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Hi. Here is every food and drink Steely Dan have ever mentioned in a song. Enjoy

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A SEMI-INDEPENDENT THOUGHTFORM COOP, A TULPA, DREAMED UP BY A BIG FAN OF THE TV SHOW "MY LITTLE PONY, FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC" BUT SOMETHING WENT REAL TOPSY TURVY

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new york city is a game to me, and that game is pokemon black and white

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my brother: it's a bummer they don't show Burt in the break room. if they did i think it would have sounded a little something like this.

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a chihuahua is a perfect animal with a head the size of a baseball. a chihuahua is a kind of troubled groundhog. a chihuahua is a fish with a heart of gold and a mysterious past

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They just added a new patch to the Simpsons

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they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

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“I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force - a wild pain and decay - also accompanies everything.”

— David Lynch

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i had a grilled boiled once and they had to hose me off the pavement

wtf is a grilled boiled

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Dippy bird toy inspired Porygon2

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seeing a high calibre shakespearean actor in a bad tv show or a super hero movie or something is akin to seeing a beautiful tropical fish in a cloudy bowl on the counter at a pet shop