and find the silver clasped in his hands, I walk away and begin to count it.

“Listen to my voice. Hear my words. Your thoughts and your will belong to me, and only me, now. Say you understand.” Vlad speaks.

“I understand.” My mouth speaks with no will.

“Did my father send you?”

“No… Judas did.”

“Judas is my father. The father of vampires. What’s your name, girl?”

“Sabrina.”

“You’re very beautiful, Sabrina. Say thank you.”

“Thank you.”

“You’re going to let me drink your blood and feast on your flesh, aren't you?”

“Of course.” I continue to speak with no will.

“That’s a good girl.” Vlad begins to move my hair away from my neck “Your neck is so very… very…” he sinks his teeth into my neck. Vlad bellows and I am out of his spell.

“Your blood! It burns!” He screams out. “You’re a celestial?” He says falling onto his back.

“My father was an angel. I have his blood. Also? Consent. It’s real.” I kick Vlad and walk off .

I got back to Judas Iscariot and Caliban is still waiting for me. “Hey I got it! Let’s head back.”

*Back in Court*

I walked in and up to the throne. “The challenge has been won. The third challenge of the Unholy Regalia is mine.”

“Congratulations daughter, you bring honor to your house. It is time once again for your coronation. Are you at last ready?” Lucifer speaker while the court murmurs.

“I am but I must address the court first.” I stand front and center to address the court. “I will not be coronated alone. My challenger Caliban—“ Caliban enters and walks to join me up near the throne. “—and I have signed and covenant and wed. We will be coronated together as King and Queen of Hell.”

The Kings start shouting and cheering as the court murmurs get louder.

“What?” Lucifer and Lilith say in unison.

“Daughter, I will not allow this.” Lucifer whispers to me.

“Dark Lord let me speak with her for a moment.” Lilith pulls me to the side. “Sabrina, I was your regent how could you not discuss this with me?” Lilith was genuinely hurt. “The Dark Lord will have no use for me if you have a long standing kingdom and children of your own.” And genuinely scared.

“Kids? Lilith I am 17 I am not thinking about children right now. I am thinking about balancing the realms. Don’t worry Lilith I am queen now, I will not let my father harm you. I need you. I know we’ve had a rocky relationship but I’ve appreciated all the help along the way.” I speak genuinely feeling bad for overlooking her feelings so many times.

“Sabrina you don’t understand. Lucifer can not be fought.” Lilith said scared to be heard by the Dark Lord.

“I am queen now. I won the Unholy Regalia and even he can’t cross that. What I say is law and he will abide or I will find another Acheron to hold him. Let’s go back up there.” I speak boldly.

“Sabrina this is unheard of. I will not allow this. Morningstar’s do not marry. If you wish to have a sex pet that is fine but we do not marry our whores.” Lilith winces hearing how my father speaks of her.

“Father he is not my pet or my whore. You do not have to allow this. I won the Unholy Regalia and I am Queen of Hell. I will not stand for disrespect of me, my choices, Caliban or Lilith. She is much more than what you make her out to be and I will continue to need her guidance, so you will respect her while I am on the throne.” I speak with so much pride in my voice.

I turn to address Lilith, “Can you please prepare Caliban and I for our coronation?”

Lilith grins. “I will get you ready, my queen. I will have others get Caliban ready.”

“Thank you, Lilith. You are relieved as your duty of regent and you don’t have to call me Queen.” I said smiling as I walked down to follow her to prepare for my coronation. 

[rhetoricalrogue]

OTP Question Meme

I was tagged by @bimollymauks thank you!

Answering with my new Zoe/Mason Wayhaven pairing and also my favorite OC OTP, mine and @alittlestarling‘s Roz/Vincent

Leaving this as an open tag, so whoever would like to join in, please do!  Fingers crossed that my Read More cut works, as this is LONG.

DISAGREEMENTS.

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Z/M: both, tbh. Zoe yells when she’s angry

R/V: depending on the situation, both, though Vincent goes deathly quiet when he’s truly upset.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Z/M: neither. Zoe’s abandonment issues kick in like woah and it’s a line that Mason never crosses.

R/V: Vincent, but it’s not leave-leave, it’s more “I need some air, I’ll be back later” to deescalate an argument before someone says something hurtful they don’t mean. 

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Z/M: N/A

R/V: Vincent, but he’s back in an hour or so after he’s cooled down.

Who trashes the house?

Z/M: not the house, but Zoe’s been known to vent her frustrations by throwing rocks into nearby bodies of water and scream if she’s at like Anger Level 11 on a 1-10 scale.

R/V: neither. Vincent would probably want to flip a table, but he doesn’t because he’d ultimately be the one to clean it up afterwards.

Do either of them get physical?

Z/M: Coming to blows? No. Shoving Mason out of her way (if he hasn’t already left yet) so she could storm out? Probably, but she retreats into her Touch Me Not mode, so that would only be if she felt cornered.

R/V: Absolutely not.

How often do they argue/disagree?

Z/M: rarely. They bicker and snark more than hold true arguments.

R/V: only when one feels the other is putting themselves in danger. They’ve grown up together for practically their entire lives, they’re pretty much of a same mind on many issues.

Who is the first to apologize?

Z/M: Zoe. “I’m sorry I was being an asshole” is a regular statement.

R/V: Vincent. He hates being at odds with Roz and is miserable if he can’t apologize and make things right between them.

SEX.

Who is on top?

Z/M: either/or with Zoe barely creeping in on top more.

R/V: Vincent, but he loves it when Roz takes initiative.

Who is on bottom?

Z/M: either/or, depending on the mood

R/V: Roz, but it’s a 50-50 split

Any kinks?

Z/M: Yep

R/V: Absolutely. You know, it’s the quiet ones that surprise you.

Who has the strangest desires?

There’s nothing too strange for either pairing. Both are open for experimentation and the “try it once to see if we like it” mindset, but it’s also not like “is the NSA agent looking at my search history blushing?” variety either. 

Who’s dominant in bed?

Equal opportunity for both pairings! 

Is head ever in the equation?

Z/M: Yes. Zoe texted Mason after not hearing from him for a few days with “Hey, I froze my ass off giving you a blowjob in the woods last week, answer your phone.”

R/V: Yes. It’s nice that it worked out that Vincent loves to give and Roz is enthusiastic about receiving.

If so, who is better at performing it?

Z/M: Mason, though he doesn’t complain at all when Zoe offers.

R/V: Vincent, since he’s had more practice during his “have casual sex with anyone with a pulse to get over Feelings” phase of pining over Roz.

Ever had sex in public?

Z/M: a few times

R/V: they’re Circle mages. It’s easier to name a place they haven’t had sex in, especially in the Sweethearts AU.

Who moans the most?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: They’re both quiet by default, but when they have the opportunity to be a couple out in the open? Vincent. 

Who leaves the most marks?

Z/M: Mason, purely because he heals up faster than either of them would like

R/V: Roz. It was a surprise to them both when they found out biting was a big turn-on for Vincent, so she uses it often. 

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: Vincent

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Z/M: fuck, though they have some “oh shit, this got Emotional and I am NOT prepared to deal with this, WHAT DO I DO?” moments later on

R/V: make love

How long do they usually last?

Z/M: hot and heavy quickies to release all the pent up energy from the constant flirting banter they keep up, then a slower second round

R/V: quick and rushed during the day, but multiple slower sessions when they can be alone

Rough or soft?

Z/M: both

R/V: both, but more often soft

Is protection used?

Yes to both pairings

Does it ever get boring?

Yes and no to both. The whole intimacy thing where you can carry on a conversation or “oh hey, I remembered what I meant to tell you earlier” starts happening and sometimes sex is more scratching an itch than the whole soulful event. Then again, there’s those times when someone moves or does something different and “okay, so I didn’t know THAT was something we liked. Let’s do that again.” (idk, I have a lot of Feelings about couples and sex, see the sexlaughterhonesty posts @thesecondseal​ has)

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Z/M: in an abandoned building Zoe used to go hang out in when she wanted to be alone as a teen

R/V: extremely late night rendezvous in Skyhold’s library. May or may not have happened in the same nook Dorian likes to frequent. Also may or may not have been 100% sure Solas was asleep downstairs.

FAMILY.

Do they plan on having children/or have children?

Z/M: no. Zoe’s afraid of becoming her mother and focusing more on her work than her child and she never wants anyone to have to experience that.

R/V: yes. It’s an option that was never available to them before, but once it’s an avenue that they can actually think about, they would love to become parents.

If so, how many children do they want/have?

Z/M: none

R/V: they wind up with five, all named after flowers

AFFECTION.

Who likes to cuddle?

Z/M: *bangs pots and pans together* TOUCH STARVED PAIRING TOUCH STARVED PAIRING TOUCH STARVED PAIRING

R/V: both. They’re both very touchy-feely by nature and always seem to gravitate towards the other when they’re doing something in the same room

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Z/M: Mason, but it’s not like Zoe’s arguing either

R/V: Roz

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?

Z/M: both

R/V: Vincent

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Z/M: for a while before an arm falls asleep and they need to move positions/one of them gets too hot

R/V: for pretty much forever, except in the summertime. They’re both walking furnaces (Vincent says Roz is like a tiny space heater) so it makes for uncomfortable hot weather snuggles

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Z/M: Hanging out together outside and enjoying the quiet/scenery, especially at night

R/V: gardening

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

Z/M: in bed or on the sofa

R/V: wherever, whenever

SLEEPING.

Who snores?

Z/M: neither

R/V: Vincent, but very lightly. more of a slight rumble ever so often

If both do, who snores the loudest?

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Z/M: separately. Bed sharing = commitment and this is supposed to be no strings fun

R/V: share a bed. Skyhold’s is the largest bed they’ve ever slept in, so there’s a lot of giggling and “I have crossed oceans of bedsheets to find you” jokes at first.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Z/M: N/A

R/V: starts cuddled together with Roz’s head on Vincent’s shoulder, but they move a lot during the night, sharing Big Spoon duties. Even if they wake up with both of them on their backs, they either have a foot touching a leg or holding hands.

What do they wear to bed?

Z/M: underwear & a t-shirt or nothing at all

R/V: dedicated PJs. Roz: nightgown/chemise or one of Vincent’s shirts, Vincent: sleep pants

Are either of them insomniacs?

Z/M: Zoe when something’s bothering her. Since Mason doesn’t technically need a lot of sleep, he doesn’t consider himself one.

R/V: Vincent, especially in the Sweethearts AU. Nightmares from his time conscripted into the Orlesian army keep him awake and afraid to sleep. 

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

Z/M: no

R/V: yes, in both powdered and potion form, though Vincent rarely uses them since he hates how sluggish he feels the next day (and they rarely give him dreamless sleep anyway)

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Z/M: both

R/V: tangle of limbs

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Z/M: both, though Zoe tends to sleep with her hair in a braid most nights, so it’s not as bad as Mason’s

R/V: both, and it’s a tie as to who has the worse bed head most mornings

Who wakes up first?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: Vincent. He’s an early bird up before dawn and she’s more of a later morning riser

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Z/M: breakfast is normally coffee at home with a croissant from the bakery for her, so Mason usually turns on the coffeemaker when he stays over or before he leaves in the morning

R/V: either, but usually Vincent since he’s awake before her

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Z/M: they claim they’re both knives, but Zoe is a Big Spoon who likes to wrap her leg over Mason’s hip

R/V: snuggled up with Roz’s head on Vincent’s shoulder/chest, but they wind up with Vincent curled around her (and with a mouthful of hair) or Roz doing the turtle backpack/jetpack when they do spoon.

Do they set an alarm each night?

Z/M: Zoe needs at least two alarms, but did away with one of them when Mason nearly threw her phone out of the room after it blared right in his ear.

R/V: both of them have pretty good internal alarm clocks and wake up at the same time every morning

Who has nightmares?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: both, but probably more on Vincent’s side

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

No for both

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: Roz, maybe

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: Vincent, purely because he’s taller

Who makes the bed?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: either, whoever winds up doing it first

What time is bed time?

Z/M: 11 to midnight, but she’s usually asleep closer to one in the morning, even without Mason showing up

R/V: either anywhere between 8 and 11 or so late it’s considered early because they’re both working and one of them manages to drag the other into bed. There is no in-between.

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Z/M: usual tooth brushing, changing clothes, Zoe’s half-assed attempt at a nighttime skincare routine. Zoe usually spends some time brushing her hair out since it’s been in a ponytail during the day and brushing tends to soothe the all day pull on her scalp.

R/V: tea by the fireplace, changing clothes, putting aside work. Roz likes to braid her hair before going to bed and sometimes Vincent will ask if he can brush it and braid it for her since the act is calming for both of them

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Z/M: Zoe. Do not talk to her before her first cup of coffee.

R/V: Roz. Vincent is an automatic Ray of Sunshine first rattle out of the box and it’s a good thing she loves him as much as she does or else she may have killed him years ago.

WORK.

Who is the busiest?

Z/M: it’s a pretty equal amount

R/V: either, depending on which AU we’re talking about and who’s Inquisitor (*trips and a thousand AUs spill out of my pockets*)

Who rakes in the highest income?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: *insert “You people are getting paid?” meme here*

Are any of them unemployed?

No

Who takes the most sick days?

None of them are likely to take sick days, unless they’re truly sick, and they’re all pretty healthy people aside from one or two seasonal colds per year

What are their jobs?

Z/M: Zoe’s Wayhaven’s detective and human liaison to the Agency. Mason is with Unit Bravo

R/V: one of them is the Inquisitor and the other is a companion/former Circle mage, depending on the AU. Vincent was ranked higher than Roz as an Enchanter pre-Inquisition  

Who sucks up to their boss?

None of them

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Z/M: Zoe, but it’s rare

R/V: both are punctual 

Who stresses the most?

Z/M: both are cool as a cucumber on the outside, but internalize their stress, so who knows

R/V: Roz

Do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

They all like their jobs!

Are they financially stable?

Z/M: yes, though Zoe really, really wishes she made enough to afford a new car

R/V: Yes.

HOME.

Who does the washing?

Z/M: the dishwasher. They take turns loading/unloading it

R/V: Roz does the washing, Vincent does the drying and putting away

Who takes out the trash?

Z/M: either

R/V: Vincent

Who does the ironing?

Z/M: Zoe, but only her clothes. Mason, but only his clothes.

R/V: Roz

Who does the cooking?

Z/M: is picking up or calling in for takeout considered “cooking”?

R/V: they like to cook together

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Z/M: “Mason, it was ONE. Fucking. Time.” Zoe set the fire alarm off while trying to be domestic and Mason won’t let her live it down.

R/V: neither, they’re both pretty decent cooks

Who is messier?

Z/M: Maybe Zoe, she’s neat but she leaves things out sometimes just to irk Mason

R/V: both are pretty neat and don’t really make messes without straightening things up

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Z/M: neither

R/V: neither

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

Z/M: both, but it eventually gets picked up

R/V: both, if they’re really tired. Otherwise, there’s a hamper.

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

None of them

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Z/M: neither

R/V: (Modern AU) neither, but sometimes keys are misplaced even though they have a dish on a hall table right when you walk in. 

Who answers the telephone?

Z/M: depends on who’s calling. Bobby gets an automatic ignore and deleted voicemail.

R/V: (Modern AU) they answer their own phones, but will hand the other their cell to answer if the other person is away from where it’s at.

Who mows the lawn?

Z/M: Zoe lives in an apartment with landscaping management included in the rent. Mason doesn’t know who mows the Warehouse’s lawn, but it sure isn’t him.

R/V: (Modern AU) Vincent will go over to mow Roz’s rental house lawn (and probably sneak in a few plants from the nursery he owns into her flowerbeds)  

Who does the vacuuming?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: Roz

Who does the groceries?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: both

Who takes the longest to shower?

Z/M: Zoe, purely because she has thick, thick hair almost down to her waist that is a chore and a half to shampoo/condition

R/V: either, depending on who decided to sneak into the shower with the other

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: depends on the day. Shaving usually takes Vincent a longer time since he’s careful of his facial scars, but Roz has the same hair issues that Zoe has, so it’s pretty much a tie.

MISCELLANEOUS.

Is money a problem?

Z/M: No, but Zoe thinks that it would be nice to invest in her motorcycle or a new car

R/V: No. No matter the AU, Vincent’s technically a trust fund baby with wealthy parents willing to help out.

How many cars do they own?

Z/M: Zoe: beaten up silver hatchback that’s seen better days and is held together with spit and a mechanic’s prayer, WiP motorcycle she’s restoring. Mason: Agency SUV

R/V: two sensible, mid-priced cars, both pre-owned and paid for

What’s their song?

Z/M: Ghost - Au/Ra

R/V: Work Song - Hozier

Do they live in the city or in the country?

Z/M: they live in (Zoe)/on the outskirts of (Mason) Wayhaven

R/V: in the country, near Wycome post-Inquisition to be close to Vincent’s parents

Do they own their home or do they rent?

Z/M: Rents an apartment/lives in the Agency-owned Warehouse

R/V: (Modern AU) Vincent: rents out an apartment, Roz: rents a house

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Yes for both

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Z/M: work, hanging out with friends

R/V: work, friends, mentoring young mages

Where did they first meet?

Z/M: met when Zoe shot Adam (she was sorry about it later), but made a bad first impression on the other when Rebecca formally introduced them

R/V: Vincent was five, going on six years old when the Templars brought in a new girl his age. He was sad when he saw her crying and decided to be her friend. 

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: Vincent

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Z/M: neither. Zoe would like to have nice things, but she’s not going to be a showoff with them if/when she gets them

R/V: neither

Any mental issues?

Z/M: Zoe’s abandonment feelings/anger with her mother

R/V: PTSD for both of them, Vincent’s insomnia 

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Z/M: both, since they’re both light on their feet and agile. They do check to see if the other is okay, even if they’re smirking while they do it

R/V: neither, they help the other up and ask if they’re okay, but don’t overly worry about it unless it was a bad fall or there was an underlying reason they tripped in the first place, like being exhausted.

Who’s terrified of bugs?

Z/M: neither

R/V: neither, unless you count giant spiders and whatnot as bugs. Then both.

Who kills the spiders around the house?

Z/M: either, though Mason is more likely to find a cup in the middle of the room with a “DO NOT OPEN” sticky note on top if it’s a big spider

R/V: either, and they usually try to scoop them up and release outside. 

Do they have any fears for their future?

Z/M: Aside from the whole immortality vs. human lifespan thing, they try not to dwell on things. The future is uncertain and it’s better to enjoy the present.

R/V: so many, but they’re in it together and can deal with whatever gets thrown at them.

Their favourite place?

Z/M: the Warehouse’s rooftop

R/V: Skyhold’s gardens

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Z/M: Mason, maybe?

R/V: Vincent

Who pays the bills?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: Vincent

Who’s the tallest?

Z/M: Mason. He’s 6′0″ and Zoe’s 5′9″

R/V: Vincent. He’s 6′1″ and Roz’s 5′1″ (my favorite tol and smol, tbh)

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Z/M: Mason

R/V: Roz

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: Roz

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Z/M: Zoe

R/V: both

What do they tease each other about?

Z/M: both of them being grumps with no filters. Mason about Zoe nearly burning her apartment down making a grilled cheese sandwich that one time. (”It wasn’t THAT bad!”)

R/V: I don’t really know! I mean, they do tease the other, but a lot of it is in-jokes and maybe Roz being a small ball of fury at times? *shrugs into the abyss*

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Z/M: neither. They tend to wear mostly the same dark colored clothing and stuff that’s not likely to stand out and get them noticed

R/V: neither. Vincent thinks Roz is beautiful in anything she wears and Roz likes the fact that Vincent’s pants are snug around his butt and his shirts emphasize his broad shoulders.

Who crushed first?

Z/M: Zoe, in that “stupid hot Agent, he makes me SO MAD...oh no, I think he’s hot. FUCK.” way.

R/V: Vincent P I N E S over Roz for Y E A R S but doesn’t do anything because she’s his best and dearest friend and telling her how he feels would risk ruining that friendship since there’s just NO WAY AT ALL she would EVER feel the same for him...

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

Z/M: none. Both will drink socially, but nothing more serious than a few drinks and a minor buzz. They both have a smoking problem, but Mason tends to cut back because of Zoe and Zoe has a rule of never smoking at work. She eventually cuts back in her off hours because of Mason, but will light up when she’s stressed or upset, mostly with things centering on Rebecca.

R/V: none

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Z/M: neither. Zoe doesn’t like to get more than a pleasant buzz where the edges are a little hazy but nothing past that

R/V: Vincent. He’s a horrible lightweight who can’t hold his liquor. Two drinks in and he’s all “WHOMST wants to see me naked???” Forget about tequila making his clothes come off, ANY booze and he’s stripping.

Who swears the most?

Z/M: both

R/V: Roz, though Vincent keeps a good internal swearing streak going every now and then.