#thanks Hayley!!

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🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your mentions, anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🌻

Hayley! Hi darling! I hope your Wednesday night is off to a good start! Thank you for sending this over!!

3 (more) random facts:

I have metal hardware in my right foot holding it all together 🔩

I was a bartender for one million years and though I do not want to ever go back into the service industry, I do still enjoy mixing cocktails at parties 🍹

I find four leaf clovers like it’s no body’s business. They find me, actually 🍀

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HAYLEY WILLIAMS Brisbane, AU | x

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Okay these really are quite adorable.

Thanks for the tag @haylzcyon 🥰

no pressure, just pleasure: @insomniamamma @writeforfandoms @littlemisspascal @practicalghost @valkblue @oonajaeadira & anyone else who wants to procrastinate play.

i found this darling little picrew by @hellosunnycore and if it isn’t just the cutest thing i’ve ever seen!!

no pressure tagging some mutuals who’d i’d love to see! @pettyprocrastination @sprout-fics @soapskneebrace @yeyinde @mvtthewmurdvck @charnelhouse @inklore @guyfieriii @vaderstherapist @honeydjarin @haylzcyon & anybody else who’d wanna have a go <3

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Hayley Williams photographed by Sam Kang at Susan Alexandra x Rachel Antonoff NYFW event

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HAPPY 34TH BIRTHDAY HAYLEY WILLIAMS — December 27, 1988

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I might actually touch this up and make it look semi-decent at some point. But mostly I just wanted to get it out of my system while the TBOB hype was high.

Anyway, I'm still milking that preteen line for all its worth.

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tayley 🥰🥰🥰

📸: zac (pmore ig)

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“the little girl in me still craves the love my father could not give”

god,, now THAT has a sting

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more of my favorite nyfw looks!

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HAYLEY WILLIAMS Instagram • 2018

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ok. yay! let's talk about jason todd autopsy scars.

WARNING: pretty thorough description of an autopsy ahead. if you don't like cut up bodies this one isn't for you.

prefacing this by saying i am not in any way a field expert in any of this, just a guy with really morbid autism and a pretty objectively concerning collection of nonfiction on the subject. i may be wrong about things! i did not crack open the books for my stupid little tumblr post (this time). people with actual experience feel free to correct me.

if jason had had a thorough autopsy performed on him, he would not come back to life* and also probably bruce wayne would go to jail.

*or at least come back with scars from it. more on that later!

if an autopsy was performed it would have to be by someone who knew about batman because robin's scars are pretty difficult to explain. it would be pretty easy to bypass an official autopsy, jason was blown up, his cause of death is not exactly a mystery.

bruce wayne might be the kind of guy who's so obsessive he needs to know exactly which event actually killed jason (if the crowbar killed him, batman couldn't have gotten there in time. if the smoke killed him....). but maybe he also wouldn't want to know for the same reason.

the most important thing is that we know jason had massive head trauma. if you were trying to figure out which of the many terrible things that happened to him was the one that killed him, you'd want to take a look at the brain.

and guys, i don't know if you know this, but the brain only holds its shape because it's inside your skull. the human brain is the consistency of silken tofu. once it's out of your head, it's not going back in.

this is inconvenient for coroners, so they'll probably spend several days soaking jason's brain in a chemical concoction designed to make it firm up. once they do that, it's time to dissect it.

but the fun doesn't end there! once they're done, if they don't just dispose of the brain separately, they're still not going to go through the trouble if wrangling it back into jason's cranium (now open on top, like an egg cup). it goes in the organ bag!

did i forget to mention the organ bag? look, they're not going to put all of his wet organs back into his chest cavity. he's already rapidly decaying. if bruce wayne gets his son back and he's leaking there'll be hell to pay.

so all the organs, which at this point have also been cut into little pieces to study, get jumbled together in a plastic bag. that they do stick back into the kind of gaping hole that the organs vacated. then they stick the ribs back in place (they were sawed off, at the beginning, to gain entry to the organs).

and honestly? without the brain in the mix i can almost believe it. i guess if jason had a really shitty autopsy courtesy of gotham's overcrowded underfunded mortuary? i mean more people who write jason resurrection fic should have to think about the organ bag, and what happens to it. would it just sort of glorp out of him while his organs wiggle themselves back into place? one day i will write my funeral industry accurate jason todd resurrection fic and it will make everyone sad and uncomfortable.

but i guess my thesis statement is that i think it would be really hard to come back to life if your brain was in 7-14 pieces inside a plastic bag where your stomach used to be.

the most likely way for the resurrection to work, in that case, would be to restore his body to its state directly before death, which does unfortunately predate his autopsy.

so what this post is saying is that jason probably wouldn't have had an autopsy, but even if he did, he wouldn't have the scars to show for it.

now, the idea that they're vivisection scars and ra's al ghul was poking around in there? i like that a lot

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Clumsy romance with Nico???

You have my attention.

Hayley!! Hi friend!! Thanks for popping in to ask about Nico!! I hope your day is going well so far!!

And 🤣🤣 that gif is perfect I’m dying.

So A Clumsy Romance is my House Comes With A Bird/ Before Sunrise mashup where Nico and Reader meet in Buenos Aires but only get to spend one night together - and then ten years go by. I’ve written one or two other short pieces that go along with their story, but the main chunk of it is in ACR.

This Untitled thing I’m working on is a follow up that brings Nico and Reader back to Argentina. Because one night was simply not enough. Some things:

This will be a Smut. Like a SMUT. (But with feelings.)

Some drama? Yeah, why not? It’s for good measure.

They will get to see the city by day this time - even though they’re going to hate me for making them leave the bed.

Stay tuned to see whether or not the romance is still clumsy.

And a little tease:

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E: And I assume you understand that if you lay a finger upon Hayley, it will be the last thing you do on this earth.

Haylijah in every episode -> 1.14 Long Way Back From Hell

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@hmslusitania and I (and our lovely roomie) are rewatching Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries and she has issued me the single greatest compliment I think I’ve ever received: that I should have been a jazz singer in a speakeasy

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Hayley Williams for Rodarte PS23

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Actually maybe I should just post it by itself. I just,,,,,AUGH. THAT'S MY BOY!!!!!